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| Tweet Topic Started: 1 Feb 2013 - 10:42 (430 Views) | |
| Canterlotian | 1 Feb 2013 - 10:42 Post #1 |
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Example: I wish I was a shape-shifter. ^ Granted, but you can't be your original self again. I wish I had the ability to dominate the mind of every single person to do my bidding! |
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| Canterlotian | 8 Feb 2013 - 00:27 Post #41 |
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Granted, but clarinet plays you instead. I wish there were more Soviet Russia jokes. |
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| Cleverwhatever | 8 Feb 2013 - 16:33 Post #42 |
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Granted, but in Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes on you. I wish I was an amazing linguist. |
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| Canterlotian | 8 Feb 2013 - 16:54 Post #43 |
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Granted, but now you are stuttering. I wish for WWIII to happen. (I'm not serious.)
Edited by Canterlotian, 8 Feb 2013 - 16:55.
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| Jeuropia | 9 Feb 2013 - 17:26 Post #44 |
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Granted but they harvest your organs as an initiation ritual. I wish I could seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. this is dark |
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| Cleverwhatever | 9 Feb 2013 - 18:37 Post #45 |
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Granted, but you have to wear a tutu. I wish I could program. |
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| Jeuropia | 9 Feb 2013 - 19:27 Post #46 |
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I love this tutu. I shall wear it all places. Granted, but you can only program psychotic AIs that try to kill you. I wish I could be a pro gamer. |
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| Canterlotian | 9 Feb 2013 - 20:41 Post #47 |
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Granted, but you're blind now. I wish I could watch movies without subtitles. |
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| Cleverwhatever | 9 Feb 2013 - 20:54 Post #48 |
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Granted, but you can only watch movies about penguins. I wish I had a snowboard. |
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| Canterlotian | 9 Feb 2013 - 21:10 Post #49 |
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Granted, but you break your leg while using it. I wish Andropoland was here. He is a good laugh. |
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| Cleverwhatever | 9 Feb 2013 - 22:00 Post #50 |
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Granted, but he tries a coup. I wish for more wishes. |
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| Canterlotian | 9 Feb 2013 - 22:31 Post #51 |
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Granted; the last wish you get is this: I wish for a a billion dollars. Then you drown under the money, because the money rains on you! ![]() I wish I had a sandwich to eat. |
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| One Direction Isles | 10 Feb 2013 - 06:10 Post #52 |
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Granted, but you HAVE to give it all away I wish I could make Nationals in swimming |
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| Canterlotian | 10 Feb 2013 - 12:54 Post #53 |
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Granted, but nobody even cares about it. I wish I could finish my homework earlier. Edited by Canterlotian, 10 Feb 2013 - 12:54.
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| One Direction Isles | 12 Feb 2013 - 03:26 Post #54 |
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Granted, but you have nothing to do the rest of the night. I wish I knew some of the people from NS in person!! |
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| Canterlotian | 12 Feb 2013 - 04:42 Post #55 |
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Granted, but you only get to meet rude people. I wish I was a more tolerant person. |
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| One Direction Isles | 16 Feb 2013 - 22:36 Post #56 |
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Granted, but your boring. I wish more people here talked to me on the IRC thing. |
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| Cleverwhatever | 17 Feb 2013 - 01:13 Post #57 |
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Granted, but you get spammed so much your computer crashes. I wish I had new pickups for my bass. |
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| One Direction Isles | 17 Feb 2013 - 02:26 Post #58 |
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Granted, but they don't work....... I wish it was summer. |
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| Cleverwhatever | 17 Feb 2013 - 03:12 Post #59 |
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Granted, but it's summer in Siberia. I wish these wishes could come true. Edited by Cleverwhatever, 17 Feb 2013 - 03:12.
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| One Direction Isles | 17 Feb 2013 - 04:41 Post #60 |
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Granted, but there all demented...I bet you saw that coming. I wish.........I could be a good singer:P |
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