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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 20 2012, 03:57 PM (2,497 Views) | |
| Matty | Apr 21 2014, 04:12 PM Post #301 |
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There are certain rules one must abide by to successfully survive a horror movie
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Darryl takes his arrow and jams it into your eyeball, killing you once and for all. |
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| Raven | Apr 22 2014, 10:40 AM Post #302 |
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Rick Grimes bites your throat open. |
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| Matty | Apr 22 2014, 12:46 PM Post #303 |
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There are certain rules one must abide by to successfully survive a horror movie
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Shot in the face with Hawkeye's explosive arrow. |
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| Raven | Apr 23 2014, 12:31 AM Post #304 |
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You don't share ice cream with Lindsay Lohan and she pulls out a gun and shoots you.
Edited by Raven, Apr 23 2014, 12:32 AM.
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| Smeagollum | Apr 23 2014, 12:07 PM Post #305 |
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Amanda Bynes mistakes you for 15th century playwright William Cornysh and asks if you like Muggle Quidditch. While you correct her Lindsay Lohan runs you over 7 times with her car while snorting heroin and gets two months probation. |
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| Matty | Apr 26 2014, 11:49 PM Post #306 |
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There are certain rules one must abide by to successfully survive a horror movie
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Mariah Carey beats you to death with her ugly hairy dick. |
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| Raven | Apr 27 2014, 05:19 AM Post #307 |
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James Franco sexts you, but you reject him and call him a perv. Three days later, Taylor Swift finds your dead body in a ditch while jogging.
Edited by Raven, Apr 27 2014, 05:20 AM.
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| Smeagollum | May 4 2014, 01:15 AM Post #308 |
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You're surfing on the wing of an airplane when a skydiving Carlos Mencia knocks you off. |
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| TheCheetahwings | May 4 2014, 08:38 AM Post #309 |
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I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
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Did you see a communitychannel video recently?
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| Raven | May 5 2014, 07:12 AM Post #310 |
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No. Link to the video? .... Lady Gaga is performing at her concert and people start turning into zombies, and she accidentally knocks you off the stage into the zombies, and you get eaten. Edited by Raven, May 5 2014, 07:14 AM.
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