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| Merlot Blanc | Sep 21 2015, 04:34 PM Post #1 |
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I've been into astrology for quite a while. One practical example that's available and applicable to everyone is a branch of astrology called horary astrology. Same thing as usual, its about deciphering the planets and the stars. Here is a chart I erected at the time I thought of the question, "Is my iPhone dead?" It is a freeze frame of the planets at the sky at the time of the conception (of the question). ![]() My iPhone just stopped working. I was wondering if it is gone for good. You can see the condition of the iPhone in the chart. Here we take the 2nd house because the 2nd house is the ruler of possessions. The sign ruler of the 2nd house, Taurus, is Venus, which is in Virgo. Venus is in detriment in Virgo, meaning it very weakened. (See pic related) When Venus is near the Sun, it is combust. The Sun is overpowering and outshines any, and its heat has a pernicious effect on the planets. ![]() Pic related However, Venus was on the final degrees of Virgo before it will travel to its home sign, Libra. A domicile planet means its in its home and it is the strongest possible place to be. Moon is also VOC, Void of Course, meaning the situation will most likely stay the same. So it was another indication that my phone was fine and will be back to normal after the Moon finally travels out of the final degrees off the sign into the new one. Results: You can see the state of Venus as the state of my Phone. My phone was in a bad condition and its insides are probably all dead. However when it traveled to Libra, it was fixed. However, it is still near the Sun, so its condition wasn't the same as it was since I bought it. __________________________ Here is another question from a friend: "Will I be financially stable in the next few months?" ![]() Here , he is the ASC., The Ascendant. The Ascendant represents the person who is asking the question. When the ASC. is late in a sign, it means the person probably knows the outcome of the question already since it traveled through most of the sign. It represents a situation that's almost at its end, thus implying it is "already known." The ruler of the 2nd house, the house of finances, is Venus, which is in Gemini. Gemini is not a lasting sign, nor it is a fixed or stable one. Venus is peregrine, meaning it does not contain any essential dignities (see Pic related). Skyscript on peregrene planets:
Since Venus is weak, it doesn't have the power to act on its own. Meaning he will be stuck in his situation unless he gets the power to. Mercury rules Gemini , which is where Venus is in, but even though they form a mutual reception, Mercury is in a bad spot. Mercury is weak in the 8th house (as any planet usually is weak in that house) and is in a bad spot. Mercury cannot help Venus. Mercury rules the 10th house of Careers in this chart, so his finances are dependent on his career. Mercury is in a sign that the Moon is exalted in. He was was selected to be part of a few candidates for the job offer. The Moon is the general signifier of a question , which squares Mercury (and squares Mars beforehand which indicates problems). It can indicate a brush with a job, ex. a job interview, but it is a "square" aspect. An unpleasant aspect, meaning things don't go the way you intend it to be. Mercury and Venus also do not aspect each other, meaning they don't connect. So the plans of his Career (Mercury) and Financial stability (Venus) do not happen. Results: Months later he told me he was aiming for a new job and gotten interviewed, but he was not selected. He had been jobless because he was not selected out of the candidates. So he remains the same. Edited by Merlot Blanc, Sep 21 2015, 04:35 PM.
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| Pelion | Sep 21 2015, 05:05 PM Post #2 |
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I think the reasons Aliens come to earth is so they can do their horoscopes. |
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| Merlot Blanc | Sep 21 2015, 05:09 PM Post #3 |
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astro.armyne.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=179&Itemid=174 They certainly do not have to! |
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| Kamui | Sep 22 2015, 01:58 PM Post #4 |
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Woah, that is seriously cool. Maybe someday I'll ask you a question. |
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| Dank Stank | Sep 22 2015, 03:13 PM Post #5 |
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All of you fuckers are pieces of shit: take this thread seriously. Okay, so, I see on these charts, we've got a doughnut, a boy, a girl, a transdevil, a 69, a 24, the quick way to draw a bird, noodles al dente, a stylin' bouffant, a decapitated hermaphrodite, a paramedic hypothermia stretcher, a captain's hat, a sweg medallion, a naughty M, a radiator that's a little bent on the end, an H that's on a diet and just bought this cheap pendant from Claire's, a girl h, a waxing crescent moon, a speeding gimp in a wheelchair, a warden's key, a knight's helm, a crucifix shoved into someone's ass, and the letter P with a platform. Some of these are signs, some of these are frat houses (one's a sorority). None of them make good tattoos. So they're all placed around a dreamcatcher, but the only problem is, no one's any good at making those, so the threads are all bunched and shit and some of them don't even make it to the frame part, what the fuck. How are you going to have red and blue threads for guiding and you don't even fucking know how to use them properly. I think you may want to pull up pictures from Etsy instead of eHow, but you know, whatever dude, it's your thread, you clearly know what you're talking about. So now we take a look at this Excel spreadsheet and do a little geometry, maybe throw in some trig, subtract the letters from the numbers, and you've got yourself a complementary angle. Sometimes you get three of them and it turns into a triangle. Or maybe you're a fucking square, you boring piece of shit. This is a very mathematical personality chart. So now we get to the good part: your horoscope. Merlot said it best: his iPhone was wrecked playing his Pokemon emulator on that site. That's what you fucking get for stealing from Nintendo. If you wanted a Tauros, you should have bought it legally. And then there's something about some lovemaking virgins. I don't know. FUCK. THE SUN'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE INTO A FUCKING RED GIANT DUDE. WE'RE FUCKED ... is the prediction, and as it emits a shockwave of incinerating gases to exterminate all life within the solar system, it makes the planets act terrified for their lives. That affects iPhones, too. Tauros is in detriment to the virgins because a lot of virgins go out and catch Tauros--or any Pokemon, for that matter. You don't get laid by hot babes playing illegal Pokemon on your shitty iPhones, everyone. Talk to your Ascendants, like your parents, the ones who are always asking you probing questions about your personal life. They probably already know the outcome of your life if you continue being a mooching piece of shit who skipped out an entire year of not going to university because you needed a "break" from bettering yourself via guided instruction in a social and secure environment, such as an educational institution. They've seen all the signs before, but they ask you anyway because they're just wanting to remind you of your lack of accomplishments lately. And I mean real accomplishments. Not that you fucking IV trained for the perfect Miltank, you virtual cow-fucking piece of shit. The Gemini are unstable because they are gypsy twins who wished their Romani friends and family would stop comparing them to each other just because they look alike. They're totally different people, they have different interests and beliefs, so stop fucking doing this to them. This somehow relates to Venus being peregrine, meaning depraved and kinky to all fuck, not having any essential dignities whatsoever. Basically: twincest. Inject a mercury solution into your veins, and you'll start acting like a lunatic. You won't be able to get a Career, because you'll have died of poisoning, and your finances with that mortgage loan on your 2nd house will be in dire straits until that point. That's a very sad story about your friend, Merlot. The realization that your friend has stayed the same throughout the years: dead on the inside until he was dead, out. Anyway, this was a really interesting conversation, and I hope you're able to do something about your condition. The doctors won't do anything if it's only as big as 2 cm because it's benign, but go visit them in two months, and if it grew, they can surgically remove the ptolemy from you. Until then, may the planets align! |
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| Sinister M. | Sep 22 2015, 05:45 PM Post #6 |
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If you're gonna hang a gun on the wall, you'd better use it.
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so that's what you went with, jaunt?
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| senah | Sep 23 2015, 08:04 AM Post #7 |
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mercury is in retrograde we are all Fucked, but especially me because thats my ruling planet |
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| Merlot Blanc | Sep 23 2015, 05:52 PM Post #8 |
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It doesn't matter that much unless its applicable to you. Check your solar returns and progressions. Usually when Mercury is retrograde, as a ruling planet, it means that you're going to focus more on yourself and introspect a whole lot more. Sometimes , generally, things related with documents, communications, and transportation may go haywire, but it is always controllable. If your Merc is retrograde in the natal, then you usually shine in this moment. The effects will vary within each person as each person has a different natal chart. If I recall correctly, the Titanic sunk during a Merc. retro. Mercury retrograde: http://www.ismercuryinretrograde.com |
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| Merlot Blanc | Sep 23 2015, 05:52 PM Post #9 |
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Sure! Add me on Skype
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| Zack | Sep 23 2015, 06:38 PM Post #10 |
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anals forcefully
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im a leo i like cats |
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