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Friday Night Rage #20; 6.20.14
Topic Started: Jun 21 2014, 06:59 PM (189 Views)
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The Unremarkable
PreShow Exclusive Match #1
Acer Stone/Sebastian Jankowski vs. Super Anime Squad


Both teams shake hands as the crowd gears up for a high flying match that would not disappoint! Acer starts with Kalei Ramos as the two trade springboard hurricanranas, head scissor takedowns, crossbodies and a variety of other high flying moves that get the crowd on their feet as the two then share a stand off in the center of the ring. They then make the tags to Seb and Kalino to give them a shot at showcasing their skills to a very similar result, although this time they focus on a slightly more technical display. Seb goes for a leg lariat only to get caught in a powerbomb position, but Seb reverses it into a frankensteiner-style hurricanrana Kalino and immediately rolls backwards off of Kalino trying to lock him in the Lever Puller (single leg boston crab) of sorts only to get pulled into a small package by Kalino for two. The two get to their feet again with Kalino getting the advantage with some arm drags and snap suplexes for awhile, but while Seb is lifting himself up in one of the neutral corners, he catches Kalino with a surprise back kick into a Polish Stunner (back kick to stunner) and then does a big jump off the second turnbuckle nailing the dazed Kalino with a nice diving corkscrew forearm smash for another two until Kalei breaks it up, much to the cheers of their valet, the beautiful Rolo. Acer comes into the ring and vaults off Seb’s back with a Stone Cutter (axe kick) out of nowhere on Kalei, causing Kalei to roll to the outside where Acer hit an asai moonsault dive. Inside the ring, Kalino and Seb trade moves back and forth again, Seb winning the exchange with a jumping reverse STO and then he springboards off the middle rope for his Backflip Disaster (springboard moonsault senton), but he ends up landing on his feet as Kalino rolls out of the way and when Seb goes to hit a shining wizard, somehow Kalino catches him out of nowhere in a crucifix position that he transitions seamlessly into a Meg-Mania (egyptian destroyer) for the pin!

Cordelia Stewart: Here are your winners, Super Anime Squad!

After the match the audience gives all of these guys a standing ovation for that effort as they all trade hand shakes and then as a sign of sportsmanship, Acer and Seb hold up the Super Anime Squad’s arms in victory.


PreShow Exclusive Match #2
Ricardo Diamondo vs. Charles Williams


Though this is a non-title match, Williams doesn’t appear too thrilled with his booking in a pre-show match, and he appreciates it even less when his opponent, Ricardo Diamondo with his trusty companion El Jimo La Sasquatcho appears. Williams starts the match by trash talking Ricardo but Ricardo winds up and slaps him straight across the face to a HUGE pop from the crowd followed by a belly full of evil laughs, but Williams tackles him straight to the mat for that! Williams chases Ricardo to the corner and peppers him with straight kicks and chops causing Ricardo to over dramatical scream like bloody hell, irritating Williams further as he pulls Ricardo to the center of the ring for the England Driver (pumphandle half nelson driver) but Ricardo slips out the back with a surprise backstabber! Ricardo begins to show the true skills that hide behind his nefariously evil villainy as he then starts to rock the High Octane champ with a Nefariously Evil Superkick to the kneeling Williams followed by a beautifully executed glimmering warlock followed by a pin for a close two count. Ricardo then sets up for the Nefariously Evil Ranhei, but Williams counters out of it with a gutwrench suplex and then begins to wail on Ricardo in frustration until the referee has to physically retrain him, allowing Ricardo to flex his nefariously evil ways by poking Williams in the eye and then pulling him into a headlock with knuckle sandwich as the crowd chants “Noogie! Noogie!”. Williams shoves Ricardo away and goes for a High Class Strike (superman punch) but Ricardo holds onto the ropes causing Williams to miss and then he makes Williams pay for it with big roundhouse kick to the side of the head, stumbling Williams right into his arms for The Nefariously Evil Driver VI (Gory special flipped forward into a Piledriver)! Ricardo gets a big cheer for his unorthodox ways, but instead of going for the pin, he laughs a belly full of evil laughs and goes to the top turnbuckle for one of his high flying finishers, but he takes too much time as Williams gets up a nails him with the High Class Strike (superman punch)! Ricardo teeters on the turnbuckle as Williams rolls him off of it into a gory special and then drops Ricardo with the London Fall (gory special neckbreaker) for the pin!


Cordelia Stewart: Here is your winner, Charles Williams!

After the match, Ricardo rolls into the waiting arms of El Jimo while Williams grabs a microphone and goes on a tirade about how he is being mistreated as the High Octane champion, going against clowns like Ricardo, Acer, Seb and DDV like this. He also says that Darius will learn to respect the Gentlemen of Fortune soon or he won’t like the consequences.



Posted ImageLive from St. Louis, Missouri.
Friday, June 20th 2014

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The show opened with fireworks, smoke and a light display set to the tune of "Runnin' Wild” by Airbourne.


The crowd cheered as cameras panned the arena, picking up several of the more memorable signs on display as well as the B.E.A.R.D. boys in attendance, as per usual:

"Surf City Show Stealer = New Rage Champion!"

"Don't Blink- You Won't See Me!"

“#World's Greatest!"



HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE, PUT A LITTLE LOVE IN IT!

“Luv Addict” by Family Force 5 cues the entrance of the reigning St. Louis Rage Champion, Leonard Luv. Luv emerges, with the looming Brutus behind him as he spins his main squeeze Inga Lovegood around before planting a wet sloppy kiss on her. Luv struts down the ramp, stopping to take in the boos from the crowd with a smirk before entering the ring.

Tom Hartman: “Luv looking almost too confident tonight after taking two straight pins from his #1 contender, Justin Moreno, in recent weeks.”

Dexter Finch: “I learned everything about confidence from Sesame Street and Super Grover. That’s SOO-PER GROVER!”

Tom Hartman: “Um, congrats, Dex?”

“Luv Addict” fades out as Luv stands dead center of the ring, getting hell from the capacity crowd before he even brings the mic to his lips.

Leonard Luv: “Yeah, yeah, go right ahead, cheer for Moreno, get on my case, it’s what you all came here to do anyways, so go on, let me have it!”

More hell from the crowd, as Luv just shakes his head in disgust.

Leonard Luv: “Are we good? I’m glad you could all get that out of your systems. I mean, you all live such depressing, miserable, and pathetic lives, that’s probably the most excitement you’ll have in a lifetime!”

The boos intensify from the crowd as Luv just laughs to himself.

Leonard Luv: “Don’t one of you think for a second that any of what has gone down makes me any less of a champion, any less of the stellar athlete I’ve always been, because last I checked, getting help from tag partners and a group of morons who are jealous of my accomplishments, doesn’t make you championship material. It makes you lucky, I’ll give you that, but a guy like Justin Moreno, even someone as dim-witted as him knows luck only takes you so far, until you hit a wall and it runs out. Maybe Pharrell and Daft Punk can sing that stupid song to Moreno, because that’s really the only award he’s worthy of-“

“Immortal” by War Of Ages interrupts Luv as the crowd goes crazy for the emerging Justin Moreno.

Tom Hartman: “What a show of respect from this crowd for Justin Moreno!”

Dexter Finch: “Now here’s a guy who definitely knows about confidence..and surf boards. Like my favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Mikey come to think of it.”

Moreno is all smiles as he enters the ring. He calls for a mic as his music fades as a “Justin” chant starts up. Moreno walks up to Luv, ignoring Brutus and Inga who are standing there.

Justin Moreno: “You know something, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say all of the shots you've taken at me and my family, all your boasting all your bragging and all that crap you just spewed out, was a bunch of damn excuses!”

The crowd pops as Luv is beginning to seem annoyed by Moreno’s presence.

Justin Moreno: “You seem to think that you're all that and that you got that title all by yourself, so allow me to set the record straight; I don't think there has been a single time in your entire EWS career where you have won without cheating and better yet, how many of those times were because you called your "friends" in to save you? The Luv Connection, Delerious, Deathstalker, Gemini, Brutus etc, etc. You used every single one of them and manipulated them to put yourself on top. I hate to break it to you (talking to Inga), but I'd get away from this sleezebag (referring to Luv) before he inevitably uses you and tosses you aside like every other woman he has been with.

Inga and Luv look pissed and Brutus looks ready to tackle Moreno, but Luv holds him off. During the next section Inga moves to the corner and covers her ear as she has pulled out a cellphone and begins to talk quietly into it, but Moreno is so focused on Luv and Brutus that he hasn't seemed to notice.

Justin Moreno: But you know what? We can sit here trading personal barbs back and forth til the sun rises, but it doesn't change the fact that this is about one thing above all else; the St. Louis Rage title. Unlike you, I didn't have to manipulate my way to the place I am today and also unlike you, I am grateful to everyone around the world that has cheered for me and the lord above for what may be my last chance at the big one. Not only the fact that I did it with honor and dignity. I didn't come to EWS expecting it, but you can bet so long as their is an ounce of breath left in my body, I am going to give the very best I am capable of for all those who believed in me! And you better be prepared for one of the biggest challenges of your career because when I beat you fare and square in the middle of this ring, you are going to have NO excuses to fall back on! But hey, if I’m wrong, and you’re everything you say you are, we don’t have to wait until Gateway, we can go RIGHT NOW!”

The crowd is going crazy as Moreno drops the mic and stands there, ready for battle. Luv flings his glasses into the crowd and looks ready to throw down as well.

Leonard Luv: “You know what?”

Just then there’s a commotion as Deathstalker emerges and clobbers Moreno from behind. Delerious and Lazlo are there as well as the crowd is enraged by this. Deathstalker delivers a thunderous chokeslam leaving Moreno in a heap. Delerious begins coaxing the hooded Deathstalker out of the ring as Luv stands over a fallen Moreno.

Leonard Luv: “As I was saying. I changed my mind. But hey, since you already seem accustomed to laying down in the ring, you can face Deathstalker tonight in my place..IN A STREET FIGHT! Good luck, Daddy-O!”

“Luv Addict” starts up again as Delerious, Deathstalker, Brutus and Inga follow Luv to the back, leaving Moreno looking on in the ring as Luv gives him a cocky smirk and hoists the Rage title above his head.

Tom Hartman: “That Leonard Luv, our dastardly champion, has put Justin Moreno in the fight of this life!

Dexter Finch: “I had to fight for my life once, Tom. Got stuck in a revolving door.”

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***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
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MATCH 1 – Team-Lumberjack Tag Match
Austin Hughes/Kaz Hashimoto/Cobbs Cobbs vs. Oti Amalu/Jason White/Bobbie Tisdale
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“Room A Thousand Years Wide" hits as white smoke and low lighting fill the entryway... as Amalu makes his way to the ring, wearing a red trench coat and glasses while being followed by his partner Keith Battle. They make their way down the ramp to a chorus of boos as“Bruises” by Unloco starts to play as Bobbie Tisdale comes out first , followed closely by his brother Ricky, the boos following them as well. The entrance theme, “Hell March 3“ starts and after 30 seconds their third and final partner, Jason White appears from the stage entrance. He stands for the second and salutes to the audience with his young pupil Randy Shaw following him as well. White, Bobbie and Amalu all gather in the ring as the participants of this match while their partners gather outside, all of them trading verbal barbs at each other and simply not being friendly with each other despite all of them being hired thugs for the Gentlemen of Fortune.

Dexter Finch: Well this is chaos just waiting to happen. If things get ugly, I’m using you as a shield Tom. No hard feelings.

Tom Hartman: I don’t think there is any debating that. We’re used to organized chaos over here on Rage, but I’m not quite sure what Commissioner Jackson was thinking when he booked a match with so much instability in it. I get the feeling that his mind isn’t entirely on his work lately what with The High Rollers from Fury and Rising Sun causing trouble around these parts.

“Justice” by Rev Theory plays over the PA system as green and red flashing lights dance around the entrance area. Cormac Cobbs comes running out from the back energetically and stops at the top of the ramp, posing, to allow those in attendance to take his photograph with BB Damage following him, but instead of imaginary cameras, this time BB is carrying a real camera that he uses to take picture of himself, Cobbs and the crowd along the way. The "Blazin" theme kicks in and Kaz comes running out, spins and drops to one bent knee, kissing two fingers on each hand, and pointing both fingers on each hand to the sky. Kaz is followed by Yoshihiro Fujiwara as they join up with the Hitmen.

Tom Hartman: For those who remember, Tokyo Drift has had bad blood brewing with the US Air Force dating back to the big tag team challenge where Southern Comfort was crowned the first Rage Tag Team champions a few months ago. Earlier tonight, they had this to say:

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A small window appears in the corner of the screen with Tokyo Drift against a plain blue back drop from earlier as they address the US Air Force.

Kaz Hashimoto: US Air Force! For too long you've stuck your noses where it doesn't belong. Attacking us over and over again will prove to be a major mistake as at Gateway II, Tokyo Drift challenges you to a match! We’re looking to return the beatings ten times over!

Yoshihiro Fujiwara: And then once we are done dropping the bombs on you, the tag champions better be watching, because we're coming for them next!


The iconic banjo from deliverance picks twice before:

“REACH FOR THE SKY BOY!”

Followed by two gun shots, before Lynyrd Skynyrd & Kid Rock's remix of "Gimmie Back My Bullets" kicks in. Southern Comfort steps through the curtains onto the ramp. The brothers wear their trademark Confederate zip up hoodies that zip all the way up over their heads as well as their Rage and PWR tag titles. They cut a pose as Austyn Hughes walks first and foremost meeting Kaz and Cobbs, his partners in this match as the lumberjacks Jackson Hughes, Yoshihiro Fujiwara and BB Damage all form up on their side.

Tom Hartman: So the rules of this match are going to be a little tricky as a usual lumberjack match has only two active competitors with significantly more lumberjacks. That is not the case this time as this match will be contested under 6 man tag rules, but even stranger is the fact that there are exactly 6 lumberjacks on the outside. Since the action for this one is likely to get out of control, there have been two extra referees assigned to keep track of the three legal competitors on each of the teams.

Dexter Finch: Can you explain that again Tom? I wasn’t listening.

The 6 legal men all enter the ring and go face to face, Austyn with Amalu, Kaz with White, Cobbs with Bobbie Tisdale. The 6 team representitives get into a verbal argument and just as quickly errupt into a flurry of fists in the center of the ring! In the cluster fight that ensues, Amalu takes a moment in between fighting with Austyn Hughes to throw elbows and forearms at Kaz and Cobbs to give his team the advantage and then grabs Cobbs and whips him violently over the top rope right into the heel-side of the lumberjacks who stomp away at him outside the ring! With Amalu occupied on that, Austyn nails Amalu with a dropkick, but the odds are starting to to stack against the faces inside the ring as Bobbie Tisdale comes behind Austyn this time and dumps him over the top ropes right next to Cobbs as the heel lumberjacks swarm him now! While the heel lumberjacks swarm the legal face guys on the outside, the face lumberjacks come running around the ring to defend their teammates, successfully forcing the heel lumberjacks to back off for now. This leaves Kaz as the lone face on the inside the ring as Amalu, Bobbie and White all go to start attacking him, but Kaz shows his strength of will and starts to fight back against all three of them! Eventually the numbers get the advantage as they gang up on Kaz in the lower left corner and then Amalu pulls Kaz out of the corner and throws him in the center of the ring with a throwing vertical suplex and then Amalu and Bobbie back off to their lower right corner while Jason White stays in the ring and hammers away at Kaz.

Tom Hartman: As we can see, this match is already turning out to be surprisingly tactical with both the forces moving inside the ring and the forces moving on the outside. It looks like there is some actually organization amidst the chaos after all.

Both sides have basically gone to a reset with Cobbs and Austyn stationed at the upper left corner with their lumberjack teammates hanging on the outside behind them with Amalu and Bobbie occupying the lower right corner, their lumberjacks also backing them up. In the ring, White mercilessly jackhammer stomps Kaz and faces washes him with his boot and elbow whenever he can to really push the physicality of this bout. White takes too much time with the ground and pound style however as Kaz counters out with a drop toe hold, rolling over White and locking in a modified crossface! He doesn’t get it locked in too tight however as Bobbie comes in with a mean looking kick to the back of Kaz’s head to break it up. Meanwhile, on the outside of the ring, White orders Randy Shaw to attack the enemy lumberjacks and he goes around to the other side of the ring to do just that! Jackson, Yoshihiro and Damage all see him coming a mile away and start walking towards Shaw, forcing him to back up while Ricky Tisdale comes around to back him up, but the distraction has done exactly as it needed to as White then puts his tactical background to use by pointing at Keith Battle on the outside who sees exactly what he is trying to do and while the face lumberjacks are distracted on one side of the ring with Ricky and Randy, Battle runs around the other side and pulls Austyn Hughes off the apron and starts to pound the living hell out of him on the outside!

Tom Hartman: Woah look at that! Jason White appears to be commanding his forces and Battle used the diversion that was created to get a sneak attack on one half of Southern Comfort!

Cobbs jumps back down to the outside to join up with the face lumberjacks to back all the heel lumberjacks away, but inside the ring, this goes to White’s advantage as he continues to brawl around with Kaz. Kaz breaks the technical exchange by hoising White up and dropping him for a gutbuster, but when he tries to go for a tag, no one is there! This allows White to recapture the advantage by kneeing Kaz in the gut, throwing him across the ring for a double underhook suplex and then tagging in big Amalu. White puts Kaz into a dragon sleeper for a few seconds while Amalu stomps away at him and then Amalu takes it from there by whipping Kaz into one of the neautral corners, hitting a big time clothesline, some shoulder thrusts, headbutts and stomps to the chest. By this point, both inside and outside forces have reset on their respective sidesas Amalu continues to stop Kaz’s every attempt to fight out of his predicament with his massive strength. Amalu hits a snake eyes in the corner and then goes to rebound for a big boot, nailing Kaz with it, but he doesn’t notice until after that Bobbie Tisdale got a blind tag off him. Bobbie gets into the ring and things begin to dissolve between him and Amalu in an argument before....

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"I am your Savior. I am the reason this show is glory."


Dexter Finch: Is R. Kelly coming to EWS? I hear his pees on people.

Amalu and Bobbie look at the jumbro tron with a look that says “what the hell?” when suddenly Kaz dives over and makes a tag to Cormac Cobbs of the Hitmen! Cobbs plants a nice dropkick at Amalu and then and then catches Bobbie for a couple of arm drags before Amalu comes running at him! Amalu goes for a big boot, but Cobbs ducks while the lumberjacks BB Damage and Jackson Hughes jump up onto the apron and pull the ropes down, returning the ‘favor’ from earlier by crotching Amalu on the top rope! Cobbs leaps up and hits and enzuigiri, knocking Amalu out of the ring to the floor in front of the face lumberjacks, but that gives Bobbie Tisdale an opportunity to throw Cobbs backwards with a hard german suplex right on the top of Cobbs’ neck! On the outside of the ring, the heel lumberjacks go back into a standoff with the face lumberjacks to make sure the face lumberjacks don’t mess with Amalu on the outside, but they are paying too little attention to the legal wrestlers as Austyn Hughes comes running across the the apron and hits a big time diving senton to all three of the heel lumberjacks on the outside! Inside the ring, Bobbie is throwing around Cobbs with a backdrop a gutwrench power bomb and then a scoop slam for good measure before running the ropes, but when he does, he runs right into BB Damage who jumps up onto the apron with his camera and says, “Smile!” as the flash goes off, causing Bobbie to stumble back rubbing his eyes right into a side effect from Cobbs!

Tom Hartman: This match is all sorts of crazy! It looks like BB Damage learned that if the other team can pull tactics on the outside, they can too. Very inventive use of the camera by the way.

Dexter Finch: Now that’s what you call flash photography.

Cobbs gets on a roll by hitting a sprinboard clothesline and then a front dropkick that causes Bobbie to rebound off the ropes into a drop toe hold, allowing Cobbs to run the ropes and nail an excellent running 450 splash! On the outside, things are starting to breakdown as Austyn Hughes and the lumberjacks Jackson and Yoshi are fighting against the heel lumberjacks and Cobbs sees this, running to the upper right corner where they are fighting a leaping off for a crossbody that takes all 6 men out! With the legal man Cobbs on the outside of the ring, Amalu and White get involved in the outside brawl while BB Damage and Kaz Hashimoto get involved as well, the only one being left out being Bobbie who is recovering on the inside. During the brawl, Amalu and White manage to pull Cobbs out of the fray, whipping him into the barricade where White nails Cobbs with a big time Texas Kick (bicycle kick) that causes Cobbs to slump down while Amalu follows him and smashes Cobbs’ head off the barricade with a running knee trembler! Cobbs falls over in a slump as BB somehow launches himself out of the fray and attacks Amalu while White rolls Cobbs back into the ring, allowing Bobbie to go for the pin!

... One

... Two

... Th-No! Austyn dives into the ring to break it up at the last second!


The brawl on the outside is finally diffusing as the teams work their ways back to their respective corners slowly but surely while Austyn Hughes is the first of his team to make it to the apron and desperately calls for a tag despite taking some of the more severe damage in the outside cluster! Bobbie attempts to stop Cobbs, but it is no use as Cobbs nails a desperation Flash Photography (superkick) to Bobbie and then leaps at Austyn for the tag to a huge pop! Austyn climbs the turnbuckle and dives off with a froggy-bow, nailing Bobbie with it but he immediately leaps up and slams Amalu and White with forearms knocking them off the apron! Austyn then goes for the pin!

... One

... Two

... Th-No! lumberjack Keith Battle pulls Austyn out of the ring by the foot!


Tom Hartman: No! That should have been it, but Keith Battle pulled the tag champion out of the ring!

Dexter Finch: I guess you could say he “pulled his leg”? Haha! I made a funny Tom!

Battle pounds away at Austyn as long as he can until the face lumberjacks come flying around the ring to stop things, again meeting a stale mate with the heel lumberjacks as White jumps off the apron and rolls Austyn back into the ring and then Kaz comes flying around the ring and blasts White with a huge spear as the two initiate another team fight on the outside!. With Austyn in the ring, Bobbie gets up, setting Austyn for his Destroyer (Canadian Destroyer) and Amalu makes a blind tag off Bobbie’s back while Austyn big back body drops Bobbie out of it! Austyn rolls with the moment and goes for the Southern Injustice (omega driver), but gets nailed with a big boot from Amalu, the new legal man! Cobbs comes running into the ring, but it is no use as Amalu presses him into the air and tosses him over the ropes into the brawling group on the outside! Amalu then hoists Austyn up for Aloha From Hawaii (last ride) and drives Austyn into the mat, covering him for the pin!

... One

... Two

... Three!


Cordelia Stewart: Here are your winners, Oti Amalu, Jason White and Bobbie Tisdale!

The match is over, but the fight clearly isn’t as Ricky Tisdale and BB Damage continue to brawl as Bobbie Tisdale slides out of the ring and sets up a table behind them. Ricky cracks BB’s camera off BB’s head and then together, the South Texas Bulldogs double powerbomb BB through the table and Ricky gets in BB’s face as the camera can pick him up saying;

Ricky Tisdale: Gateway II! Time Limit Table Match!

Not far away on the outside, White is staggering to his feet from the battle with Shaw, Kaz, Yoshi, Cobbs and Jackson all laying in a pile on the outside while Keith Battle slides into the ring with the Rage tag team titles as him and Amalu hold them up over the body of the current tag champion, Austyn Hughes!

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***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE***
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We cut backstage, where a proud Leonard Luv is standing by with Vincent Delerious and Lazlo behind the two men, Laszlo seemingly like he has little interest in being there. Freddy Morris is reporting.

Freddy Morris: “Gentlemen, do you care to explain what happened at the start of our program?”

Luv yanks the mic from Freddy Morris and pushes him off camera.

Leonard Luv: “Urkel, clean your glasses off! The start of this show was but a mere example of what will happen to Justin Moreno if he keeps messing with me, keeps disrespecting me! The Gentlemen Of Fortune want to build themselves an army? Well good for them, but what that means is there’s nothing stopping The Luv Doctor from doing the exact same thing, but of course, doing it better. Moreno, you think you have what it takes to win this title from the Luv Doctor daddy-o? You must be hopped up on the same stuff that your drug addict slut wife is! Let me tell you something Justin; you pinning me... was a FLUKE! F-L-U-K-E. It means absolutely nothing. The truth is that you were never good enough to lace up Delerious' boots let alone take your mediocre career and stab him in the back. You want to show the world what the Jr. Heavyweights of EWS are capable of, but all you've managed to show me is how much the Jr. Heavyweights suck! This is my title and my division daddy-o. Maybe being a no-talent spot monkey works for you in the undercard, but it's not going to help you one damn bit when you go up against a REAL champion. I'm sure you hate me right about now because the truth hurts daddy-o, but that's alright because as we all know, without hate, there is no Luv!”

Delerious motions for the mic and Luv gladly hands it over. Delerious is rubbing his hands, looking mighty pleased with himself.

Vincent Delerious: ”That was glorious, wasn’t it? You know, everywhere I go it seems people want to know why Vincent Delerious chose Leonard Luv over the Gentlemen Of Fortune. It’s all rather simple really. Contrary to popular belief, Delerious is not a man who is all about money. The GoF, they had the dough, but what they lack is what Mr. Luv has in abundance, and that’s talent. Vincent Delerious goes where the talent is and it took me all of a micro second to be able to tell that Leonard Luv was a born champion, unlike those idiots. All the money in the world can't buy them talent, and speaking of talent, that’s something that Justin Moreno has been lacking his entire pathetic excuse for a career, and tonight, the mighty Deathstalker will put the final nail in the coffin, because what Vincent Delerious wants, he gets! Then after we're through destroying your miserable excuse for a career in the street fight tonight, that glorified circus entertainer Kumquat Kid will be the next man that has to be carted out of the arena on a stretcher at the hands of Deathstalker. Speaking of which, how do any of you brain-dead morons not get why I helped Leonard Luv take out Sentinel in the first place? Just like every former Rage champion before Luv, none of you were deserving of being a champion! All Sentinel did was drag down the value of the Rage title and EWS as a whole. What I see on the Rage roster is a bunch of arrogant snobs with more money than brains and circus freaks with more gimmicks than brains, and Sentinel was both of those. All he did was pollute the prestige that Luv brings to the Rage title, and what happens after we disposed of him? An even bigger insult to wrestling comes along in the form of Justin Moreno to go for the title. Mark my words, when we're through with all of you, you'll be so beaten and broken that Darius Jackson has no choice but to put me in charge so that I, Vincent Delerious, can hire a roster full of REAL talent!

Delerious and Luv share a laugh as we return to ringside.

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***ELSWHERE BACKSTAGE***
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We are backstage, where Mikey Mitchell is admiring himself in a full length mirror, a smug look on his face, taking some well placed selfies with his phone along the way.

Mikey Mitchell: “On the last Rage, some ugly little Asian man, I forget his name, was it Bogo or something? Taka? Who cares? Well he tried to rearrange my beautiful, beautiful face because he is jealous of my ravishing good looks, and can you blame him? Truth be told, this Rage roster is disgustingly hideous. All of these ugly people. Even the women here look more like Andre the Giant. Why wouldn't they envy the most handsome man that has ever set foot amidst these neanderthals of St. Louis? I think they are just afraid that my marvelous looks will take all the attention away from them- AHHHHH!”

Mitchell continues admiring himself in the mirror when a martial arts sai comes hurling through the air, shattering the mirror in front of Mikey as he jumps back and yelps as the crowd gasps. Mitchell is a mix of fear and anger as Togo Oni walks into the scene to a loud pop.

Togo Oni: “Do I have your attention now?

Mikey Mitchell: What is wrong with you?! You could have messed up my hair again Junichiro or whatever your name is! I'm too good looking to even be in the same room as you.

Togo Oni: Talk all you want Mitchell, but you have already disrespected me twice now. I offer you this one warning; learn to respect me now and save yourself some trouble because when next we meet, one way or another, Mitchell, you will be taught some respect, and with that teaching I assure you, you will NEVER forget my name.”

Mitchell looks in the broken mirror before backing away as Oni gives him an intense stare as the camera focuses in on Oni before fading to black.


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***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
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Einstein by Tech N9ne is playing. A few pyros blast off at the entrance as Billy Shaw walks out as he starts bouncing along and nodding to the song. It also has some of the fans hyped as they begin to jump to the song as Shaw sprints to the ring as he stops by the steel steps as he looks out towards the crowd. Shaw has a shirt that on the front reads " I believe " with the back of the shirt reading " That we will win " He yells out from the steps to the crowd and starts a thunderous “I believe we can win!” chant that looks to have the entire arena shaking! Then the heavy breathing of Billy Way is audible to the fans as the camera zooms in on the distortion picture of his face in the titantron as the song, "Dressed to Digress"(Nero remix) blares out of the speakers. As soon as the verse is heard, The Billy Way comes out of the curtains with a sadistic smile imprinted on his face. He starts running his fingers all over the curves of his body before pelvis thrusting. Billy licks his lips, anxious to get into the ring before dancing(yes dancing!) his way to the ring. Once he's close to the ring, he gets a running start and slides under the ropes like Edge before humping the mat. He then gets up and tries to "interact" with the referee and the announcer, both of them just pushing him away. Billy Shaw doesn’t seem phased by The Billy Way’s eccentric behavior as they get ready to start the match when....

"HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?"

The instrumental opening of P.O.D.s "Boom" rings through the arena as "Hoochiah" rings through the speakers as Danny De Vries pulls back the curtain and takes a few steps with a microphone in hand.

DDV: Hold up guys! I’ve been asked to come out and make an announcement on Commissioner Jackson’s behalf since he unfortunately isn’t feeling like coming out here right now. He wanted to congratulate the two of you and wish you luck as the winner of this match will get a shot at the High Octane title after the Gauntlet match at Gateway II.... that is if you guys can pass one more test that is. Darius said that he has entered one more person into this match to “test” you guys. (the audience starts cheering for DDV, causing him to smile and address them.) Sorry guys, It isn’t me (a small round of boos follow), but I’ll tell you what, it is a guy that I have tremendous respect for and a fellow who hasn’t been on Rage in well over half a year. Making his triumphant return to Rage, it is the EWS Jr. Heavyweight champion....

FEED MY FRANKENSTEIN!

The music blares out and Vincent walks out in combat shorts which are covered in throne bushes, the EWS Jr. Heavyweight title around his waist as he receives an amazing ovation for his surprise return to Rage. He gives DDV a high five as DDV walks to the back and then Thorn stands on the stage and looks up at the arena and the poses to the crowd in a Randy Orton like way. Vincent slowly walks down the ramp and enters the ring via the ring steps then via the middle rope, shaking hands with Billy Shaw as both of them make strange faces as The Billy Way is getting all giddy over the competition in this match.

Dexter Finch: Holy shnikeys! It’s Vincent Thorn! I thought he was dead!

Tom Hartman: He certainly is not dead, but he has been away from Rage for a long time and has since redeemed himself in EWS to become the Jr. Heavyweight champion. Hold on, I’m being told that if Thorn wins this match, neither Shaw or Way will receive a High Octane title shot. Looks like there are some very high stakes in this one, especially with the EWS Jr. Heavyweight champion in there testing their mettle.


MATCH 2 – High Octane Title #1 Contender Match
Billy Shaw vs. The Billy Way vs. Vincent Thorn
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The three men circle up getting ready for the match when....

Quote:
 

"I am the reason you watch this show. I am- (cut to static)"


Tom Hartman: This is now the second time in under an hour that this has hijacked our show! What is going on?

Dexter Finch: Maybe it’s ghosts? And maybe those ghosts like R. Kelly? Okay, I’m spooked now, and strangely feel like dancing too.

All three men are clearly distracted by the strange messages that are going on when suddenly The Billy Way howls into the air like a hyena like he loves to do and charges at Thorn, initiating the match! Thorn and Way trade bombarding punches back and forth while Shaw takes the opportunity to springboard off the ropes and dropkick the both of them. Billy Way gets up and grabs Shaw, pulling Shaw’s head between his legs and instead of pulling him up for a powerbomb, Way savors the moment with a look of elation until Thorn runs the ropes and nails him with a hard clothesline, sending Way outside the ring. Thorn turns his attention back to Shaw and goes for a DDT, but Shaw reverses into a hammerlock only for Thorn to roll out of it, pulling Shaw into a kneeling fireman’s carry and then a chinlock on the mat. Things take an unorthodox turn as Billy Way grabs Billy Shaw’s leg and yanks him out of the ring and away from Thorn, urging Thorn to take the fight to the outside. Thorn slides out of the ring and starts planting european uppercuts into Way’s jaw, but Way fights back by tackling Thorn to the ground- which turns out to be a mistake (sort of, considering Way likes to get manhandled) as Thorn instantly locks him in a guillotine choke out on the floor! When Shaw gets to his feet, he holds his fist up to the crowd as they start the “I believe we can win!” chant and Shaw does the amazing by jumping on the barricade and executing a corkscrew moonsault, sandwiching Way and Thorn against the ground!

This also gets a nice “Holy Shit” chant as Shaw rolls Way back into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle but Billy Way appears to be smarter than he acts as he drops on the top rope, causing Shaw to lose his footing and get crotched on the top turnbuckle, giving The Billy Way a chance to nail his Billion Dollar Kick (roundhouse kick) to Shaw as he sits on the turnbuckle, dazing Shaw as he climbs up onto the top turnbuckle and readies for a suplex- then Thorn slides into the ring and grabs Billy Way for a power bomb as Thorn powerbombs Way who vertical suplexes Shaw for a great tower of doom spot! Thorn goes for the pin on Way!

... One

... Two-Shaw breaks it up!


Thorn goes for a spinebuster on Shaw, but Shaw reverses it into a tornado DDT and then springoards for a flipping leg drop for the pin on Thorn!

.... One

... Two-No! Way breaks it up!


Way pulls Shaw up into the Simply Awesome Buster (sitout facebuster ) and then hits a painful double leg drop to the groin for a pin!

... One

... Two-No! Thorn breaks it up!


Tom Hartman: Excellent action from the Jr. Heavyweighs who are showcasing just how much they want a shot at the High Octane title, or even better, a chance to beat the current reigning EWS Jr. Heavyweight champion right here and now!

Thorn goes to grab Way for a DDT when suddenly Way grabs Thorn’s stomach for the Sexy Grip (vice grip) as gives an aroused smirk to Thorn who’s immediate reaction is to retaliate with a clothesline, but Way capitalizes with the psych-out tactic and hits the Nut Cracker (reverse atomic drop) and then ducks as he can sense Shaw running behind him and then Shaw vaults off Thorns’ back and whips Thorn across the ring with a hurricanrana! Thorn is sent rolling to the outside of the ring as Shaw and Way get up to continue, Shaw ducking a clothesline and springboarding at Way for a crossbody, but Way rolls through it into a powerslam position and goes for a swinging side slam, but Shaw reverses it into an armbreaker and then runs the ropes, nailing a cartwheel elbow smash to The Billy Way! Shaw continues to roll with momentum by hitting a superkick to the kneeling Way, keeling him back and leaving him open for a shining wizard! Shaw starts up his “I believe we can win!” chant with the crowd as he goes to climb the upper left corner! Meanwhile on the outside of the ring, Thorn is looking recovered and goes to slide back into the ring when- CRACK! He is nailed in the back of the head with a big time chair shot and the crowd erupts in shock!

Tom Hartman: Billy Shaw is looking to put this away and seal his #1 contendership- but wait! Who is that? A a man just jumped out of the crowd and attacked Vincent Thorn, but wait a minute! I recognize that face! It can’t be!

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Tom Hartman: It’s Hayden McClane! Yes it is him! What is he doing here?

Dexter Finch: Wait? How do you know this guy?

Tom Hartman: He was in a short lived promotion called Empire Pro Wrestling! As a matter of fact, he used to be on the same team as Vincent Thorn? What is going on?!

On the outside, Hayden McClane smirks and the audience responds in shock as he says to Thorn, “Remember me?” and then proceeds to slam the chair on Thorn several more times, while officials and security try to get McClane out of there. Meanwhile in the ring, Shaw takes flight for his 630 Senton- but crashes and burns as Way moves out of the way! Shaw took a lot of damage to his back as The Billy Way smiles devilishly and picks Shaw up, planting him deep into the mat The Billy Way (swinging reverse STO)! Way goes for the pin!

... One

... Two

... Three! ........ No! The referee is saying that Shaw has his leg on the rope!


Dexter Finch: YES! I BELIEVE WE CAN WIN! I BELIEVE-

Tom Hartman: Sit down and get off the table Dex! There is already enough commotion going on without you- wait Dex look out!

Dexter Finch: AHHHHH!

Dexter dives off the table as McClane grabs Thorn on the outside and whips him over the announce table! McClane is completely ignoring the officials and doesn’t hesitate to shove them away if they get too close and that gives Thorn a chance to shoulder thrust McClane back first into the ring apron, but too much damage has been done and McClane is too fresh as McClane grabs Thorn in a front chancery and drives vicious knees into Thorn’s face, courtesy of his MMA background, and then finishes his 15 Seconds of Hell by butterfly lifting Thorn into the air and then dropping him for a suspended codebreaker that seemingly knocks Thorn’s lights out! Meanwhile in the ring, the Billy Way isn’t phased by the fact that he didn’t get the pin on Shaw and pulls him into the corner, looking to have a little “fun” by charging in for a bronco buster, but Shaw moves out of the way causing Way to crash into the bottom turnbuckle! Way gets up when he can and stumbles towards the center of the ring to get flattened by a springboard wheel kick that catches him flush and knocks him out in the center of the ring, allowing Shaw to springboard off the ropes and twist in the air, nailing his Stuntin' 101 (Springboard corkscrew moonsault) in the center of the ring for the pin!

... One

... Two

... Three!


Cordelia Stewart: Here is your winner and the new High Octane #1 contender, Billy Shaw!

Tom Hartman: Billy Shaw has just won this hard fought #1 contender match, but it would appear that things are going from bad to worse here on the outside! Somebody get McClane out of here! He isn’t signed to Rage, is he?

The fans give a thunderous, “I Believe We CAN Win!" chant in response to Shaw’s victory, but attention is half drawn to McClane on the outside, who hasn’t stopped his brutal dissection of the EWS Jr. Heavyweight champion. McClane has spent the remainder of the match removing things from the top of the Spanish announce table and he pulls the almost limp Vincent Thorn on top of the table with him, hoisting him into the air and driving Thorn straight through the table with a sickening Irish Car Bomb (Ki Krusher)! Thorn looks to be totally out as McClane gets to his feet after the brutal assault and finally submits to security, but not before standing over Thorn to a chorus of boos and saying, “The Baddest Mother F*cker on the Planet is back Vinnie T!”
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***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE***
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We go backstage to fine resident ace reporter of mucho muchismo, Ricky Diamond and standing with him are Brandon Laux and Alex Hawke.

Ricky Diamond: Ricky Diamond here once again with another bearded interview of awesome sauce! Tonight my guests are Brandon Laux (still pronouncing it “Lox”) and Alex Hawke, resident conspiracy geeks and scholars on reptillian person biology. My first question for you boys is this; why does Alex here have such a fantastic beard and why don’t you goldy Laux?

Brandon Laux: Why you little-

Alex Hawke: Easy there Brandon. If you have any REAL questions, I suggest you ask them now. We don’t have the time to be patient with media scum.

Ricky Diamond: Media scum? I’ll have you know that I am the finest reporter this side of EWS! I ask the questions that people want to hear and that is how one cultivates a fine man grove such as this. But if you want to give everyone less entertaining news, why did you guys kidnap ol’ ratface James Galleon a couple weeks ago? I mean sure the guy is a pompous little brat who really should invest in some plastic surgery to make his face less ratty, but what do you have against him?

???: That’s what we’d like to know.

In steps a very irate James Galleon followed closely by Ambrose Ulysses Beaurregarde, Komodo and AUB’s bodyguard freeman.

Ricky Diamond: Hey speak of the rat devil himself! How’ve you been since I won your throne from you Jimmy Gilligan?

James Galleon: You had better watch your tongue knave! And you two (pointing to Laux and Hawke), I will make you pay dearly for kidnapping me a few weeks ago!

Alex Hawke: Oh yeah? People like you who’s business and financial status are the ones who control the world and manipulate it to your will! You have links to American business despite being British which means you have links that help you and other high-status people control the media, control government and control the knowledge that is being force fed to the masses! What we want is to take you down and to reveal you as the the manipulators that you are!

Brandon Laux: And to kick your asses back to your reptillian dimension where you belong!

AUB: That’s enuff! I ahm sick o’ hearin’ about you fools an’ yo conspiraceh theorems! You boys ahr jus’ jealous of th’ fact that you don’t have the ability or class to do what ya’alls want whenevah you want! And you Ricky or Ricahdo or whatevah your name is! You stay away from my Miss Jessie Rae ya hear? If I so much as see yo’ eyes glancin’ in her direction, I will rip ‘em out an’ mount them on my wall!

Ricky Diamond: (mocking AUB’s accent) Big words from a fat suthun’ chicken like yo self!

Just then, Jim the Sasquatch comes out from behind the camera grumbling as he stands in front of Ricky, Laux and Hawke while Freeman and Komodo step in front of Galleon and AUB.

James Galleon: We are tired of this mischief from all of you! At Gateway II, Ambrose, Komodo and myself challenge you three to a 6-man tag match! And we will beat you contemptible miscreants so badly that you will live in fear of the Gentlemen of Fortune! I swear it!

The Gentlemen of Fortune slowly back off as Ricky looks between the others and finally says:

Ricky Diamond: And I hereby declare that we shall forever be known as the Brothers Everywhere Allied with Ricky Diamond! B.E.A.R.D.! Who’s with me?

Ricky holds his hand in the center, looking for the others to join him, but Laux and Hawke just shake their head and walk off while Jim is the only one to put his hand in the middle.

Ricky Diamond:
Well those guys are party poopers.


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***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
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“Fire It Up” by Black Label Society kicks in, and "Juggernaut" Josh Hominick walks out from the back, wearing his black and white, double strapped singlet tights with his trademark white skull with Devil Horns pictured on the front. He’s also wearing a black motorcycle vest, with the same emblem on the back. With a roll of black tap, he finishes his taping of his wrists right there on the ramp, before tossing the roll into the crowd. He walks straight to the ring, never taking his eyes off of it. Hominick grabs a microphone as soon as he gets in the ring.

Josh Hominick: I’m only going to say this once: Deacon Black, get your ass out here NOW! I’m tired of you running away, so face me face to face, mano y mano if you’ve got the balls to call yourself a pro wrestler!

Hominick paces back and forth for several seconds when ‘Welcome To The Maquerade’ by Thousand Foot Krutch kicks in and out walks Deacon Black, not dressed to wrestle, but in a fancy suite with a mic to accompany.

Deacon Black: If “I’ve got the balls”? Is that all a big ape like you can say? Why do I need to prove anything to you? You’re the one who should prove that you deserve to be in the same ring as me! I’m not going to soil my hands facing a hard-headed neanderthal like you who seems to be too stupid to grasp how outclassed he is! But if it’s a fight you want....

Suddenly Komodo rushes in behind Hominick, looking to get the drop on it but Hominick has learned this trick already and turns around to catch the big bruiser with a AA spinebuster to a nice pop from the crowd! Deacon walks down to the ring with a look of disgust after seeing that Hominick saw right through his little trick as Deacon walks over to the referee and tells him to ring the bell!


MATCH 3 –
Josh Hominick vs. Komodo
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Tom Hartman: Well it looks like Hominick vs. Komodo is being made official and I am impressed by the fact that Hominick saw that trick coming! It looks like Deacon is becoming a bit predicatable with his tactics.

Dexter Finch: Like how Dexter fares with the ladies oh yeah!

Tom Hartman: They never give you a chance do they?

Dexter Finch: (sounding deflated now) No.... no they don’t.

The slugfest begins with Hominick wailing on Komodo but eventually Komodo succeeds in shoving Hominick off of him after hitting a headbutt to the bridge of the nose but the two big bulls then roll to their feet and lock up. They shove each other around the ring until Komodo shoves Hominick away and goes for a rebounding shoulder block, but Hominick doesn’t move! Komodo looks amused as Hominick does the same, but Komodo doesn’t move either! These guys are pretty evenly matched as both men go rebounding off opposite sides of the ring this time and go for a shoulder block buy Hominick instead catches Komodo with a big time spear! Hominick then begins to demonstrait his strength by back drop lifting Komodo and then dropping him with a neck breaker and then running the ropes and blasting Komodo in the face with a thrust kick to the face! Hominick makes sure to point to Deacon who is standing outside the ring yelling at him to make sure he knows this demonstration is meant for him and then turns back towards Komodo only to be rushed into the ropes and nailed with a stiff forearm, followed by a clothesline that dumps Hominick out to the floor right in front on Deacon! Deacon makes sure to get down into Hominick’s face to talk trash, but Hominick gets ahold of his suite jacket to a nice pop from the crowd but before he can deal any damage, Komodo jumps off the apron with a clubbing double ax handle right between Hominick’s shoulder blades.

With Deacon once again at a safe distance admonishing the referee for allowing Hominick to lay a hand on him like that, Komodo goes to work on the other big bull driving Hominick back first into the corner post and then looping around, looking to clobber him with a meaty lariat, but Hominick ducks, causing Komodo to crash into the corner post and then he runs in and nails Komodo with a big Meat-Hook lariat of his own! Komodo drops to his knees and Hominick pulls him up and slams him full force into the floor with a vertical suplex that drops the big man like an anvil! By this point, the referee’s count has started.

4!


Deacon again gets too close for comfort and in retaliation, Hominick runs and full force kicks the stairs with a loud BANG that causes the top part of the stairs to flip over and startled the hell out of Deacon! With Deacon again running distraction, Komodo charges at Hominick and levels him with an STO that would make him regret his loss of focus at Komodo slams the back of his head down on the bottom half of the stairs to a loud groan from the crowd!

5!

6!

Deacon isn’t looking to cost Hominick a win this time as he orders Komodo to lift the top half of the stairs, intending to crush Hominick!


Dexter Finch: He’s going to squash him like a lady bug! But Hominick is more like a man-bug!

Tom Hartman: He’s going to get disqualified and probably injure this young man! Stop this!

7!

Despite referee admonishment, Komodo drives the stairs viciously down at Hominick- but only hits the other half of the stairs as Hominick barely manages to roll away! The stairs CRASH to the floor with several loud sounds as everyone is quite aware of how lucky Hominick was to dodge that and before Komodo can react further, Hominick charges at him with a full-tilt Star Struck (three point stance spear)!

8!


It takes Hominick a moment to dead lift Komodo to his feet and to roll him into the ring, but he does so successfully before making a gesture that says Deacon is a dead man and then rolls into the ring and rebounds off the ropes, nailing Komodo dead in the face with his Toothless yakuza kick! Komodo drops from his knee to the mat and Hominick goes for the pin!

(... One)

(...Two)

(... Three!)


.... but there is no count as the crowd is in an uproar over the fact that Deacon Black is now on the apron- and he has the referee flailing in a cobra clutch! When Hominick notices, Deacon drops the hurt referee and begins to run around the outside of the ring with Hominick giving chase! They run all the way up the ramp and to the back and a few moments later, Hominick returns.... crawling back out to the ramp! When Deacon returns as well, he is being followed by James Galleon, Ambrose Ulysses Beaurregarde and Charles Williams, the first two wielding chairs as they slam them mercilessly on Hominick’s back and then drag the big man back to the ring!

Tom Hartman: Oh no! It was a trap! Damn the Gentlemen of Fortune! Those snakes!

The four main members of the Gentlemen of Fortune roll Hominick into the ring and hold him up while Deacon grabs Hominick by the chin, spitting insults at him and then slapping him right across the face, which causes Hominick to come back alive and try to attack, but he is quickly placated by a hard chair shot to the back of the head by AUB! At Deacon’s command, they push Hominick straight into a codebreaker from Deacon that lays the big man out on the mat- but Deacon isn’t done yet! Deacon locks in his Fade to Black on Hominick in the center of the ring but what he doesn’t notice is that DDV, Acer Stone, Sebastian Jankowski, Brandon Laux, Alex Hawke and Ricardo Diamondo all come running down to the ring to chase the other three GoF members off! When Deacon realizes this and lets go of the hold, he realizes how screwed he is and tries to bargain his way out, but the guys take turns punching him back and forth until DDV launches him over the ropes at the feet of the other Gentlemen of Fortune! The Gentlemen of Fortune begin to back up swearing revenge against the Sons of Rage as the Sons of Rage get out of the ring and make sure they can’t come back while Acer goes to revive the referee.

While this is going on, Komodo slowly gets to his feet and pulls Hominick up, looking to hit the Thug 4 Hire (chokeslam backbreaker), but somehow Hominick powers Komodo’s hand away from his throat and then does the unthinkable by lifting Komodo into the air and driving him into the mat with the Juggernaut Press Slam! Hominick is looking a bit worse for wear, but he covers Komodo as the referee crawls in for the count!

... One

... Two

... Three!


Cordelia Stewart: Here is your winner, Josh Hominick!

Hominick’s fellow Sons of Rage slide back into the ring and congratulate him as he points to Deacon who is up on the ramp, giving a cut throat gesture indicating that he’s next!

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***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE***
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We cut backstage, where Freddy Morris is standing by, fixing his glasses.

Freddy Morris: “Ladies and gentlemen, the EWS Woman’s Ch-“

Freddy is pushed too the ground by reigning EWS Woman’s Champion, Ambiance. While this draws some boos, there’s also some cheers, almost like the feeling the old Ambiance is back.

Ambiance: “Freddy if I told you once, I told you a thousand times, unless you’re going to do something useful like get me a stiff drink or something to eat, get the FUCK out of my way!!”

Freddy scurries off, as Ambiance breathes heavy, fuming as she looks at her championship then straight ahead.

Ambiance: “There’s something I need to off my chest, right here, right now. There’s this bullshit notion floating around this shithole that I’ve lost a step, that I’ve become soft, that I’ve become something other than who the hell I am, who the hell I’ve always been. Let me make this perfectly clear to you bitchcakes all over this fuckin’ company, if you think for one a second that there’s an “old” Ambiance versus a “new” Ambiance, then let me be the first to tell you all that THE BITCH OF OLD NEVER LEFT!”

Ambiance begins playing with her hair, that all too familiar far off/psycho look on her face.

Ambiance: “And what that means is no one is safe. People want to know why I’ve been quiet as of late about this whole Cailin Dillon thing, and the fact is I think I speak for everybody when I say we’re sick of this shit. Sick of your inflated ego to match those fake ass tits of yours, sick of you trying to be in the same league as me when you’re nothing but a blip on the radar, not even a chapter of my storied career, and sick of us fighting because we all know, at the end of it all, what’s going to happen, Dillon. You go back to screwing farm animals, or Marco Cruze, same thing really, selling your loose bits on some street corner in Texas, and I, I continue doing what I do best, being THE ICON in women’s wrestling here in EWS.”

Ambiance holds her championship close to the camera.

Ambiance: “But that’s the problem with you, Cailin, you just don’t get it, you never learn, no matter how many times I put you in your place. Right now you’ve tied yourself to a sinking ship known as Elite, but you know what, Cailin, when I drop you on your head, again, you’ll go down with the ship, nothing more than the failure you’ve always been, and it really will be something that couldn’t have happened to a nicer lesbo loser like yourself. As for me, I’ll stand right here with this, telling you, telling this camera asshole, telling the whole world that it was glorious, oh so glorious. SO FUCKING DELICIOUS!”

Ambiance tosses the mic down and exits with a smirk.



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***ELSEWHERE BACKSTAGE***
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We open in catering, where Charles Williams, the High Octane Title slung over his right shoulder, is selecting a packet of tea to place in his cup and does so.

Charles Williams: “Pitiful selection, but this will do.”

Williams turns and almost bumps right into the smiling Acer Stone, who enjoys the fact the startled Williams has spilled some of his prized tea on his shirt as well as his championship.

Acer Stone: “Ooh, man, that sucks. Hope you can get that stain off your shirt, as well as that championship. Man, no respect for that title, I see.”

Williams is wiping off his shirt and the title, all the while with a HIGHLY disgruntled scowl on his face.

Charles Williams: “Do you have any real purpose of being here, minus being a horrible comedian who doesn’t know how to watch where he’s bloody well going?!

Acer Stone: “I’m just here to remind you, come time for that gauntlet, I’m going to shock the world again and take back what’s mine.”

Charles Williams: “Oh, is that right? Well that’s a lovely theory and all, but more and more every day, you pathetic little nobody, people are forgetting you were ever champion at all. I’ll be sure to keep it that way.”

Before Stone can reply, Williams goes for a packet of sugar and is greeted by the smirking face of Sebastian Jankowski.

Sebastian Jankowski: “Sugar? No, I take my coffee straight thank you. Oh and real men don’t drink tea, by the way.”

Charles Williams: “Another ignoramus with nothing smart to say.”

Sebastian Jankowski: “Oh, but I do. Say you do get by my friend Acer here, which you haven’t really been able to do without a little help, being the sneaky little bastard you are, but if you do, don’t blink, because you might miss me, taking that title from you!”

Williams now looks from side to side, getting ever more agitated.

???: “Ahem.”

The camera pans as the crowd pops for the emerging DDV, who bumps fists with Acer Stone and nods over to Seb.

DDV: “Now I’m not the kind of guy for bad news. In fact, I hate it, but the truth is guys, whoever ends up being champion after our pal Sebastian here hits the ring, well, chances are, they won’t be champion for much longer, because the final test in our gauntlet match, well, it just so happens to be me. So good luck out there.”

DDV turns, but then doubles back.

DDV: “Oh except for you, Captain Lipton, no one likes your sorry ass.”

DDV exits, Seb and Acer each taking a turn slapping Williams hard on the shoulder, almost knocking the tea from his hand, as Williams looks down at his title, then straight ahead, an intense glare forming on his face.


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***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
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The music to “Tornado” by Little Big Town begins with a video background of rain and a tornado with letters spinning around. The twister spins through and spells out “Cailin Dillon” and she confidently struts out. "... weighing 115 lbs, from Dallas, Texas... here is.... CAILIN DILLON!" She pumps her right fist in the air as the crowd gives her a reaction of mostly boos as she walks to the ring and retrieves a microphone.

Tom Hartman: For months it seems, Cailin has teased her involvement with Elite under the premise of some sort of deal she has with Marco Cruze. From the sound of it, now is time to air their dirty laundry for all to see, so what could this deal between them possibly entail?

Dexter Finch: Maybe they had a deal that if Cailin wasn’t champion by now, she’d have to kiss Dexter Finch! Oh man I can’t wait!

Tom Hartman: Keep dreamin’ buddy.

Cailin Dillon: It’s time to settle Marco, so come on down here.

“Money” by Pink Floyd begins to play as out walks Marco Cruze looking somewhat troubled as he is followed by a still defeated looking Venus, Rain Singh and the EWS World Woman’s Tag champions, the Sisters of Salvation, who look like they couldn’t care less what this is about. They all enter the ring as Marco gets a mic as well as they begin to discuss.

Marco Cruze: Cailin, surely there must be some other way-

Cailin Dillon: Can it Marco! You made a promise to me when I began to help you a couple months ago and if you don’t come through, I’ll drop you where you stand! Now it’s time to tell the world what our little deal was all about, so I think it would be best if they hear it from you yourself.

Marco Cruze: -sigh- Alright. It’s true, me and Ms. Dillon had arranged a deal a couple months ago. She would cover Elite’s back and in return, I would make sure to help get her the title shots that she has been looking for for months....

Cailin Dillon: And?

Marco Cruze:... And I sort of made one more part in the bargain for her to agree to it; she would become an official member sponsored by Elite Entertainment Enterprises.... that is if she could beat a current Elite member for their spot.

The crowd pops as Cailin starts to speak again.

Cailin Dillon: And you know what that means? Tonight I’m cashing in and I am going to be an official member of Elite when all is said and done! So choose Marco; which member of Elite is going to be a former member when I’m through with them tonight?

Marco defeatedly looks over the original four members, Venus, Rain, Kendra and Sierra. He then looks over to Rain and says, “I’m sorry...” before pointing to Venus to the shock of the crowd and Elite themselves!

Marco Cruze: Your opponent tonight is Venus....

Rain is visibly freaking out and yelling at Marco about what the hell he is thinking and she even tries to get the Sisters of Salvation on her side, but the Sisters just shrug it off and exit to the outside of the ring to watch this whole thing play out. Rain sneers at Cailin and exits next while Venus looks at Marco like a big sad puppy that has just been left in the rain by its owner as Cailin settles up confidently and the bell rings!

MATCH 4 – Loser Leaves Elite
Cailin Dillon vs. Venus
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Cailin is looking on top of her game, whereas Venus however is trying to summon some confidence, but her once feared status as the giant of the division that she is has been shaken straight to the core by the fact that she has lost very important matches in recent times. Cailin ducks and weaves in and out of battle as Venus continuously lunges for her, her attack pattern being slow and predicatable in its current state as Venus can’t seem to catch Cailin while Cailin continues to peck at Venus’ weakened knees with stiff kicks whenever she gets a moment to. One particularly powerful kick smacks off Venus’ knee, causing her to yelp in pain and fall to one knee, giving Cailin a chance to punt her in the face! On the outside, Marco looks very concerned while the Rain is pacing around like a hyena just waiting to intervene, but Marco tells her to stay back. The Sisters of Salvation watch intently but show little emotion as inside the ring Cailin pulls Venus by the hair into a flurry of rapid fire knee strikes to the face and slams Venus face down into the mat mercilessly!

Tom Hartman: I thought it was shocking when Venus was defeated by Taylor Grace and Meghan Cross not long ago, but I am even more astounded by the fact that Cailin is seemingly making short work of the former longest reigning Goddess champion! I never thought I’d see the day when Venus was being massacred like this!

Dexter Finch: That’s it Mrs. Finch #2! Slay the big scary giant lady who just so happens to be more like a big puppy now! Awww, now I don’t want her to hurt Venus because I like big puppies and speaking of puppies, how big do you think Venus’ bra size is?

Cailin goes back in with Venus trying to make her feet with the aid of the ropes and Venus fires off a desperation crescent kick to get Cailin to relent, but it has the opposite effect as Cailin catches Venus’ leg and smashes it down on her own knee causing that knee that has been targeted for roughly a year now to buckle as Venus is feeling the damage and barely manages to shove Cailin away with her giant hand in desperation. Cailin comes back with a front dropkick straight to Venus’ knee causing Venus to fall face first to the mat in pain and giving Cailin a chance to climb the nearest turnbuckle. Cailin waits for Venus to get up and dives at her for a clothesline-but Venus catches her by the throat which surprisingly gets Venus a few sympathetic cheers amidst the general sea of boos! Venus hoists Cailin high into the air and then slams her thunderously to the mat with a chokeslam before flopping down on her for the pin!

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... Two-No! Marco reluctantly decides to put Cailin’s foot on the rope and the crowd is shocked!

Venus just looks utterly betrayed as she stares at Marco, knowing full well what he had just done! Even the small amount of momentum that Venus had built is gone now as she leans over the ropes as if to question Marco as to why he helped Cailin when Marco responds to the look Venus is giving him by saying, “sorry doll, it’s just business.” When Venus turns around, Cailin catches her with a vicious Eyes of Texas (superkick), causing Venus to wobble down to one knee! Cailin then shoots for the Eyes of Texas again and nails it, causing Venus to drop the other knee and fall forward and with that, Cailin grabs Venus by the head and drives her mercilessly into the mat with the Texas Twister (twist of fate)! Venus goes down and doesn’t seem to have the will to continue as Cailin gets the pin!


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... Two

... Three!


Cordelia Stewart: Here is your winner, Cailin Dillon!

Cailin’s music plays again as she sits up with a smirk and Rain freaks out on the outside while Marco slowly nods in acceptance.

Tom Hartman: I can’t believe it! Cailin has not only conquered the giant, but she has decimated her! Venus has been kicked out of Elite by Cailin Dillon! This is utterly unbelievable!

Dexter Finch: I know! The giant is dead everybody! Rejoice!

Tom Hartman: Elite was set for an 8-woman tag match coming up next, so what is going to happen with that now?


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The camera fades in with completle darkness as growls and chain rattles are heard shortly followed by a loud man shouting.

???: Dammit! Why won't you listen to me you damn ape!

The camera comes around a corner and is stopped by Fenrir as the camera instantly pans around until the camera then is facing Umbra. All of a sudden the voice of Lazslo Oprea is heard from behind Fenrir.

Lazslo Oprea: Fenrir! Umbra! Down boys. I wanted the camera to come here. I think it's time we shock the world.

The two back down as the camera turns to face Lazslo Oprea with someone chained to a wall with a black hood over his face. Around the man chained to the wall is a bunch of fishheads and spines almost up to the tail some of them even appeared to be chewed on. Lazslo Oprea walks up as Fenrir and Umbra appear behind him as every so often we hear the sound of the rattling chains. Oprea speaks.

Lazslo Oprea: So many people have asked me why I have made what appears to be an alliance with Vincent Delerious and Leonard Luv. Well to be honest that's just a good solid business decision, however my ambitions don't end with them. You see it's just the first step in showcasing my impressive abilities and becoming the greatest monster tamer in all the world.

Oprea laughs as the man chained up lunges forward and growls loudly. Oprea turns around as Fenrir and Umbra hold the man back against the wall. As Oprea turn around and smacks the man in the gut with a cane and it only seems to make him lunge forward more.

Lazslo Oprea: You see what I have been doing over the past few years has been amassing Monster in the world of wrestling. I have Fenrir, I have Umbra, and I am currently taming THE DEATHSTALKER!

With that Oprea rips off the hood to reveal Deathstalker

Deathstalker


Deathstalker lunges forward but is stopped short because of Fenrir and Umbra holding him back as he is almost face to face with Lazslo Oprea, growling at the claimed monster tamer. Lazslo just lift a fish head above Deathstalker's reach with the way he is being chained. Lazslo gets a wicked little grin on his face, as he drops it and turns away as he speaks looking back at the camera.

Lazslo Oprea: TONIGHT! You Bafoon, you eat fish heads, until you learn to heed my words Deathstalker and not attack me or your brothers you will continue to eat fish heads. While your brothers, Fenrir and Umbra eat like the Monsters that they are. Dinner boys!

Fenrir and Umbra let go of Deathstalker who drops and begins to chew away at the fresh fish head on the ground while the camera pans up to show two plates of thick cut Medium Rare T-Bone Steaks. The two monsters each take a plate and start eating while Lazslo continues to walk as the camera focuses in on him.

Lazslo Oprea: What you have just witnessed tonight EWS UNIVERSE! Is the birth of a six month journey through ASW and now Rage, and as you bear witness to this creation in wrestling like none have ever seen. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to... Lazslo Oprea's Monsters Ball! After tonight no one will be safe from the chaos my Monsters Ball will bring.

Oprea chuckles deeply and it almost sounds sinister and evil as the camera fades to...


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MATCH 5 –
Cailin Dillon/Rain Singh/Sisters of Salvation vs. Ambiance/Meghan Cross/Daughters of Darkness
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We come back from commercial to see Rain Singh, Marco Cruze and Cailin Dillon all arguing amongst themselves while Kendra and Sierra wait in anticipation of their opponents.

Tom Hartman: Well we’re back from commercial folks and just a few minutes ago we witnessed the unthinkable when Cailin Dillon defeated Venus and stole her spot in Elite. Venus was set to compete in an 8 woman tag match right now, but officials have helped her out of the arena and it would appear that Cailin has also taken her spot in this match as well.

Dexter Finch: Who would have thought Mrs. Finch #2 would be able to beat the scary monster Venus like that? I’m so proud of you Mrs. Finch #2!

As soon as “Daughters of Darkness” hits, Gemini skips out happily while Blaze walks out, playing with her lighter- that is until Kendra and Sierra immediately slide out of the ring and make a b-line straight for them! Kendra starts to brawl up on the stage with Gemini as Blaze fights it out with Sierra Starr when with Kendra and Sierra getting the early advantage until....

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"(static) will show up. [static] will dominate, and [static] will put everyone to shame."


Kendra and Sierra look around after hearing this, giving Gemini and Blaze the chance to start fighting back against them!

Dexter Finch: It looks like R. Kelly isn’t finished yet.

Tom Hartman: And here I thought that this may have been for that McClane fellow from earlier when these stopped for a bit. Still, who are these from and why are they interrupting matches like this?

While the two tag teams are brawling about up near the entrance, the lights flash quickly from pink to teal as "The Haunted" by Memphis May Fire begins to play with smoke billowing from the stage, we see Meghan Cross bust out of the curtain upon hearing the opening screams of the song, only to see Rain now come flying up the ramp towards her! And just like that the third pair of ladies are brawling and the EWS Woman’s title #1 contender Cailin is left alone in the ring just waiting for her final opponent to come out! The opening chords of "What You Want" by Evanescence kicks in as dark purple strobelights pulse, wave, and flicker. Ambiance emerges from the back with her EWS World Woman’s title secured around her waist! Unlike the others, Cailin simple motions and screams for Ambiance to come down and take it to her in the ring and Ambiance smirks a bit and moves down the ramp when Meghan Cross shoves Rain Singh into her path by happenstance and Ambiance jumps into the air and drives Rain’s face into her knees with the Shattered Dollhouse (codebreaker) for what might be the thousandth time in her career! Ambiance casually walks down the ramp to the ring to meet Cailin as Kendra takes off chasing after Gemini and disappearing somewhere into the back while out Sierra takes the advantage on Blaze and attempts to lock her in the Queen of Mean (sharpshooter) up on the stage! Then to make things that much crazier, Meghan Cross has pulled Rain up on the ramp, but Rain lets out a hellacious scream and tackles Meghan Cross straight off the ramp into the stage pit!

Tom Hartman: Oh my god! Rain and Cross just went flying into the stage pit! Sierra is about to put Blaze into a submission up on the stage and Gemini and Kendra have simply disappeared!

Dexter Finch: Oh my god! We’re about to witness Mrs. Finch #1 vs. Mrs. Finch #2!

And just like that, Ambiance drops her title and slides into the ring and the referee calls for the bell with two legal women now in the ring! Ambiance and Cailin immediately go after each other to the roar of the crowd and start trading huge punches back and forth and Ambiance changes her tactics by spitting straight into Cailin’s face, causing the enraged blonde bombshell to take a more vicious swing at the champion but Ambiance catches her for a norther lights suplex! Meanwhile up on the stage, Sierra was never able to lock in her submission as Blaze currently has pulled her down and is trying to lock an an STF counter, but Sierra elbows out of it and then both roll to their feet and when Blaze goes to hit Sieera with a forearm or something, Sierra kicks her in the gut and drives her straight into the stage with an impaler DDT! Blaze looks totally out as Sierra then stumbles her way back to the ring, holding her head and leg from the fight while EMTs rush out to check on the women that are/were brawling around the stage. Back in the ring, Ambiance is getting the advantage over the newest official Elite member with a german suplex and then a whip to the lower right corner (what would be Elite’s corner) followed by chops and mudhole stomps. Eventually Sierra runs across the apron and slams the unsuspecting Ambiance by the hair to smash her face against the top turnbuckle and then she tags herself in off Cailin without really giving a damn that they are on the same team.

Tom Hartman: There is so much history between these ladies that dates back to even before EWS. I don’t think the ladies of Elite even much care for each other let alone their opponents.

We next get a glimpse of backstage via the jumbo tron where Gemini is full-on sprinting backstage, tossing tables, carts a variety of other backstage equipment in Kendra’s path as Kendra barrels after her, the two shouting back and forth.

Kendra Rayne: When I get my hands on you I am going to ring your f*cking neck!

Gemini: Do you kiss your motha with that mouth?

The two continue running around the backstage area as we can see now what is going on in the stage pit as Rain and Meghan have both effectively shoved away the EMTs and are trading bludgeoning fists back and forth as they battle towards an equipment table reminiscent of the time that Meghan caused Rain to plummet from the audience section down onto equipment tables below with Rain viciously raking Meghan’s eyes to get the advantage followed by a sickening running one handed bulldog on a pile of crates! Back in the ring, Sierra throws Ambiance with a gutwrench suplex to the center of the ring followed by a rear chin lock that she turns into a rear naked choke as Ambiance is starting to lose consciousness! Cailin demands for Sierra to let her into the match to finish it, but Sierra doesn’t care as the referee raises Ambiance’s arm- it drops! He raises it again- it drops again! He raises it a third time, but no! Cailin drags Ambiance’s leg to the ropes!

Dexter Finch: That’s right! Team up my many wives of the future!

Tom Hartman: What is Cailin doing? Does defeating Ambiance mean so much to her that she is willing to sacrifice a possible victory for her team to get it?

Even Marco Cruze is questioning Cailin as Sierra gets up and shouts at her, but Cailin insists that she is going to finish Ambiance and eventually flashes Sierra the ‘talk to the hand’ gesture, irritating Sierra further! Out on the stage, suddenly Gemini comes bolting back down the ramp followed by Kendra Rayne but then Kendra is suddenly speared almost out of her boots by Blaze up on the stage! Sierra sees what is happening up near the ramp and Cailin suddenly blind tags herself in again! Sierra looks at her with some animosity before sliding out of the ring and going back after Gemini who is jumping around taunting Kendra while Blaze attempts to lock Kendra in the Raging Flames (crippler crossface). Back in the stage pit, Rain is on top of Meghan who is on top of the crates and throwing forearm shivers down at her with an insane look in her eyes until Meghan shoves Rain off hard onto the concrete floor! Rain attempts to lunge back in at her but Meghan gets an aggressive and angry look on her face as she suddenly hits OW! Fuck! My Jaw! (stiff open handed slap followed by a brutal uruken spinning back fist) and Rain hits the ground hard!

In the ring, Cailin reenters and starts to beat down on Ambiance who almost passed out at the hands of Sierra with a single knee facebreaker into a double underhook suplex and then a running neck snap! With Ambiance down on the mat, Cailin ascends the nearest turnbuckle and flies for a big time moonsault- but Ambiance rolls out of the way and Cailin crashes! Up on the ramp, Sierra comes to Kendra’s aid by blasting the unsuspecting Gemini in the face with the Starry Knight bicycle kick so hard that Gemini gets knocked off the ramp to the pit area below- and more importantly, Gemini starts to convulse on the ground again, indicating what is usually the start of her personality switch! Sierra then breaks up Blaze’s submission finisher as Kendra screams out in pain and slams Blaze back first on the ramp with a snap powerslam! Back in the ring, Ambiance and Cailin are crawling back to their feet and Ambiance goes for the Shattered Dollhouse (codebreaker), but Cailin catches her and reverses it into a texas cloverleaf! Ambiance is struggling on the mat, screaming in agony!


Tom Hartman: Cailin has the champion locked in! She just might make her submit before their title match in a couple of weeks!

Dexter Finch: I’m so conflicted! Which Mrs. Finch should I cheer for?

Tom Hartman: Would you give the ‘Mrs. Finch’ stuff a rest Dex?

Dexter Finch: You’re just jealous Tom.

Down in the stage pit, Meghan is trying to make her way back to the ramp to help her teammates, but Rain ends up screaming like a banshee for her Rebellion bicycle kick, but Meghan sidesteps her and Rain gets Caught in the Crossfire (cut throat double knee facebreaker)! On the ramp Sierra has now pulled Blaze to her feet and holds her in a full nelson while the angered Kendra blasts Blaze in the stomach with sharp punches until Gemini- having switched to her more vicious personality- returns from the stag pit and blasts Sierra with a superkick, causing her to drop Blaze! Then Kendra goes to tackle Dark Gem, but Dark Gem instead catches her and drives her face first into the ramp with the Mind Snap (tiltawhirl DDT)! Back in the ring, Ambiance struggles and eventually gets to the ropes and Cailin can’t believe it! Cailin then measures up the champion for the Eyes of Texas (superkick), but Ambiance counters out of nowhere by grabbing her leg, spinning the #1 contender around and then jumping into the air and driving Cailin’s face into her knees with the Shattered Dollhouse (codebreaker)! Ambiance goes for the pin!

... One

... Two

... Three!


Cordelia Stewart: Here are your winners, the team of Ambiance, Meghan Cross and the Daughters of Darkness!

Marco is freaking out as his newest full-time representative of Elite was just beaten as Ambiance points to him and says “I am going to end Elite if it’s the last thing I f*cking do you f*cking hobbit! The Daughters of Darkness check on each other for injuries up on the ramp, particularly concerning to Blaze is Gemini’s personality shift to ‘Dark Gem’. The Sisters of Salvation and Rain Singh also lay out in the stage pit and on the ramp as Meghan climbs back onto the stage and raises her fist over Rain while Ambiance retrieves her EWS World Woman’s title and raises it high as she stands over her next challenger, Cailin Dillon!


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We open up in the locker room of “The Kumquat Kid” Ryan Lewis, which looks to be a mix of a regular locker room and that of a child’s room. A full size Super Hang On arcade bike sits there, along with a random ball pit, and an even more random bounce house. There sits Ryan Lewis, looking downtrodden, his friends Dunk and Little Quat nearby.

Kumquat Kid: “Guys, I don’t know about this whole Deathstalker business. I mean, if I don’t watch it out there, I could get maimed, brutalized, pulverized even!”

Little Quat says something in gibberish, Ryan rubs his chin.

Kumquat Kid: “Well, you are right, Little Quat, at least he won’t put me in one of those Nutri-Bullet things and turn me into a smoothie. Everyone knows dark, brooding characters who hide under really big cheese cloths don’t like fruit smoothies. I applaud your deductive reasoning. But seriously, I could end up in a wheelchair, unable to play games with my son when he gets older. No football, no basketball, no Parcheesi.”

Dunk: “Nobody plays Parcheesi anymore, man.”

Kumquat Kid: “Yes they do. Classy parents like me, who wear smoker’s jackets and smoke bubble pipes for no good reason do. I heard the Great Gatsby used to play Parcheesi.”

Dunk: “Um, wasn’t he that weird dude that stared out the window of his house for all hours? Didn’t he also sink the Titanic and turn Kate Winslet into an old lady?”

Kumquat Kid: “Ok, so no Parcheesi.”

Dunk: “Listen, man, you need to channel your inner Sentinel, well, minus the dressing up like the Cryptkeeper and pointing at people. But you need to be that heroic dude, because if you don’t, more of your friends are going to get hurt if you don’t stop, um, can’t we just call them The Big Meanie and The Little Meanie?”

Ryan takes a deep breath and stands up in the bounce house, almost knocking Little Quat over.

Kumquat Kid: “You’re right, Dunk! For Mom, baseball, and little cocktail weenies, I must dam up The Big Meanie and Little Meanie before they do damage to this, our own personal North Waste. Besides, those two are spootheads. Eh.”

The trio begin exiting the bounce house, but not before Little Quat says something else.

Kumquat Kid: “Yeah, yeah, Little Quat, I know, that’s enough Angry Beavers references for one segment.”

More Little Quat gibberish.

Kumquat Kid: “What do you mean it’s 2014 and no one is going to get a 17 year old joke? Retro is in, Little Quat, retro is in!”

We see Ryan’s arms flailing in protest as we are fixed on the bounce house before returning to ringside.

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We open with Darius Jackson pacing in the ring as “Cochise” by Audioslave fades out. Jackson looks about ready to explode.

Darius Jackson: “Corman!!! You asshole!! I know you’re out there watching. You took something that was just supposed to be business, friendly competition between two businessmen, and you made it so personal I WANT TO BREAK YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN’ NECK!!

Tom Hartman: “We apologize folks, our Commish has definitely been under a lot of stress since the attack on his nephew, Ajax.”

Dexter Finch: “I love it when Darius goes ape shit. Ape shit? I meant ape poop, sorry censors.”

Darius Jackson: “So help me God, Corman, I see you or your goons anywhere near my nephew, my family, anybody who has anything to do with me, and you WON’T like what will happen next!”

Suddenly the Jumbo-Tron lights up to see the smirking face of Steve Corman.

Steve Corman: “Oh I won’t? Well that’s all a matter of opinion really, and trust me, Jackson, it’s obvious to me, after today, you’re all talk and no show, which makes sense, because that’s been your career, flashes of brilliance, but nothing that lasts, nothing that really leaves an impact.”

The camera pans out to see a totally trashed living room, a busted television, knocked over couch, and there, pleading for her life, is a small Mexican woman, a cleaning lady.

Steve Corman: “Thanks for having your little Rosita here let us in, Darius. Man, you have absolutely no security at this dump. That’s a real shame..well for you anyways.”

Darius is fuming as we see Kokushi spraying his red mist all over trophies and accolades of Jackson’s career.

Steve Corman: “That’s enough, K. You want to save some of that for that asshole’s other eye, right?”

Kokushi nods as he stares menacingly into the camera.

Steve Corman: “What’s that bullshit line you always use, Darius? Oh yeah. You have yourself a fine evening.”

Corman and Kokushi exit as we see the carnage left behind them, a shattered glass table, pictures stabbed and knocked off the wall, and that red mist of Kokushi staining the couch, bookshelves and other fixtures in the room, Rosita left crying on the floor.

Darius Jackson: “YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE PUSHED THE WRONG GUY!!!

Jackson throws down the mic and storms out of the ring.


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MAIN EVENT – Street Fight
Justin Moreno vs. Deathstalker
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The arena goes dark as the drum beats of “Counting Bodies like Sheep to the Rhythm of The War Drums” at the 30 Second mark of the song fog fills the entrance. At the 42 Second mark of the song red lights flash in the arena with the “OW!” that are shouted, every time they are shouted in the song those red nights flash. A red spotlight shines on the entrance come on as Deathstalker steps out with a black towel over his head, not far behind him walks Vincent Delerious and Laszlo Oprea as Delerious is apparently giving him instructions on how to handle Deathstalker, though Laszlo seems to scoff at it as if he doesn’t need instructions to tame a monster. Deathstalker enters the ring with the towel around his head as he waits patiently for his opponent, the Rage title #1 contender and nemesis to Vincent Delerious, Justin Moreno.

The lights go out as spotlights circle around the arena as the spoken word opening to "Immortal" by War of Ages starts to play over the P.A. System. The spotlight finally focuses in the heart of the crowd with a spotlight on Justin Moreno. Moreno starts off embracing the fans on his way down to the ring when suddenly, Delerious gets a devilish grin on his face and suddenly pulls the towel off of Deathstalker’s head, causing him to go berserk and to rush out of the ring and into the audience!

Tom Hartman: What is Delerious thinking?! He’s sending that dangerous monster straight into the heart of the audience!

Moreno doesn’t have time to continue his prematch theatrics as he runs down the stairs towards Deathstalker as fast as he can, but he is already too late as Deathstalker has already shoved , slammed and tossed several fans in the audience that were unlucky enough to get in his way! The camera specifically picks up one crying child who is trying to tend to his father who was slammed hard on the concrete as EMT's make their way into the audience asap to deal with the injuries in the stands!
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Moreno gets down close enough to Deathstalker and launches himself a couple flights of steps down at Deathstalker hitting him with a crossbody that knocks them back into the barricade near the ringside area! Moreno immediately starts working over Deathstalker with every strike he has in his arsenal and even succeeds in clotheslining the monster over the barricade back into the rinside area! Vincent Delerious and Laszlo are both trying to command Deathstalker, but Deathstalker seems somewhat confused as to who’s orders he should follow as Moreno gets on the barricade and runs across it, diving off at Deathstalker for a barricade-walk frankensteiner that sends the big man flying as Moreno gets to his knees and holds his fist to the air to a tremendous ovation from the audience! Moreno keeps on the offense, not allowing the monster to get a move by nailing a tidal crush kick to Deathstalker who is still leaning up against the barricade and then he prompts the audience to chant “Ole! O-le!” and comes running back at Deathstalker for a running face wash across Deathstalker, causing the monster to actually slump back first against the barricade! Delerious is clearly enraged and tries a different tactic, whispering something to Laszlo and Laszlo nods while Delerious retrieves a chair and goes to hit Moreno in the back with it, but Moreno senses him coming and hits a superkick that knocks the chair back into Delerious’ face! Delerious falls to the ground and the audience is loving it as Laszlo commands Deathstalker to follow him, but instead of following the way Laszlo was hoping, Deathstalker instead starts chasing after him up the ramp, proving that Laszlo doesn’t have complete control of the monster yet!

Tom Hartman: Deathstalker is trying to kill his new master! How did Delerious manage to control him in the first place?

Justin sees this and takes off up the ramp towards Deathstalker as we get a feed of backstage where people are running around in a panic trying to get away from Deathstalker, including some of the camera men as we gets some particularly scary images of Deathstalker darting at them while they scream in terror! The camera feed eventually bounces to one of the camera people who happens to be far enough away from the action for the out of control Deathstalker to not notice them, this camera also managing to pick up Laszlo Oprea as he darts down the hall shouting, “Fenrir! Umbra! Come to me at once!” Just then Moreno arrives backstage and goes back after Deathstalker by jumping on his back and trying to lock him into a sleeperhold, but Deathstalker bucks around like a wild horse and then snapmares Moreno backfirst through a nearby food table causing Moreno to hit hard holding the back of his neck while food flies everywhere! Deathstalker is huffing like and animal as he picks Moreno up and whips him violently shoulder first into a cage door and then runs at him, spearing Moreno straight through it into a small caged-in area filled with janitorial supplies as Deathstalker sits on Moreno and starts pulling him and choking him away while the referee follows in horror, just begging for this thing to be over! Moreno eventually gets his hand on a mop and manages to crack the wooden handle over Deathstalker’s head a couple of times and then tries to pry Deathstalker off of him with it, but, Deathstalker ends up biting the wooden mop handle instead!

Eventually Deathstalker releases Moreno when he gets ahold of a bottle of some sort of cleaning fluid and sprays it into Deathstalker’s eyes. Deathstalker tries to continue to attack but Moreno unscrews the bottle and throws all the cleaning fluid at Deathstalker’s face, causing him to yelp like an animal in pain as Moreno hits a jumping reverse STO that drives Deahtstalker’s head and shoulder through a few of the shelves mounted on the brick wall in the cage-in area as tons of cleaning supplies come toppling down on the both of them and they fall on top of several bucket and brooms among other things! Moreno crawls over and tries to cover!

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... Two- No! Not only does Deathstalker kick out, but he grabs Moreno by the throat on the way up, huffing in rage!

Delerious and Laszlo have once again returned to the scene backstage with Fenrir and Umbra in tow as Laszlo orders his other monsters not to let them out of the cage. Moreno grips at the cage and tries to fight his way out but Umbra and Fenrir stand in front of the entrance to the small cage-in area when all of a sudden you hear somebody shouting as they run down the hall.


???: HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!

Dexter Finch: IT’S THE KUMQUAT KID!! Look at him fly!

When Fenrir turns to see what it is, the Kumquat Kid Ryan Lewis comes running and smacks both Fenrir and Umbra in the head with a bright orange and green chair to match his favorite colors as he shouts, “I’ll hold them off, get out of here!” to Justin and Justin agrees, pulling Deathstalker out of the caged area and he starts to walk him back towards the ringside area, slamming him again walls and other random objects on the way. In the meantime, the camera focuses on Lewis who gets several successful chairs strikes on Fenrir and Umbra before the two big monsters grab him by the throat and toss him through a nearby table with a double choke slam at the command of Laszlo! Laszlo orders the monsters to hoist Lewis up to his feet and Delerious cockily goes over and starts slapping Lewis in the face, remarking that,

Vincent Delerious: You are just as pathetic as your pal Sentinel! I’m going to enjoy exterminating you from this roster!

Delerious grabs the chair that Ryan was using and goes to bash him over the head with it when suddenly his eyes go wide and Delerious takes off down the hall as the camera looks over to find Austin Graves barreling down the hall after him!

Tom Hartman: It’s Austin Graves! He’s here again to get revenge on Delerious!

Austin Graves: Delerious! Come here you son of a bitch so I can break your neck!

Graves chases Delerious right past the camera while Laszlo, Fenrir and Umbra are distracted by this and Lewis uses this opportunity to break the grip of the monster by pushing his feet against the wall behind them and launching himself out of their grip into a forward roll! Lewis smirks at that cool bit of action hero-esque movement, but then he says, “Uh oh spaghetti-os!” and takes off down the hall as Laszlo orders Fenrir and Umbra to chase after him!

Tom Hartman: We have Graves showing up, the Kumquat Kid and Laszlo’s Monsters Ball. Who’s going to show up next?

Dexter Finch: Your mom! Ha! You walked right into that one Tom!

Meanwhile, Moreno and and Deathstalker fight back to the stage area in the arena, but somehow between the last time we saw them and now, Deathstalker has managed to get a hold of a singapore cane that he viciously slams against Moreno’s back to a sickening impact and a cringing pain from Moreno. When Deathstalker is satisfied with the damage, he picks Moreno up and prepares to launch him with Death Becomes Thee (wheelbarrow dragon suplex)- but somehow Moreno lands on his feet! Deathstalker runs at Moreno in rage and attempts to big boot him near the edge of the stage, but Moreno ducks and blasts Deathstalker with a superkick that sends the monster flying off the stage and through a set of equipment tables that are stationed there! With the monster out on the floor Moreno raises his fist to the crowd and jumps for a breath taking Fall From Grace (corkscrew 450 splash) to the amazement of the “Holy Shit!” chanting audience! Moreno lands flush on Deathstalker and lays on top of the monster for the pin out in the stage pit area!

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... Three!


Cordelia Stewart: Here is your winner, Justin Moreno!

Tom Hartman: He did it! He beat Delerious’ monster again! Moreno is looking incredibly strong going into his Rage title match against Leonard Luv! Could he do what many thought impossible? Could he become the Rage champion!?

Dexter Finch: Could I find myself a nice big sandwich? Tune into to Gateway II in two weeks to find out!

Tom Hartman: Wait a minute-

Moreno climbs onto the stage after several long seconds and bows down in prayer on the stage, before standing up and celebrating his victory when he is suddenly blindsided by Leonard Luv who clocks him in the head with the Rage title belt to a resounding boo from the audience! After the hard fought match, Luv decides to add insult to injury, pulling Moreno back to his feet and smashing him against the steel stage with the Luv Handle (spinning killswitch)! Luv laughs over the fallen Moreno and holds his Rage title above him as the credits start to roll- but wait!

Quote:
 

"Behold your new hero, that will show you the way....... at Gateway II!"


Luv’s smirk leaves his face as he looks around confusion, wondering what that was all about as the feed fades out.




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