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Gerald and Carlos; Mar 19 2011
Topic Started: Feb 24 2015, 10:47 PM (169 Views)
Rapidcar1
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Now for the next edition of Carlos and Gerald. I have been called to create this next masterpiece confirming the current war between the spectrum of Good and Evil, between The Cave and Marriland, between lulz and lame. This new edition will consist of new information, updated lulz that will light your way to The Kingdom of Gerald. Heres the new edition to the amazing series of Carlos and Gerald.


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This here is Gerald, the amazing lulz enhancing entity providing all sources of positive energy. Whenever u have the need for some great reinforcement the light will always be there. The light is there when you need it, is there when you do not need it. This "light" is the symbol of Gerald, the "light" provides us all with the guideline to live the right way in the world we live in. It is the light that keeps everything in order and provides lulz to all who deserve it. All lulz can be traced back to Gerald the "light". IT IS THE LULZ THAT BINDS US. if ever you doubt the lulz, the light will punish you but will never cast you out. Like a dildo that teaches lessons to the ass of the virgin eager to experiment. Like a whip that hits the back of an underpriviledged fgt whos behavior needs to be corrected. The light is a force that exists only in the metaphysical therefore can take no physical forum at all. It is all around us yet nowhere at the same time. It is possible to respect the light even in the strictest sense. (i jus phuked up the word strictest(IN FACT ITS NOT EVEN A WORD).

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This is the infamous terrorist Carlos. You may have heard of him, hes the icon that we have all come to grow and hate. Carlos is the infestation of all the ghey lame phails of society. Someone tells a joke and no one around even chuckles, Carlos is at work. Carlos is a ruthless body packing attention seeking faggotry spreading brainwashing horror inducing terrorist. It is possible to avoid the Carlos, you can find Carlos everywhere. Carlos and his vile motives have brainwashed the minority of society(1/3). Carlos workers are easily spotted, if there is a sense that a certain entity does not belong, that sense is the light telling you there is a Carlos Worker present. Carlos Workers help spread the word of ghey lame phail to others. Others become infected with ghey lame phail and spread to others. That is the disease known as Carlos.


Gerald has worked hard to contain the ghey lame phail of Carlos and has been successful. The word of Gerald overrides the Carlos. To spot the the disease before it spread to innocent bystanders is the job of the DK. If someone in the DK spots a trace of infection from the disease known as Carlos, that certain DK will perform the service known as "tru nigga" to correct the behavior influenced by Carlos until it is brought back to the spectrum of Gerald.

That is the story of Carlos and Gerald.


Gerald has fought long and hard to contain the faggotry, to keep the lame from spreading and has been successful in doing so. The mission is never over, the work of the DK is never over to contain the Carlos. The war has been a long one

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HOLY SHIT
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