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Apocalypse Alarm Clock; Break Out!
Topic Started: Jan 8 2014, 05:42 PM (93 Views)
Kalkavek
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[2 Days (2 RPs) // 800 WPD]
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The tanned, red-eyed Kalkavek channeled the power of Heaven while beaten into the crust of Hell. His fight with Broly was coming to a close, and he needed to make sure the tide turned in his favor. After being knocked several hundred feet underground by the legendary Super Saiyan Oozaru's last attack, the Bio-Android responded with the legendary Kamehameha technique, which shook the tectonic plate just enough to knock the brute into the air.

When the dust settled, Broly had a small scratch on his elephant-sized, apish forearm.

Kalkavek shivered, his energy running low and his tricks quickly depleted. That's when a pink glow came from the horizon. The destruction of the tectonic plate had awoken the pink monstrosity that Broly had knocked out in their last fight. Kid Buu screamed maniacally and exploded energy outward, killing the squad that was sent to wake up him.

"Hey, Buu!" Kal screamed, hoping to aim the pink cannon in the right direction. "This ape says you suck!"

Buu shot a bullet-like beam of pink lightning from his eyes, aiming for Kal's heart. "Shit!" The Bio-Android teleported out of the attack's trajectory just in time and landed behind the haunted house. The Saiyan girl that saved him by using the Moon Light technique on Broly was sitting on one of the chairs with her eyes closed, hands over her ears. Kal grabbed her by the arm, startling her enough to exit the trance she was in.

"Is he dead?"

"Dead? Fuck no! I just pissed him off. Buu's awake, we're leaving!"

The two dashed out the front door and saw the massive ape and the miniatature Majin duking it out. Kal let go of the woman's arm and ran closer to the fight.

"What are you doing; are you crazy? You're beaten halfway to Second Death, you're not ready to take them on!"

After aiming a hand at Broly, Kal looked back to the Saiyan with a bewildered stare. "You're god damn right I'm not! I wouldn't go in there if you paid me in planets!" His hand pulsed with a light orange glow.

"Then what are you doing? We need to go!"

A pair of white pants with a red toga draped over hovered into the Saiyan's view. They were Broly's pants. Kalkavek grinned, "I'm getting a souvenir."

A bright flash of green and pink blew the ground from beneath their feet. The duo used that moment to flee the battlefield; Broly's naked Oozaru form was not something either of them wanted to see. The flight was risky, but teleporting around Majin Buu might give him a trail to follow. They needed to get as much distance as they could while both of the abominations were busy fighting each other.

- Dark Dust Skies, Hell -

The two had been flying side-by-side for several hours before Kal finally stopped.

"Hold on, we should be safe by now." He stopped in mid-air, sweat from the forced march dripping from his face. He took a few heavy breaths and looked back up to the Saiyan woman. "How often does this happen? You know, the whole 'everyone dying for years because of mythical monsters' thing."

The woman brushed her short black hair out of her eyes. The forced march wasn't any easier on her, but they both were Hellbent on getting safely away from the fight. "Uh..." she panted a bit before answering, "Probably once every few decades. I've only seen it this one time."

Something clicked in Kal's head. "Wait a second...How old are you?"

"Fuck you, that's how old."

He tried to rephrase the question. "No I mean: How long ago did you die?"

The woman tugged on her Saiyan armor vest, which combined with the skintight undersuit of the typical Saiyan military, was looking extraordinarily uncomfortable after a heavy work out. After reading the year date on the inside of the padding, she looked back up. "About 20 years ago."

The Bio-Android processed this information...He was likely an infant when she was a grown woman, and she was one of the newer residents. People in Hell were old, and this gave Kal an idea.

"Say, if you and the others down here have been in Hell so long, have you ever found any good way to break out?" The two descended while chatting, eager to not spend anymore energy.

"Not really." She muttered while landing with a heavy clap from her boots. The two laid down and thanked Space Jesus for the chance to not have to move anymore. "I mean, some demon lord got kicked out a while back. I think his name was Hexklack or something."

"Kicked out?" Kal turned onto his side and looked over to the Saiyan. "Who decides who gets kicked out? If you get kicked out of Hell, where do you go?"

She stared back at him with a look that screamed 'I see where you're going, and I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner.' Kal nodded with a wide grin on his face; the plan was forming.

"By the way, the name's Kalkavek." He turned back onto his side for a pre-victory nap.

The Saiyan turned in the opposite direction, thankful for the absence of Hellfire on her particular stretch of rock. "Mine's Lyme."

[Day 1, 891 Words]
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The duo woke up the next morning and went hunting for breakfast.

"Look what I caught!" Lyme shouted, holding a horned pterodactyl looking creature by the ankle. The demon looked beaten up and it was crying, muttering something about "please don't eat me" and "that's my soul, you're eating my soul", but the two dismissed such babbling as mating calls, seeing as there was nothing else to eat nearby. After a fine and full meal they took off towards the nearest Cult of Dabora temple in hopes of finding a big leaguer to piss off.

- The Nearest Cult of Dabura Temple, Hell -

"Are you sure this will work?" asked the Saiyan compatriot after a long flight. Kal opened the temple doors and marched into the temple, his hands and eyes crackling with blue, pink, and white energy that he had stolen from the forces of Heaven and Hell.

"I am absolutely (not) positive."

An unholy sermon was occurring as the two walked into the temple. A demon was preaching the dark word of Dabura to the lesser souls of Hell and almost everyone wore black robes to match the darkness that rested within their souls. It was exactly the kind of place they were looking for; Kal turned back and winked to Lyme, who quickly sprinted back out the door.

"Heads up, emos!" He shouted, ripping open his Yardratian uniform and revealing a charge of separate Ki signatures he had been saving up over the course of the journey. "ALLAHU AKBAR!"

An intense explosion followed, blowing the roof off of the temple and re-killing everyone inside. Several seconds later, fleshy chunks reformed into the scarred body of Kalkavek. Lyme ran up to him and tossed Broly's pants over. "Cover up, kiddo. Looks like phase 1 worked out fine."

Kal donned the pristine pants and draped toga before looking back to the Saiyan. "Guess the only thing left is to make our trail known." The two smirked and powered up, generating high levels of energy and flying off to a nearby cliffside.

Several hours later, the denizens of the Cult of Dabora had fully recovered and sought out their master, reporting the atrocity to one of his temples. Enraged, Dabora killed the messenger and went to investigate the temple himself.

"Hm...They foolishly kept their power trails open. If they knew the wrath I would drop upon them, they would not have been so careless."

The demon king charged his evil energies and flew into the distance, seeking those responsible for the desecration and disrespect against his image.

- Spire Cliff, Hell -

Lyme and Kalkavek had just finished roasting what appeared to be a giant zucchini monster. They weren't vegetarians, but it was vegetable monster was meaty enough to scream while they cooked it, so it was the thought that counted. Lyme stopped turning the spit roast and looked off to the distance.

"Looks like he's coming."

"Aw crap, I was hoping it'd take longer." Kal stood up and pulled Monster Bane to himself using his telekinetic powers.

"What's the matter, did you need more time to prepare some sort of...Bio-Android super boost?" Lyme was mildly worried, she thought Kalkavek had a well made plan.

The Bio-Android stood up and cracked his neck. "Nah, I just wanted the worshipers to be dead longer. Kind of a hit to the ego that they weren't."

A sweat bead dropped down Lyme's forehead. Before any other embarrassments could occur, Dabura appeared in the distance. He landed heavily into the spire, crashing through the bottom and ripping his way to the top. When the dust settled, Lyme and Kalkavek were forced to float in the air while Dabura stood in the biggest dust cloud so they could visibily see him appear from behind the cloud.

Show off.

"So you are the ones who assaulted my temple and killed me people." Red lightning crackled around the demon king. "You will pay dearly."

Kal put a hand to his forehead in a 'woe is me' pose. "Oh no, mighty Dabora, please don't kick us out of Hell!"

Dabura materialized a sword in his hand. "Kick you out?! And what makes you think that you're such a threat that I would throw you through my palace portal?"

Lyme and Kal turned to each other and high fived.

"Wait, no, not that it's in my p-" but it was too late. With the high five, the two had the contact that Kalkavek needed to teleport down Dabura's energy trail and arrive at his palace. The palace was often impossible to penetrate simply due to Dabora's all-knowing omniscience and might, but Kal and Lyme didn't really give a damn and Dabura wasn't home. He was, in fact, on a spire cliff hundreds of miles away.

The two sprinted down the hall into the main chamber and found the portal in a room behind Dabora's throne. Normally it would be difficult to find the hidden lever, but teleporting and breaking down walls cut a lot of time out of that equation.

Both Lyme and Kalkavek gazed into the swirling well of green energy, fueled by the destroyed souls of Hell.

"So what are you gonna do when you get back?"

"Well I died trying to blow up a planet for a good reason. This time I'll probably blow up a different planet for a bad reason. You?"

"I'm gonna haunt my descendants."

"Beautiful!"

The two held hands and jumped through the portal together. Hell was filled with jerks, but it just lost the two best.

[Day 2, 900+ words]
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