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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 9 2007, 06:40 PM (72 Views) | |
| + AngelKing | Sep 9 2007, 06:40 PM Post #1 |
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† Die College Finals, Die †
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Just a little something random, but anyways. Have any funny jokes you'd like to share with us? Well, post 'em here and enjoy what others have posted.
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| posiden5665 | Sep 9 2007, 08:12 PM Post #2 |
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Spring of Drowned Girl
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Heard this one on Last Comic Standing The American flags colors stand for white trash red necks blue collar |
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| + AngelKing | Sep 9 2007, 10:57 PM Post #3 |
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† Die College Finals, Die †
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Top 10 Facts About Chuck Norris
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| Anime Chick | Sep 9 2007, 11:59 PM Post #4 |
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Spring of Drowned Girl
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This woman goes into the vet's office with her duck, brought to tears she tells the vet "I don't know what's wrong with my duck!", "Well ma'am.. It seems the duck is dead.." the vet replied, seeing that it was not moving at all. Shocked to hear this the woman angrily shouts; "Can't you do any tests?! Can't you do a lab, or a cat-scan?!" Letting out a sigh, the vet goes "Alright, alright we'll do a few tests." So the vet brings in a Labrador, who sniffs the duck and shakes his head side to side. After the lab was let out, he brought in a cat who did the same as the dog-- shook her head and left. The vet then wrote out the bill to the woman as she kept a sad look on her face. "Well, we did all we could do-- your duck is dead. Here's your bill." The woman looked at the bill and shrieked with shock! "You charge me $350 just to tell me my duck is dead?!" "Well, ma'am if you had listened to my opinion, you wouldn't have to pay this much, but you insisted on having a lab test and a cat-scan done!" My mom told me that joke. xD |
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