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Topic Started: Feb 18 2014, 03:31 PM (69 Views)
Gouki
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Lord of Nightmares
Gouki entered the large home. It was well furnished, and beautiful, indicating the people living here were pretty rich. But her reputation as a sorceress had gotten around ever since she’d been brought back from the sea by the Saiyan Pirates. Even if they called themselves business men it was obvious they were pirates. And here she was, sitting on a very comfortable couch in the home of a very rich Saiyan. Apparently they had need of a sorceress. She crossed one long leg over the other, waiting for the mistress of the house to arrive. Sighing she ran a hand through her hair as she waited. She was bored, and when she was bored, things tended to explode just for her amusement.

“Sorry to keep you waiting. I am L’tice.” The Saiyan woman said, entering. “You must be Gouki… Is it true you’re a sorceress?”

“Advanced technology and ki manipulation is often mistaken for magic in the eyes of savages and the superstitious.” She responded.

“Just… Come with me. I need your help with my son. I don’t care if you use Technology or Magic. Either way I want the job done. And if it happens I can reward you any way you want.” L’tice said.

Sighing Gouki got up as the woman began to leave. She shook her head and followed the woman into the house, and quirked an eyebrow as they paused outside a door. When the woman of the house finally opened it, Gouki’s eyebrows shot up. In her existence she’d seen many things. Universes born, stars die out, even burn so cold they made the space around them even colder. But this was something she had not expected.

In the room was a Saiyan so large that he probably couldn’t touch his toes if his life depended on it. No wonder this woman needed help that wouldn’t go blabbing about what they’d seen. She folded her arms over her chest as L’tice entered and hugged the huge belly of the Saiyan sitting on the bed in the room. Bed was probably a generous word, it looked more like a cushion under his fat ass. She shuddered mentally, but physically stayed just fine. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath before nodding.

“I see your issue. But I’m afraid even my magic has limits. But I suppose I could help you along, though. I know about a few ideas floating around that could possibly help him… Have you ever heard of a diet?” she asked.

The male’s face contorted in terror as if he were about to be tortured! The mother frowned, waving her hand quickly.

“Don’t use that word. He’s a good boy, he doesn’t deserve to be tortured.” She said, smiling. “She’s not going to put you on a diet my dear baby boy!”

Gouki’s eyebrow quirked at that and she was once more reminded why she disliked such creatures. Mothers could be wonderful beings, she herself was a mother of many, but so many coddled their children so much that they would never survive in reality. Her eyes narrowed as she looked away toward the window. Shrugging to herself she ran a hand through her bangs. She closed her eyes and shook her head.

“Whatever. Just stay here, I’ll be back in a moment.” She said, resting her head in her hand.

Her body blurred, vanishing suddenly. An instant later, she returned, holding up an armored suit. Tossing it to the mother she shook her head, shuddering.

“It’s one size fits all. It’s a temporary fix, but he’ll be able to wear something at least. And who knows, it might actually look slimming.” She said. “I even got one for myself.”

“Ah. Let me pay your fee then.” L’tice said.

She handed over three hundred Zenni, and the Lord of Nightmares frowned as she was ushered from the house. She’d put up with that fat slob and then been shoved out! Pocketing the money she walked away. Raising her hands she began chanting lightly, her eyes closing as she channeled her power.

“DRAGON SLAVE!” she cried out before obliterating the mansion.

When the area cleared she smiled and walked away, satisfied since there was nothing but a large crater where the building had been, with no sign of the fat slob, or his mother. She smiled and ran a hand through her hair as she walked away.

“I don’t care what anyone says, Anger Management is fun.”

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