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JAGER: I think we've had this conversation before. MICHAEL: We've had EVERY conversation before.
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  • Today, 4:53 PM
    Chad Cuckwell: He must be a dirty Lutheran then
  • Today, 4:12 PM
    Aidan: I'm not.
  • Today, 2:13 PM
    SoulChar1zard: Or Christian.
  • Today, 2:12 PM
    SoulChar1zard: Huh. Didn't know Aidan was Catholic. :|
  • Yesterday, 4:45 PM
    Aidan: I guess I'll just have to turn my frown upside down and smile for a while, because Sweet Baby Jesus is there for me mile after mile.
  • Apr 21 2017, 07:48 PM
    Excitemike: Sorry, my heart belongs to 3 others! Gotta be faithful to my 3D waifus.
  • Apr 21 2017, 06:57 PM
    Kylts: Darn your socks in the night when there's nobody there.
  • Apr 21 2017, 06:57 PM
    Kylts: You're married to the lord, Father McKenzie.
  • Apr 21 2017, 05:10 PM
    Aidan: Why can't I have you, Michael? :pikasad:
  • Apr 21 2017, 01:44 AM

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