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Shizz's Comments of the Day.
Topic Started: Feb 8 2012, 11:08 PM (2,985 Views)
calimor

Liam
Feb 9 2012, 05:22 PM
The first day you miss one, you have to give up all loot from that point forth!
i second this! if we have get over half the guild to support it i believe we have a runner tbh!
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Shizzarr
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Today i had a revelation or two. This included that us as humans keeping pets is actually quite weird. We have animals
that know who we are and have names, they get food from us and we take care of them. Like my dog's, imagine
if the only time you went out was when you're "owner" decided to talk you for a walk with u attached to a lead with
a collar on, its bizarre. Personally have not looked at my pets in the same way but u know one of those things ill forget
and be normal about probably by tomorrow morning.

Secondly i was pondering the creation of the earth. Its not even worth thinking about, they say they know that there's
some planet like 2.38495483876387 million light years away, well if its that far away and ur looking at it from a machine
that zooms in a mission..... It could easily just be some bullshit they decided to make up for all i know. This has lead me
to realize that it could be just as likely to have planets etc a mission away that are colors we haven't seen and could even
have "My little Ponies wandering around in search of their god...(Liam)

Lastly i would like to talk about a certain creature. Their natural habitat are a few mountains in China, they eat bamboo which is basically the most useless nutritional valued food they could possibly choose to eat even though they are actually bear?...... They only mate with each other on a special day; if you keep them close together on the wrong day they will get discomforted. I am of course talking about Giant Pandas! I mean really?...........

And to finish off.......

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'

The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'

The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'

The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'

The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.'


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Aurora
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Shizzarr
Feb 10 2012, 09:55 PM
imagine if the only time you went out was when you're "owner" decided to talk you for a walk with u attached to a lead with a collar on, its bizarre.

Its the kind of restriction we all grew up with as kids, you couldn't go anywhere without a parent or do anything without permission if you didn't want to get in trouble. I never remember being an unhappy 6 year old because of it, when you don't know of freedom you don't yearn for it.
I suppose its the same for people in other countries like North Korea. They have very restricted freedom, laws and choices in life yet the people there aren't as unhappy as the western world would like to believe, mainly because their information base is censored and their life and how it is is all they know.

For dogs, I read something on animal psychology before that its in a dogs mentality to identify a sort of alpha leader. That would you, their owner. The person who validates their worth, provides food, shelter etc for them. To them you're the greatest thing on the planet and they feel very privileged to be in your company. It's not so different from humans, down through history how many people who happily offer their service to a king or even today people who'd consider it an honour to take a bullet for their president. The human leashes and alpha leaders are just less apparent. :P
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Shizzarr
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I like it :) see this is the correct responses =P
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Liam
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Just remember, you have to keep this up forever.

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and Pinkie Pie is watching you.
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Shizzarr
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I am going to hold a poll to see if Shizz's comments of the day shall continue. This will create a break period of 1 day.
As it is time consuming i must make sure all viewers like what they see. In case you will miss it i shall leave u with
one joke until tomorrow.

Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !

Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman, and Paddy Scotsman

One day, Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman, and Paddy Scotsman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness.
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints and got stuck in the thick head.

Paddy Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

Paddy Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling: "AH YOU LITTLE THIEF! SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!"
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calimor

must say im rly starting to enjoy these!
also i refuse to vote yes until the u amazing person is edited out!
Edited by calimor, Feb 11 2012, 10:22 PM.
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Liam
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"This will create a break period of 1 day"

Your last post was the 11th! I guess that is breaking the rules, and you know the consequences!
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Shizzarr
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Loving the Africa cuisine.
I'm back to save the day.
You can wipe away your tears i'm here.
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Just me or does it look like Shiz has glued a picture of his face to someone else's body?
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