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JAGER: I think we've had this conversation before. MICHAEL: We've had EVERY conversation before.
Ode to Jager Jul 21 2014, 11:50 PM, By SoulChar1zard
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  • Dec 12 2014, 11:16 PM
    SoulChar1zard: Chapter 1 complete.
  • Dec 9 2014, 09:41 PM
    Aidan: *hits him with a tuna*
  • Dec 9 2014, 03:15 PM
    SoulChar1zard: Well, I ain't nearby huh since I'm living in a different country.
  • Dec 9 2014, 01:07 PM
    Aidan: I'm poor.
  • Dec 9 2014, 12:22 PM
    SoulChar1zard: I'll give money to the poor, even my birthday money.
  • Dec 8 2014, 04:31 PM
    Aidan: What about nickels or pennies? Do you give those to tormenting souls?
  • Dec 8 2014, 01:44 PM
    Winnie the Bish: What if he became a White Walker
  • Dec 8 2014, 11:10 AM
    SoulChar1zard: And I give no quarters to tormenting souls.
  • Dec 8 2014, 10:27 AM
    SoulChar1zard: Well, if he became a zombie right now, I won't hesitate to put him to rest.
  • Dec 8 2014, 09:06 AM
    twilightlullaby: wow rude

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