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Demented Wishes
Topic Started: 1 Feb 2013 - 10:42 (431 Views)
Canterlotian
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Example:
I wish I was a shape-shifter.
^
Granted, but you can't be your original self again.



I wish I had the ability to dominate the mind of every single person to do my bidding!
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One Direction Isles
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Granted, but at a point in time when you really need them, they ditch you.

I wish I could make state in swimming.
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Andropoland
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La Revolucion! ☭
Granted, but after you make the state, it starts taxing the hell out of you. :P

I wish there were more Communists in this region.
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Cleverwhatever
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Granted, but they kick you out.

I wish I wasn't sick :X
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One Direction Isles
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Granted, but it brings you extremely bad luck.


I wish basketball wasn't a sport.
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Canterlotian
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Granted, it becomes a way of life.

I wish anime never existed.
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One Direction Isles
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Granted, but something exactly like it with a new name comes into the world.

I wish meeting new people was eaiser.
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Nerod
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Emperor of the GNNE. Founder President of the Meritocratic Party of Barrayar.
Granted, but all the new people you meet think that you are weird and don't become your friends.

I wish I was God... :P
(("I wish I was" or "I wish I were". I think both are good but the second option it's more polite))
Edited by Nerod, 5 Feb 2013 - 23:55.
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Cleverwhatever
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Granted, but you are an extremely minor deity.

I wish I had a sandwich.
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Kixjaq
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Granted but it is a earthworm sandwich :P

I wish I had money to buy the UTAU (similar to Vocaloid but you can make your own UTAU by recording your voice) voicebanks packs from Amazon...
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Canterlotian
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Granted, but your voice sounds awful now.

I wish the apple season wasn't over. I like fresh apples.
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Nerod
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Emperor of the GNNE. Founder President of the Meritocratic Party of Barrayar.
Granted, but all the apples in the world have worms, lots of worms.

I wish I was the Evil Illuminati Emperor of the World .
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Canterlotian
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Granted, but ponies overthrow you with the Elements of Harmony. :P

I wish there wasn't any NWO.
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One Direction Isles
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Granted, all apples Never Want Oranges

I wish there was no bullying.
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Canterlotian
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Granted, but there is more suffering.

I wish I was more cheerful.
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Kixjaq
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Granted, you're cheerful and the rest of the world is sad and chaotic now...
(The UTAU one don't make much but thats what I get for being on too many fandoms XDD I mess them all together :P)

I wish I could buy that Antichamber game but all money I had I used to buy Minecraft (Not that I regret it though~)
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Canterlotian
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Granted, but your Minecraft crashes.

I wish everybody liked classical music.
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Lucas Oakburgh
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Granted, but soon after nobody can play classical music.

I wish I could play the flute.
(OOC: Do you hate anime?)
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Canterlotian
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Granted, but you can't hear it.

I wish I had a pen.

OOC: Yes, I do. I hate their technique of drawing.



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Kixjaq
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(You're all ninja posters or my connection is too slow XD)
Granted, but it's a pen with pink ink~

I wish my school life was better, I'm sick of being alone there...
Edited by Kixjaq, 8 Feb 2013 - 00:28.
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Lucas Oakburgh
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Granted, but it magically turns to a pencil

I wish I never played clarinet.

OOC: How hurtful... Anime hates you too
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