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Why Don't women have beards?
Topic Started: Nov 23 2013, 06:15 PM (334 Views)
Vixy
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well in the spirit of Movember do I think I will tell the old Norse reason for why they don't have.
I'm not goint to tell the hole story just the main point.

do any of you know the stories of the Fenrir? or in modern Scandinavian, Fenris... the wolf... son of Loki, twil of the Midgard Serpent.

two times did they try to chain it with the best chains the nordic gods could make, so Odin ordered the dwarfs of Svartalvheimen to make the chain Gleipne.
and it was made my things that no man can find:
fish respiration, female beard, bird's saliva, the mountain's roots, the sound of the cat's paws and bear tendons. Therefore, there are not these things today.

just love that part of the story.
if you want know more abour the Fernis Wolf and maybe the courage of Tyr, the one that tricked the beast into the chain, then google it ;)

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It is possible for women to have beards....
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Horse on Fire
Nov 23 2013, 06:16 PM
It is possible for women to have beards....
I know that, and I did learn the hard way by meeting greek women :P

but I always find that part of the old story funny, because men can't find it :P
and so that is how my ancestors chosse to explain it :P

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Greek women have beards?
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a little here and there, you maily the older women....;)

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You have a thing for the greek women?
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Horse on Fire
Nov 23 2013, 06:28 PM
You have a thing for the greek women?
I wouldn't be surprised, after all Aphrodite and Helen were Greek. Cleopatra was Macedonian but they were like Greeks.
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We are learning about Helen in school.
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Alicia DiLaurentis
Nov 23 2013, 06:31 PM
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Nov 23 2013, 06:28 PM
You have a thing for the greek women?
I wouldn't be surprised, after all Aphrodite and Helen were Greek. Cleopatra was Macedonian but they were like Greeks.
nope, nope and nope ;)
just been there many times

and you know me ms.DiLaurentis ;)
I'm more of a Frøya kind of Fox ;)

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Scandinavian Languages these days, will never bother to learn one. I'm learning French in school, though.
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Nov 23 2013, 06:32 PM
We are learning about Helen in school.
She was evil, I tell you. Because of her a whole kingdom was destroyed and thousands were killed.
Yet she managed to hook up with the guy she abandoned (Menelaus) and nothing happened to her.
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Nov 23 2013, 06:34 PM
Scandinavian Languages these days, will never bother to learn one. I'm learning French in school, though.
was a name lad ;)
did not bother finding the english version.
problems enough remembering that you changed my favorite Jotun Loke into Loki :(

oh french... never did like that language.... :P

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Nov 23 2013, 06:36 PM
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Nov 23 2013, 06:34 PM
Scandinavian Languages these days, will never bother to learn one. I'm learning French in school, though.
was a name lad ;)
did not bother finding the english version.
problems enough remembering that you changed my favorite Jotun Loke into Loki :(

oh french... never did like that language.... :P
I've been taking it for three years now. :P
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Nov 23 2013, 06:36 PM
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Nov 23 2013, 06:32 PM
We are learning about Helen in school.
She was evil, I tell you. Because of her a whole kingdom was destroyed and thousands were killed.
Yet she managed to hook up with the guy she abandoned (Menelaus) and nothing happened to her.
you might gonna kick or hit me for this, but I'll risk it :P
she sound like you in a way :P

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Nov 23 2013, 06:37 PM
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Nov 23 2013, 06:36 PM
Horse on Fire
Nov 23 2013, 06:32 PM
We are learning about Helen in school.
She was evil, I tell you. Because of her a whole kingdom was destroyed and thousands were killed.
Yet she managed to hook up with the guy she abandoned (Menelaus) and nothing happened to her.
you might gonna kick or hit me for this, but I'll risk it :P
she sound like you in a way :P
Maybe I'm her reincarnation... :eyes:
Alissa DiLaurentis-Fontainon
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Alicia DiLaurentis
Nov 23 2013, 06:36 PM
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Nov 23 2013, 06:32 PM
We are learning about Helen in school.
She was evil, I tell you. Because of her a whole kingdom was destroyed and thousands were killed.
Yet she managed to hook up with the guy she abandoned (Menelaus) and nothing happened to her.
you might gonna kick or hit me for this, but I'll risk it :P
she sound like you in a way :P
Maybe I'm her reincarnation... :eyes:
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Alicia DiLaurentis
Nov 23 2013, 06:39 PM
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Nov 23 2013, 06:37 PM
Alicia DiLaurentis
Nov 23 2013, 06:36 PM
Horse on Fire
Nov 23 2013, 06:32 PM
We are learning about Helen in school.
She was evil, I tell you. Because of her a whole kingdom was destroyed and thousands were killed.
Yet she managed to hook up with the guy she abandoned (Menelaus) and nothing happened to her.
you might gonna kick or hit me for this, but I'll risk it :P
she sound like you in a way :P
Maybe I'm her reincarnation... :eyes:
HMMMMMMMMMMMM.....

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Nov 23 2013, 06:37 PM
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Horse on Fire
Nov 23 2013, 06:32 PM
We are learning about Helen in school.
She was evil, I tell you. Because of her a whole kingdom was destroyed and thousands were killed.
Yet she managed to hook up with the guy she abandoned (Menelaus) and nothing happened to her.
you might gonna kick or hit me for this, but I'll risk it :P
she sound like you in a way :P
Maybe I'm her reincarnation... :eyes:
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Nov 23 2013, 06:32 PM
We are learning about Helen in school.
She was evil, I tell you. Because of her a whole kingdom was destroyed and thousands were killed.
Yet she managed to hook up with the guy she abandoned (Menelaus) and nothing happened to her.
you might gonna kick or hit me for this, but I'll risk it :P
she sound like you in a way :P
Maybe I'm her reincarnation... :eyes:
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Horse on Fire
Nov 23 2013, 06:32 PM
We are learning about Helen in school.
She was evil, I tell you. Because of her a whole kingdom was destroyed and thousands were killed.
Yet she managed to hook up with the guy she abandoned (Menelaus) and nothing happened to her.
you might gonna kick or hit me for this, but I'll risk it :P
she sound like you in a way :P
Maybe I'm her reincarnation... :eyes:
HMMMMMMMMMMMM.....

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I approve :congrat:
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Nov 23 2013, 07:02 PM
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Nov 23 2013, 06:53 PM
Alicia DiLaurentis
Nov 23 2013, 06:39 PM
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Alicia DiLaurentis
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Nov 23 2013, 06:32 PM
We are learning about Helen in school.
She was evil, I tell you. Because of her a whole kingdom was destroyed and thousands were killed.
Yet she managed to hook up with the guy she abandoned (Menelaus) and nothing happened to her.
you might gonna kick or hit me for this, but I'll risk it :P
she sound like you in a way :P
Maybe I'm her reincarnation... :eyes:
HMMMMMMMMMMMM.....

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I approve :congrat:
This gave me some idea! :P

Alicia vs. Rachel

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Alicia DiLaurentis
Nov 23 2013, 06:39 PM
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Nov 23 2013, 06:37 PM
Alicia DiLaurentis
Nov 23 2013, 06:36 PM
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Nov 23 2013, 06:32 PM
We are learning about Helen in school.
She was evil, I tell you. Because of her a whole kingdom was destroyed and thousands were killed.
Yet she managed to hook up with the guy she abandoned (Menelaus) and nothing happened to her.
you might gonna kick or hit me for this, but I'll risk it :P
she sound like you in a way :P
Maybe I'm her reincarnation... :eyes:
HMMMMMMMMMMMM.....

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I approve :congrat:
This gave me some idea! :P

Alicia vs. Rachel

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Nov 23 2013, 07:20 PM
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mr.Horse, I think you are a little confused about your gender there....

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