| Dear future woman with your magical corn of doom... | |
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| Rico | Jan 28 2012, 09:07 PM Post #1 |
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![]() <br> </br> Stumbleupon is my friend, whenever i want to waste hours of my day when I should be doing something productive, its there to show me a silly picture of a cat with a silly hat on. if I want to read about what random crap PIPA and SOPA are going to do to us. It is there to make me slightly depressed. The above picture is something that I found online. There are plenty more too. I don't know what they are, I don't know what they are in relation to, but its the internet so more often than not, no questions are asked. Why am I blogging about this? Because I'm halfway through a bottle of the best mead I have ever drank and am feeling quite silly. That's right. "Mead" the drink of vikings, and norse gods. Its just fermented honeywine mixed with hibiscus and hops. It's good stuff, but hard to come by. luckily Washington is filled with nerds that like stuff like this (i'm one of them) ----- Dear futuristic woman with corn. You seem so pleased with yourself, leaning over that polished white table, in your perfect white room, don't you? Ah, but I can see that you are not alone. In front of you is an ear of corn. It is a very nice ear of corn. Is it your friend? Did you name your corn? I bet its name is Charles. Oh! but what if its a girl corn?! perhaps it isn't a Charles, perhaps it's a Felicia? Yes, that's a good name for a girl corn. However as I'm writing this, I realize that I don't know the genders of corn or how to tell them. Maybe thats why you stare at the corn with such a Mona Lisa smile? You are thinking "What should I name my corn?" Well I demand answers miss futuristic lady, I demand answers from you, with your skin tight super suit and your platinum blonde hair. i demand to know what gender that corn is. Regarding your super suit miss futuristic woman. Are you in space now? Is it cold in space? Does the space cold make your nipples go all pointy? Do you use your telescopic nipple antenni to send data back to earth? Perhaps about space corn. What do you plan to do with your corn? Dress it up with plastic figures like you would a Mr. Potato Head? Well not me miss, Not I! Were i confronted by a massive space corn such as that I would eat it. I would show no mercy against it and its evil ways. Good day Futuristic woman with your space corn of doom. I hope we never cross paths again. Rico |
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