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Stupid/Messed up stuff you believed/did as a kid
Topic Started: Jun 12 2014, 02:50 PM (1,322 Views)
Pelion
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Jybraphone
Jun 12 2014, 06:25 PM
When I heard what poison ivy was as a kid, I got super-paranoid of any plant taller than mowed grass.
I thought poison ivy was poison and if it touched you, you died.
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Rapidcar1
Jun 12 2014, 04:56 PM
do you guys ever think that you're real and everyone else is fake, like genuinely not real. im sure we all had that thought a few times.
I still think that
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StarBoundDragon
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I used to think skeletons would phase through my walls at night and kill me when I slept, so I'd always face my one bare wall to watch for anything.

Whenever I used to have a nightmare, I'd go into my parents room and sleep between them because I was scared. While walking through the dark halls at night to get to their room, I always thought this demon ghost vacuum cleaner was chasing me and would suck me up if I didn't get to my parent's room fast enough.

Sometimes I'd see green traffic lights that looked bluer than normal and thought that it was to indicate for cars to start flying, but the lights were rare and I was just never around to see cars that wanted to go "up".

One time, before proper sexual education, my friend was talking about boners (specifically morning wood) and either I didn't hear right or she never mentioned it that this was specifically for males. So as a kid I thought that girls would get these weird vagina boners at night and I was scared to wear tight pants to sleep cuz she said it'd hurt if you did.

I also used to think sex was when you hugged the other person while your crotch area was distanced as far as possible from the other person.

Ye, I was a dumb kid
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StarBoundDragon
Jun 13 2014, 12:38 AM
Sometimes I'd see green traffic lights that looked bluer than normal and thought that it was to indicate for cars to start flying, but the lights were rare and I was just never around to see cars that wanted to go "up".

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Jybraphone
Jun 12 2014, 06:10 PM
I believed in God.
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i was lulzing


i thought girls had a slong since everyone said they didnt have balls, then didnt mention the other

oh boy
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Before I turned 12 I used to believe in God.

Ninja'd again goddamn
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I saw a picture of pasta hanging down from trees and it said "Spaghetti harvest 1935". And till I was 16 I though spaghetti came from trees.
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Emerald
Jun 13 2014, 01:16 AM
Before I turned 12 I used to believe in God.

Ninja'd again goddamn
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you're all nerds

i thought that all public water fountains had poisonous water in them so people wouldnt swim in them
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Pelion
Jun 13 2014, 01:16 AM
I saw a picture of pasta hanging down from trees and it said "Spaghetti harvest 1935". And till I was 16 I though spaghetti came from trees.
Lmao I remember hearing about that prank.

I used to think (til when I was probably seven) that when I was in bed, I had to plug my ears so earwigs didn't crawl in them while I was asleep.

I thought women could just randomly become pregnant before I knew about sex.
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