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| You Know You're From Carolina Country If... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 29 2014, 03:58 PM (68 Views) | |
| Webster | Jun 29 2014, 03:58 PM Post #1 |
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...instead of being attracted to people, you take a shine to them... ...you pinched the heads off of lil' honey suckers and the little drop of sweet juice went in your mouth.... ...after your family visited another family, they'd say, "Yaw-uns come back when you can!" ...you swam with the snakes in your local swimming hole...and then ran like scalded dogs at the sight of 'em in said swimming hole... ...your huntin' dog costs more than the truck you haul 'em around in... ..the directions to your house include "turn off at the paved road and continue down the gravel trail..." ...you have to go to South Carolina in order to buy real fireworks... ...you say 'cut off' the lights instead of 'turn off' the lights ...you use tree branches and shoelaces to stake up 'mater plants... ...instead of planting okra, you plant 'oakries'... ...you can find moonshine stills in every holler' around you.... ...your family & relatives chased you 'round with a fly swatter....or a thin hickory branch, either one.... ...a piece of broken equipment isn't ready to be dumped at the local landfill until its' made several rounds through your neighborhood for parts and scrap metal.... ....when you go to WallyWorld, its' just like the last line of the last stanza of "Cheers".... Edited by Webster, Jun 29 2014, 03:58 PM.
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