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JAGER: I think we've had this conversation before. MICHAEL: We've had EVERY conversation before.
Ode to Jager Jul 21 2014, 11:50 PM, By SoulChar1zard
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  • Yesterday, 6:45 PM
    twilightlullaby: take a place in line, phillip, there's a whole lot of other people who hate me too~ <3
  • Yesterday, 5:04 AM
    Kylts: White chocolate is my least favourite also. Those white mice sweeties are fucking delicious though.
  • Mar 2 2015, 10:25 PM
    Aidan: Jennifer has exquisite taste in chocolate, as I know she prefers it dark. :ind:
  • Mar 2 2015, 10:19 PM
    Wetty: Jenny, I now loathe you. That is all.
  • Mar 2 2015, 09:50 PM
    twilightlullaby: literally anything is better than white chocolate which is THE WORST
  • Mar 2 2015, 05:55 PM
    Aidan: :duckhunt:
  • Mar 2 2015, 05:13 PM
    SoulChar1zard: I like milk chocolate.
  • Mar 2 2015, 04:36 PM
    Victor: I like milk chocolate, but I prefer dark.
  • Mar 2 2015, 04:06 PM
    Cooltrainer Mike: What's wrong with milk chocolate?
  • Mar 2 2015, 04:04 PM
    Aidan: What is wrong with you people? MILK CHOCOLATE? :@

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