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Most Embarrassing Sport Injuries?
Topic Started: Nov 8 2013, 10:17 AM (252 Views)
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Lochte strains ACL, tears MCL when a fan jumps on him :P

Golfer strains ACL, bruises Tibia when he falls off of a segway.
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Wade Boggs once strained his back pulling on his cowboy boots, and Randy Johnson did the same pulling on socks.

Nolan Ryan once broke a rib sneezing, and Tom Glavine broke one puking.

Ryan also missed time with a coyote bite. Ryan was an odd duck.

The Braves announcers once spent a week employing some verbal gymnastics to avoid saying aloud that Marquis Grissom was out because he had pulled his ass muscle.

Steve Sparks once dislocated his shoulder trying to rip a phone book in half.

Some minor player in the 20s, I forget his name, was injured when he slid into second, and his false teeth in his back pocket severely bit him on the ass. Brought blood, as I recall.

A reliever whose name I can't recall injured himself flicking sunflower seeds at a teammate.

Massively muscled Ryan Klesko missed time after straining something picking up a lunch tray.

Clint Barmes broke his collarbone after a fall down some steps. He didn't break his fall because he was instead trying to hold onto and protect the venison he was carrying.

Marty Cordova missed time with a severe sunburn because he fell asleep in a tanning coffin (or whatever they call those things).

Adam Eaton stabbed himself in the stomach trying to cut open the packaging on a DVD (which made me feel much better about my cut hands and fingers over the years doing the same).

Baseball's first superstar, pitcher Jim Creighton, died after a game in 1962, and the legend has always been that he ruptured his bladder taking a huge swing while batting.

But probably none can beat the John Kruk story. The Phillies at that time had a closer named Mitch Williams, nicknamed Wild Thing. Dude could bring it, and when he could locate it he was dominating. But oft times neither he, the catcher, nor the batter had any idea where his high-90s stuff was going to go. He was pitching batting practice to teammate Kruk one day, and one got away and hit Kruk in the crotch. Some scar tissue or something formed into what they called a 'third testicle' (I'm not a doctor, but I think this is a case where the term evokes the correct imagery). When they went into the perform the surgery to remove the third testicle, they found cancer in one of the original two, and took it as well. So it is at least possible that Kruk's life was saved by his teammate hitting him in the nuts with a ball traveling nearly 100 miles per hour.
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Wow, that's pretty neat!
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Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3
Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/
Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone
Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you :3
Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni
Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess
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That is pretty cool, but I bet he still felt that hit years later. :P
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Lochte strains ACL, tears MCL when a fan jumps on him :P


Almost certainly Rach. :P
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He's hot Kay? :P
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NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess
Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3
Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/
Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone
Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you :3
Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni
Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess
Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3
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Getting sat on by a fat kid while playing rugby :/
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Aww Zander :(
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NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess
Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3
Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/
Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone
Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you :3
Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni
Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess
Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3
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Nov 11 2013, 03:32 PM
Getting sat on by a fat kid while playing rugby :/


omg, exactly the same happened to me. Broke my elbow. Many years ago now.

Almost said it earlier, but its not particularly embarrassing I guess... fat guy lands on your arm, what do you expect.
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Dustin Penner strained his back and missed a couple weeks last year, when he bent down to eat pancakes his wife made him. That one wins.
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I was warming up for a high school soccer/football game, I was goalie and while running across the goal line to catch a shot I ran into the goalpost and split the skin in my right eyebrow. Took four stiches.

Not even during game action but warming up. Jeez.
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I once got kicked in the crotch in Soccer. Got hit over the head with a lacrosse stick two years ago, got a concussion falling from a swing when I was 9, and cracked my head open on a pole playing tag in 3rd grade.
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I once got kicked in the crotch in Soccer.
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*soccer.

I have been elbowed in the face and trampled on during AFL games plenty of time.

I have also been knocked out by a hockey ball before :P
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Nov 8 2013, 10:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-c16wa1ICQ

Lochte strains ACL, tears MCL when a fan jumps on him :P

Golfer strains ACL, bruises Tibia when he falls off of a segway.
I would like to see that :P
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I got a hernia lifting weights....0_0
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Ouch :(
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NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess
Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3
Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/
Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone
Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you :3
Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni
Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess
Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3
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Oh, man... How on earth, when making that list, did I forget John Smoltz burning his chest by trying to iron his shirt while he was wearing it?
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I once tackled someone in football and sprained their knee or something and they couldn't walk for about 2 weeks, which was kinda bad. A fairly tame standing challenge too, not some kind of awful sliding tackle. Oops. Ah well, they were Canadian and deserved it.

As for myself, I once "controlled" the ball with my face/nose. I was a defender, and it was in stoppage time and we had a corner so I went up. Hit me on the face, bounced to the floor, kicked at it fairly randomly and it went hard into the top right corner. Not entirely sure whether ensueing nose bleed was caused by the ball impact or people jumping on me afterwards. Anyway, didn't care as it was the equaliser.

Oh and in my rugby times, a really fat prop or hooker that was massive broke my elbow by basically landing on it with his knee and full weight, which was probably like 16 stone or something... even though that was many years ago now, it never fully recovered so it can't bend to 180.

Oh, and another one actually, I once tore ligaments in my ankle playing tennis. Never been the same since...
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