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Hey it's me again; also the UDL Times
Topic Started: Mar 20 2013, 12:40 AM (192 Views)
grab em by the presidency
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Hey all it's Durk again. How is everyone doing today. Also I'm starting up a new newspaper. Check it out! :)

The UDL Times

-the unofficial newspaper of the United Defenders League


Unibot City, UDL - Word spread late Tuesday night that the UDL has finally succeeded in our mission to infiltrate the hidden chambers of the North Pacific, and we at the UDL Times couldn't be happier. The North Paciic's claim to sovereignty is questionable at best, given its invader ties; furthermore, we practically had to run former delegate Eluvatar out of the UDL for being one of the only UDLers in history to put TNP above our dear alliance.

We interviewed Cormac's unofficial spokesperson, Durk, for insight into the situation:

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UDL Times: What sort of punishments will we dole out to those TNP dual citizens who fail to put our alliance first?

Cormac's spokesperson: We will publicly allow them to maintain their existing positions, while indeed handing out some well-placed wrist slaps to our agents within TNP; but ultimately those who fail to toe the UDL line will be reprimanded in private while seeing their influence in the organization eroded and reassigned to more capable hands.

UDL Times: How long does Cormac plan on remaining in the UDL before returning for the third time to the raider world?

Cormac's spokesperson: At the present time, we estimate a solid 20-30 days served with the UDL, before a brief 1-2 month stint with the Black Hawks, to be followed by joining the FRA, to be followed by joining Ainur, to be followed by re-joining the UDL, to be followed by joining the New Inquisition, to be followed by joining Europeia, to be followed by seizing control of the UDL by seducing Unibot some time later this year.


Long live the UDL!
PRAISE JESUS H CHRIST
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⚒ NES
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seducing Unibot


Been there, done that. Haven't got the T-Shirt though. :(
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Mar 20 2013, 02:45 PM
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seducing Unibot


Been there, done that. Haven't got the T-Shirt though. :(
I always thought the reward for seducing Unibot would be something more substantial and garish. A big pair of pink frilly knickers perhaps?
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Hahahaha :lol:
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Nice work :)
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NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess
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Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone
Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you :3
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Haha well done Durk!
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