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JAGER: I think we've had this conversation before. MICHAEL: We've had EVERY conversation before.
In Memory of Kylts May 2 2016, 01:02 AM, By Wetty
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  • Today, 6:38 PM
    Aidan: Yes, I did notice that the board was having some problems. I'll pass just like the bowel movement I'm about to have.
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  • Yesterday, 5:24 PM
    Michael the Dragon: keep up the good work
  • Yesterday, 10:02 AM
    Wetty: We're all proud of you.
  • May 27 2016, 07:41 PM
    Aidan: I just took a shit like 20 minutes ago! :musicalnote:
  • May 27 2016, 07:41 PM
    Aidan: I was being facetious.
  • May 27 2016, 02:35 PM
    Michael the Dragon: do you have ibs or something? it seems like you get more backed up then i do lol.
  • May 27 2016, 05:43 AM
    Kylts: Back to doing opiates again, Jefe?

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