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The Man in the Suit
Topic Started: Feb 12 2012, 11:05 PM (140 Views)
Arcadius
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Arcadius closed his eyes, seeing Ivan's robotic fist coming down on his face. When he opened them again, he was standing in an immense line, with no end in sight.

"Awww crap, I'm in Hell!"

A few of the workers nearby snickered before explaining the situation to him. "No silly, you're in the Line of Judgement! Once you get to the end of the line, King Yema will judge whether you go to Heaven or Hell. Have a nice day now! Unless you belong in Hell, that is."

Excited to still have a chance to get to King Kai's, Arc took off his backpack in a hurry and began changing his tattered rags for a well made Italian suit. After hours in line, the Saiyan finally stepped up to meet the great King Ye-MY GOD WHY IS THAT DESK SO BIG!?

Keep your cool Arc...It's not like he could be- A red-faced ogre of colossal size looked over the desk, squinting to see the next client. Nevermind, it IS like he could be that tall.

Arcadius adjusted his tie, noting Yema's choice of fashion. "So, you're the big man in the sky, huh? I dig the suit."
Edited by Arcadius, Feb 13 2012, 03:30 AM.
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"Why thank you, I got this from Men's Warehouse. 'I guarantee it.'" King Yema smiled a toothy smile and chuckled at the compliment while flipping the pages of his judgment book. It didn't take too many pages to find the name 'Arcadius', and he scaled down it while saying,

"Not many appreciate a finely put together suit these days. We husky men know all too well how a wrong fitting suit can make our neck fat roll up, or our stomachs bulge out more than they should. I don't imagine you have that problem unless..." King Yema frowned at the notes beside Arcadius' name, "...Well, you were buying a suit for your EGO. Other than that, you're an okay fellow, get on up to Heaven and enjoy!"

[ Sentence: Heaven ]
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