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Stupid/Messed up stuff you believed/did as a kid
Topic Started: Jun 12 2014, 02:50 PM (1,315 Views)
Boss
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Simple. What was some stupid shit you believed or did when you were a fetus?



I used to think having sex was peeing inside a girl until I was almost 9.

I used to think Michael Jackson could kidnap me if I was ever alone in the dark till I was 10.
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Jun 12 2014, 02:50 PM
I used to think having sex was peeing inside a girl until I was almost 9.
You're not alone, brahski.
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"Stupid/Messed up stuff you believed/did as a kid"

everything i do today
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"Listen Simon, just believe in yourself. Not in the Simon that I believe in, not in the Kamina that you believe in. Have faith in the Simon that believes in you."
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when I was a lil warden I was afraid of heights

specifically this bouncy metal bridge at the park I would never walk across because FUCK all the kids made it so fuckin unstable and it was so fuckin HIGH UP for my age god damn

when I got older and taller af I went back and walked across it and felt like a beast
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you're all nerds

i thought the mentally challenged class in elementary school were actually normal kids until they got in trouble, then the teachers kidnapped them and put them in a machine that made them retarded as a punishment. scared the fuck out of me
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i believed a plant would grow inside you if you ate the seed without chewing it


i still kinda believe it
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When I was 5 in the back of my mom's car, I would always duck my head when cars passed by because I would assume they would try to shoot me.

There was a Dinosaur exhibit at the state museum after about a month the exhibit was gone. A little while later Disney made a movie called Dinosaurs. I assumed Disney bought the ones from the museum, and I believed this till 13.

A teacher told me that Santa could always what ever I said, and would know if I didn't believe in him. So I went home to my closet and kept whispering "I don't believe in you, Santa" over and over again. That Winter my Parent's got divorced. That's why I thought it was my fault.

Ghosts only show themselves if you watch scary movies.
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If you're gonna hang a gun on the wall, you'd better use it.

Oho I have a couple of these worth sharing... Anyone here got older siblings? Bit of back-story here; my brother is a cunt. I just refer to him as "the Cunt'' now so I don't forget for next time he decides to rock up at home. BUT ANYWAY, when you're the younger sibling, your older sibling is God when you're a little kid, and I pretty much took everything my brother told me as gospel. Here are two things he told me that I genuinely believed for a decent number of years:

One, there's a species of rat called a 'Blind Rat'. Said rat will blind you if it looks in your eyes. I lived in fear of this little shit for years 'cause my brother said he saw one in our driveway. Obviously my brother just saw it, and it didn't see him back so he wasn't blinded; lucky escape for him there. I guess there's no such thing as preemptive karma.

Two, if you blink too much on purpose you'll go blind. He told me that if I blink on purpose, I'll gradually start to close my eyes for longer and longer each time, eventually closing my eyes for years at a time and only opening them for a single brief second. And that's how you go blind, kids! He seemed to have managed to come up with the ''Let's scare the shit out of children by telling them not to blink'' idea before the writers of Doctor Who did. If I lived in America I'd probably try to sue the fuckers for plagiarism, but alas freedom isn't a thing anywhere else in the world. I mean I can't even buy a gun and shoot my classmates when I'm having a bad week; what kind of a country doesn't allow that?
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oh there's an option for did
i did that huffing game with a bunch of friends and it really worked it was just a few people at first but then word got out and we started doing it on other people too
one kid got so "scared" when he fainted he was all like "what if I died and ur all in heaven?" and like the teacher overheard that
long story short got so many lectures on how we could have all died hargh.
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I thought my Brother was secretly John Cena, and every friday and i'd cheer alone like it was really him up there.
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