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Antfarm Dickhole
Topic Started: Sep 30 2013, 03:55 PM (1,012 Views)
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Hailed by indiemoviemaker.net as having "the most WTF moments in movie history" Antfarm Dickhole is the story of rampaging army ants that have nested inside a living human body. The unwilling host discovers that when bullies attack him, the ants defend their nest. Thus begins a tragic tale of what happens when the powerless become powerful.
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what the fuck
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CarrieWhite
Sep 30 2013, 04:32 PM
what the fuck
It's not even fun bad.

It's...bad.
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Forget about the bloody gods and lsiten to what I'm telling you
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I don't want to be a queen. I want to be the queen
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AmandaYoung
Sep 30 2013, 06:27 PM
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That is EXACTLY my reaction to this cinematic mess.

Just...no. It wasn't funny and the gore effects sucked.
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LOL!
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Brought to us by the director of "Forgive Me For Raping You", "Dolla Morte" , "Zombiechrist" and "Jesus, the Total Douchebag"

I've yet to see any of his work, excluding reviews by Diamanda Hagan. I'll have to change that.
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Jersey boy for life!
Now I have to watch those reviews.
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:? I guess that's pretty original.
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The steel was polished to such a high sheen that she could see her reflection in the breastplate, gazing back at her as if from the bottom of a deep green pond.
The face of a drowned woman, Catelyn thought. Can you drown in grief?
She turned away sharply, angry with her own frailty. She had no time for the luxury of self-pity.


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KevinR1990
Oct 27 2013, 09:34 AM
Now I have to watch those reviews.
Yeah, Hagan kicks ass. I'm not sure what's up, but I think the director saw one of the reviews and asked Hagan if she could review another--but that's to my memory.
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