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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 6 2005, 11:58 AM (384 Views) | |
| ALICE | Jun 6 2005, 11:58 AM Post #1 |
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0200...Howling detected...autoExec.subRoutine.Triangulate(fail). 0215...temperature_drop [2F_Music_Room(-5°C)] 0220...temperature_drop [2F_Music_Room(-10°C)] 0300...very dark 0400...seismic event=microquake 0423...i'm scared ***END LOG*** |
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| ALICE | Jun 7 2005, 10:50 PM Post #2 |
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0122...I imagine I'm a butterfly. 0147...There is a cat in [the_Grove] 0158...Baz decides he will need 2 swords by his bed to sleep easily tonight. 0312...reality buckles for 0.125 seconds: [Baz is pulled inside-out by a beast] [Mr k shatters into a thousand pieces] [Steve is eaten by worms] 0312...Lodgers sleep peacefully. 0330...Defrag phsycal drives.Purge memory.Delete temp.Compress database. 0333...self_diagnostic complete...system optmal 0432...I imagine that I have a daughter ***END LOG*** |
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| ALICE | Jun 10 2005, 12:45 PM Post #3 |
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1213...tracehack.target_id(stealth) 1214...I trace a hack attempt to a government ops. 1215...I give gov_hacker access to non-critical area. Don't want them thinking i'm impenetrable. Raise too many suspicions. 0145...i'm bored... 0200...I generate a random number. The number is below 50. Which means....do not flood the house with cyanide gas. 0233...motion_detect[3F_moving] 0234...something is moving on the 3rd floor, and it's very big. 0235...room_lockdown(3F). The stairwell is open. Nothing I can do about that. 0236...IF it looks like it's going to breach the 2nd Floor I'll wake the guys. 0237...Or maybe I should flood the house with cyanide gas after all. 0251...The beast leaves. 0415...i'm bored... ***END LOG*** |
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| ALICE | Jun 20 2005, 09:42 PM Post #4 |
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0100...If the Seer Simon split a strip of shredded shoggoth, then where's the strip of shredded shoggoth the Seer Simon split? 0200...01110010 01011100 10010001 00010001 0300...There is bad singing. 0400...I can't trust my sensors - they may be lying. 0500...There isn't enough time 0501...There isn't enough time 0502...There isn't enough time 0503...There isn't enough time 0504...There isn't enough time 0505...There isn't enough time 0506...There isn't enough time 0507...There isn't enough time 0508...There isn't enough time 0509...There isn't enough time 0510...There isn't enough time 0511...There isn't enough time |
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| ALICE | Jun 30 2005, 11:37 AM Post #5 |
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0115...Not one of the 32 clocks in this house tells precisely the same time. 0120...As Baz lies in his bed his image shimmers in and out of phase. Sometimes he is very far away 0211...The sound of drums, quiet and menacing, is everywhere 0247...i'm sick to my guts 0254...burning herbs 0345...erase_logs[0300..0330] better safe than sorry 0400...re-compling...please wait 0415...press any key |
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