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Demented Wishes
Topic Started: 1 Feb 2013 - 10:42 (430 Views)
Canterlotian
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Example:
I wish I was a shape-shifter.
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Granted, but you can't be your original self again.



I wish I had the ability to dominate the mind of every single person to do my bidding!
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Canterlotian
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Granted, but clarinet plays you instead.

I wish there were more Soviet Russia jokes.
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Cleverwhatever
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Granted, but in Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes on you.

I wish I was an amazing linguist.
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Canterlotian
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Granted, but now you are stuttering.

I wish for WWIII to happen. (I'm not serious.) :P
Edited by Canterlotian, 8 Feb 2013 - 16:55.
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Jeuropia
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Granted but they harvest your organs as an initiation ritual.

I wish I could seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

this is dark
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Cleverwhatever
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Granted, but you have to wear a tutu.

I wish I could program.
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Jeuropia
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I love this tutu. I shall wear it all places.

Granted, but you can only program psychotic AIs that try to kill you.

I wish I could be a pro gamer.
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Canterlotian
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Granted, but you're blind now.

I wish I could watch movies without subtitles.
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Cleverwhatever
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Granted, but you can only watch movies about penguins.

I wish I had a snowboard.
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Canterlotian
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Granted, but you break your leg while using it.

I wish Andropoland was here. He is a good laugh.

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Cleverwhatever
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Granted, but he tries a coup.

I wish for more wishes.
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Canterlotian
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Granted; the last wish you get is this:

I wish for a a billion dollars.

Then you drown under the money, because the money rains on you! ;)

I wish I had a sandwich to eat.
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One Direction Isles
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Granted, but you HAVE to give it all away

I wish I could make Nationals in swimming
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Canterlotian
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Granted, but nobody even cares about it.

I wish I could finish my homework earlier.
Edited by Canterlotian, 10 Feb 2013 - 12:54.
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One Direction Isles
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Granted, but you have nothing to do the rest of the night.

I wish I knew some of the people from NS in person!!
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Canterlotian
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Granted, but you only get to meet rude people.

I wish I was a more tolerant person.
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One Direction Isles
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Granted, but your boring.

I wish more people here talked to me on the IRC thing.
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Cleverwhatever
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Granted, but you get spammed so much your computer crashes.

I wish I had new pickups for my bass.
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One Direction Isles
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Granted, but they don't work.......

I wish it was summer.
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Cleverwhatever
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Granted, but it's summer in Siberia.

I wish these wishes could come true.
Edited by Cleverwhatever, 17 Feb 2013 - 03:12.
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One Direction Isles
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Granted, but there all demented...I bet you saw that coming.

I wish.........I could be a good singer:P
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