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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 4 2015, 08:43 AM (247 Views) | |
| I AM ATLUS | Jul 4 2015, 08:43 AM Post #1 |
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This is a thread to share/talk about f00d and recipes how about that someone teach me how to scramble eggs |
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| Sinister M. | Jul 4 2015, 06:01 PM Post #2 |
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If you're gonna hang a gun on the wall, you'd better use it.
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Ainsley Harriott will teach you how. |
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| I AM ATLUS | Jul 5 2015, 04:35 AM Post #3 |
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was that supposed to be funny |
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| Sinister M. | Jul 5 2015, 07:01 AM Post #4 |
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If you're gonna hang a gun on the wall, you'd better use it.
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get cunted |
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| I AM ATLUS | Jul 5 2015, 01:46 PM Post #5 |
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no sam stock phrases wont help me cook eggs dumb whore |
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| Sinister M. | Jul 5 2015, 02:31 PM Post #6 |
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If you're gonna hang a gun on the wall, you'd better use it.
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Our phrases were equally stock come on now, realltalk. |
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| she2 | Jul 5 2015, 10:27 PM Post #7 |
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1. add oil to your pan make sure it is covered 100% then crack eggs in pan 2. add milk 3. add pepper 4. wait until it looks like cat vomit 5. mix it up with a spatula 6. it kinda looks like scrambled egg at this point? 7. add some green stuff if you want to be fancy now like parsley or like scallions or something like mint idk enjoy |
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| she2 | Jul 5 2015, 10:29 PM Post #8 |
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also here is how you boil effs if you are scared of the oven and are rich buy one of those electric kettles boil water in that and then drop ur eggs into kettle OR you can pour the water into a pot holding ur eggs but with this method you need to keep switching the water |
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| she2 | Jul 5 2015, 10:29 PM Post #9 |
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opps i meant stove |
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| she2 | Jul 5 2015, 10:48 PM Post #10 |
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if you cant coo k at all then you can just crack eggs into glasses of milk sonuds nasty and it probably is but ive seen friends do that my mom once told me you would get salmnolle form that but idk if that applies to organic eggs that are like farmers ranch or something yeah. also eggs are a good lubricant ive heard so if u guys are goona fool aroooond with anal just crack an egg into a bowl and take away the yellow part but you might need to crack a whole godamn curtain of eggs if that ass is partiulary tite and also you ight get yeast infecions so u gotta be careful so i dont recommend this but it is possible to do it. also eggs are good for ur hair as long as ur not planning to leave the house so plan a neet day for this where u just lock urself up and then crack an egg into a bowl and remove the yellow parts. it is like a lurbicant for ur hair to grow nice and strong ok now just pour and rub it into ur scalp bask in baby chicken juices and lave it like that for a while beforeu wash it all out. it is like a normal conditioner except u can suck ur hair when u get hungry from not going out from ur house handy isnt it? eggs are pretty good for pretty much anything i think so like u cant go wrong with eggs. u can boil em fry em scramble em like whatever and itll taste pretty good. also u can buy those liquified eggs they sell in cans/cartons and those taste prett ymuch the same as real eggs so buy that if u cant afford the real deal. i mean if ur asking how to scramble eggs the end result with pretty much taste the same with ur cooking. dont waste the shells u can use them for all kinda of neat things like u ca n take them and bury them in ur backyard (only applies to rich ppl) and thatll fretilize ur soil so u can get more eggs. neato. then u can also get the egg shells and paste them onto anything pretty much just paint over them and then heyo wham bam presto u get fake gems. also eggs u can make into hipster jewellry and sell on etsy and people will buy them for outrageuous prices rinse and repeat and pretty much ur turning eggs into cash which in turn leads to more eggs adn cash. eggs are also useful for fucking with ppl not in the lube way but something along the same line you can crack eggs into things people are eating like canned peaches but |
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