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JAGER: I think we've had this conversation before. MICHAEL: We've had EVERY conversation before.
In Memory of Kylts May 2 2016, 01:02 AM, By Wetty
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  • Today, 1:36 PM
    Victor: The anatomically correct heart from Splatterhouse would be perfect for that!
  • Today, 3:51 AM
    Kylts: It better be an anatomically correct heart with veins and everything. Cuz I trademarked my filled w/love one. ♥
  • Yesterday, 11:21 PM
    Aidan: I'll make the :heart: emoji eventually.
  • Yesterday, 9:18 PM
    Kylts: Step your game up, pal.
  • Yesterday, 9:17 PM
    Kylts: ♥
  • Oct 25 2016, 06:45 PM
    Aidan: :heart:
  • Oct 24 2016, 11:03 AM
    Michael the Dragon: (ily aidan <3)
  • Oct 24 2016, 10:28 AM
    Michael the Dragon: no just you
  • Oct 24 2016, 02:42 AM
    Aidan: Oh geez, The Walking Dead has your panties THAT bunched? :|
  • Oct 23 2016, 09:52 PM
    Michael the Dragon: i'm not in the mood baka

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