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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 21 2013, 12:14 AM (607 Views) | |
| Tiberius | Oct 21 2013, 12:14 AM Post #1 |
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Begining Adventurer
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Saddened there are no generic forum games around here. Alright, for those of you who haven't slaved away on forums for long enough, here is how this game works. The first poster makes a wish, for example: "I wish I had a horse" The next poster then corrupts the wish by doing something, well, corrupting. Example: "Your wish is granted, you get a horse. You ride it daily. Life is good. You go out riding every day, enjoy stealing hats from people while galloping by, and all that wonderful stuff. One day, your horse gains sentences. It hates you for all its years of servitude, and kicks you to death." That poster then makes a wish, and it is the duty of the next poster to continue the chain. Obviously, I'll start it off: I wish for activity on the forums.
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| Lines | Nov 9 2013, 03:22 PM Post #21 |
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Begining Adventurer
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You never have to do essays again, you get kicked out of university and have to live on the street for the rest of your life because you couldn't get a job. I wish I could read minds. |
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| BlackNature | Nov 10 2013, 02:34 PM Post #22 |
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Well Hailed Hero
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wish granted you can read mines but you can never turn it off and you hear the content annoying think people think about. its over whelming and the only thing you can think of to make it stop is to get a lobotomy, which you go forth and get. I wish for peace on earth |
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| Travin | Nov 12 2013, 08:09 PM Post #23 |
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Begining Adventurer
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Your wish is granted and there is peace on earth, all wars are stopped, the is no murder, theft, or any crime creating true peace and all the world thanks you for making this possible. this will last for many years until aliens invade and we are unable to defend ourselves. the aliens kill most of the people on the planet except for a few which they take as slaves. I wish I could win the lottery |
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| BlackNature | Nov 13 2013, 10:47 AM Post #24 |
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Well Hailed Hero
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wish granted you win the lottery, $1 million, but you spend it all really quickly on wasteful things and you start to spend it on drugs than you have a drug problem and your life spirals in to madness. I wish I had a tardus |
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| Psykloner | Nov 13 2013, 11:15 PM Post #25 |
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Found Party Niche
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Wish granted. except you get randomly visited by a nymphomaniac bisexual with an unnaturally large fan base he's so annoying and bothersome you lock him in the tardis and send it into the heart of a dying star. I wish my girlfriend was more caught up with doctor who so i didn't have to avoid saying "spoilers" so much |
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| BlackNature | Nov 14 2013, 09:30 AM Post #26 |
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Well Hailed Hero
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Wish granted she watches all the seasons and is a whovian, but one day she has a horrible fall and she forget all the seasons and has to start all over again. I wish I had magic powers |
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| Travin | Nov 16 2013, 08:53 PM Post #27 |
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Begining Adventurer
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Your wish is granted and you have magic powers but with no one to teach you learning to control then is a long a difficult process of trial and error until one day trying to create a fireball spell your set yourself on fire and burn to death. I wish I was fluent in every language |
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| BlackNature | Nov 19 2013, 10:05 AM Post #28 |
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Well Hailed Hero
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wish granted you are flu and ent in every language, so every time you speak, hear, see, feel any and all language you feel flu symptoms also you get a year older and become more like an ent. so as you try to read or say your own name or even read this you are throwing up and growing older. you are doom a horrible existents in life. I wish I could get above average in my academics and still lead a social life |
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| Psykloner | Nov 20 2013, 06:09 PM Post #29 |
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Found Party Niche
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wish granted. you gain above average in academics and have a social life. however sleep becomes a foreign concept to you. you lack so much sleep you die of exhaustion in 3 days. i wish for an army of gargoyles that obey my every command |
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| BlackNature | Nov 20 2013, 06:19 PM Post #30 |
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Well Hailed Hero
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wish granted, you have an army of gargoyles at your command but they are cursed, at the sight of sunlight they turn to stone. one day when fighting in a battle with your army one of them claws you by accident and you are infected with there curse and as soon as dawn rises you all become stone and the army you were facing, destroys every last bit until you are all rubble and eventually you are gone from time never to be called in existence again. I wish I could be half tiger half human |
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| Psykloner | Nov 20 2013, 06:22 PM Post #31 |
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Found Party Niche
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wish granted. you become half tiger half human. however, government scientists become curious about you and lure you into a cage with catnip, string and raw meat. they then tranquilize and disect you to learn more about you. your corpse is hidden away in area 51 and your boyfriend is confuse on where you are i wish i had an army of daleks that obeyed my every command |
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| BlackNature | Nov 20 2013, 06:25 PM Post #32 |
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Well Hailed Hero
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wish granted, you have any army of daleks, I bring the doctor and the race dies I wish I could be as powerful as my elemnets |
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| Psykloner | Nov 20 2013, 06:27 PM Post #33 |
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Found Party Niche
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wish granted. you are as powerful as all of the periodic elements that make up your body. this means you're a human. congratulations. I wish i was a time lord |
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| BlackNature | Nov 20 2013, 06:30 PM Post #34 |
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Well Hailed Hero
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wish granted, you were destroyed by the race of daleks and only one of you survives, you are not the doctor. I wish to be as powerful as fire and water elementals |
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| Psykloner | Nov 20 2013, 06:32 PM Post #35 |
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Found Party Niche
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wish granted. you are as powerful as minor water (rain drop) and fire (candle flame) elementals. a gust of wind comes by and kills you. your boyfriend mourns you. i wish i possessed and could operate the iron man Armour |
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| BlackNature | Nov 20 2013, 06:38 PM Post #36 |
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Well Hailed Hero
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your wish is granted, only issue is you have to share it with tony stark, and he doesn't like to share so you have to battle it with him every time. and you are weak compared to him eventual you die from injuries. I wish I could morph in to a fire/ water tiger on command and easily morph back to being human |
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| Psykloner | Nov 20 2013, 06:41 PM Post #37 |
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Found Party Niche
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wish granted. you gain that ability. however your fire parts are extinguished by the water parts, which are in turn boiled by the fire parts, essentially killing you. I wish i had the powers of wally west |
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| BlackNature | Nov 20 2013, 06:48 PM Post #38 |
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Well Hailed Hero
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wished granted, now you have several girls chasing after you begging for you. your girl friend is getting angrier by the second you just keep telling her they'll go away but you get caught up in being admired and you don't push them away. you girlfriend gets fed up with being ignored and you with at least 5 girls around you. that she leaves you and say if you want me back get rid of those powers and the lousy attitude. I wish to be a fire mage |
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| Psykloner | Nov 20 2013, 06:52 PM Post #39 |
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Found Party Niche
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wish granted. however you one day lose control of your power and burn down everything around you. sadly this includes your boyfriend. i wish i was friends with the genie from Disney's aladdin |
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| BlackNature | Nov 20 2013, 06:58 PM Post #40 |
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Well Hailed Hero
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wish granted you are really good friends, but you get into a fight and he goes back into his lamp and you throw it into the sea and never see him again. I wish to see my boyfriend in the purest happiest pleasure he will ever experence |
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