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Atrigean Invasion
Topic Started: Jul 9 2012, 09:56 PM (209 Views)
People United Together
Ironicness:
Good day, members and citizens of the Commonwealth. I would like to notify you that upon long deliberations by my Ministry of Defense, we have hereby seen fit to invade the small unincorporated island in Atrigeas' East Ocean. Our Navy battleships will arrive shortly. Any objections to this may be taken up with one of our many missile launchers.

Sincerely,
Lucius Creon
Deputy Minister of Defense on behalf of Prime Minister A. Bowron

SungJohia:

Well said at the end
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You rejected me because I was pretentious, but at least I apologized. You are kicked me out because I would not bend on the admins, but in the end I was right and I fixed the problem with the first amendment. Likewise, any further problems will be your fault for messing up my plan. I anticipated the problems of this union, so arguing with you was both futile and inane because you couldn't recognize simply things, like the need for a democratic assembly.

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Jaxon_twOPINui
Woah, man! just, woah! There's like, plenty to go around; Maybe you should just,like, ask man. Maybe you can just go for a visit or a vaca and leave the fireworks at home... or just soot them up into the sky... all blue and red... man i love fireworks.

(per Atrigean linguists: The Community of Free Word Commune respectfully states opposition to Ironciness' invasion agenda.)
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Ironicness
To the honorable diplomats of Free Word Commune,

Thank you for your concern about international affairs. However, I am loathe to detonate the ten nuclear missiles pointed at your capitol. How's about we forget about that comment?

Sincerely,
Lucius Creon
Deputy Minister of Defense
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+++ Current Status: Here. NOBODY PANIC.+++

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Jaxon_twOPINui
We can't tell you how to run your boat, man. we don't want you to detonate your violence-heads either... from what we heard, you're supposed to launch them first! that would just hurt your boat if you didn't.

You just seem to have, like, so much pent -up anger, man. I know some breathing exercises that can really get your head straight... you need to open up your chakras... feel the universe, man. when you blow up something, you're really blowing up part of yourself.

(Per Atrigean linguists: The community of Free Word Commune reiterates it's strict pro-peace foreign and domestic policies. Furthermore, Free Word Commune offers a Social Welfare delegation to rendezvous with Ironciness' deployed defense forces; including environmental and social educators, counselors, and religious authorities.)
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Ironicness
Dude.... just honk your own horn, kay? We're lovin' all the jazz, but then it turns into Frazz, and no one really likes that comic. Maybe if you just, like, chillax, the stuff will live on.

(Per Atrigean linguists: We thank Free Word Commune for their intervention, but must decline due to the fact that we really don't care, and are not sure why FWC is intervening in the first place. So, if you could just back off and let us keep our island, maybe tomorrow that nice statue of King Zorxac III outside your Supreme Court will still be there, instead of melted like the rest of the place.)
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Jaxon_twOPINui
woah... that's speakin' some Freeword, brotha! The last thing we wanna do is drain it in your conflakes. We don't mind you neighborin' up... just wanna be like good neighbors, man... just want the dogs respecting the lawns.

(per Atrigean Linguists: Free Word Commune is impressed with your mastery of their dialect. Since they are located on an east ocean island, they are concerned by yiour actions, and feel the best recourse is to teach the way of peace.)

(Personal note from linguist: to interject, although they downplay it, these people are afraid. i literally watched the minister of corrospondence...mess himself... at your last two missives.)
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People United Together
TO: Prime Minister A. Bowron of Ironicness
FROM: Council of State, PUT

Our fleet is already there. No, not our naval armada--an orbiting squadron of laser-equipped satellites. Therefore, we highly recommend standing down, your missiles would never reach their targets. And even if they did, PUT recently adopted the policy of destroying everything in its airspace, even kites. Nothing could get through to Togetherness City or any other metropolitan area. We can, however, place space marines on your stolen island in half an hour. Would you like to meet the bravest strike team in the region? Then withdraw and wait for the Security Council to hear your case.
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You rejected me because I was pretentious, but at least I apologized. You are kicked me out because I would not bend on the admins, but in the end I was right and I fixed the problem with the first amendment. Likewise, any further problems will be your fault for messing up my plan. I anticipated the problems of this union, so arguing with you was both futile and inane because you couldn't recognize simply things, like the need for a democratic assembly.

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Ironicness
To the Council of State:

Honored Ministers, why must you interject? We have no aggressiveness toward the nation of People United Together. Please, just allow us to further our land gains in peace. Take your strike team to a nation that is a real threat. FWC diplomats, I can promise you that we will install a peace garden on our island. Are you happy?

Sincerely,
Cary Swinand
Head of the Ironicness National Embassy

P.S. There is no Security Council, technically.
Edited by Ironicness, Jul 12 2012, 08:33 PM.
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Ambassador Swinand,

Today, the honorable nation of Ironicness takes an island. Tomorrow, it takes its neighbor. Therefore, your invasion of even an inch of free Atrigean soil cannot be tolerated. The Ironic government started this, now end it before you get hurt.

If the people need more land, more than its recently acquired addition, then support the Patron's proposal for a Security Council to solve such problems. We are deeply disappointed by the way Ironicness seeks to grow.

--Council of State of the People United Together,
Togetherness City, P.U.T. 00001-0001
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You rejected me because I was pretentious, but at least I apologized. You are kicked me out because I would not bend on the admins, but in the end I was right and I fixed the problem with the first amendment. Likewise, any further problems will be your fault for messing up my plan. I anticipated the problems of this union, so arguing with you was both futile and inane because you couldn't recognize simply things, like the need for a democratic assembly.

--the Dictator
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Ironicness
Honorable Ministers of State:

• Technically, my nation has no neighbor, since no one's claimed #3 on the regional map.

• My Ministry of Defense has already moved into the space that we have claimed. An attempt to remove us would be an attempt to remove the Jacques Military Base and Peace Garden. Therefore, if you attack the island, you what is now a fully operational station of the IAD- the Ironic Air Defense systems. Surely, you do not wish to make a direct move on the most sophisticated defense station in Atrigeas.

• We do not wish to create tension between our nations, but according to our government records (cough, cough, NSWiki article), the island is now Ironic soil. Our laws dictate that military action on our nation is an act of war, and we will not hesitate to retaliate.

• Ironicness is a law-abiding nation, and we have broken no regional law. Passing Ambassador Doran in the hall today, he informed me that he is in full support of the Security Council proposal. So if, sometime in the future, you show me a regulation that forces us off the island, we will gladly comply. Until then, however, we follow Ironic law, and we take what we believe is ours.

Sincerely,
Cary Swinand
Head of the Ironic National Embassy
Edited by Ironicness, Jul 12 2012, 11:05 PM.
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Ambassador,

Insisting that the island in question is Ironic soil is indeed against the law. Any uncharted land is recognized as disputed, so altering non-binding documents does nothing to substantiate your claims.

The disputed land is thus a hotspot of international conflict. By taking it, Ironicness has opened itself, and the region, to war. What we mean is Ironicness has literally declared itself king-of-the-hill and accepting challengers.

By contrast, our nation has sought diplomatic means to acquire more land. When the Security Council is created, any nation in the world may gain land in Atrigeas through international recognition, not force. When we offered Ironicness this alternative, you told us to butt-out. However, is the invasion not a challenge for any Atrigean country?

We must also point out that Ironicness just acquired more land, almost doubling its size. Why would a small island be of any importance, even if it's close by? This pattern of expansion shows Ironicness is imperialist in nature, and must be stopped before it is too late. You have 72 hours to comply with our demands.

--the First State Minister
Edited by People United Together, Jul 13 2012, 07:38 AM.
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