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Area 51 Adventure; April 8th, 2012
Topic Started: Aug 30 2012, 05:10 PM (14 Views)
Khaotix
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My friend and I decided to go on a long drive to Area 51. We arrived at the base at nightfall. We both had these handy tatical cloaking devices. We ended up sneaking into the base. We pulled some pranks, such as pulling down people's pants in front of their superior officers, or tying their shoelaces.

My friend broke into a storage unit and came out on this pimped out hover craft. I got on and we drove around the base, we forgot our cloaking devices being off, and people saw us. Police and foot soldiers chased after us. We ended up throwing sex toys at people who were chasing us. It was such a good time. The hover craft engine sputtered out, and it died. We came to a halt, He suddenly vanished, and I scaled a large building. I got on top, I saw police and military surrounding the building.

There was a ladder on the far side, that extended into the building, I attempted to get into there, but a man with remote control stopped me and said he would push the button that would cause the place to explode if I went any further. Suddenly I heard a gun cock and a black op soldier with an M-16 was standing behind me with the gun barrel pointed at my head.

I was handcuffed and put into a room. A sole person in the room kept saying things in a different language. Asking me questions I assumed. But I couldn't understand him. He took a sex toy and showed it to me and he said "WHY YOU THROW THIS AT US?"

I laughed. He didn't find my laughing funny. His face turned firey red and he stormed out of the office.

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