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How Would The Member Above You Die
Topic Started: Dec 20 2012, 03:57 PM (2,502 Views)
Raven
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You get trampled by crazy One Erection fans.
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Matty
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There are certain rules one must abide by to successfully survive a horror movie
You choke on One Erection's Erection (even tho they won't fuck u)

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Raven
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I wouldn't fuck them, even if these fuckers came up to me asked me to.

Avril Lavigne thows you into a water full of sharks.
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Matty
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There are certain rules one must abide by to successfully survive a horror movie
You choke on Miranda Cosgrove's Popsicle
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TheCheetahwings
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I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
Mother Cosgrove's Popcicle freezes you to death.
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So hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry, for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home

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Matty
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There are certain rules one must abide by to successfully survive a horror movie
MOTHER Cosgrove sucks your popsicle so hard you explode.
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JessicaPierson
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Forced to watch the How I Met Your Mother finale, after loving the other episodes so so so much.
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Smeagollum
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You get a fucking tire iron in your head and then your corpse drives your car home.
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Always.
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JessicaPierson
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The writers of HIMYM fuck you up like they did the show, both ending in a disaster.
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Raven
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A dark version of yourself appears and stabs you to death with a knife.
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