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Wish corruption
Topic Started: Oct 21 2013, 12:14 AM (604 Views)
Tiberius
Begining Adventurer
Saddened there are no generic forum games around here.

Alright, for those of you who haven't slaved away on forums for long enough, here is how this game works.

The first poster makes a wish, for example:

"I wish I had a horse"

The next poster then corrupts the wish by doing something, well, corrupting. Example:

"Your wish is granted, you get a horse. You ride it daily. Life is good. You go out riding every day, enjoy stealing hats from people while galloping by, and all that wonderful stuff. One day, your horse gains sentences. It hates you for all its years of servitude, and kicks you to death."

That poster then makes a wish, and it is the duty of the next poster to continue the chain.

Obviously, I'll start it off: I wish for activity on the forums. :$
 
BlackNature
Well Hailed Hero
your wish is granted you get activity on forums but you get it from a dark person who loves the idea of death they listen to you and play with you mind until one day they find where you are and take your very soul and you become there servant for life.

I wish I could have elemental powers
 
anycolorbutblack
Member Avatar
Found Party Niche
You get elemental powers, and go around lighting people on fire indiscriminately. One day you go into an orphanage and light all of the babies on fire. Then a paladin comes has the best adventure of his life.

I wish that I could gain sentences. What ever that is it must be better than sentience
 
Tiberius
Begining Adventurer
Your wish is granted. You gain sentences but you lose your sentience. You become a vegetable that screams out incoherent, yet grammatically correct, sentences. You become a wonder of the ages.

I wish I could have a giant hedgehog.
 
DraconicWolves
Member Avatar
Found Party Niche
Your wish is granted and you gain a giant hedgehog. You enjoy playing with it until one day you discover it is arachnophopic, as a spider scares it, and it procceeds to roll into a giant ball and rolls around, impaling enerything in its path. You stare at it in amusment, comment on how much like katamari it is, as it picks up everything in its path, then you stare i horror as it procceeds to pick you up. Its quills impall you through your arms legs and back. Its a miracle that your brain or heart was not peirced, and for the moment you are still alive, however, as the hedgehog continues rolling, you are promptly squashed to death painfully. Bad end.

I wish anime was real life
 
Psykloner
Found Party Niche
your wish is granted, but during a fight between the greatest anime heroes and villains you are a civilian casualty from the first 5 seconds of the battle. there was no honor or glory in this death. and no one can find your corpse.

I wish i could time travel without creating paradoxes
 
BlackNature
Well Hailed Hero
your wish is granted and you travel to the future, but you find out that you die in 8 years and you can't do anything to prevent it and you don't know what it is from and you are cursed with the knowledge that on April the 1st 2021at 3:00pm your heart will stop

I wish I could be a vampire
 
Psykloner
Found Party Niche
Your wish is granted. except when your turned, it's sunrise. you get to enjoy being a vampire for one minute before being vaporized by the sun.

i wish i had the powers of super man
 
BlackNature
Well Hailed Hero
your wish is granted , you enjoy your new found powers but than you are banned from earth fro causing so many causalities in your latest movie and you are sent to a planet made of kryptonite

I wish I could rule world in my own dark image
Edited by LordofWolves, Nov 17 2013, 11:54 AM.
 
Psykloner
Found Party Niche
your wish is granted but you're not as dark as you think. in fact your own "dark image" turns out to be a beautiful world of rainbows and butterflies. because it's so perfect it becomes the most boring world ever.

i wish for control over life and death
 
BlackNature
Well Hailed Hero
your wish has been granted, you have the power but when you first get it, it over whelms you and you become very confused and disorientated so you kill everyone you every cared about and everyone you hate lives. you in seeing this go to the two people who can help you with this, god and the devil and you tell them you have made a grave error and you wish you change it. shockingly to you they both denied you and say it is your punishment for trying to pick favourites and that you must look at everyone with an equal eye. you now live forever with this knowledge.

I wish for my soul mate and I to live together in happiness forever
 
anycolorbutblack
Member Avatar
Found Party Niche
You both die horribly. In a fire. After falling down an elevator shaft.

I wish I could turn into a tree.
 
DraconicWolves
Member Avatar
Found Party Niche
Your wish is granted and you turn into a tree. You enjoy your life as a tree until one day your lack of caution and safe treeing cause you to contract termites. You suffer in agony for a few weeks till someone walks by and cuts you down, turns you into paper and prints the bible on you.

I wish i ruled hell.
 
Psykloner
Found Party Niche
Wish granted. you rule hell. except no one obeys you. lucifer does what he does best, starts a revolt. he reclaims his throne and creates a special eighth layer of hell, just for you. you suffer there for eternity.

i wish i was set for life
 
BlackNature
Well Hailed Hero
your wish is granted, you are set for life but not your present life, your past life, and your past life was a wolf so you receive a truck load of meat, a lot of female wolves, and a pack of wolves fallowing you

I wish I could read minds
Edited by BlackNature, Oct 24 2013, 11:16 AM.
 
DraconicWolves
Member Avatar
Found Party Niche
your wish is granted. you gain the ability to read minds, but people discover you have this power, and mistake you for Edward Cullen, and set you on fire. you die.

i wish for 3 more wishes
 
Psykloner
Found Party Niche
Your wish is granted, you get three more wishes. except none of these get granted. we're picky like that.

I wish Pokemon were real
 
BlackNature
Well Hailed Hero
your wish is granted but you are stuck in a field of snoralax

I wish I could go in books
 
Psykloner
Found Party Niche
Your wish is granted. you become paper thin and enter the book as though you were an extra page. the book is then closed by someone who did not see you and puts you on a high shelf out of everyone's reach.

I wish i could make my girlfriend the happiest woman on earth
 
BlackNature
Well Hailed Hero
wish granted you make her the happiest person in the world but at a cost you both only have a year to live

I wish I never had to do essays again
Edited by BlackNature, Nov 7 2013, 11:50 AM.
 
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