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| Pharmacist Joke | |
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| Topic Started: Nov 25 2013, 05:56 PM (244 Views) | |
| ♥ Rach ♥ | Nov 25 2013, 05:56 PM Post #1 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend: "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back: "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!" Found this online
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![]() ♥ All You Need is Love ♥ Her Nordic Majesty NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3 Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/ Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you ![]() Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3 | |
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| Libetarian Republics | Nov 25 2013, 08:42 PM Post #2 |
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Earl
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| Vixy | Nov 26 2013, 01:47 AM Post #3 |
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“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention...”
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its a classic, just like this one ![]() My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust” - Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car |
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"If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention..!" ![]() | |
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| Bran Triune | Nov 26 2013, 02:00 PM Post #4 |
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Resident Wizard/Insane Alcoholic
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Ha! |
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Nov 26 2013, 03:57 PM Post #5 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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Wooow
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![]() ♥ All You Need is Love ♥ Her Nordic Majesty NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3 Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/ Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you ![]() Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3 | |
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| Horse on Fire | Nov 26 2013, 04:34 PM Post #6 |
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Killed in The Iron Riket (Nov 24 2013)
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| mcmasterdonia | Nov 27 2013, 01:51 AM Post #7 |
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Earl
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That would be terrible
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Nov 27 2013, 09:12 AM Post #8 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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Yeah... moral of the story... be careful boys
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![]() ♥ All You Need is Love ♥ Her Nordic Majesty NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3 Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/ Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you ![]() Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3 | |
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| Horse on Fire | Nov 27 2013, 12:26 PM Post #9 |
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Killed in The Iron Riket (Nov 24 2013)
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The Car Joke was the best |
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| Fuzzy | Nov 27 2013, 05:42 PM Post #10 |
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Owl says who?
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I've just found a stupid science joke, thought I might as well shove it here. ![]() One day, Einstein, Newton and Pascal met up and decided to play a game of hide and seek. Einstein volunteered to be it. As Einstein counted, eyes closed, to 100, Pascal ran away and hid, but Newton stood right in front of Einstein and drew a square on the floor around himself. When Einstein opened his eyes, he immediately saw Newton and said “I found you Newton,” but Newton replied, “No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!”. Edited by Fuzzy, Nov 27 2013, 07:46 PM.
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Fuzzy the Owl Minister of Forum Integration Hooter-in-chief Previous Balder Positions
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| Horse on Fire | Nov 27 2013, 07:26 PM Post #11 |
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Killed in The Iron Riket (Nov 24 2013)
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Nov 27 2013, 08:54 PM Post #12 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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Nice
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![]() ♥ All You Need is Love ♥ Her Nordic Majesty NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3 Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/ Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you ![]() Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3 | |
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| Horse on Fire | Nov 27 2013, 09:41 PM Post #13 |
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Killed in The Iron Riket (Nov 24 2013)
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I didn't get that one... |
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Nov 27 2013, 10:10 PM Post #14 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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Pascal and Newtons are units. |
![]() ♥ All You Need is Love ♥ Her Nordic Majesty NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3 Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/ Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you ![]() Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3 | |
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| mcmasterdonia | Nov 27 2013, 10:44 PM Post #15 |
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Earl
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Nice one Fuzzy. |
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| Horse on Fire | Nov 28 2013, 08:22 AM Post #16 |
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I get it now.......
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