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The Coolest Thing to Ever Happen; [DESTROY POTENTIAL]
Topic Started: Dec 31 2013, 11:37 AM (229 Views)
Kalkavek
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Kalkavek jury rigged his communications relay to all invading military channels. "Hey there cool cats, this is Kalkavek from the Alpha Collective. Some of you on Earth may know me as a wanted terrorist, others may know me as a general badass and all around great guy. I apologize for this interruption, but Cosmos 2 will shortly be BLOWN APART. Get the hell off my planet, I'm closing up shop."

And with that, Kal switched the transmission to AC/DC's Thunderstruck, cranked the volume up, aimed his right arm towards the sky palm-up, and charged most powerful attack this Galaxy had ever seen.
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Ametrine Prime
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[Ametrine's body was rotting in the Dark Initiative's secret base near the core of the planet, scraping his remains off of the floor one of Jeice the XXVI's minions noticed the most unusual thing. Through a twinge of left over bioelectric shock or perhaps the heating of flesh had caused his thumb to rise perpendicular from his hand- like a beacon to the burning heavens.]
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"Ace!" shouted Jeice, pumping his fist. Stress fell to the ground with a sick smack, and separated back into Ms. Strange and Dario. The super heated floor seared their flesh on contact, and both corpses began to slowly cook . "Just two bitzers on the barbie." Said Jeice, as he landed nearby.

"Oy Kelpie!" Jeice called down one of the honeycombed caverns. A blood red creature resembling a sheepdog, only 3 times the size, emerged. Tilting its head to the side, the beast began smelling the sizzling flesh from the two fallen champions.

"Eat up mate!" Jeice said with a smile.

Wagging its tail, Kelpie sunk its teeth into the perfectly seared flesh of the would be heroes.
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The hot pink crackling energy surged up Kalkavek's arm. The power surged through him like stupidity through a Justin Bieber concert, forming a blinding ball of white and pink energy above his palm.

Using his telekinetic powers, Kal opened two travel bottles and mixed a mimosa, complete with tiny umbrella and bendy straw.

A bright red light erupted in the horizon and he could feel two high power levels cut out in the distance, the same area where a high power level cut out 30 minutes before.

Kal donned his shades and switched the global transmission to Highway to Hell.
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Sipping his mimosa through a bendy straw made Kalkavek realize something: he hadn't kicked enough ass today. Sure, he was about to murder 700,000 people, but that was just a byproduct of wiping out the Kashvar from all existence once and for all in the name of sweet, sweet revenge justice.

"Man, when I think of it that way, it sure sounds like a real dick move." He took another sip and stood up, balancing the gargantuan white and pink ball of annihilation in his hand. "Good thing I'm already guaranteed into Heaven."

"No, you're really not." Came the voice of King Kai into his head.

"Nuts."
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Aiden
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"Hey there cool cats, this is Kalkavek from the Alpha Collective. Some of you on Earth may know me as a wanted terrorist, others may know me as a general badass and all around great guy. I apologize for this interruption, but Cosmos 2 will shortly be BLOWN APART. Get the hell off my planet, I'm closing up shop."


The display screen in that Namekian hut went silent at the message was delivered. Those gathered around looked on in shock and awe. Would someone really have the audacity to blow up an entire planet? Sure the Initiative was in control of the world but there was any number of innocents on world that would all go out in the destruction as well!

Aiden and Glacier who had been silently watching the transmission gave eachother a silent look. They both knew they couldn't stand by and let these Majin freaks have their way anymore. Just the same, they couldn't allow some crazy man to go blowing up planets either. Knowing all along their eventual path would take them to those inner planets Aiden bid the Namekian people who currently sheltered him goodbye before placing his fingers to his forehead and vanishing.

When he reappeared he was standing in an open field only a few feet from the Bio-Android known as Kalkavek. He watched the swirling ball of energy floating in the air above him. The attack was nearly ready. Aiden had made it just in time. "Hey! Asshole!"

When Kalkavek turned to face the human fighter Aiden would fall into an offensive stance. "You definitely want to rethink that whole blowing up the planet idea of yours. Now."


[ CHALLENGE: KALKAVEK - For the Fate of the Planet! ]
Edited by Aiden, Jan 3 2014, 07:01 PM.
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Kalkavek
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Kal took a sip from his mimosa and tilted his shades down to look at whoever was trying to crash the party. He paused the boombox and hovered to the ground, leaving the ball of destruction to grow on its own.

"Who are you, the wizard police?"

A giant sword flung out of the parked stolen Gunner ship and landed handle-first in Kalkavek's hand. His eyes emitted a bright orange glow, and he aimed the over-sized blade at the intruder.

"Doesn't matter. I'm gonna kick your ass, then I'm gonna blow this place, and the wizards on it, straight to Hell."

[ Challenge Accepted ]
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Kal eyed the unwavering intruder.

"So uh...Are we doing this or what? I'm on a strict schedule here. Planets to kill and all that."
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~Meanwhile in Heaven~

"Oooh it's going down!" King Kai yelled out loud.

"What are you yelling about?" Gohan said to the little chubby blue man.

"Just about one of the cosmos planets imminent death being interrupted" King Kai said with obvious excitement. "We have way too many here in heaven already"

"What?! Did you forget to mention to Alistor the one bit of BAD news in the universe that he wouldn't already know?" Gohan said. Alistor had really wanted news of the mortal world and yet King Kai left out the biggest piece of news.

"Oops?"
Edited by Ankou, Jan 5 2014, 12:32 AM.
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