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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 4 2013, 06:13 PM (117 Views) | |
| KnifeOfTheHunter | Dec 4 2013, 06:13 PM Post #1 |
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![]() Jersey Shore Massacre is a blood-drenched horror comedy that does for guidos and guidettes what Zombieland did for zombies. After losing their Seaside Heights beach rental, Teresa and her girlfriends wind up at her Uncle Vito’s hideaway in the New Jersey Pine Barrens along with five obnoxious fist pumpers. Unbeknownst to the group, a mentally deranged killer is single-handedly slaughtering them one by one in the most horrific ways imaginable, assisted only by the group’s arrogance and ignorance. |
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| Sam | Dec 4 2013, 06:24 PM Post #2 |
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You Can't Do This Alone
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| KnifeOfTheHunter | Dec 4 2013, 06:34 PM Post #3 |
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This looks awesome. I've talked to the director and actresses on multiple occasions and this seems like a fun Jersey Shore mock with a lot of gore in between. It seriously looks amazing in a bad way. |
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| Kevin R. | Jul 14 2014, 04:41 PM Post #4 |
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Jersey boy for life!
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A whole bunch of photos from this just got released; you can check them out here. It's also got a release date: August 22. I'm probably gonna watch this the same way I watched the House of Wax remake back in the day. Only instead of just one reality TV "star" getting knifed, we get stand-ins for a whole cast of them! |
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