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| Smeagollum | Dec 30 2013, 01:30 PM Post #1 |
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"You tried to capitalize but I caught you! You fuck!" "Can you be a little quieter with that thing, please?" "Yeah, sure, I'll just put it on Quiet Mode". "WHAT THE FUCK IS A BRUIN ANYWAY?!" "Do you come with subtitles?" *subtitles* Edited by Smeagollum, Dec 30 2013, 01:33 PM.
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| Dubsy | Dec 30 2013, 01:32 PM Post #2 |
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Yum yum, dim-sum. |
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| Repo | Sep 11 2014, 02:22 PM Post #3 |
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Forget about the bloody gods and lsiten to what I'm telling you
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Literally the best line of the entire franchise. My entire theater died of laughter. Always liked: "See? This can't be happening because... my career's at a peak, I finally met a quality guy, I just bought a house..." "Maybe if you shut the fuck up, we'll live." "Yeah. Like I'm gonna take advice from you." |
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| Stu Macher | Feb 4 2016, 12:35 PM Post #4 |
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"Maybe if you shut the fuck up, we'll live" "If I'm dying, I'm trying" "They're called tits!" "Guess we all should have SEEN that coming!" "It's kill or be killed!" "Where else or you going to see a dick that big?" "I'm looking at one right now!" |
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