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Attack of the Vegan Zombies! (2010)
Topic Started: Feb 6 2015, 01:34 AM (323 Views)
TheCheetahwings
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I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
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Joe and his wife Dionne have had yet another bad crop for their winery. Faced with the prospect of losing the family farm, Dionne convinces her mother (a witch) to cast a spell upon next year's crop. The crop is such a success that Joe hires some college students to help them harvest. However, when a nosy neighbor begins poking around in the fields, he finds out more than he bargained for. Now the question isn't how to best harvest the crop, it's how to keep from being harvested!

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So hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry, for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home

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Cman710

This was the best movie in the history of ever.

No argument, no contest.

TBH it was snubbed at the Oscars.
Edited by Cman710, Feb 6 2015, 01:37 AM.
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TheCheetahwings
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I am literally speechless :dafuck: This movie was epic.

The random lesbian scene >>>> :air:

And omg some of the one liners :dead:

"Be careful her tongue is super long!"
Girl "I know! :whatbro: "



Cman710
Feb 6 2015, 01:35 AM
TBH it was snubbed at the Oscars.
Tbh I'm rioting the streets for this blatant snub. :dafuck:
Edited by TheCheetahwings, Feb 6 2015, 01:38 AM.
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But when I call you never seem to be home

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Cman710

The slow-burn to that ten minutes of zombie action was absolutely flawless.

Most accurate portrayal of nerds I have ever seen TBH.
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TheCheetahwings
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Feb 6 2015, 01:38 AM
The slow-burn to that ten minutes of zombie action was absolutely flawless.

Most accurate portrayal of nerds I have ever seen TBH.
Tbh my favorite part was when the girl tried to give a huge dramatic speech about sticking together & defeating the zombies as a group, and saying "who's with me!?", only to be kicked out. :toofunny:
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So hello from the other side
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To tell you I'm sorry, for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home

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Cman710

TheCheetahwings
Feb 6 2015, 01:40 AM
Cman710
Feb 6 2015, 01:38 AM
The slow-burn to that ten minutes of zombie action was absolutely flawless.

Most accurate portrayal of nerds I have ever seen TBH.
Tbh my favorite part was when the girl tried to give a huge dramatic speech about sticking together & defeating the zombies as a group, and saying "who's with me!?", only to be kicked out. :toofunny:
Well clearly that bitch was in the wrong movie. She clearly needed to be in a smart zombie movie. We have no place for her kind here.

:dafuck:
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Cman710
Feb 6 2015, 01:42 AM
TheCheetahwings
Feb 6 2015, 01:40 AM
Cman710
Feb 6 2015, 01:38 AM
The slow-burn to that ten minutes of zombie action was absolutely flawless.

Most accurate portrayal of nerds I have ever seen TBH.
Tbh my favorite part was when the girl tried to give a huge dramatic speech about sticking together & defeating the zombies as a group, and saying "who's with me!?", only to be kicked out. :toofunny:
Well clearly that bitch was in the wrong movie. She clearly needed to be in a smart zombie movie. We have no place for her kind here.

:dafuck:
The fact that thought she could beat the Zombie in a wrestling match tho :dafuck: At least she's got guts.


The geek's line tho "If you eat me, I won't be your friend anymore" :dead:
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Cman710

TBH that is super solid reasoning to end ANY friendship. This one time a bitch tried to eat me and I was "HOBAG YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE THAT!"
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TyeSays
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This looks and sounds...unique :D
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Henry, Trish....whatever you guys are getting married that's great...
Have you seen these bridesmaids? I am going to get so much action at this wedding!


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Feb 6 2015, 07:49 PM
This looks and sounds...unique :D
I get the impression you are being sarcastic when you compliment this work of ART.

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