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Chuck Norris Jokes
Topic Started: May 8 2013, 08:20 PM (266 Views)
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OK here's the rules, ONLY ONE Chuck Norris jokes at a time.

The computer can't handle more then one Chuck Norris in the same post.

Chuck Norris doesn't get punched in the face, he head butts your fist.
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Chuck Norris was once bit by a King Cobra. After five long days of pain, the snake finally died.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.
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The Big Bang was Chuck Norris taking his first steps.
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Chuck Norris supplements his already substantial income by selling his beard trimmings to the local police department to be used as bullet proof vests
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Steven Hawking actually stole all of his scientific findings from Chuck Norris. He was been confined to a wheelchair and unable to speak ever since.
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Chuck Norris splitted his power into 14 persons, they are now known as Hell Elders.
Edited by The Grudge, Aug 25 2013, 08:19 AM.
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My smartphone auto corrects 'Chuck Norris' to 'badass.'
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Chuck Norris isn't supposed to be a legend, as there is noone who can tell their story afterwards.
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