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| CoramDeo | Apr 29 2014, 08:47 AM Post #1 |
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For the umpteenth time Mrs. Youngston came to her pastor to tell him, "I'm so scared! Joe says he's going to kill me if I continue to come to your church." "Yes, yes, my child," replied the pastor, more than a little tired of hearing this over and over. "I will continue to pray for you, Mrs. Youngston. Have faith - the Lord will watch over you." "Oh yes, he has kept me safe thus far, only....." "Only what, my child?" "Well, now he says if I keep coming to your church, he's going to kill YOU!" "Well, now," said the pastor, "Perhaps it's time to check out that little church on the other side of town." |
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| CalmGuy | Apr 29 2014, 11:48 PM Post #2 |
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LOL |
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| Brother_Jim | May 1 2014, 10:21 AM Post #3 |
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Good one stole it to be used |
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