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The Red Wedding; Let the Credits Roll
Topic Started: Jan 19 2014, 11:37 PM (146 Views)
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TEAM RED:

Starring:

Afrit Shaitan as Captain Afrit

Hexak as Hexak the Savage

Soyuz as Casimir Norstrome


Special Thanks To:

Ametrine Prime

Kalkavek

Odin

Rorie

Togashi



Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?


The chapel in Hell was decorated to the nines. Large flowers wrapped in pink lights hung from the ceiling, draped across stalactites. The bridal party consisted of beautiful women in matching red gowns. The lone red groomsman propped up the best man, which was a body pillow shoved into a tuxedo. At the altar, a grinning blue man waited for his beautiful princess.

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?


General Ragnor and his entourage stood outside his former beach house. An army of determined Kaizoku-Jins barred the door. His generals looked on in nervous silence as he went nose to nose with a short woman wielding a wooden spoon. Looking up to the heavens he let out an angry shout. “Hexaaaaaaaak!”

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around


Two brothers parted ways with bitter words. Sluggo read the letter left behind on his pillow with tears in his eyes. The only thing that remained of Kiddo was an old track jacket. The little Namekian shrugged it on, and the lingering scent of stale cigarettes brought back memories of better times. On the space bus, Kiddo looked out the window and thought about everything he was leaving behind.

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?


A small beggar woman on Yardrat knelt at the shrine to the Beggar King. She put a small offering of vodka and lit a cigarette next to a picture of Afrit. The Band of Beggars made a small wish for the safe return of their leader.

I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?


The body of an arcosian bumped into a large pile of Vanitians floating in the void of space. Asteroids drifted by the blue hunk of corpses. A red ship flying the Jolly Roger slammed into the blue space junk at max speed, sending bodies flying through space.

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony


Gordo Ramsell smiled for the cameras before turning to scream at another incompetent chef. He demonstrated the proper way to prepare his newest dessert dish, a Baked Alpha Collective. In Hell, Soyuz’s mother watched Kaiju Kitchen with rapt attention to learn some cheffy tricks.

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?


On Namek, the statue of the Violent Savior was finally hoisted into the air. The artists celebrated with a fountain feast, and toasts were made all around. A sad monk looked out the window from his research lab before returning to work.

I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?


Several Vanitians paused at a store selling Team Red merchandise to peruse the half off products. One sneered and paid two zenni for a decorative mug, handing it to her baby. The baby promptly smashed the mug. Behind the store, boxes of commemorative t-shirts sat next to a dumpster.

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Sometimes I don't speak too bright
but yet I know what I'm talking about


King Yema sat at his desk and looked through his ledger of names. He sighed wistfully as the line of neverending people continued on. A pile of complaints from General Ragnor lay unread in the trash next to his desk.

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I know you're working for the CIA
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia


At the grand wedding, Prince Soyuz and Princess Mariona danced their first dance. A shy Djinn bridesmaid shuffled up to Captain Afrit and offered her hand, pulling him onto the dance floor. Mir danced with Hexak the Body Pillow, uniting red and blue for the first time. The dancers twirled in the center of the floor while fireworks went off overhead and the vast universe continued on into eternity.

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?





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