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Stupid/Messed up stuff you believed/did as a kid
Topic Started: Jun 12 2014, 02:50 PM (1,319 Views)
Rapidcar1
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Parisuton Hiru
Jul 2 2014, 05:42 AM
I used to think if you don't jump over the ends of escalators they sucked you in, making mincemeat out of you.

i thought the same thing, i would ride the elevators and play death by jumping over the ends

i liked to live dangerously
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Pelion
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When I watched America's Most Wanted I always thought the killer was lurking out the windows watching me watching the show. I'd literally have panic attacks watching the show.
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BONUS FUCKING POST

When the Andrea Yates story was big, I was watching it being covered on ABC with my mom. And the whole time i was paranoid about it ... like my mom was getting ideas from Andrea Yates.And the whole time she was saying things like "oh, who could do that?" and I thought "maybe you...".

In my house I have a room where my lap top, tv, and couch is. And I have a room where I sleep and it's connected by a bathroom. So I had two entrances where my mother could enter, and then potentially kill me. So having Home Alone committed to memory I set up booby traps for her in the middle of that night just in-case she tries something. On one door to my bed room I wedged a chair under the door handle, but the chair was too short and so it just kinda leaned there. For the bathroom I took some dish soap and spread it around the floor hoping she'd slip, or at the least lose her balance for a second. And finally I just locked the other room's door because that locked worked.
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Jul 11 2014, 10:43 PM
For the bathroom I took some dish soap and spread it around the floor
i bet your mother hated you
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Rapidcar1
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you're all nerds

jesus fucking christ curt
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Baconboy
Jul 11 2014, 10:53 PM
Pelion
Jul 11 2014, 10:43 PM
For the bathroom I took some dish soap and spread it around the floor
i bet your mother hated you
Kinda ironic.... the steps I took to prevent my mother from killing me...probably made her want to kill me.
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senah


i thought my obese aunt had swallowed a watermelon
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Rapidcar1
Jun 12 2014, 03:36 PM
i thought the mentally challenged class in elementary school were actually normal kids until they got in trouble, then the teachers kidnapped them and put them in a machine that made them retarded as a punishment. scared the fuck out of me
Bumping one of my favorite posts in this thread
It needs to be revived legit
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Did someone mention that they used to think God was real as a kid?

Too lazy to check. Either way I'm sure this is most of us.
Put me down.
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Did I ever share that I pissed in my own face
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