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Shizz's Comments of the Day .... Yay or Nay
Yes keep going shizz u amazing person 6 (100%)
Your time is up huntard 0 (0%)
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Shizz's Comments of the Day.
Topic Started: Feb 8 2012, 11:08 PM (2,984 Views)
Shizzarr
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Come to my attention today that having a cold for men must be scientifically worse than it is for women.
i have come across some vital evidence that suggests man flu is an actual separate illness, i'm yet to have any actual scientific proof
but i'm on the edge of a breakthrough.

Secondly this "Kyle" character who seems to be lurking around the guilds current location has been stirring up some problems within
the onsie community. His lack of commitment to showing up to onsie meetings or looking at this forum everyday has meant he has to
"Wing" life as he states it himself. This must be unhealthy and therefore deserves some medical attention.

To finish of what will be the first of many "Shizz's comments of the Day" i will conclude with a small joke about Panda's......

A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!'

The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

At this the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street. The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary.

He reads:
'panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.'
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Aurora
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Grabbing some popcorn for this.


That was actually quite good! I had low expectations coming in here. =P
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Liam
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Not bad!

Now you have the challenge of keeping it atleast at that level. If it ever dips below, there will be consequences!
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Shizzarr
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From a long day of strenuous work i have seen many things that worry me about our world today, i'm going to start with the increasing
population of chavs in our current climate. From here on it lead me to think about my law lesson and the prosecution system. On a day to the
courts all i could see was these chavs as adults. To be perfectly honest i think we need to section of an area of each country and place said chavs
in the facility. This would create a generally cleaner and more comfortable environment for the thousands. I would like to request each guildie
gives a signature to the cause and in return receive a "Shiz Token" although worth very little it will allow the person to have a sense of
honor very similar to a star sticker one would receive for being good :)


Secondly, there has been a 27% increase in the amount of people who have decided that they can now beat-box. Much to my displeasure it has been
within a 20 yard range of myself, i don't quite understand the sudden increase and the national English survey are refusing to take my statistics and
place them for all to see. I think the general public need to know of this epidemic that is spreading across the nation. I will start spreading my message
with this very forum and if you are reading this are one of the first people to have been graced with the knowledge.

I have also recently discovered that my dogs have defied all human knowledge of dogs by being able to work as a team to open my fridge today and
remove the only items that they would enjoy, such as leaving the vegetables and soft drinks but instead getting out all meats including steak i was
going to be having for dinner and an assortments of other cold meats and nice treats. In future i will be taking photographic evidence and starting up
my own section for the government the RISD unit (Research into Specialist Dogs).

Awkward moment in my life......

I walked into my shop and you know grabbed some stuff for later on (Drink, Shoe Polish, Long matches etc.. you'r usual day stuff).
Walked up to the till after waiting in the long que -.- (Those will be discussed in another article of "Shizz's Comments of the Day".
Upon reaching the que i began to drift of thinking about what i would do when i got home, thinking of many things such as that noob
rich and his awful warlock at the time and about how i needed more gold as i always do. In on fatal moment i forgot what i was doing
and asked the woman behind the till "How much gold is that?". Oh dear.

And to finish of


A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this
the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks
the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"

The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with
them but, I haven't a clue."

The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."

"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.

The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The
clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.

"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!"

"Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking
them to the beach."
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Liam
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Do you really think you can keep this up every day!
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Shizzarr
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Yes .....
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Liam
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The first day you miss one, you have to give up all loot from that point forth!
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Shizzarr
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no way!
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Liam
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Those are the rules.
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Zymeth

Got the popcorn out this is intresting!
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