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JAGER: I think we've had this conversation before. MICHAEL: We've had EVERY conversation before.
In Memory of Kylts May 2 2016, 01:02 AM, By Wetty
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  • Today, 12:39 AM
    Jager and Pitch: I lost 4 ranked overwatch matches in a row. :( I got so sad I played League again
  • Jun 29 2016, 04:37 PM
    Kylts: You've got the look, you sho'nuf do be cookin' in my book. ♪ :coon:
  • Jun 29 2016, 02:45 PM
    SoulChar1zard: I'm kinda busy atm. :bemused:
  • Jun 29 2016, 11:03 AM
    Daveeeeed: Biggy D is not my lover / He's just a girl who claims that I AM THE ONE :musicalnote:
  • Jun 29 2016, 01:09 AM
    Aidan: Biggy D, don't think that you can just opt out of the boyfriend quiz :@
  • Jun 27 2016, 06:37 PM
    Kylts: Quite frankly, it just reminds me why I've been an Italy fan for as long as I can remember more so than an England supporter, tbh. :coon:
  • Jun 27 2016, 06:35 PM
    Kylts: 2-1. The only goal England scored was a penalty and after that they played like horseshit. Iceland were excellent again.
  • Jun 27 2016, 06:28 PM
    SoulChar1zard: @Kylts: How bad?
  • Jun 27 2016, 04:50 PM
    Aidan: You're right, Biggy D, I *should* just get rid of Michael for being a filthy Icelandic person. :@
  • Jun 27 2016, 04:07 PM
    Kylts: Update: Iceland kicked our arses. :coon:

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