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Story Time!
Topic Started: Jul 13 2015, 01:08 AM (581 Views)
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Wallace
Jul 27 2015, 02:25 AM
she2
Jul 26 2015, 01:11 PM
i first joined marriland to scam people out of their shiny pokemons LOL

I fucking knew it. Reported.


Did you get anything good?
yeah i got a shiny japanese mew for my hacked cresselia lol
but then i stopped because i have a heart
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Pelion
Jul 27 2015, 03:16 AM
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Jul 26 2015, 01:11 PM
i went through a phase where i would like talk to myself in my head and make up so many tragic stories haha. i would like purposely take the long way home and like take long walks at night when it was snowing and like refuse to take rides from my friends, etc. i'd like put on some really weird old sad songs and just make up stupid story lines like "oh! this is the part where some weird dudes pull up and just kidnap you and for some reason they drive past your parents but you know some kung fu and you kill them all" and like i'd say some very pretentious stuff to myself haha. it was never like really full sentences but like i could like see a cloud of words and feelings that you'd associate with a starving artist that lives hemingway. like i know people think aout this stuff all the time but like i would like literally obsess over it like wile taking a walk i'd come up with like so many different ways i could die like a hero or just plain pathetically and i'd love thinking about people's reactions and this shit went on like minute after day after week etc yeah. i don't really like thinking aobut what i did because like i am FULL of shit like this. i'll probably think about what i did this year next year and like die wondering why i did such retarded things.
I do every single one of those things. Like... to the letter... and how I would describe it.
maybe i am you
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At uni you can either bulk pay online or pay each day with cash for parking. Back in 2013 I paid each day with loose change. I didn't have enough money so I asked some dude who walked pass for a dollar and he gave it to me. Never saw him again, but he was a nice guy. I did say I'd give it back though, so if I see him again I owe him a dollar.
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wanna hear a story about online games?

so way back in like 2005-ish I think there was this game called "Stick Arena" or something like that. It was basically like a stick figure version of any other shooting game. You could like pick between a glock, a rifle, a machine gun, a hammer, a katana and if you actually bought a premium pass you would unlock a laser gun and a lightsaber. Anyway the only customization would be your in-game name colour and the colour/design of various halos over your head.

This shit was FUN. I would like come home and play it like almost every day I think. The hammer was a one-shot kill and if you found the right camping areas you would just kill every single person until they just rage-quit. I remember I was like grinding kills so I could buy this like "princess pink fluttery angel" halo thingy and like oh god my in game name was like some random lyrics I got off Elfen Lied. I think it was like "Lilium" or something like that... and my last name spliced together to make it like "LiliumYu" or something like that.

Anyway like a few weeks into that game I found out you could download like a hacked server or something. I just downloaded it to make the grind for that halo like 9000X easier. Sad thing is my account got banned shortly after so yeah. Fuck Stick Arena. I felt pretty guilty too like everytime someone said something like, "wtf" or like "fucking hacker" I was like trembling inside man. I still rub myself to the memories of smashing in stick figure skulls with a hammer. Amazing.
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Also how about this shit.

When I was younger (like in elementary school) my parents hadn't like completely gave up on my grades and the pressure to do well was like pretty strong. Only thing was like they only cared about the grade itself and they didn't like to do any teaching or anything like that. So they buy me a couple of workbooks and tell me to solve X amount of pages by the deadline.

Well obviously I didn't do it. lol. Surprise! (who saw that one coming?) I still remember it man. Feels bad man.jpg man. My mom came in and was like, "did you finish the workbook?" and I was like, "Fuck!" It's like so stupid now but at that time I had a genius idea - run into the bathroom and quickly finish the workbooks via answer pages at the back. I was like, "OH SHIT MOM I'LL GET BACK TO YOU MY STOMACH HURTS NOW BUT I DEFINITELY DID FINISH THEM" and like I took the workbooks and a pencil into the washroom to "shit". lmao. idk how I ever thought that would work but like I was never a smart kid. Of course my mom saw through that in like a second but she humoured me. She just sat outside while I was like frantically scribbling down answers and like I swear I could sense her man. Eventually I knew I was fucked (there were like goddamn a million pages) and I just walked out and my mom was like, "how's your stomach? now gimme ur book m9" and like it was over man. she got a ruler and like slapped the shit out of me (but especially my hands) and told me to finish at least like 2 pages.

So after I take my beating I do do the two pages she assigned me. NOW THIS IS WHAT BURNS ME THE MOST MAN. Like now that I look back on it I can understand why but still omg just read this shit. At this point I'm done with my two pages. I'm sitting on the floor playing with my toys (yes at fourth grade I still played with my dolls. sometimes). BOOM. In comes my fucking dad. He. Is. Furious. He snaps like, "HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MOM TOLD YOU TO DO YOUR WORK WHAT THE FUCK ARE DOING PLAYING MAN ARGHH IM SO MAD ARGHH LISTEN TO YOUR MOM YOU DISOBEDIENT CHILD ARGHH" And then I was like, "MAIS PAPA... I DID FINISH MY WORK!" and he's like, "THAT IS SOME GRADE A FUCKING BULLSHIT" and he kicked me man. he full out kicked me and my face smashed into my bed frame. Like I remember this to the fucking T. I remember I was like soooo pissed off that I started crying "ARGH I DID FINISH MY WORK WTFF WHY DID MY DAD KICK ME ARGH"

And yeah. My mom actually did make a fuss about it surprisingly! She was like, "HEY I ALREADY PUNISHED HER WTF MAN" and omg like my parents like fought over that. My dad was like, "FUCK YOU WOMAN YOU WON'T LET ME DISCIPLINE MY CHILD SHES MY DAUGHTER TOO" and my mom was like, "FUCK YOU I DIDNT ASK FOR YOUR HELP WHY DID YOU JUST COME IN I ALREADY PUNISHED HER" and yeah back and forth and back and forth. Did I get an apology in any way?

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Nah man I just went to sleep. :crie: so let this be a lesson to you all - never lie man.
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That was touching, Senna.
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alright here's one more story and it's about what I did today.

wake up, friends want to go to the chinese plaza. ................. I really don't wanna go but they pestering me. I don't really have a lot of money to spare and it's awkward when they ask me like, "yo how come you always have no money man" and I'm like :d:

but anyways, friends drag me out. but guess what? only it's not my "friends". they fucking lied to me man. It's Friend A, her boyfriend, and Guy-I-Kinda-Know. "Oh ho," says I. "Ah ha. I see what you're up to."

jks. they're not trying to set me up actually. But it is hella weird when they're macking on each other like hello? grow up? no? ok. and like me and this dude are just standing near them and like making small talk. ish.

the plaza smells really bad (well imo. my chinese friends claim they can't smell shit) and I really didn't want to come today. I spend like an hour listening to my friend wondering if she should get a cartilage piercing or not and like I already told her my opinion like twenty million times (it's called I wouldn't get a piercing at some boot-let chinese store lol especially not cartilage) but she's going on and on about "omg but then I wasted time here and I'm don't want to come back if i change my mind" and like FUCK. SHUT UP BITCH SHUT UP AHHH YOU JUST WANT ME TO SAY YES.

I say no. I never give in to temptation :smirk: 7 instead i go and have some mango banana slush. it's pretty small BUT the total comes out to $4.20... ayyy lmao. isn't life strange? but yeah 4 20 man haha blaze it HAHA WEED HAHADHAHDHAHAH

we wander around the mall/plaza until it closes at like 8... i wanted to at least browse the pet shop before it closes but my friend wants to bullshit around in the dollar store instead lol. fine fine everything is fine.

now it's time for dinner. surprise what does my friend want? some expensive ass resturant and i already TOLD HER I DONT HAVE A LOT OF MONEY TO SPARE. we compromise and go to a chinese cafe. lol

guess what's wacko? it's like night time now BUT BUT they still serve breakfast menus!! lol how crazy is taht. I order something ive never had before - macaroni in some kinda wonton soup broth. it comes with bread and eggs and lettuce... for some reason. i dunno what the lettuce is there for either. my friend makes me smother my bread in like butter and then sprinkle it with sugar. i think i have diabetes. the macaronis are going cold because the broth only covers like half of them and my friend + her boyfriend + dude are distracting me from eating. its around 6 dollars. fuck my life.

friend doesnt even drive me all the way home but thats cus i told her not to bc itll like make her go the long way. but still just because I say don't drive me all the way doesn't mean you just instantly agree... you're supposed to like go back and forth a bit to show that you care. dropped off like a 2 dollar hooker and i walk the rest of the way home. my feet hurt im hungry and i wasted money so.......

FUCK
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Wallace
Aug 25 2015, 12:17 AM
That was touching, Senna.
thank you I was scared how my pleasure through killing stick figures would be received but you have settled any trembles :learn:
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so way back in like 2005-ish I think there was this game called "Stick Arena" or something like that. It was basically like a stick figure version of any other shooting game. You could like pick between a glock, a rifle, a machine gun, a hammer, a katana and if you actually bought a premium pass you would unlock a laser gun and a lightsaber. Anyway the only customization would be your in-game name colour and the colour/design of various halos over your head

I played this
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So fucking hard

I never cared about membership ok maybe I did

Literally just walked around with my fists and I didnt even know there was a chat feature like god damn I thought people were just opening some big load of code and just sending their messages thru that and I was also scum b/c I just camped at the cubicles in office and they had to come in jus to kill me and then HAMMER!1!!1!1
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