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Issue #14: Nudists Demand Time In Sun
Option 1 0 (0%)
Option 2 0 (0%)
Option 3 5 (100%)
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Total Votes: 5
Issue #14: Nudists Demand Time In Sun
Topic Started: 1 Mar 2013 - 22:08 (141 Views)
Zdenka
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The Issue

A loose coalition of sartorially-challenged individuals known as "Let It All Hang Out" has called on the government to relax public nudity laws.

The Debate

  • "For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!" yelled protester Tobias Sato, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. "We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body--my choice to dangle!"

  • "I agree," mused sociology professor Heather Taffs. "But I don't think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn't be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would put that disgusting "Hooters" out of business once and for all."

  • "Whoa, whoa," says noted accountant Stan Jefferson. "Are these people serious? The last thing I want to see when I'm out for a coffee is some lumbering, over-weight nudist coming down the sidewalk toward me. If people want to get naked, they can do it in the privacy of their own homes. Think of the children!"


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Zdenka
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And option 3 wins, by a unanimous vote. This poll is now closed.
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