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Issue #8: Reclaim The Streets!
Option 1 1 (20%)
Option 2 1 (20%)
Option 3 2 (40%)
Dismiss 1 (20%)
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Issue #8: Reclaim The Streets!
Topic Started: 15 Feb 2013 - 01:55 (78 Views)
Zdenka
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The Issue

Several major city streets were clogged with bicycles this morning, as the environmental group 'Two Wheels Good, Four Wheels Bad' staged a protest. Several hundred riders ambled through downtown streets, blissfully ignoring the torrent of abuse hurled at them by thousands of motorists running late for work.

The Debate

  • "People are sick of dirty, smelly automobiles," said protest organizer Marlon Cruz. "They're choking the city, the environment--our lives! Cars must be banned!"

  • "The only thing people are sick of is long-haired idiots riding their bicycles at two miles an hour on major thoroughfares," says committed motorist Hack Anderson. "People shouldn't be able to protest like this. The government needs to crack down on them."

  • The Automotive Manufacturers Association, meanwhile, has called for government support. "It's clear that we need to boost the level of automobile support in this country. This protest this morning is a clear indication of... um... anyway, we need more government funds."


You may also vote to dismiss the issue. Discussion of issues is always welcome.
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Cleverwhatever
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When I originally got this issue I totally lost it at: 'Two Wheels Good, Four Wheels Bad'
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yumyum36
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Option 1!

I tend to intentionally make mine societies of naked people who do tons of drugs and worship the hamster god.
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Zdenka
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Cleverwhatever
15 Feb 2013 - 03:28
When I originally got this issue I totally lost it at: 'Two Wheels Good, Four Wheels Bad'
Yes. :D Some of the questions are very clever.
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Zdenka
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Interestingly, option 3 has the majority. This poll is now closed.
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