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| Liberonscien | Nov 10 2014, 03:03 PM Post #21 |
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Granted but you are alone in the universe and have no minions. I wish for immunity to all diseases and invincibility. |
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| ATWAR | Dec 10 2014, 04:13 AM Post #22 |
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Granted, but you're trapped in a cage in the Ocean, permanently drowning for all eternity I wish I was in Hell |
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| Liberonscien | Jan 13 2015, 10:29 PM Post #23 |
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Boom. Michigan. I wish for to be unable to be harmed by anything. |
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| ATWAR | Jan 14 2015, 06:43 AM Post #24 |
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I'm from michigan, and i like hell michigan. Also, i grant you your wish, but you are in space floating ever farther from any planet or celestial body, forever drifting in eternal solitude, unharmed, but forever alone. I wish i had a beer right now. |
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| Hell and the underworld | Nov 26 2016, 07:33 PM Post #25 |
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Granted. Your drinking it in a school in the principles office. I wish I had a cup of iced cofee |
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| newparistan | Aug 2 2017, 08:47 PM Post #26 |
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Granted. The "cofee" is actually sulfuric acid, and as you drink it, you burn from the inside out. Watch your spelling in future, wish maker. I wish I were lying on a beach in Tahiti where it's a comfortable 75 degrees Fahrenheit, sunny, there's a normal amount of breathable air ("normal" being defined as "the usual amount of breathable air present in Tahiti in August of 2017, A.D."), the beach is made of normal sand that doesn't suck me in or inconvenience or injure me in any way, I have impenetrable and convenient plans regarding how and when to get home from Tahiti, including how to get off this beach in a normal way that doesn't cause me any kind of harm, I have and am using plenty of sunscreen that is normal sunscreen and works perfectly and prevents sunburn, it is currently the present day and I haven't and won't time travel, I am human and me and that doesn't change, I look good and nobody cares about my appearance, I am drinking something delicious that is potable and won't cause me harm in any way and I don't have an unending supply of it that I have to drink forever, no natural disasters are impending, including alien attacks, meteors, earthquakes, and anything else I haven't mentioned, I have plenty of the correct kind of currency to do whatever I need to do without being inconvenienced in any way by currency or the lack thereof, and I have total and complete control of any other aspects of this wish that I haven't thought of, and none of those aspects will inconvenience me, hurt me, trap me, kill me, upset me, annoy me, or otherwise cause me any harm whatsoever. Further, in this wish, I will not be forced to be happy or to smile or to make any gestures or facial expressions or other bodily movements that cause me harm, death, pain, inconvenience, embarrassment, annoyance, or any similar negative emotions. I have full and free control of my faculties, I have free will, I have no superpowers, I am alive in the normal way that living humans are alive, I am not a zombie, I am not a vampire, I am not a werewolf or other supernatural creature, and there is no magic. Gravity and all other laws of physics remain as they do in reality. I will not die suddenly anywhere in Tahiti for any reason, and I will live out my life as I choose to and die of natural causes in a way that isn't at all connected to this wish. ...can you tell I work in a law office? Right. What have I not thought of? Edited by newparistan, Aug 2 2017, 08:49 PM.
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| Aynia | May 26 2018, 09:04 PM Post #27 |
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Your wish comes true and you have a wonderful time in Tahiti. Your companions cancelled and it made you a little sad, but you have plenty of money and drinks. Unfortunately you ran into a sick person in the airport on the way home and you picked up a parasite that set dormant in your brain for over a year until it finally kills you of natural causes. I wish I had perfect weather year round. |
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