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| Friday Night Rage #17; 5.9.14 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 9 2014, 11:22 PM (189 Views) | |
| Brutalikus | May 9 2014, 11:22 PM Post #1 |
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The Unremarkable
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Live from St. Louis, Missouri.Friday, May 9th 2014 ---------------------------------- The show opened with fireworks, smoke and a light display set to the tune of "Runnin' Wild” by Airbourne. The crowd cheered as cameras panned the arena, picking up several of the more memorable signs on display: "They Are Lizards!" "THE JUGGERNAUT IS HERE! " “The World Woman's Champ is F'N Delicious!" The show begins by the cameras swinging to ringside to show Tom and Dexter who welcome us to the show and point out the BEARD Boys sitting front row this week with Rising Sun's own Nakagainin Zilla standing right next to them holding the "They Are Lizards!" sign. HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE, PUT A LITTLE LOVE IN IT!! “Luv Addict” by Family Force 5 brings out the St. Louis Rage Champion to a huge chorus of boos. He spins Inga Lovegood around before planting a wet sloppy kiss on her as he walks down to the ring clad in a hot pink button down shirt with a matching tie, tan slacks and designer Italian loafers, his title slung over his right shoulder and those all too familiar amber wrap around shades over his eyes. He’s flanked by the menacing Brutus as the trio makes their way to the ring. Luv spins around and soaks in the boos from the crowd. A loud “LUV SUCKS!” chant begins, as Luv just shakes his head with a smirk. Leonard Luv: “You know something, I might actually take that stupid little chant to heart, but then I realize this is St. Louis, home to some of the worst sports teams in the history of mankind-“ The boos intensify, almost cutting Luv off. Leonard Luv: “Including the St. Louis Rams, who no doubt will draft and prepare another losing team for an equally losing season. But hey, that’s alright, because I’ll allow you all the joy, the pleasure, the honor, of adopting me as your one and only champion, how does that sound?” More boos from the crowd, as Luv gets a good laugh at the expense of the audience. Leonard Luv: “So you might be asking yourselves just how I managed to outbid those kings of Loserville, The Gentlemen Of Fortune. The answer is simple. My great Aunt Rosie, bless her heart, left me an inheritance that did the trick. Man I miss her. Oh wait, that’s just the killer parties I used to have at her place after she kicked the bucket!” More boos from the crowd, Luv nodding and patting himself on the back. Leonard Luv: “Or furthermore, you may be asking yourselves just how I struck a deal with Vincent Delerious to gain the services of Deathstalker, and you know what? Vincent knows a deal when he sees one, and more than that, it seems as much as I hate that waste of sperm, Sean Roland, he hates him, and Deathstalker hates him, a million times more. A chance to finally get that jackass off my case while allowing Deathstalker to do what he does best? Why, that’s a win-win if I ever heard one.” Luv holds his championship in his hands, admiring his reflection. Leonard Luv: “With Sean clearly out of the picture, it raises the question as to who is next in line for an opportunity at this title. We all saw that little cockroach DDV chicken out like the coward he is, so I guess what that means is what I’ve always known, THERE’S NOBODY WORTHY ENOUGH FOR A SHOT AT THIS CHAMPIONSHIP, DADDY-O!! NOB-“ Luv is cut off by the sounds of “Fire It Up” by Black Label Society as the crowd comes unglued for the arrival of Josh Hominick. Hominick wastes no time in making his way to the ring, his eyes locked on Luv, as Brutus looks to attack, but Luv tells him “I’ve got this” looking unimpressed at Hominick, who gets a mic. Josh Hominick: “Nobody, huh? Is that right? Well you know something, as a former Rising Sun Pro Heavyweight Champion, I did everything I set out to do in Japan, and the more I think about it, that was just step 1 in my quest of conquering every territory in this company. Now I’m here on Rage, and the way I see it, I conquer your sorry ass and take that title sitting on your shoulder!” Before Luv can reply, the sounds of Mozart’s Requiem bring out The Gentlemen Of Fortune, Deacon Black, Charles Williams, James Galleon, and AUB. The four men make their way to the ring and enter, Black with a mic in his hand. Deacon Black: “Oh, that’s all well and good, Hominick, but you see, there’s more pressing issues to be discussed, some things we need to get off our chests. First of all, Vincent Delerious, you must not be the astute businessman you say you are, because you made the mistake of stabbing us in the back after we had made a prior agreement.” Black turns his attention to Hominick. Deacon Black: “And you, Hominick, you come here from Japan, throwing your weight around, aligning yourself with those buffoons, The Sons Of Rage, which I can assure you, will be the biggest mistake of your career. The same can be said for the lack of respect and recognition we’ve received from Darius Jackson.” Black then scoffs in Luv’s general direction. Deacon Black: “Then there’s our beloved champion. You know something, Luv, it didn’t have to be this way, but when you went behind our backs, well, you did more than simply piss us off, you made yourself a whole bunch of new enemies. As far as that championship goes, there’s only one person deserving of a shot at it, and that person is me.” This actually gets looks from the other 3 members of the group. Black mouths off mic “You’ll all get your turns, don’t worry” as the other 3 members state their cases as to why they deserve a shot. Luv is annoyed, and looks to speak when “Cochise” by Audioslave signals the arrival of Darius Jackson. The Commish makes his way to the ring and stands between everyone in the ring. Darius Jackson: “Seems we have a problem now don’t we? Now I’m not out here to talk about respect and recognition, because where I come from, that’s the kind of shit that’s earned in this business, not just thrown around for the hell of it. I am here, however, to talk about the #1 contendership to the St. Louis Rage Title. It’s been a tough decision for me, but I think the way we’re going to handle this is fair, so tonight, we’re going to have an over the top rope battle royal to determine the next contender to Luv’s championship. So, Deacon, whether it’s you or your friends, or whether it’s our new signee, Josh Hominick, you’re going to have to earn that shot. Until then, you guys have yourselves a fine evening.” Jackson drops the mic as “Cochise” plays again and Luv looks around before exiting the ring with Brutus and Inga. Luv holds the title up with a smirk. Leonard Luv: “Good luck, losers!” Hominick and the GoF have a staredown, before the group exits, leaving Hominick to contemplate what’s just transpired. _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We open with Sentinel getting a swig of water from a bottle, as the crowd cheers the reunion of Citrus Sting as The Kumquat Kid emerges. Ryan is wearing a bright orange KoA (Kumquats Of Acme) t-shirt and lime green windpants. He sighs, raising the eyebrow of his best friend. Sentinel: “Somebody wrong?” Kumquat Kid: “Something wrong? SOMETHING WRONG? Oh, no, nothing. Just that my best friend HAS LOST ALL HIS NOODLES IN HIS OODLES OF NOODLES SOUP FILLED BRAIN!” Sentinel: “Last I checked, my brain isn’t made out of noodles.” Kumquat Kid: “Are you sure? Because when I’m walking around backstage, minding my own business and not eavesdropping at all, and just so happen to overhear that my best buddy is challenging that big monsterface, Deathstalker, to a match, INSIDE A STEEL CAGE no less, well then my best friend definitely has noodles for brains.” Sentinel: “Ryan, listen-“ Kumquat Kid: “You know, I have half a mind to call your mother, and it’s Mother’s Day soon, mister, which means your mother won’t be able to enjoy that Edible Arrangement those commercials order you to buy. Is that what you want, your poor mother choking on a slice of pineapple shaped like Abe Lincoln’s head?” Sentinel: “Listen, everything is going to be fine. You don’t understand.” Kumquat Kid: ‘Oh but, I do, I do understand. I also understand that if I was Daggett Beaver, of the greatest cartoon show ever, The Angry Beavers, I’d tell you, and I quote “BLASPHEEMER! ARE YOU MAD?!” Sentinel: “Now that you mention it, I am mad. Pissed off really. That monster hurt me, Miles, and Lara, and he needs to be stopped, and I’m just the guy to do it.” Kumquat Kid: “B-b-but, Sean-“ Sentinel: “Ryan, I appreciate your concern, I really do. But sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do. To stand up for what’s right.” Sentinel walks away, as the camera pans back to a concerned Ryan Lewis. Kumquat Kid: “Yeah, but what if you can’t even stand up?” _____________________________ ***BACK TO RINGSIDE*** _____________________________ MATCH 1 – Tokyo Drift vs. US Air Force _____________________________ The "Blazin" theme kicks in and Tokyo Drift come running out, spinning and dropping to one bent knee, kissing two fingers on each hand, and pointing both fingers on each hand to the sky. They then run to the ring and are greeted with streamers from the audience. Then “Hell March 3” starts and after 30 seconds both Randy and Jason appears from the stage entrance. They both stay on the stage when Randy turns to Jason and salutes to him, Jason does the same thing. After this they both march to the ring. Randy slides in first as Jason walks by the steps. Randy and Jason are shaking their hands and later they salute to the audience. Tom Hartman: For those of you who didn't tune in to the Gateway supershow a few weeks ago, we have some footage that explains why Commissioner Jackson made the call to make this match. Take a look.
Tom Hartman: Needless to say, the part that the US Air Force and the South Texas Bulldogs played in cutting Tokyo Drift's chances of coming out of Gateway with the tag team titles has left a sour taste in Tokyo Drift's mouth so to speak. These guys will all be looking to gain some manner of payback as a result. The bell rings, but it may have been a bit premature as both teams stand in the middle of the ring trading trash talk until Kaz shoves Jason White and it goes back and forth until all four men start to brawl! Jason and Kaz move to the bottom corner pummeling each other while Yoshi whips Randy Shaw across the ring and Shaw sprinboards at Yoshi into a forward roll when Yoshi ducks and then Shaw turns around to be caught in the face with a shining yakuza kick! Sahw rolls to the outside and Yoshi comes flying at him with an asai moonsault on the outside, but Shaw guides him gut first on top of the barricade to a loud groan from the audience followed by an impressive scissor kick that chops Yoshi all the way off the barricade in a slump! Meanwhile on the inside, Kaz whips Jason across the ring after a slugfest in the corner, but Jason reverses and whips him into the buckle looking for an early Texas Kick (running bicycle kick), but he gets hung up on the top rope and back suplexed for his troubles. Kaz pumphandle powerslams White in the center of the ring and then runs the ropes looking for some sort of grounded move but he gets kicked in the back of the head by Shaw who has taken up station in the lower right corner. Kaz stumbles back into White who hits a stiff looking short arm clothesline and goes for the pin.... … One … Tw-Yoshi gets in to break it up right away! Dexter Finch: These guys look just like my action figures flying around all over the place! Tom Hartman: The pace is fast and furious right from the getgo as these two teams look like they really have something to prove tonight. Dexter Finch: Fast and Furious? You mean Tokyo Drift? Eh-eh? Shaw is quickly back into the ring looking for a shining wizard on Yoshi, but Yoshi catches him and slingshots him backwards into the Drift corner and then hits a springboard enzuigiri that stumbles him right into Kaz's arms for a belly to belly suplex that launches him across the ring and causes Shaw to slide out to the floor. White takes advantage and nails Kaz with a running knee to the face when Kaz tries to get up and then Yoshi runs at him and White tries to back body drop Yoshi over the top rope, but Yoshi lands on the apron, and when White turns around, Yoshi guillotines White off the top rope and White stumbles into a bridging german suplex from Kaz for the pin! … One … Two-kickout! Yoshi and Shaw are fighting on the outside again as Kaz and White get to their feet and White goes for a clothesline only to be caught and dropped near the lower left turnbuckle with the Rolling Rock (running wrist-clutch death valley driver)! Kaz signals that he is going up high as White lays flat out on the mat and when Kaz gets to the top and is looking to hit his K-Bomber (top rope senton) when Shaw, who somehow disengaged from his fight with Yoshi by the announce tables comes running across the and climbs the turnbuckle with Kaz as the two start trading punches! They are hovering precariously above the floor when Jason White returns to his feet and runs up the turnbuckle as well, elbow striking Kaz in the gut on the way up and then as if they were thinking the same thing, White and Shaw both hook Kaz's head and drop off the top rope to the mat below with an incredible top rope double DDT that gets a nice round of “Holy Shit!” chants from the audience! Dexter Finch: (Tom Hartman/JR impression) Good golly miss molly! That was a slobberknocker with extra barbeque sauce! White flops Kaz over for the pin as all three lay out on the mat! … One … Two … Th-No! Yoshi breaks it up! Shaw starts swinging at Yoshi again but Yoshi has taken the least damage as of late and makes Shaw regret that decision with an F5 that throws Shaw all the way out to the floor to a nice THUD! White gets to his feet and slams Yoshi with a stiff punch to the jaw, but before he can follow it up, Kaz trips him onto his face and just like that, Tokyo Drift hits the Limitless Explosion (wheelbarrow facebuster/cutter combo)! Kaz goes for the pin as Yoshi slingshots out of the ring into Shaw to keep him at bay! … One … Two … Three! Cordelia Stewart: Here are your winners, Tokyo Drift! Yoshi slides back into the ring as Tokyo Drift starts to celebrate, but it isn't long before White and Shaw slide back into the ring and begin blasting them with chairs! Officials have to come down to the ring to get the US Air Force to stop their attack as they check on Kaz and Yoshi to see if they are alright. _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We cut backstage to Freddy Morris who is standing by in front of the St. Louis Rage logo. Freddy Morris: “Rage fans, the new Rage Tag Team Champions, Southern Comfort!” A huge ovation for the Hughes brothers, who are sporting both their Rage Tag Titles and PWR Southern Tag Team Titles, one on each shoulder, as well as Confederate t-shirts and matching bandanas. Freddy Morris: “Guys, seemingly all of EWS has been buzzing over your not 1, but 2 tag team title wins recently. How does it feel?” Austyn Hughes: “It feels damn good, Freddy, that’s how it feels. For so long we’ve been cast aside by the likes of Steve Corman, treated like we were anything but the epitome of tag team wrestling.” Jackson Hughes: “Damn right, brother, and all we wanted, all we needed, was an opportunity, and as luck would have it, we got two of them, and just look at the results, it’s pretty damn sweet.” Before Freddy can continue, The Brutalion, Keith Battle and Oti Amalu, giving a look of disdain towards Southern Comfort. Austyn Hughes: “Can we help you boys?” Keith Battle: “You can help us by keeping your damn mouth shut and listening real good. Oti and I, we’re not ones for sour grapes, but we damn sure got screwed out of those titles, and we’re fixing on making amends with that, aren’t we, Oti?” Oti Amalu: “That’s if you’ve got the guts.” Jackson Hughes: “Oh we’ve got plenty of that.” Austyn Hughes: “Looks like you boys really want these titles. Thing is, there’s quite a line already for a shot at them, so I suggest you go stand at the back of it and get yourselves real cozy, because no one demands a shot, they earn it, prove they’re worth it. Much obliged.” Southern Comfort walks off, leaving the Brutalion fuming before they exit in the opposite direction. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ MATCH 2 – Ricardo Diamondo & Brandon Laux vs. James Galleon & Ambrose Ulysses Beauregarde _____________________________ The openning to Motzart's “Requiem” fades in as the arena dims and is coated in gold and silver lights as out marches James Galleon and Ambrose Ulysses Beauregarde followed closely by Miss Jessie Rae and Freeman as they get to the ring and both do a regal bow and then begin talking strategy as "Plug in Baby" by Muse rings throughout the arena as Brandon Laux saunters out onto the stage, running his hands though his hair and then starts walking down the ramp with his fists clenched. He stops at the ring steps, sneers at the crowd when something catches his eye- it is Nakagainin Zilla standing in the front row holding a sign from earlier that prompts the crowd to start chanting: Crowd: They Are Liz-ards! Brandon Laux clearly doesn't like this and starts screaming at Zilla and the audience “why are you mocking me you stupid sheeple!” and to make matters better/worse, the Imperial March begins as Ricardo Diamondo marches out onto the stage, his cape of Nefarious Evil flapping in the wind behind him as he is followed by his best friend, El Jimo La Sasquatcho! He laughs a belly full of evil bad guy laughs before continuing his royal march to the ring. He reaches the ring and climbs the stairs before demanding that the referee open the ropes for him. Upon compliance, he tussels the referee's hair, cause he's evil like that- but even more interesting is what is going on on the outside as the audience goes into an uproar as Jim the Sasquatch, or rather his nefariously evil Mexican brother, El Jimo La Sasquatcho goes face to face with Nakagainan Zilla in the front row while Laux continues to freak out at ringside, covering his ears and telling everyone to shut up! Dexter Finch: Oh my god! If this isn't the most awesome thing to ever happen on Rage, I don't know what is! It's King Kong! It's Godzilla! And they hate each other already! Tom Hartman: I'm being told that Nakagainan Zilla from Rising Sun and our resident Jim the Sasquatch have some sort of unresolved beef with each other, but nobody is really sure why. Then you have Brandon Laux who seems to be having a mental breakdown at ringside and- oh my here they go! Inside the ring, Galleon and AUB charge Ricardo Diamondo and start lighting into him with everything they've got, both having history with the Diamond/Diamondo clan until Brandon Laux comes sliding into the ring and starts hammering at the Gentlemen of Fortune, but that doesn't last long either as Ambrose gets a thumb to the eyes of Laux which allows Galleon to clip Brandon's knee out from under him with a vicious kick followed by a snap suplex and then a leaping knee drop. Meanwhile, Ricardo is up against the ropes as Ambrose clearly has a handful of his beard and Ricardo clearly shouts, “Not the Beard!” and AUB goes for a very delayed straight punch to the face of Ricardo, but Ricardo counters by draping AUB over the second rope with a drop toe hold and then running the ropes for his Nefariously Evil Tiger Feint Kick only to run straight into a Hall of the Mountain King (codebreaker) from James Galleon! Galleon unceremoniously whips Ricardo to the outside of the ring and goes back to work on Laux , but Laux catches him with an inside cradle! … One-kickout! On the outside of the ring, Jessie Rae has waltzed up to Ricardo who's eyes go wide as he begins shimmying on his knees towards her like he is going to grab at her chest when Jessie Rae saunters up to him and slaps him right across the face! Ambrose sees this and quickly slides out to the apron and blasts Ricardo in the back of the head with a mean diving double ax handle! In the ring, Galleon and Laux are back to their feet as Galleon whips Laux across the ropes, Laux ducking a clothesline and springboarding at Galleon for a crossbody that Galleon rolls through and goes to lock in an STF, but Laux struggles to the ropes and kicks Galleon in the face. Galleon stumbles back and when he turns around, Laux catches him with a jumping reverse STO to a nice pop and then he takes a moment to shout, “I will not let you reptillians control my mind like you have all of these sheeple! I'm going to send your asses back to your own dimension where you belong! I will expose the truth and you will all see that I was right all along and I AM NOT CRAZY!” Dexter Finch: Their own dimension? What is he talking about? He says they are reptiallians which would be really cool! I wish I could be a lizard person. Wait, am I a lizard person? Tom Hartman: Brandon Laux is a well documented conspiracy theorist and quite frankely I don't understand half the stuff that comes out of his mouth either. That said, you don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to know that there is some bad blood in this match, especially after Brandon Laux and Ricardo Ricardo Diamondo were taken out by the Gentlemen of Fortune before they could participate in the 10 Man tag match at Eclipse. In the ring, Laux hits a swinging neck breaker on Galleon and then starts stomping on him with perhaps misplaced hatred in his eyes while on the outside of the ring AUB demands that Ricardo keep away from his Darlin' of Dixie and instructs Freeman to keep a watch over her and if Ricardo tries any funny business, “[he] knows what to do!” In the ring, Laux is wrenching on Galleon's face with a side headlock on the mat, but he seems to underestimate Galleon's mat game as it doesn't take long for Galleon to slip out and lock Laux in a crossface chicken wing on the mat. Brandon's mat game is considerably more unorthodox as it mostly consists of him rolling and flailing around until he escapes in an erratic manner, but to his credit it does succeed as he gets to his feet and throws Galleon for an armdrag, but Galleon holds onto his arm and tries to drag Laux down to the mat for the Dies Irae (lebell lock)! Brandon squirms too much again however and Galleon has to settle for an armbar as he reaches over to his corner to tag in Ambrose who climbs onto the second rope and lands a diving double knee drop right across the small of Laux's back! Ambrose picks Laux up and begins using his size to throw Laux around a bit with a gutwrench suplex and then a scoop slam and then a nice couple fist drops followed finally by the The Beauregarde Stomp (garvin stomp). The audience boos as AUB calls for Freeman who hands him his cigar and AUB proceeds to blow a nice smoke cloud into Laux's face under threat of a disqualification, but AUB takes too much time taunting as Laux returns the favor with a spit wad right into the face of AUB! Dexter Finch: He spit on the southern guy! Right in the beard too! Then again, not even millions of dollars could by him a beard as grand as Ricardo Diamondo's anyways.... Ricardo has natural beard growing talent. AUB doesn't take this kindly and throws his cigar out of the ring, kickin Laux low and whipping him into Galleon's corner, stomping a mudhole in Laux and then distracting the referee while Galleon takes a moment to choke Laux with the ring rope. AUB then makes the tag and the two work over Laux with a double hiptoss and a double elbow drop as the GoF are just toying with him now. Galleon gets a smug grin on his face and executes a masterful t-bone suplex and then moves to the upper right corner, measuring Laux up for an Orton-style punt to the face, but is distracted when Ricardo comes running across the apron and clotheslines Galleon before running around the next side of the apron and catching AUB for a huricanrana that whips them both off the apron to a nice pop from the audience! Meanwhile, Galleon stumbles right into Laux who hits the Laux-down (ranhei) for the count! … One … Two … Th-No! Galleon got the ropes because they were so close! Tom Hartman: Almost had it! These young starts of the future are really impressing me tonight, but I do think Brandon needs to work on his ring awareness a bit. Dexter Finch: I've got ring awareness alright! Just look at Miss Jessie Rae! That's enough awareness for me! Hubba hubba! The audience is starting to go into a frenzy as Ricardo jumps back onto the apron and continues his journey across all four sides of the ring until he is back in his own corner and calling for a tag- and he gets it! Ricardo gets into the ring like a ball of fire and begins hitting move after move on his arch nemesis Galleon from a tiltawhilr armdrag to a corner stinger splash, then enzuigiri and then a springboard huricanrana that sends Galleon across the ring! Galleon lands across the middle rope and takes a Nefariously Evil Tiger Feint Kick and then the Nefariously Evil Bakatare Sliding Kick as the audience is going crazy and then Ricardo unleashes a belly full of evil laughs and signals that he is going for one of his finishers when he notices Miss Jessie Rae up on the apron! The referee is scolding her and telling her to get down, but instead she opens her shirt and flashes her chest to the non-camera side of the ring, mesmerizing the referee and Ricardo Diamondo along with just about every other man (and maybe some women) in attendance for a moment which allows AUB to climb onto the apron on the other side as he cracks Ricardo across the back of the head with his walking cane! On the outside, El Jimo looks like he is about to tackle AUB for this, but he is stopped by Freeman who whips El Jimo around and clobbers him with a couple swift boxing jabs that lay the sasquatch out on the floor while Galleon gets the wherewithall to pull Ricardo into an inside cradle! … One (Galleon has the tights) … Two (AUB grabs Laux by the leg, preventing him from getting involved) … Three! Cordelia Stewart: Here are your winners, the team of James Galleon and Ambrose Ulysses Beauregarde, the Gentlemen of Fortune! The crowd starts up another they are lizard chant and Laux runs backstage screaming at them to stop mocking him as the Gentlemen of Fortune exchange regal handshakes and celebrate their tainted victory. Tom Hartman: That win was as dastardly as we've come to expect! I'm disgusted by the behavior of these so called “aristocrats!” Dexter Finch: But I got to see Miss Jessie Rae's ta-tas! This is a memory I will cherish always! Woo-hoo! _____________________________ ***VIGNETTE*** _____________________________ The loud pang of a gong. We are in a dojo, somewhere in Japan, as trainees complete their daily drills with bos and other martial arts weapons. The camera pans through the dozens of martial artists, until we find ourselves at a single warrior with a katana blade, slicing away at a large wooden post. Togo Oni wipes the sweat from his brow thrusting his sword into the earth and leaning on the hilt. Togo Oni: “A warrior is not judged by the weapons he brings into battle, but the courage and fighting spirit he brings within himself to wield such a weapon. I have always trained this way, and in the ring I have shown the same sense of diligence, a warrior’s code all my own, as I have forged myself into the ultimate weapon.” Oni walks, sitting down next to a peaceful looking fountain, a dragon etched in marble, as water flows from it’s mouth. Togo Oni: “I am leaving my home to come to you, St. Louis Rage, and I bring with me a fire that cannot be easily put out, for it is forged among the stars, with the spirits of warriors that have come before me. You have not seen the new Togo Oni, but I assure you when you do..” Togo breathes in deep before tossing a ninja star as it thunks into the side of the wooden post. Togo Oni: “You’ll know.” Oni shuts his eyes and breathes in deep, as we hear the faint sound of the gong again, before we fade out. _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We see Brandon Laux walking backstage, looking paranoid and muttering to himself.. Brandon Laux: “They’re mocking me..why? Why must they mock me? It’s..it’s all around us..it’s out there.” Laux is heading for the locker room, but a voice off camera catches his attention. ???: "They don’t respect you.” Laux sees newcomer Alex Hawke standing by the door. Brandon Laux: “Who are you? What do you want with me?” Alex Hawke: “Brandon, relax. I’m a friend. I can sympathize with your plight, those brainwashed American people, they don’t respect people like us, people who smart enough to know how many lies are being told by the government. These people who mock you, Brandon, they are simply too complacent to realize they are being lied to.” Brandon Laux: “You..you are right. So you don't think I'm crazy like the others” Alex Hawke: “Of course I am, and I think everyone else is crazy for not taking you seriously. The name is Alex Hawke. Come, let’s discuss this further.” Hawke extends his hand, and after a moment, Laux obliges and the two enter the locker room, Hawke shutting the door behind them. Just then, Ricardo Diamondo comes stumbling into the picture and starts banging on the door. Ricardo Diamondo: (without the Mexican accent, unaware that the camera is on him) Heeeyyy! I thought we were buddies! I want to be in your secret club too! (He then notices the camera) I mean... (switching back to the accent) Hahahaha! Like I, the Nefariously Evil villain of dastardly and pungent deeds, would ever want to be in your secret club! I have worlds to conquer and nefariously evil empires to create! Mwahahaha! Ricardo Away! A swoosh noise accompanies Ricardo as he grabs his cape and jumps on screen. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ MATCH 3 – Kendra Rayne vs. Gemini _____________________________ There is a mixture of Cheers and Boos as the dynamic female duo known as the Sisters of Salvation, Sierra Starr and Kendra Rayne walk out onto the stage, with the reaction suddenly changing to a large pop as the the badass anti-divas walk out wearing pink spiked shoulder pads, similar to the legendary Road Warriors. The ladies smirk at each other and with a nod, start marching down to the ring. The ladies enter the ring, taking to the corners, flexing and sticking out their tongues in similar fashion when “Bullet by Hollywood Undead starts, Gemini comes out with a bright smile and bobbing her head to the music, giving fans high-fives as she skips down the ramp in a giddy mannerwith Blaze following quietly behind. Getting to the ring she gets on the apron and flips over the top rope with ease. Once firmly on the ground she waves at the crowd and blows kisses as she takes a moment to trash talk Kendra as the referee has to restrain Kendra from diving right into a fight. Tom Hartman: To say that Gemini is under Kendra's skin would be an understatement it would seem! Dexter Finch: Ah! Ah! AHHHH!! No no no! Tom Hartman: What in blazes has gotten into you this time? Dexter Finch: She's under her skin? Is she contageous? I don't want to end up getting my brain eaten like those guys in the Mummy! Tom Hartman: What are you talking about Dex? Here will a lollipop calm you down? Dexter Finch: You know me too well Tom. Kendra wastes no time going for Gemini as the bell rings, but Gemini plays the match very ellusively and dodges many of Kendra's moves (clotheslines, chops, etc. early on, only to further irritate her. Kendra finally gets ahold of Gemini's hair when Gemini goes to springboard for something and then Kendra yanks her hair hard and slams Gemini down against the mat, taking a moment to blatantly choke Gemini in response to what happened last time they were in the same ring together. She breaks it quickly of course and then viciously slams Gemini on the mat with a scoop slam, hair pull into another scoop slam, and then she repeats the process once more. Kendra then whips Gemini across the ring aggressively with a gut wrench suplex and follows her to the corner with several shoulder thrusts, but Gemini slips out the top into a sunset flip pin! … One … Two-kickout! Kendra lunges right back in at Gemini, but she is losing her cool almost too quickly as Gemini hits a drop toe hold that plants Kendra face first against the buckle and then she does a jumping double foot stomp into Kendra's back and bounces up and down on it a couple times as well before skipping out to the center of the ring and trash talking Kendra again. Kendra is like a fuming bull as she goes to spear Gemini, but Gemini leap frogs her and comes back with a hice hurricanrana as Kendra then slaps the mat in frustration and Sierra is telling her to keep calm. Tom Hartman: Wow, I don't think I've ever seen Kendra Rayne this mad before. I've been told that she doesn't respect Gemini as a wrestler on account of her being everything she hates about the term “diva”, but I think this goes beyond that now. Gemini has poked the bear. Dexter Finch: Why does that sound so sexy in this context? Kendra tries to allow herself to breath a bit and calls for a lockup, but Gemini taunts her some more saying, “come on blondie? Are you scared of lil' ol' me?” and Kendra LOSES IT! She screams into the air and tackles Gemini to the mat and wails on Gemini with everything she has as Gem can't seem to get a rope break or even anotehr successful punch in, try as she might. Kendra finally relents and gives a yell and then begins stomping Gemini repeatedly, her boot connecting with her head. The violent seizure-like jolts that come after make Kendra take a few steps away, Blaze on the outside frowning at the sight. Gemini finally stops and rolls to her knees which Kendra sneers and bends down, grabbing her hair. Once the two face each other Gemini shoved Kendra's hands away and grabbed the back of her head, giving out a headbutt. Kendra stumbls back, of which Gemini doesn't waste any time in performing the Mind Snap (tiltawhirl DDT), Kendra falling to the mat. Sadly Gemini doesn't go for the pin. Instead, she falls to her knees and grabs Kendra by the throat again, squeezing much like before. Blaze slides into the ring and moves to Gemini in an attempt to pull her away, Sierra entering as well. Gemini lets go of Kendra and shoved Blaze away, turning to see Sierra come at her. Gemini retaliates by an eyepoke, Sierra stumbling back and grabbing her face. Gemini goes to move behind her but Blaze storms forward and grabbed hold of the young girl who begins to kick and flail and scream. The ref even comes over to tries and holding Gemini back while Sierra recovers and moves to Kendra who has begun to sit up, glaring dangerously at Gemini. Kendra stands and is about to lunge at Gemini, though Sierra grabbed her and holds her back. It doesn't do any good. Both Kendra and Gemini brake away and tackle each other in the middle of the ring, the two rolling and throwing punches and kicks. Blaze and Sierra leaps forward and grabs the two, security rushing down as the bell rings. Security and others keep the two separate, Blaze managing to drag Gemini out of the ring and up the ramp while Sierra holds back a raging Kendra, the tall woman screaming down at the two on the ramp that she would break them in half for this. _____________________________ ***VIGNETTE*** _____________________________ We open with shots of a museum, as trumpets play us through a montage of shots of works of art, an epic narrator chimes in.. Narrator: “Throughout history, there have been many great masterpieces..” We see Michelangelo’s David, followed by The Mona Lisa, The Sistine Chapel, and even a portrait of Chris Masters. The scene pans to a silhouette staring deep into a large mirror. Narrator: “But only one of them is truly..” The figure turns away from the mirror, just for a moment, pursing his lips before smirking. Enter Mikey Mitchell. Mikey Mitchell: “Marvelous.” Mitchell turns his gaze back to the mirror, admiring his physique and facial features as over the scene the words are formed.. MARVELOUS MIKEY MITCHELL: COMING SOON TO RAGE. _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We open backstage, where EWS Woman’s Champion, Ambiance gets a nice ovation, including some whistles from the men in attendance as she ties one of her black leather boots. As she slings her championship over her right shoulder, she turns and almost bumps right into longtime nemesis, Cailin Dillon. Ambiance: “What the hell do you want?” Cailin Dillon: “You know, there’s no logical reason why that title isn’t mine right now. I just came here to tell you, I’m coming for it. Darius has informed me that this week Venus has a match against Meghan Cross and next week I have one against Rain Singh and the winners of those matches will meet the week after that for #1 contendership for the EWS World Woman's Title, especially since that big oaf Venus lost the Goddess title and this is all we have left on Rage for now. I want a shot, one-on-one. No more bullshit, Amber. And I want that title before you manage to lose it to someone else on one of the other brands!” Ambiance just smirks. Ambiance: “You’re one to talk about bullshit. You say there’s no logical reason? Shit, girlie, I’ll give you 3. One, you’re a carpet munching whore who couldn’t wrestle your way out of a wet paper bag. Two, you’re better off going back to Texas and fucking farm animals than going after me, and three, and this is oh so important, you will ALWAYS be looked at as nothing more than a transitional champion, a little footnote in my illustrious career.” Cailin Dillon: “Screw you, bitch.” Ambiance: “Screw me? Huh, see from where I sit, Cailin, you’re the one screwing yourself. Back in Ohio, even though I couldn’t stand you, I at least had respect for what you brought to the table, but as time went on, it started to fade, bit by bit, the more desperate for attention you became. Now that you’re hanging with ol’ Humpty Dumpty as part of his little group, I’ve lost what shred of respect I had left for you. Seems these days he isn’t doing so well with his ladies, at least as Shamu Fat Fuck showed us. Why don’t you do ol’ Weeble Wobble proud and make it where he’s got 2 fucked up failures in his group? Ta-ta, bitchcakes.” Ambiance walks away with a laugh, as Cailin goes ballistic, kicking a bench and punching a wall before shouting and then storming off. Cailin Dillon: You better watch your mouth Amber! When I win my matches the next two weeks, I'm coming straight for MY title! _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ Edited by Brutalikus, Jun 21 2014, 06:59 PM.
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MATCH 4 – EWS Goddess Title #1 Contender Mini-Tourney: Semi-Finals Venus vs. Meghan Cross _____________________________ As the lights flash quickly from pink to teal as "The Haunted" by Memphis May Fire begins to play with smoke billowing from the stage, we see Meghan Cross bust out of the curtain upon hearing the opening screams of the song, head banging to the guitar breakdown with a determined look on her face as she fires up the audience. Meghan interacts with the audience on the way down and then slides into the ring, playing the fans and dropping to her knees in the center of the ring pumping her fists, arching her back to look to the heavens with her fists in the air for a brief, dramatic pause before pounding her fists on the canvas and jumping to her feet. She continues to play to the audience as the lights shut off completely in the arena as Gustav Holst's Planet Suite ‘MARS – The Bringer of War’ begins to rumble ominously across the speakers. As the ominous tune picks up volume, a white high beam from the entrance way shines out. After a moment, a large frame steps in front of the light, hands on its hips. After a moment, the figure steps out as the white lights flicker in the arena. Something is strange however as Venus doesn't do any of her usual posing, instead heading to the ring with a look of almost shock about her. Tom Hartman: Something seems very odd about Venus... it's like she isn't all here right now. I figured losing the title must have been rough for her after almost a year, but it looks like that loss has shaken her to her very core. Dexter Finch: I know! Usually I have to hide under the table when she come out, but this is great! You know, Venus is actually kinda cute when I don't honestly believe that she could eat me. Marco tries to encourage Venus to get her head in the game, but it seems to be of little use as the referee calls for the bell and Meghan begins ducking and weaving around as Venus tries and ultimately fails to catch her. Eventually Meghan gets a dropkick in on that same aggrevated knee that has been targeted for months and Venus drops to her knee giving Meghan a chance to hit a single knee facebreaker and then she runs the ropes only to get grabbed for a two handed chokeslam by Venus, but Meghan struggles and ends up double booting Venus in the face, causing Venus to drop her and stumble back against the ropes. Meghan runs back in and hits a nice front dropkick straight into Venus' chest, causing her to crumple through the top two ropes into a heap on the floor outside! Meghan seems to be gaining more confidence withn every successful move as Venus is losing confidence at the same rate. Tom Hartman: I've never seen anything like this. It's like Venus has lost her will to compete after her vulnerability was exposed. Meghan on the other hand is building up an incredible head of steam and may very well be on her way to challenging Ambiance for the title! Marco tries to motivate Venus, but she seems so sluggish compared to her usual self and that's on top of the fact that Meghan is giving her very little time to collect herself, as she comes soaring with a suicide dive at Venus, and though Venus wouldn't normally budge from something like this, Meghan drills her and knocks her down with ease. Meghan is getting a great ovation from the audience as she gets in the ring at an evan faster speed and flips over the ropes with a nice plancha- but Venus catches her this time and drills Meghan into the apron with a powerbomb back first! Tom Hartman: Maybe I spoke to soon. It looks like Venus might be getting back in this after all. Dexter Finch: You always speak too soon Tom. That's why I'm the classic comedy foil, 'cause I can respond to you and crack a joke. In other news, I like macaroni pictures. Not just making them, eating them too! Marco is encouraging Venus to get back into this as she is starting to huff and puff again like the usual Venus and then she rolls Meghan into the ring and stomps across her back before picmking her up and whipping her to one of the far turnbuckles. Meghan sells the buckle shot by rolling on top of it and Venus comes lumbering in looking for a big boot to the back of the head, but Meghan hears her coming and slips off the corner, coonecting with a nice modified roundhouse kick from the apron, staggering Venus back as Meghan climbs the turnbuckle once again and goes to hit a molly-go-round, but again Venus catches her in a powerbomb position and then attempts to powerbomb Meghan into the turnbuckle, but Meghan jumps out the back and allows Venus to crash chest first and stumble back into a backstabber that seems to hurt both of them due to Venus' size! Still, Meghan is the first to her feet and is trying to think of what she has in her arsenal to keep the big woman down. When Venus returns to one knee, Meghan goes for the Kiss the Canvas (cravate cutter) but Venus pushes her away and goes to punch Meghan, but Meghan is too quick for Venus and catches Venus with a big jumping knee strike to the face! Venus is stunned and Meghan has no choice but to resort to the Hair-Trigger Temper Tantrum (violence party)! After many, many, many vicious strikes, Venus is practically out-cold on her knee as she wobbles, but doesn't fall down.. Meghan drops her with Caught in the Crossfire (cuthroat double knee facebreaker)! Venus doesn't fall backwards, but instead face forward down on the mat as the audience cheers the hell out of Meghan for taking down the giant! Meghan rolls the big woman over for the cover! (… One) (… Two) (… Three!) Tom Hartman: That would have been three but Marco called for Rain Singh! Damn it all! Rain Singh has indeed come down and is distracting the referee as Meghan gets up and gets right in the face of Rain who takes a swipe at Meghan and both the referee and Marco are getting after her for almost getting Venus disqualified and they trade harsh words back and forth when here comes Venus! Venus is somehow rolling again and goes to nail Meghan with a knockout punch, but Meghan dodges and Rain gets blasted in the face on accident! Rain goes down like a sack of bricks and Venus turns around right into Meghan who hits another Caught in the Crossfire and to make sure she stays down, she locks Venus in the End of the Rainbow (DEEP Kimura lock)! Venus tries to struggle, but she doesn't have the will and deafedly has to tap out! Cordelia Stewart: Here is your winner, Meghan Cross! Meghan is ecstatic as she goes to celebrate her win over the giant! Meanwhile, Marco regroups with Venus and Rain as they are starting to squabble over the results of the match. _____________________________ ***VIGNETTE*** _____________________________ We open on an urban area, somewhere in America, the sounds of police cars are prominent here. We close in on a shady character, definitely someone involved with drug addiction. With tattered clothes, holes in his shoes, and an old rusty shopping cart nearby, this man is also homeless. Man: “Oh yeah, I’ve seen him, many times. The police, they tell me I’m crazy, that I’m seeing things, but he’s come out at night. I always see him at night.” The man begins looking around, sniffing the air. Man: “Blood. It always smells like blood. The air, it tastes like blood, reeks of blood. At night, at some of the parks, I see him, dragging victims into the woods nearby. Blood curdling screams, but not for too long.” The man stares off into space. Man: “What does he want? Who knows. All I know is..” The man turns slowly, as a sick and toothless smile comes across his face. Man: “I hope he wants you and not me.” The man laughs and walks away, pushing his shopping cart as the camera pans nearby to find the bloody mask of UMBRA. The cryptic whisper is heard again.. UMBRA IS COMING. _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We go backstage to find Darius watching some sort of footage backstage with a scowl on his face as he suddenly stands up and starts swatting papers from his unsually untidy desk. Darius Jackson: MOTHER FU- (he hears a knock at the door)! What is it? I'm busy if you don't mind. In walks DDV looking around at all the clutter around his room, particularly a box of videos that read, “The Glory Days”. DDV: Geeze, if I didn't know better, I'd say that this was Brandon Laux's room. Darius Jackson: Cut the crap Danny, I'm not in the mood. I called you in here because I wanted to let you know as I have already told Acer and Seb, next week you three will have a triple threat match to determine who will get the first shot at the Jr. Heavyweight title since you are all the #1 contenders in my eyes and will all get a shot at it. Now if you'll excuse me... DDV: Hold on man. That's all well and good, but what is up with you man? It seems like you have been on edge ever since you ran into Steve Corman and Kokushi at Eclipse a few weeks ago. I saw the tapes and you don't need two good eyes to know that there is something going on there (Darius glares at him for that last comment). Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. Anyways, I want to know what is going on with you. You know me Darius. If they are giving one of the few good commissioners in EWS a hard time, I want to know who's ass I need to kick. Darius Jackson: Alright fine Danny, you win. As much as I dislike baring my soul in front of the world, here it is: a couple years ago, my career ended ubruptly. Just as I was ending a tour of Japan, I was set to come back to the United States where I was set for a chance at a world title. But, on that fatal last day of the tour in Japan, I came across a young upstart wrestler, that wrestler, was Kokushi. He wasn't known as Kokushi back then, but I'd recognize that face anywhere after what he did to me. That night, I won my match, but it didn't end there. As I was celebrating my victory, I turned and time seemed to stop as I saw him spraying the black mist my way, but I couldn't do anything but freeze and watch it coming. It only caught one of my eyes fortunately, but the other wasn't so lucky. I spent a few days in the hospital after that and was told that the damage was severe enough where I would no longer be able to compete. I came back to the United States, not as a future champion, but as a broken man. I retired and left the spot light for a long time until my nephew convinced me to return. And that brings us to today. But now Kokushi is back and the things I was never able to do in my career still hang over my head. Now you know... DDV: I'm sorry man. I really am. If it's any consolation, so far you have been probably the best damn commssioner I have ever worked for and while it may not make up for the chances you lost thanks to Kokushi, I'll be damned if I'm going to let those damn High Rollers cause trouble over here. I've got your back man. Darius Jackson: I appreciate the offer Danny, but this is a battle I need to face alone. Now, if you'll excuse me... DDV nods in acceptance and gives Darius his space while he goes back to watching tapes of his previous career. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ MATCH 5 – Cage Match Sentinel vs. Deathstalker _____________________________ Cordelia Stewart: The following contest is a Cage Match!.... The cage ominously lowers from the rafters as “Pay For This” by Gemini Syndrome hits, and the crowd responds with cheers as intense blue and white lights shine down on Sentinel He slowly makes his way down towards the ring amidst the lights and a dense fog. Sentinel throws his arms up in his characteristic V and at this very moment the ramp and ring are lit in red as electric blue pyrotechnics emerge. Sentinel takes off his coat before entering the cage, a look of worry still lingering on his face as hard as he tries to muscle past it. The arena goes dark as the drum beats of “Counting Bodies like Sheep to the Rhythm of The War Drums” at the 30 Second mark of the song fog fills the entrance. At the 42 Second mark of the song red lights flash in the arena with the “OW!” that are shouted, every time they are shouted in the song those red nights flash. At the 1:10 mark the words start and a red spotlight shines on the entrance as Deathstalker steps out with a long black towel over his head. Not far behind him walks Vincent Delerious who is shouting that they are here to dismantle Sentinel. They make their way down to the ring and Deathstalker stands firm, but calmly with the towel around his head as Delerious steps up through the cage door, ready to take the towel off Deathstalker's head when suddenly Sentinel comes flying in with a stinger splash to Deathstalker that sends Delerious flying off the apron! The referees close the cage door as Delerious furiously commands Deathstalker to attack, but it doesn't matter as the towel has fallen off Deathstalker's head anyway and he furociously spears Sentinel to the mat as this match is officially under way! Tom Hartman: Heavy spear from Deathstalker and he is unleashed! What is Sentinel thinking challenging this monster to a fight in his own element like this! Dexter Finch: He has more balls that brains because he has two balls and one brain! Math Tom! Math! The audience gets into this one really quickly as it starts out as an utter slugfest on the mat with the berserking Deathstalker throwing punch after punch at Sentinel as Sentinel keeps up his guard and eventually kicks Deathstalker back, but Deathstalker pounces forward like an animal and begins to claw at Sentinel's flesh in between punches and then begins a blatant choke that is perfectly legal in this environment. Sentinel counters with a monkey flip after starting to turn purple from the choke, but he has the where with all to whip Deathstalker at the cage wall, but Deathstalker stops himself momentarily until Sentinel runs in and crunches DS' head against the cage with a vicious big boot to a nice groan from the audience! Sentinel begins to hulk out in anger as he shouts out slamming a knee in DS' gut and then slams DS' head into the cage, but Deathstalker basically no sells it and swiftly grabs Sentinel with the mandible claw before he even knew what hit him! Sentinel struggles to get Deathstalkers claws out of his mouth as DS pulls him closers and starts executing modified trapping headbutts with the mandible claw still applied until Sentinel falls down to one knee. Deathstalker continues the feral assault by locking in a facial claw with his other arm, squeezing Sentinel's head and jaw with excruciating force until Sentinel summons the strength to lift him and drive him to the mat with a spinebuster! Tom Hartman: The carnage is almost difficult to watch already and they have barely even made use of the cage yet! Do you see that? I think Sentinel is bleeding from the mouth already! Dexter Finch: So am I but you don't hear me bragging about it. Tom Hartman: How are you bleeding from the mouth? Dexter Finch: Let's just say I tried to eat a lego doughnut I made and am kinda regretting it now.... Sentinel is indeed bleeding from the mouth as that mandible claw obviously shredded his mouth up and goes to the downed Deathstalker looking for a DDT, but DS lurches forward again and bites straight down on Sentinel's bicep, drawing more blood! Sentinel screams as he tries everything he can to pry DS off of him, but DS only lets go when he is good and ready, shoving Deathstalker back into the ropes and blasting him with a discuss clothesline on the return that levels Sentinel! Sentinel is looking in a bad way now, but DS doesn't bother going for the cover, instead hovering in wait for Sentinel to return to his feet. Deathstalker picks his moment and charges in, but Sentinel greats him with a high velocity spinning backfist that cracks across Deathstalker's jaw to a loud pop as the big man is clearly pissed off even more now! Deathstalker is dazed for a moment which gives Sentinel ample time to slam him face first into one side of the cage and then again into the opposite wall, and then Sentinel gets Deathstalker onto his shoulders and harpoons him against the first and then does the same against the second again and then finishes the incredible series with a bridging german suplex for the pin! … One … Two-kickout! Sentinel pursues his advantage by doing his Go To Hell stomps and then whips Deathstalker into one of the corners, hitting a big time shoulder thrust in the corner followed by a series of ten punches only for Deathstalker to walk him out to the middle of the ring for a sitout powerbomb! Both men/monsters are showing some wear and tear now, but their anger keeps the adrenaline pumping as DS is now bleeding a bit from the fore head and smears it across Sentinel's back before viciously driving Sentinel head first into the cage through the middle and top ropes! Sentinel's neck recoils in a sickening way as he took that hit pretty damn hard but DS of course likes that as he shoves Sentinel through the ropes and then starts raking Sentinel's face across the cage wall and follows it by running the ropes and driving a knee straight into the back of Sentinel's head, sandwhiching him between the knee/ropes and the cage! Tom Hartman: Oh my lord what a hit! Both men are clearly bleeding from multiple spots including Sentinel's forehead now I think, not to mention the medical attention he will almost undoubtably have to receive for the way his neck crunched up like an accordian. The assault only continues from their as Deathstalker mudhole stomps Sentinel into the cage and even does a foot choke that clearly has Sentinel reeling, yet he tries to fight back all the same. Deathstalker eventually relents, not out of mercy, but because he obviously has something more devilish in mind as Sentinel uses the cage to get to his feet with a somewhat glossy look in his eyes and blood now streaming down his face. As soon as Sentinel turns around between the ropes and cage, Deathstalker comes charging in with a monsterous big boot- but it misses and his knee crunches against the cage! Sentinel grabs DS while he is trying to recover and slams him face first against the cage a good couple times and rakes him all the way across the wall until he reaches the upper right turnbuckle and then climbs onto the turnbuckle and dives off, driving DS' head to mat with a well executed tornado DDT! The chans are giving a standing ovation as Sentinel crawls in for the pin! … One … Two … Th-No! Kickout by Deathstalker! Sentinel is looking upset over the fact that he hasn't put DS away, but then takes a deep breath and stands up, setting up in the corner and rocking back and forth as he goes for the Scorpion Sting (sweet chin music)! Sentinel charges as soon as Deathstalker gets back to his feet- but Deathstalker catches him and throws him into the nearest cage wall with a thunderous exploder suplex that sends Sentinel crashing down to the mat in a slump! DS measures up his prey once again and slams him back into the center of the ring with a half nelson suplex and then Delerious calls for him to finish it and DS complies by readying the Death Becomes Thee (wheelbarrow dragon suplex), but somehow Sentinel makes a miraculous counter and rolls forward through the wheelbarrow into a victory roll! … One … Two … Th-No! Another kick out! Again Sentinel is in absolute disbelief that Deathstalker is still trucking through this despite both of them being utterly exhausted and after taking another deep breath, he wipes the blood out of his eyes and raises his hand into the air, waiting for DS to return to his feet, and when he does, he snaps on a facial claw, looking for the Soul Sting (iron claw chokeslam)! Sentinel squeezes with rage in his eyes, but that rage clouds his judgement a bit as Deathstalker has time to also snap his own facial claw on Sentinel as both claw each other's head in their own monsterous test of strength! Both are pretty evely matched, but Sentinel senses the need for a new strategy, breaking combat and then ducking a clothesline, rebounding and nailing Deathstalker with a Soul Smash (running double ax handle) then another and another and another! After about five of them, Sentinel is finally satisfied and lets out a thunderous battle cry before measuring Deathstalker up, grabbing him by the face and driving him straight down to the mat with the Soul Sting (iron claw chokeslam)! The crowd is in an uproar and Delerious is going crazy on the outside trying to rip the door open as Sentinel goes for the pin! … One … Two ...Th-No! The count is broken, but not by Deathstalker.... Sentinel broke it on his own! Tom Hartman: What is Sentinel doing?! This match is over! Dexter Finch: Okay, it's official... he's lost his freakin' mind man! Sentinel has a vengeful anger in his eyes as he mouths something to Deathstalker about making him example to all those that are wicked in EWS and he drags Deathstalker's body to the lower left corner and begins to climb to the top of the cage- but instead of climbing out, he steadies himself on the top and measures Deathstalker up on the mat! Tom Hartman: No! What are you thinking Sentinel! This is your chance to escape! Did you learn nothing from your battles with the Preacher and Leonard Luv! This quest for vengeance is liable to end your career! Sentinel is about ready to jump when he notices something going on below him; Delerious has managed to bribe one of the referee's into handing him the keys as he starts to unlock the cage door, stopping only to shout at Sentinel who tells him to get away from the cage- but that small distraction would ultimately allow Deathstalker enough time to return to his feet and quick as a flash, DS runs up the turnbuckle and climbs the cage, grabbing Sentinel by the arms and before anyone knows what happened, Deathstalker and Sentinel plummet to the mat after an absolutely vile Fallen Grace (acid bomb) off the top of the cage! Dexter Finch: KEEEEERRRRRRR SSSSPPPLLLAAATTT!!! crowd: Holy-Shit! Holy Shit! Tom Hartman: BY GAWD what a drop and Sentinel landed face first! He has to be unconscious- or worse! Sentinel indeed appears to be fading from consciousness as the crowd gives the two gladiators a huge ovation. Deathstalker is the first to one knee, but barely as he is clearly damaged as well, though smiling sickely through it as Delerious slides something into Deathstalker: a barbed wire bat! Delerious proclaims, “Finish Him!” and without hesitation, Deathstalker lurches over Sentinel with his implement of destruction, practically drooling in satisfaction as he proceeds to bash the barbed wire bat into Sentinel's back over and over and over until Sentinel is no longer responding and the referee has no choice but to call for the bell! Cordelia Stewart: Here is your winner by knockout, Deathstalker! The referee continues to call for the bell as the cage slowly starts to raise, but Deathstalker isn't stopping as the crowd dulls to a hush at the brutality they are witnessing! Then they come alive like crazy when Sentinel's friend Ryan “The Kumquat Kid” Lewis comes sprinting down to the ramp, but Deathstalker doesn't even notice. Ryan sees the cage rising and gets a wicked idea; he springboards off the ropes and latches onto the cage wall as it is slowly rising into the air and the crowd is going nuts as Lewis is rising further into the air by the second and he calls out, “Hey Dumbstalker!” and when Deathstalker turns around, Ryan flies off the rising cage wall and catches Deathstalker with an INCREDIBLE diving hurricanrana from who knows how high that launches Deathstalker all the way out of the ring! Neither man mircaulously lands on the barbed wire bat as the crowd goes crazy for that death defying move and Delerious is livid as he quickly puts the towel back over the hurting Deathstalker and proclaims that they will have their revenge while Ryan and medical officials go to check on Sentinel. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ Ambulance doors open as we see EMTS rolling a stretchered Sentinel towards the ambulance. Right by his side is “The Kumquat Kid” Ryan Lewis. Kumquat Kid: “Damn it, Sean. Why didn’t you listen to me, buddy?” Ryan gets into the ambulance as the doors are shut and the ambulance siren sends the former tag team partners off towards the local hospital. _____________________________ ***ELSEWHERE BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We go backstage to find the four main members of the Gentlemen of Fortune all huddled up and planning their strategy for the battle royal. Deacon Black: Tonight Gentlemen, we send a message; we are not to be trifled with! Hominick, Luv, DDV and especially that corrupt Mr. Jackson will not stand in MY way of winning the Rage title and ruling Rage with an iron fist! AUB: Aye say Deacon, did aye heah you right? Aye think you mean mah victory is at hand... James Galleon: If anyone deserves that title, it is I, the prince of wrestling itself! Charles Williams: Relax guys. I think we all need a cup of tea before our match. I think we can all agree that by the end of tonight, the Gentlemen will stand tall. Deacon Black: Well said Charles. Lets go over "the strategy" one more time, and now about that cup of tea.... _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ Tom Hartman: We deeply apologize for what you just witnessed a few minutes ago between Deathstalker and Sentinel. As we saw, the Kumquat Kid and Sentinel are on their way to the hospital, so I wouldn't expect them to be appearing in this next match. Dexter Finch: Why is it such a big deal that they got a little bloody? PWR gets away with it all the time! In fact, if you should be sorry about anything, be sorry that Deathstalker is a walking nightmare inducer. I hope I don't wet my bed after another nightmare again tonight... Tom Hartman: Anyways, next is the battle royal to determine the next contender to Leonard Luv's St. Louis Rage title, and as you can see the participants have pretty much all entered the ring and are ready to start this match. MAIN EVENT – Rage Title #1 Contender Battle Royal Acer Stone, Charles Williams, Billy Way, AUB, James Galleon, Deacon Black, Billy Shaw, Brandon Laux, DDV, Josh Hominick, Justin Moreno, Ricardo Diamondo, Sebastian Jankowski, South Texas Bulldogs, Southern Comfort, Super Anime Squad, Brutallion, Hitmen, Tokyo Drift, US Air Force _____________________________ We get a glimpse of the ring as Josh Hominick is making his entrance to a loud ovation from the audience as the ring is largely section off into two groups; the Gentlemen of Fortune (Deacon, Galleon, Williams, AUB, The Brutallion, South Texas Bulldogs and The US Air Force) and the ones that aren't the Gentlemen of Fortune (Acer, Way, Shaw, Laux, DDV, Hominick, Moreno, Ricardo, Seb, Southern Comfort, Super Anime Squad, The Hitmen and Tokyo Drift) with various characters like Little Quat, El Jimo La Sasquatcho, Freeman, Komodo, Miss Jessie Rae, and Ro-Lo hovering around ringside. The bell is about to ring when... Hold Up! Wait a minute! Put a little Luv in it! Out comes Leonard Luv with Inga Lovegood and Brutus, makign his way to the commentary table with a cocky stride as virtually every set of eyes in the ring and out is leering at him, just itching to get a chance to rip his head off and Luv takes notice of the hostility, looking at everyone in the ring and saying, “Good luck losers! Cause no matter which one of you wins, you'll be losing to me very soon!” Luv goes to take his seat and in the time it takes him to get comfy with Inga situated on his lap and all that, the referee rings the bell and the entire ring's worth of wrestlers collides into an absolute free for all to a large cheer from the audience! Tom Hartman: (less than enthusiasticly) It looks like we are being joined by the current Rage champion Leonard Luv out here... Leonard Luv: Aren't you happy to see me Tom? Oh I get it, you're just jealous you're sitting their looking like a hobo with a keg belly and years worth of being a waste of resources, while I, Leonard Luv am sitting before you with a hotter girlfriend than you could ever imagine, a title belt that has my name written all over it and not one damn care in the world as to who wins this match. Tom Hartman: I get the feeling you are behind Deathstalker not being present in this match just like Sentinel and and Ryan Lewis. How much did you pay Delerious to keep all your biggest competitors off your back? Leonard Luv: Now you are starting to sound like that conspiracy theorist moron! The only reason I'd ever do such a thing is to keep those boring old hacks from cramping my style for another few months Daddy-O and you had better believe that! The ring is thoroughly mixed now for the most part, but the biggest highlight amidst the chaos and several guys working at each other is the fact that the main four members of the Gentlemen of Fortune have made a b-line straight for Hominick while the various teams under their control run a line of defense, keeping everyone else away from that skirmish! Despite being at a major disadvantage, Hominick still manages to battle back aginst the main four for a good long while unitl Komodo jumps up on the apron and grabs Hominick by the neck as Deacon and AUB finally succeed in dumping Hominick over the top rope to the floor! Josh Hominick has been eliminated! Tom Hartman: Josh Homnick has been eliminated! I can't believe it! One of the favorites is already gone thanks to this strategy employed by the Gentlemen of Fortune! Hominick looks up at Deacon in disbelief as the anger can be seen clearly brewing beneath the surface and it doesn't take long for him to rush Komodo, tackling him to the mat outside the ring! Meanwhile on the inside the group continues to brawl it out with several near eliminations as the teams generally seem to focus on each other and the GoF goes to war with many of the singles guys on the roster, DDV, Seb and Acer all take turns trying to eliminate Williams, having cut him off from the rest of the GoF, but Williams continues to squirm back in while Tokyo Drift and Us Air Force are hammering away at each other nearby, all towards the right side of the ring and both Kalei Ramos and BB Damage have somehow gotten to a precarious standing position on top of the lower left turnbuckle as they slug away at each other. Justin Moreno sees the two teetering on the top turnbuckle and runs up the turnbuckle with them, grabbing them both by the head and dropping them face first down into the top turnbuckle and causing both to stumble off the turnbuckle to the outside! Kalei Ramos and BB Damage have been eliminated! After a bit of a brawl with Komodo on the outside, the “Juggernaut” Josh Hominick whips Komodo into the stairs and slides back into the ring despite protests from the referee and comes up from behind Deacon Black who is fighting with Brandon Laux and dumps Deacon out of the ring to a huge cheer from the crowd! Deacon Black has been eliminated! Hominick poses for the crowd when he is blindsided by the big Oti Amalu who starts hammering away at Hominick to, but Hominick hulks up in pure anger and gets him into a fireman's carry, dumping Amalu to the outside too! Oti Amalu has been eliminated! The next one to try his hand at the raging Hominick is Randy Shaw of the US Air Force who starts clubbing away at Hominick and get a monsterous two handed choke toss to the outside for his efforts! Randy Shaw is eliminated! Tom Hartman: This is unbelievable! Hominick is no longer in the match but he just eliminated a solid chunk of the Gentlemen of Fortune on his own! Leonard Luv: If he had done that right away, maybe he'd still be in the match. Goes to show how that guy is just a big neanderthal with a tiny brain. Dexter Finch: What is a neanderthal? Am I a neanderthal. Leonard Luv: You just answered your own question with that question daddy-o. Hominick's post-elimination elimination-spree is finally cut short when Galleon and AUB finally manage to dump him over the rope again and a furious Deacon along with Amula and Shaw go straight to work on Hominick on the outside, but Hominick explodes past them and tackles Deacon to the ground as he continues to brawl with them and Komodo asserts his presence on the situation again as well! In the ring, DDV's attention has gotten ripped away from Williams by Keith Battle as th two get into a big time slug fest in one corner while Moreno and Billy Shaw are having a hell of an exchange of springboards and hurricanranas in the center of the ring and Acer and Seb are still working on Williams in another corner to little avail. Meanwhile, elsewhere in the ring Jason White has gotten into another shoving contest with the South Texas Bulldogs on account of somesort of misstep between the two GoF teams and the Bulldogs plant White with a double spine buster before seeing both members of Southern Comfort rushing them as they clothesline the Bulldogs over the ropes to the floor! Ricky Tisdale and Bobbie Tisdale have been eliminated! Both members of Tokyo Drift pick White up and start to go to work on him again as Cormac Cobbs and Kalei Ramos both go in on the attack on Southern Comfort, and succeed for a time, almost succeeding in eliminating by throwing them over the ropes to the apron, when suddenly they are are grabbed from either side The Billy Way and Ricardo Diamondo, who somehow weren't noticed as they were playing some sort of hand slapping game for the majority of this match as Ricardo could be heard every now and then screaming his head off in pain, manage to grab Cormac Cobbs and Kalei Ramos respectively and toss them out on either side of the ring! Cormac Cobbs and Kalei Ramos have been eliminated! Meanwhile, Southern Comfort looks to get back in the ring when they are suddenly blindsided on the apron by Oti Amalu with clubbing fists, and the big man has so much strength that he is able to sit both members of Southern Comfort on his shoulders and when Keith Battle notices, he breaks combat with DDV and runs a suicide dive doomsday device that basically results in all four men crashing to the floor! Austyn Hughes and Jackson Hughes are eliminated! But Keith Battle IS NOT eliminated! Tom Hartman: We're getting close to the half way point and this is every bit the pandemonium we expected it to be! Leonard Luv: It's entertaining in the way that the Three Stooges were. It's fun to watch a bunch of idiots bumbling around, but that doesn't mean any of them are worthy of a title shot. On the outside of the ring, officials have been doing their best to tear Deacon and Hominick apart, but they keep seeming to find a way to blitz the crowd and attack each other, most recently on the stage as the officials finally manage to restrain them and bring them backstage. Most of the other eliminated entries that have been lingering around are finally being ejected now that the referees are finally able to focus on getting them out of there again and we are left with about 15 guys left as they are starting to get a little room to flex their abilities a bit. Tokyo Drift still isn't relenting on Jason White as Williams has finally managed to kick away his Jr. Heavyweight competitors for a time and hid in one of the corners while Billy Shaw, Acer Stone, Seb, Moreno and Ricardo are flying around the center sprinboarding and nailing each other with moves left and right while AUB, Galleon and Williams regroup in one of the corners and Keith Battle slides back into the ring, picking a fight with both The Billy Way and Brandon Laux, but his willingness to fight eventually leads to his downfall as DDV rushes in out of his blind spot and together the three of them push Battle up and over! Now Keith Battle is eliminated! The alliance doesn't last long as they start going to work on each other and that's when Galleon, AUB and Williams strike fighting with all of them. Meanwhile, Tokyo Drift has White now on the outside apron and it is incredibly sweep (Yoshi) and superkick (Kaz)combo through the ropes that sends White tripping backwards flat on his back on the outside! Jason White has been eliminated! Tokyo Drift, being the last tag team representitives in the match run into the fray of fliers as they continue to throw each other for loops all over the ring and target Moreno who they drag to the other side and attempt to eliminate him. Meanwhile, Ricardo Diamondo gets a gimpse of the beautiful Miss Jessie Rae on the outside and walks over to the ropes to give her a sheepish and goofy wave when AUB breaks combat with Brandon Laux and dumps Ricardo over the top rope! Ricardo Diamondo has been eliminated! AUB goes to turn his attention away, but it doesn't drift too far save for a couple of hits on Laux as he notices Ricardo crawling over to Jessie Rae who looks somewhat amused as Ricardo is slobbering like a dog as he crawls over to her and this catches AUB's attention as he goes to yell at Ricardo for getting so close to the Darlin' of Dixie, which allows Brandon Laux a chance to dump AUB over now! Ambrose Ulysses Beauregarde has been eliminated! Ambrose is freaking out after being eliminated and immediately gives chase to Ricardo who absolutely books it to the back! In the ring, the numbers have thinned down to eleven; Shaw, Way, Laux, Williams, DDV, Moreno, Acer, Seb, Galleon and Tokyo Drift. Tokyo Drift gives up trying to eliminate Moreno and goes back into the fray attempting to eliminate Acer, but Seb goes to the rescue in a way while Williams and Galleon start to double team DDV with a double chancery and some knee strikes, but DDV starts to fight back by shoving Galleon away, and then northern lights suplexing Williams. The next part would be quite strange as the newcomer Alex Hawke would come walking out from the back with a chair in hand and he nonchalantly tosses it to Brandon Laux who catches it and goes crazy, slamming the chair into anything that moves! Moreno, Shaw, Galleon, nd Seb all take chair shots and Kaz of Tokyo Drift manages to spear him as Yoshi also takes the brunt of one of those chair shots allowing Williams to opportunistically whip him to the outside! Yoshihiro Asia has been eliminated! Williams is laughing at his handiwork as Brandon Laux slams the chair away at Galleon shouting “Die Reptillian Die!” over and over and when Williams turns around the crowd goes crazy as DDV, Seb and Acer have all gotten to their feet gingerly and execute a triple dropkick that sends Williams flying over the ropes to the outside! Charles Williams has been eliminated! Kaz picks a fight with DDV while Acer and Seb notice Laux who is distracted as Nakagainan Zilla is still sitting in the front row and spurs on another, “They Are Liz-ards!” chant” that has Brandon freaking out as Hawke tries to get them to shut up, but it results in Acer and Seb dumping Brandon over the ropes to the floor below! Brandon Laux has been eliminated! Tom Hartman: By my accounts, there are only 8 left in this match. One of these men will be the #1 contender to the Rage title! Leonard Luv: This is it? This is your Rage roster? I am worth more money on my own than all of these morons are combined! Dexter Finch: Uh Luv... can I have a turn with that fine lady of yours? Leonard Luv: Inga? How much are you willing to pay? No baby! I was just kidding. (Inga can be heard getting after him for that last remark) The remaining guys all look around at each other before coming to the center of the ring- all of them save for James Galleon of course who is sitting and recovering in the corner and the crowd pops as all seven of the other heads turn towards him and he tries to scurry out under the ropes, but they pull him to the center of the ring to take out their frustrations with the Gentlemen of Fortune by beating him senseless! DDV and Moreno hoist Galleon above their heads while Acer, Seb and Shaw guide him out and drop him to the floor! James Galleon has been eliminated! Tom Hartman: And there goes the last Gentlemen of Fortune representation in this match! Leonard Luv: So what? While this is going on, we can clearly see The Billy Way tickle Kaz's ribs and when Kaz turns around to swing at him in retaliation, The Billy Way uses Kaz's anger against him and drops him out of the ring with a backdrop! Kaz Hashimoto has been eliminated! Acer and Seb both go to double clothesline The Billy Way over the top rope, but the Billy Way ducks and shoulder flips them over the ropes onto the apron. The Billy turns around and smiles creepily at them before licking Seb's forehead and when Seb reaches in to strike him, The Billy Way ducks, having excellently scouted DDV who comes rushing in and inadvertently shoulder thrusts both Acer and Seb off the apron to the floor! Acer Stone and Sebastian Jankowski have been eliminated! Tom Hartman: This is it! There are only four left! DDV, Justin Moreno, Billy Shaw and the Billy Way! Can you imagine if DDV still manages to win a Rage title shot after putting his name in the hat for the High Octane title? Leonard Luv: The High Octane title is a fitting title for DDV as it is basically the curtain-jerker title daddy-o. Tom Hartman: If you notice, all the men left are actually some of the greatest Jr. Heavyweights in the world, not a single one exceeding 215lbs. Leonard Luv: This next title defense is going to be a cakewalk! The four remaining men move into corners and start sizing up the others, The Billy Way is the first to charge, howling like a hyena as he goes after DDV and gets his head almost taken off with a boston strongarm lariat and then Moreno handsprings in for a tidal crush kick to the mush of DDV and then Shaw sprints over to Moreno and hits a wheelbarrow bulldog, becoming the last man standing as he starts up an “I believe we can win!” chant that gets almost the entire arena chanting in uinson, but he does a bit too much showboating as The Billy Way comes in and almost dumps him over the ropes! Shaw lands on the apron as Way turns into a reverse STO from Moreno and then Shaw sprinboards back into the ring, looking for a hurricanrana, but Moreno catches him in a powerbomb position and goes to dump Shaw over the ropes, but Shaw does the hurricanrana and takes them both over the ropes to the apron! They both get to their feet and trade kick back and forth when The Billy Way comes running at them and goes for the Billion Dollar Kick (roundhouse), but Moreno ducks it and it ends up catching Shaw in the face and stumbling him big time as DDV runs the ropes and dropkicks Shaw off the apron! Billy Shaw is eliminated! The Billy Way and Justin Moreno are trading blows from either side of the ropes and The Billy reaches through the ropes and grabs Moreno's stomach for the Sexy Grip (stomach vice grip), but doesn't notice as DDV comes from behind and dumps Way over the ropes, almost taking Moreno with him, but Moreno makes a split second move and acrobatically slides in through the bottom two ropes as Way goes tumbling to the floor! The Billy Way is eliminated! Tom Hartman: This is it! It's down to DDV and Justin Moreno! Moreno and DDV circle up and lock up, trying to push each other back and forth with DDV being the more powerful, but Moreno ducks and then runs the ropes, flying for a forearm smash, but DDV catches him with a big time european uppercut! Moreno is reeling as DDV does his amping up sequence with the corner running snap forarm, clinch + knee, and then a rebounding boston strongarm to the back of the neck! Moreno goes down and DDV sets up to finish the sequence with a big knee trembler, but Moreno catches him with a desperation jumping tornado reverse STO and the crowd goes crazy!Moreno is the one setting up in a corner now as DDV crawls to th opposite corner and the crowd chants “O'le O'le!” and then Moreno rushes in for the O'le kick in the corner- but DDV dumps him out- but Moreno lands on the apron miraculously! Once DDV notices, he nods in respect and then strikes Moreno a couple of times, causing him to hang on by one hand and then DDV goes to execute the Ddv Driver (snapmare driver) neck first onto the top rope, but the veteran Moreno instead pulls him into a back drop position, lifts DDV over the ropes and drops him backwards over his head to the floor as Moreno rolls back into the ring and the bell sounds to a huge round of excited cheers! Cordelia Stewart: Here is your winner and the new Rage title #1 contender, Justin Moreno! Moreno celebrates in the ring big time and lays down face first on the mat (a-la Shawn Michaels) and looks up to the sky saying, “Thank you!” over and over. He eventually exchanges a look with DDV who appears disappointed at first, but then smirks and claps for Moreno in congratulations for a well fought victory! DDV turns to leave and when DDV is out of the picture, Moreno continues his celebration until he is blindsided by Leonard Luv with the title belt! Luv stomps on Moreno a couple times and then taunts him about he will never be the champion as the camera fades out with the champion having sent a message to the new #1 contender. COPYRIGHT EXCELSIOR WRESTLING SOCIETY 2014 |
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