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Pregnancy Q&A
Topic Started: Apr 13 2017, 03:25 PM (77 Views)
CoramDeo
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Pregnancy Q&A

Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.

Q. I am two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I will feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A. Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A. Childbirth.

Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A. 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A. So what's your question?

Q. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A. Yes, pregnancy.

Q. Do I have to have a baby shower?
A. Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q. What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normally again?
A. When the kids are in college.
Edited by CoramDeo, Apr 13 2017, 03:32 PM.
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bethlyn
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Kinda funny :)
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RabbitRedeemed
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Aye currumba! lol.
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CoramDeo
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Wow, guys! I posted this seven months ago. You are really slow getting jokes. :)
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