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| The Stalker | May 8 2013, 08:20 PM Post #1 |
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OK here's the rules, ONLY ONE Chuck Norris jokes at a time. The computer can't handle more then one Chuck Norris in the same post. Chuck Norris doesn't get punched in the face, he head butts your fist. |
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| The Stalker | May 24 2013, 12:30 AM Post #2 |
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| Death | Jul 15 2013, 08:43 PM Post #3 |
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Chuck Norris was once bit by a King Cobra. After five long days of pain, the snake finally died. |
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| The Stalker | Jul 22 2013, 12:13 AM Post #4 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he's never cried. |
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| The Grudge | Aug 22 2013, 08:25 AM Post #5 |
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The Big Bang was Chuck Norris taking his first steps. |
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| The Grudge | Aug 22 2013, 08:27 AM Post #6 |
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Chuck Norris supplements his already substantial income by selling his beard trimmings to the local police department to be used as bullet proof vests |
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| The Grudge | Aug 23 2013, 03:37 PM Post #7 |
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Steven Hawking actually stole all of his scientific findings from Chuck Norris. He was been confined to a wheelchair and unable to speak ever since. |
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| The Grudge | Aug 25 2013, 08:18 AM Post #8 |
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Chuck Norris splitted his power into 14 persons, they are now known as Hell Elders.
Edited by The Grudge, Aug 25 2013, 08:19 AM.
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| The Grudge | Aug 26 2013, 10:08 AM Post #9 |
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My smartphone auto corrects 'Chuck Norris' to 'badass.' |
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| The Grudge | Aug 27 2013, 01:36 PM Post #10 |
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Chuck Norris isn't supposed to be a legend, as there is noone who can tell their story afterwards. |
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