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| The Vector Times, Issue 2; - because I honestly have too much time, been procrastinating and neglecting duties | ||
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| Post #1 Apr 24 2013, 10:19 AM | Lines | |
![]() Issue 2 - April 24th, 2013 Forward Welcome, reader! To the second issue of The Vector Times, Caprecia’s bestestest newspaper ever! In the last issue, we said things! Mostly about stuff! Isn’t that amazing? Aren’t you proud of me? You should be very proud of me! Be proud of me, I say! Regional News A lot hasn’t happened since the last newspaper left the press-shop. People haven’t come and left, they’ve mostly come—which is itself quite a surprising development. However, I do bear the news that the RP Merger between Caprecia and Nysa is proceeding admirably, with regional referendums on each side proceeding unopposed. Jokes were made, however, when Mr. Dominion and Mr. Lines discussed the possible overthrowing of the Caprecian Muffins and the establishment of a military junta under their leadership. Resistance was met and much blood was shed as Mr. Lines, well insane with unlimited power, exiled everyone to Noberia for the nth time. ![]() The rumored location of the famed “Caprecian Exilee Camp” Known Victims: Caprecian politicians (orders signed by Dom), everyone ever (orders signed by Lines) On a serious note, it is rumored that the Caprecians forums were streamlined this Tuesday. Reports are coming in from an Anonymous man who introduced himself as “Definitely not Blacaria” who informed us of the scourge Lines’s reorganization of hidden Caprecian forums. We at The Vector Times will take no position, but we do suggest that Caprecians politely demand Lines’s head on a golden platter. We are not encouraging this as we know he will exile you, we assure you. Role Play News Things happened! Hoooooorrrayy! The Jandreans decided to get off their fat asses for once and actually dive into the cesspool of bribery, blackmail, and oligarchic orgies otherwise known as the Caprecian International Community. Their Prime Minister, the Great and World-renown Michael Roveren the Second, was spurred to action after reminiscing of his childhood dreams of traveling in space. He has consequently reached out those he saws are the “Gatekeepers of the Stars”—an ambitious and likely idealistic title for the Caprecian nations. Only time shall tell, however. Simultaneously, King Soren II of Länlania has invited his war allies to his palace in Halvadag in what has only been described as a “discussion of Oracian political atmosphere and our three countries’ positions and roles within it.” This comes shortly after the man read an academic report on the Democratic Union, a now-defunct international alliance of democratic states founded to fight aggression and malevolence the world over. Just where shall this meeting lead? And will Soren ever manage to break his addiction to Gran-Gran’s home-baked cookies? In the west, Theysian wet-dreams involving the ocean have led to the liberation-definitely-not-an-invasion of it's northern neighbor, the corporation-dominated state of Driaz. It was reported that that the Theysian President, Reimond Lars, was seen atop government buildings happily declaring “I can smell the sea!” We at the Vector Times warn that these are mere rumors. ![]() That, however, didn’t stop the hipsters from photographing “Reimond’s Battlecry”, which has quickly become an Interwebs meme. In the north, the Republic of So’Karsa searches for a new home off the Cartic shores. The Zaran natives are soon joined in their effort by the Sainamese of East Uroca, who believe themselves leaders into a new frontier. In the Central-East, the Dúchaish Third Republic has found itself butting heads with the Länlanian Commonwealth, in what can only be assumed to be the result of several months of a steadily growing tensions. The Chéilian government has recently nationalized Länlanian companies within their state, an action the Länlanian Crown finds “quite rude and extremely unpleasant.” There have been rumors of light mobilizations in the Commonwealth heartlands, though the government has yet to make any concrete official response. Special We shall begin our first project with this issue! For the next few, the Vector Times will be providing you—yes, you! loyal reader—with hands-on meta-like information on Caprecia’s most powerful national leaders! They shall be ranked from one to six, because Caprecia is full of weak little countries that cower at the very mention of my name. Aaaannnyway, here’s the agenda: SYKE! You’re gonna have to wait like everyone else, love. Till next issue! Your Deity of Choice, signing out. I, Lines, your Esteemed Deity of Choice, am signing out. |
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| Post #2 Apr 24 2013, 10:53 PM | Miricano | |
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