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Corrupt a Wish
Topic Started: May 8 2013, 06:54 AM (506 Views)
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To play you corrupt the wish of the poster above you. Then make a wish of your own.

For example; "I wish for money" and the person then post "Granted, but it's Monopoly money"

Another example; "I wish I was Immortal" and the person then post "Granted, but you still age and eventually become too old to move or think."


Ok ok, so, I wish I could FLY!
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Great Fires of Hell
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Granted, you get to be a Housefly, enjoy.

I wish I could explore the stars.
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Granted you gain the ability to travel space, but you get pulled in by a star's gravitational pull and spend an eternity burning in it's center.

I wish I would speak to animals!
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Granted you gain the ability to speak to animals, but they all would like to kill you.

I wish my brain had the processing power of a computer.
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Granted, you get a mind blowing 7 bytes of RAM and a processing speed of 4 Hz.
Hard drive storage is half a kB

I wish that I become a Starcraft 2 Grandmaster.
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Granted, but during your first match, you get carpal tunnel syndrome and can no longer please yourself on lonely nights.

I wish Liam Neeson was my father.
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Granted but you being his son results in Liam Neeson never becoming an actor and he spends his whole life hating you for it and throwing beer bottle at your face and mother who he felt so entrapped by. Then one night you see him mercilessly beating your mother and you get his shotgun cause you seen where he keep its and point it at his head, pull the trigger but the shot gun had a wider spread then your 10 year old mind could realize and you kill both your father Liam Neeson and mother. When the police come they lock you up, send you to the Mad House where you spend years being tested on and creepy experiments, till one day you kill the doctor in charge with a pencil jab in the throat. You escape from the mental institution and begin a cult about MUPPETS.

I wish I could shape shift at will like that X-Men Mystique, or the Nordic god Loki!
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Granted, but everytime you shapeshift results in boundless pain and a 20% shorter lifespan.

I wish that I'm telepathic.
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Granted you are now telepathic, but you instead of focusing on only one person you hear everybody's thoughts within a two mile radius.

I wish I could control different elements.
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Granted you gain control of the elements but also become hyper sensitive to them, causing the smallest spark to burst you into flames burning you alive so you summon water only to end up drowning your burned corpse.

I wish I was even more AWESOME.
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