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| Friday Night Rage #21; 7.25.14 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 25 2014, 10:52 PM (323 Views) | |
| Brutalikus | Jul 25 2014, 10:52 PM Post #1 |
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The Unremarkable
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PreShow Match: Alex Hawke vs. Charles Williams Despite Hawke and Laux having beef with the Gentlemen of Fortune, this is a rather even affair with Komodo being ringside as a bodyguard to Williams while Brandon Laux is ringside with Hawke, despite the fact that he doesn’t look like he wants to be. Hawke and Williams start with a technical exchange that sees a variety of headlocks, hammerlocks, headscissors, etc. but Williams eventually wins the exchange by delivering a stiff kick to the face of the sitting Hawke. The encounter only gets more intense from there as Williams whips Hawke across the ring, but he pulls an amazing backflip clear over Williams and hits a backstabber on him, a move that makes Laux cringe a little bit in paranoia and anger. Hawke looks for a springboard moonsault, but lands on his feet as Williams rolls out of the way and goes for the Cyclorama(Belly to belly moonsault slam), but Hawke counters into a baldo bomb for a two count. Hawke goes up top looking for some sort of dive when suddenly the unstable Laux gets on the apron in an almost threatening manner, but he holds himself back, as if he was planning on attacking Hawke! Laux hops back down, but the unintentional distraction was enough for Williams to ascend the buckle and bring Hawke down with him b way of the Tower of London (Rope hung cutter)! Williams goes for the cover- but Hawke kicks out right before three! Williams then sets Hawke up for the The London Fall (Gory Neckbreaker), but he is distracted now as Laux hops up onto the apron again! Laux is yanked down and thrown against the announce table right after this by Komodo, but the distraction is enough for Hawke to roll out of the Gory special into a sunset flip, but instead of going for the pin, he transitions it into the Kill Command (Cloverleaf) and drags Williams to the center of the ring! The former High Octane champion struggles for a bit but eventually taps out! Spoiler: click to toggle After the match, Brandon Laux gets back in the ring and looks to be seething in anger as he contemplates attacking Hawke, but he relents when Hawke turns around to see him and questions him to what the hell he is doing. With that, Laux grabs his hair and walks to the back without saying another word, leaving Hawke puzzled in the center of the ring. Live from St. Louis, Missouri.Friday, July 25th 2014 ---------------------------------- The show opened with fireworks, smoke and a light display set to the tune of "Runnin' Wild” by Airbourne. The crowd cheered as cameras panned the arena, picking up several of the more memorable signs on display: "Ricky Diamond for Rage Commissioner! Vote the B.E.A.R.D. Party!" - held by the entire B.E.A.R.D. boys row, as they are here as always "Stop Breeding! Your Children Will Never Be Marcus Orion, So Don't Bother!" “ "Suddenly “Sharp Dressed Man” by ZZ Top blares as the crowd all anxiously look towards the ramp to an emerging Simon Excelsior! Tom Hartman: “Finally, our boss, the man in charge, Simon Excelsior, is here to clean up this mess that Corman created when he took out Commissioner Darius Jackson at Armageddon in the UK!” Dexter Finch: “I wonder if he’s going to give me a raise, or at least that office I wanted with the inflatable furniture.” Excelsior enters the ring, a clipboard in hand as he surveys the crowd, his music fading out as the crowd looks genuinely happy to see him. Simon Excelsior: “Ladies and gentlemen, we all witnessed what happened at Armageddon in the UK. Sadly, it’s my duty to inform you all that due to the diabolical attack by Steve Corman and his High Rollers, that Darius Jackson will no longer be able to fulfill his duties as Commissioner here on Rage.” The crowd boos as Excelsior holds up his clipboard. Simon Excelsior: “However, that is why I’m here tonight, because I have with me a contract to offer to the new Commissioner of Rage.” Excelsior is interrupted by “All About The Benjamins” as the crowd welcomes Steve Corman to a chorus of boos. Corman smirks as he’s flanked by none other than the Gentlemen Of Fortune, Deacon Black, James Galleon, Charles Williams, AUB, and Komodo, all filing out with Corman. The GoF surround the ring as Corman enters, calling for a mic as his music fades out. Steve Corman: “So nice of you to join us, old man.” Simon Excelsior: “The board of directors sent me here to clean up your mess, Steve.” Steve Corman: “Mess? Oh no, you’ve got it all wrong, Simon. I’m here to clean this place up.” Simon Excelsior: “Well that’s all well and good, Steve, but in case you forgot, you AND your High Rollers are banned from Rage.” The crowd cheers as Corman just stares at Excelsior, before shaking his head. Steve Corman: “Oh we are huh? Must of slipped my mind because...." And with that, to the shock of the capacity crowd, Corman rears off a hard right and levels Excelsior right across the face, dropping him. Corman unceremoniously tosses Simon out of the ring as the crowd is going crazy with hatred for Corman, who picks up the clipboard as the crowd is in a frenzy. Steve Corman: We aren't banned anymore!” Tom Hartman: “Oh come on, this isn’t happening!” Dexter Finch: “Crud muffins, this can’t be good for Rage!” Corman takes a pen and signs the contract, tossing it aside. Steve Corman: “In case you haven’t noticed all this time and have been living under a rock, my name is Steve Corman, and I graciously accept the job as your NEW COMMISSIONER OF RAGE!!” The fans are in an outrage, as Corman just soaks in the boos. Steve Corman: “Let me begin by saying that my High Rollers, led by it’s newest chapter you see before you, The High Rollers Of Fortune, have been officially reinstated here on Rage and as they are my business associates, I am finally giving them the opportunities that ol' one-eyed Pete refused them while he was turning Rage into garbage. As of now, The High Rollers of Fortune are here to bring some dignity back to MY show and as such, as of now they are allowed to do as they please.” The crowd is loud with “CORMAN SUCKS” chants. Steve Corman: “Oh do I? Well unlike some other people, I was smart enough to go out and sign Marcus Orion and Hayden McClane, two of the hottest free agents on the market, and they’ll be addressing you people later tonight. In addition, we will be having a battle royal to determine the very first Rage Women’s Champion, so you’re welcome for that as well. Allow me to turn things over to a man who deserves your undivided attention, Deacon Black.” Black enters the ring, shaking hands with Steve Corman before taking the mic and addressing the crowd, who are still furious over what has transpired, as we see medics now helping Simon Excelsior to the back. Deacon Black: “Sometimes you people don’t know what’s good for you, so it takes people like myself or those with the business acumen of Mr. Corman to show you the light. Case in point, none of you believed I could defeat that infernal Neanderthal, Josh Hominick, because none of you wanted that to happen. But what did happen, hm? Ah yes, I defeated him, slayed the mighty beast, and I stand before you, the #1 contender to the St. Louis Rage championship.” The rest of his group, along with Corman, applaud Deacon’s efforts, but the crowd isn’t in on it, for certain. Deacon Black: “So what this means is I finally get my revenge against Leonard Luv and Vincent Delerious for standing against us ever so foolishly, and I will not only get my revenge, but that championship Luv holds so dear. I-“ HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE, PUT A LITTLE LOVE IN IT! Family Force 5’s “Luv Addict” brings the reigning champion out to a mixed reaction. He spins Inga around before dipping her and planting a huge kiss on her, the lumbering Brutus following Luv close behind as they pay no mind to the HRoF on the outside, nor Corman, before entering the ring and calling for a mic. Luv goes face to face with Deacon, a smug look on his face as he chews gum obnoxiously and looks at his championship as his music fades out. Leonard Luv: “Deacon, Deacon, Deacon, man oh man, you just don’t get it, do you, Daddy-O? Let me make this perfectly clear so that even someone like you can understand it. You can have all the friends in high places you want, pal, because when it comes right down to it, you don’t have the talent, you don’t have the skill, and you’re sure as hell not man enough to lace my boots and take this championship from me!” Deacon Black: “Is that so?” Leonard Luv: “Did I stutter, stupid?” “Fire It Up” by Black Label Society almost blows the roof off the building as the crowd pops huge for the emerging Josh Hominick, who doesn’t look too happy. Tom Hartman: “Josh Hominick, definitely not a happy camper right now.” Dexter Finch: “Hey Tom, know the best way to cure an unhappy camper? With Smores, of course!” Hominick glares at Corman and his group before cautiously entering the ring and calling for his own mic. He steps between Deacon and Luv, staring a hole through each of them. Josh Hominick: “You want to talk about making things perfectly clear? Let me sum this up for both of you. One of you doesn’t deserve the title shot you’re getting after the shit you pulled in our match.” Hominick stares over at Black, who doesn’t say a word. Hominick slowly turns his gaze towards Luv. Josh Hominick: “And the other doesn’t deserve the championship he’s holding after the shit he pulls to hold onto it.” Luv gives Hominick a sour look. Josh Hominick: “But one thing is more certain than either of those things, and that’s that come hell or high water I WILL be getting my Rage Title shot, and it doesn’t matter who either of you send at me to try to stop me, I’m damn sure going to claim what’s mine!” Steve Corman: Is that so? Well I hate to break it to you Josh, but just like your buddy DDV, you can't draw a dime from anyone that isn't an idiot smark who thinks that glorified indie guys like you mean anything in the BIG leagues. And I'll be DAMNED if you will ever be anything more than a jobber on my brand- Suddenly the crowd EXPLODES as Hominick charges in and spears the living hell out of Corman! And just like that, Deacon, Galleon, AUB, Williams and Komodo all swarm Hominick and start pounding on him! Corman slides to the outside in an outrage to direct the Highrollers of Fortune to destroy Hominick while Hominick fights back valiantly, but the numbers game is growing too much while on the side Leonard Luv simply stands aside and snickers while watching it with his bodyguard Brutus and girlfriend Inga. Luv's entourage, goes to exit, when suddenly Luv stops and looks at the crowd attacking Hominick as if debating what to do- and then he swiftly dives into the fray directly at Deacon Black! Luv pulls Deacon out and hits the unsuspecting #1 contender with the Luv Handle (spinning killswitch) in the center of the ring and swiftly dives out of the ring before the rest of the High Rollers of Fortune can pounce on him! Hominick rolls out of the ring and starts making his way up the ramp, side by side with Leonard Luv as the two enemies seem to share a moment as they share a common enemy. The High Rollers of Fortune tend to Deacon while Hominick and Luv get to the top of the stage and share an uneasy stare, Hominick motioning that the title is going to be his before exiting to the back. Tom Hartman: The inmates are running the asylum! My God is Steve Corman insane?! And his ironclad contract keeps him from being fired as well! How can things get any worse for Rage? Dexter Finch: One word; dinosaurs Tom. Dinosaurs. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ Tom Hartman: We’re back from commercial folks and as you saw before the break there were some developments of sorts that are sure to shake the foundation of Rage to the core. But right now we’ve got a very odd bedfellows match between the very oddly match Ricardo Diamondo and “Marvelous” Mikey Mitchell taking on Togo Oni and the very, er, eh... eccentric Billy Way. James Galleon: Really now? Are you really so much of lowly neanderthal that you can’t properly show some manners! You are sitting in the midst of wrestling royalty, now introduce us properly or so help me I will take your job.... Tom Hartman: -Sigh- I was getting to that James.... AUB: That’s Mista Galleon to you son and do watch you’ tongue as ah don’t take kindlay to foul and inpropah language in mah presence! Dexter Finch: Really? Aww dammit- wait I mean....! AUB: Easy Freeman (talking to his bodyguard), I am feelin’ generous t’night, so I’ll let that one slide f’ now. MATCH 1 – Ricardo Diamondo and Mikey Mitchell vs. The Billy Way and Togo Oni _____________________________ The heavy breathing of Billy Way is audible to the fans as the camera zooms in on the distortion picture of his face in the titantron as the song, "Dressed to Digress"(Nero remix) blares out of the speakers. As soon as the verse is heard, Billy Way comes out of the curtains with a sadistic smile imprinted on his face. He starts running his fingers all over the curves of his body before pelvis thrusting and then makes his way to the ring as his partneris introduced. “Minerva starts up, as we see a pattern of stars flickering over a screen. When the song kicks into gear, gold pyros rain down as Togo emerges, his arms crossed as the gold falls behind him. He continues walking, entering the ring and climbing a turnbuckle, his hands held in a way that looks like he’s channeling someone unknown element, maybe lightning, as he closes his eyes and tilts his head back, the crowd giving him a nice ovation. He climbs down and rubs his hands together as his music fades out when he is approached by the skulking Billy Way who eyes him up all creepy-like and Togo has no idea what to make of this as he tries to keep his distance from his tag partner tonight. Tom Hartman: (continuing the conversation through the introductions) Anyways, two of the newly dubbed High Rollers of Fortune never left ringside and I am, -sigh- “proud” to introduce James Galleon and Ambrose Ulysses Beauregarde on commentary with us for this match. Gentlemen, what brings you to the table? James Galleon: You had best watch your tone Hartman, but to answer your bloody stupid question, we were told that we could do whatever we should like around here and we just so happen to want ringside seat for this next contest. The poppy and upbeat intro to "Ain't it Fun" takes over the arena as "Marvelous" Mikey Mitchell makes his way through the curtain. Donned in colorful tights and a furry vest, he stops before the ramp, looks directly into the closest camera, and blows a kiss before he begins his walk to the ring, ignoring the audience and especially his rival Togo Oni as he starts snapping selfies of himself until Oni grows annoyed with this and walks right up to him, throwing his phone into the crowd! The two start arguing while the Billy Way looks to be ‘exhilerated’ by this while Mikey’s partner makes his entrance and everybody turns to the entrance to hear the The Imperial March and see Ricardo Diamondo marching out onto the stage with his best friend El Jimo La Sasquatcho behind him. AUB: I do say that theyah sasquatch would make a fine rug in mah locker room hehehe.... Ricardo marches up to his partner Mikey Mitchell who looks at him with bewilderment as he just stands there holding his cape like a cloak over his face and then pulls it back to reveal a fake beard that he offers to Mikey and the crowd just laughs while Togo’s partner the Billy Way then takes a sultry stride up to Ricardo and takes the fake beard instead, giving a creepy grin and then shoves it down his pants, hollering in excitement as Ricardo’s jaw drops in horror and then he leaps on Billy Way with a thez press while Mikey takes the distraction opportunity to slap Oni right across the face, but Mikey dives out of the ring before Oni can get his hands on him, claiming that he can’t let Oni mess up his hair. Oni looks pissed, but then turns his attention to the mess that is going on between Billy Way and Ricardo, shaking his head in disgust before whipping both Ricardo and his partner Billy Way out of the ring, clearly not amused by their goofy antics. With that, Mikey Mitchell sneaks back into the ring behind Oni looking for a school boy pin, but Oni has it scouted and turns around right as Mitchell is going for it! Mitchell tries to throw a time-out hand gesture and backing away, but Oni doesn’t buy it as he kicks him in the gut and then whips him into the lower right corner where he starts to unleash a flurry punches, chops, kicks and knees and then when Mikey stumbles out of the corner, he springboards at him and nails The Trigger (springboard ax kick) and then goes for the pin! ... One-Mitchell gets his foot on the ropes right away and the referee backs Oni up! While the referee is tied up getting Oni off of Mitchell, we get a close up camera shot of Mitchell who’s expression changes considerably as he notices that there is a trickle of blood coming from his mouth and even worse yet- Oni messed up his hair! Mitchell mouths, “you son of a bitch!” and then darts in tackling Oni straight to the mat and unleashing his own barrage of mounted strikes on the mat. The referee manages to get Mikey to relent the attack but Mitchell comes back on the attack quickly only to get a swift palm strike to the gut and then one to the chin from Oni that stumbles him backwards and Oni whips Mikey across the rope and Mikey rebounds looking for a very high elevation spinning wheel kick but Oni rolls under it, causing Mitchell to crash and burn. Meanwhile on the outside, The Billy Way and Ricardo Diamondo have been brawling just for the fun of it all and don’t seem to care at all that there is a match going on as they suddenly stop and look at the Gentlemen of Fortune sitting at the commentary booth, The Billy Way giving a creepy wave to Komodo before they both nod to each other and dive straight over the announce table, tackling into Galleon and AUB! Billy Way just seems to be getting a kick out of the brawl as he throws punches at everything that moves including Dexter Finch, but Komodo and Freeman eventually get control of the situation as AUB and Galleon get out of the nearby vacinity and grab chairs, wailing on Ricardo and Billy Way without a care in the world while inside the ring, the referee seemingly hasn’t noticed that while Oni backs Mikey into the corner and before he can continue his attack, Oni gets distracted by what’s going on on the outside long enough for Mikey to roll him up into a school boy pin using the ropes for leverage! ... One ... Two ... Three! Spoiler: click to toggle Mitchell quickly rolls out of the ring to a chorus of boos as Oni looks livid! Oni then quickly goes for a mic to express his outrage. Togo Oni: I have come to America for a fresh new start, but all I’m seeing is idiots like you Mitchell who care more about their own stupid gimmicks than what is at the heart of this; wrestling! I’m tired of you running away, so next week I challenge you one on one! If you have the guts, face me then or I will drag you out to the ring and finish you personally! Mikey seems to blow him off as he just smirks and walks to the back. Meanwhile on the outside Ambrose and Galleon have successfully placated Ricardo and Billy Way with chairs while El Jimo La Sasquatcho weeps over Ricardo’s fallen body. It’s then that the Gentlemen’s dastardly plan becomes clear as Galleon hands Komodo the chair and Komodo proceeds to bash Ricardo’s sasquatch friend over the head with it! Komodo basically destroys Jim with several chair shots and then a Thug 4 Hire (chokeslam backbreaker) as the Gentlemen then order him to take Jim to the back. Before they leave, Galleon bends down and says to Ricardo, “This is what you get for meddling in our affairs! We are taking over and we are going to make sure moronic monkeys like you are disposed from our show!” Dexter Finch: They just abducted Jim the Sasquatch! Those bastards! Tom Hartman: Well it seems that so many combustible elements don’t stay long at all in a match like this, but in the end Oni finally intends to settle the score with Mikey once and for all and the Gentlemen are apparently attempting to drive Ricardo out of EWS after all of the problems they’ve had with him in the past. Things are not looking good since Corman started running the show, that’s for sure. _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We open in Steve Corman’s locker room, where a bunch of sexy co-eds are dancing around, and there’s a full bar on tap, obviously Corman was ready for this. Corman sits in a leather chair, looking mighty pleased with himself when there’s a knock on the door. Corman asks one of the ladies to turn down the music. Steve Corman: “Yeah, what is it?” The door opens and in walks a young man painted to the gills to look like some kind of comic book character. A very small young man, he just stares at his surroundings, as Corman looks less than impressed. Steve Corman: “Who in the HELL are YOU?” ???: “They call me, Poison.” Steve Corman: “And?” Poison: “And I was signed by Darius Jackson a few weeks back.” Corman scoffs. Steve Corman: “Of course, Darius always had a thing for you vanilla midgets who can’t draw a dime.” Poison furrows his brow at Corman. Poison: “Keep your opinions to yourself! I’ll prove my worth tonight, give me anybody in that ring!” Steve Corman: “Look at you, puffing out your chest and acting all tough. You want to go, little man, fine. You said anybody, so tonight, you go one on one-with DEATHSTALKER!!” Poison gulps hard but nods, walking away. Corman laughs and gets up from his seat, almost coming nose to nose-with DDV! DDV: “You think you’re real cute, don’t ya, Corman? Well, I’m here to let you know, that stunt you pulled with Jackson, you’re not going to get away with it!” Steve Corman: “You know, Danny, I’d consider that a threat, and here on the new Corman led Rage, we don’t take to threats very kindly. You coming in here, getting in my face, Danny boy, you’ve made yourself a very powerful enemy. Now I could just go and fire you right now, on the spot.” DDV:” Go ahead. Do it! I dare ya!” Steve Corman: “Hey now, chill out. I said I COULD do that, but I’m not going to. I’m just going to tell you, I hope you’ve enjoyed your stay on Rage up to this point, because from THIS moment on, I’m going to make your life a living hell!” DDV: You aren't going to get away with this Corman.... the Rage roster will stand up to you and when they do, your as is the one that's going to be introduced to a living hell! DDV is seething but walks away as Corman laughs. DDV bumps into Billy Shaw, who looks at DDV, then at Corman before cautiously stepping forward, DDV watching by. Billy Shaw: “Woah....Was I interrupting something?” Steve Corman: “Goddamn it, now what do YOU want? Can’t you see I’m having a party that NONE of you are invited to?” Billy Shaw: “I’ll make it quick then. When am I going to get my High Octane Title shot?” Steve Corman: “Direct, to the point. I like that Shaw. I still think a vanilla midget like you doesn’t deserve a thing, especially since you couldn't get the job done in the J-Cup last week, but I'm feeling generous tonight, so you’ll get your shot in a couple of weeks. Thing is, your little friend over there who you just walked by, he won’t be the champion by then, because next show, DDV takes on Charles Williams with the title on the line! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE, BOTH OF YOU!” Both Shaw and DDV just shake their heads at Corman before exiting, as one of the co-eds, a hot blonde, turns the music back on, Corman once again looking like a king on his throne. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ MATCH 2 – Hitmen vs. Tokyo Drift _____________________________ The "Blazin" theme kicks in and Kaz and Yoshi come running out, spins and drops to one bent knee, kissing two fingers on each hand, and pointing both fingers on each hand to the sky. They get back to his feet and then sprint to the the ring where they are greeted by streamers from the crowd. Next comes their opponents as 'Justice' by Rev Theory plays over the PA system as green and red flashing lights dance around the entrance area. Cormac Cobbs and BB Damage come running out from the back energetically and stops at the top of the ramp, posing, to allow those in attendance to take photographs of them both. They make their way to the ring and set up in the ring, both teams discussing amongst themselves. Tom Hartman: Both of these teams are coming off fresh wins from Gateway II a couple weeks ago and you can bet the winner is going to go along way in the tag division. If they’re lucky, maybe they’ll even be granted a title shot, but with the new management in town I must say I’m a little concerned for how many opportunities these guys will get. Dexter Finch: If what you’re implying is that the new commissioner isn’t going to play fare, I must say you’re dead wrong! I hope Mr. Corman heard that. He likes kiss asses and I don’t want to lose my job.... Yoshihiro and Cormac Cobbs choose to start, Cobbs going for a lockup fake and switching to a clothesline, but Yoshi grabs that arm and spins into an arm wrench and then uses his acrobatic abilities to bounce of the second rope looking for a springboard leg drop on that arm, but Cobbs counters the innovative move attempt with an armdrag that gives Yoshi a little more elevation do to the springboard. Cobbs turns that into arm submission on the mat, but Yoshi rolls through and gets his own arm drag as both get back to their feet and standoff to a nice round of applause. With that show of respect, both men decide to tag out, bringing Damage and Kaz into the ring as they both run at each other and Damage gets the early advantage with a flying forearm smash and then a textbook perfect dropkick that sends Kaz rolling into one of the neutral corners. BB charges at him for a leaping double knee to the face, but Kaz blocks the knees with his arms and tosses BB over the ropes to the floor. Damage gets up, but Kaz appears to be looking to make an impact tonight as he slingshots over the ropes and hits somewhat of a suicide diving shoulder block that drives Damage back into the barricade! Kaz seems to have taken some damage from that fall as well as the crowd pops for that crazy dive, but Kaz is still able to get up first and starts blasting BB with chops against the barricade before rolling him into the ring and going for a cover... ... One ... Tw-kickout! Kaz pulls Damage to his feet and tags Yoshi back in, hitting a vertical suplex while Yoshi hits a crossobody and Yoshi holds it for another quick pin attempt! ... One ... Two-This time Cobbs breaks it up! Tom Hartman: Fast and furious action right off the bat here! Dexter Finch: Fast and furious? You mean Tokyo Drift? Ha! Tom Hartman: This feels like deja vu because I could have sworn you used that exact same joke before. Yoshi is distracted by Cobbs coming in when Damage rolls him into an inside cradle pin of his own! ... One ... Two-kickout! Both men return to their feet with Yoshi going for a swift roundhouse kick and then Damage goes for an enzuigiri, but both attempts are ducked as Yoshi goes running the ropes and springboards for a headscissors takedown , but Damage throws him mid spin, causing Yoshi to acrobatically land on his feet, but that sets Yoshi up for a jumping double arm DDT as he lays out for a moment and then dives in for a tag to Cobbs! Cobbs runs in and clotheslines as he gets into the ring and then hits a springboard front dropkick that stumbles Yoshi and causes him to fall backwards over Kaz who is on all fours as then both Cobbs and Damage look to hit a tandem Flash Photography (superkick) to both members of Tokyo drift, but Yoshi back body drops BB over the ropes to the floor and Kaz counters Cobbs with and exploder suplex that launches him back first into the top turnbuckle! With BB out on the floor, Kaz and Yoshi set Cobbs up for the Limitless Explosion (Wheelbarrow facebuster (Kaz) / Cutter (Yoshi) combination) and nail it! Kaz goes for the cover! ... One ... Two ...Three-No! It’s broken up by Ricky Tisdale as he smashes a chair off the head of Yoshi and Bobbie Tisdale comes into the ring, throwing Kaz out through the ropes! The Bulldogs then start to double team Cobbs with a double spinebuster right onto the open chair, the referee signaling for the bell! Spoiler: click to toggle Tom Hartman: The Bulldogs are out here for revenge and they couldn’t give a rats ass that they just ruined a perfectly good match up! On the outside, Kaz is holding his head and looking angry that their victory was interrupted by the Bulldogs as he gets into the ring and then shoves Ricky Tisdale as Kaz starts arguing with the Bulldogs when BB Damage springboards into the ring and dropkicks Kaz in the back sending him crashing into the Bulldogs! BB collects Cobbs and gets out of the ring as the Bulldogs regroup as well and Kaz is now glaring at the Hitmen after the results and how they got screwed out of a victory on account of an issue that the Hitmen and the Bulldogs had. _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We open backstage where we see Justin Moreno and longtime friend “The Kumquat Kid” Ryan Lewis sharing some conversation. Justin has a bottle of water in his hand, Ryan enjoying a nice Caprisun pouch. Ryan is also covered with bandages, but not just any, but everything from glow in the dark Band-Aids, Barney Band-Aids (for the kids) and he even has a set of two bright orange crutches, one under each arm. Justin can’t help but chuckle at all the bandages. Justin Moreno: “Just couldn’t settle for regular bandages, huh?” Kumquat Kid: “What? And have the Illuminati find me? Never! The bright colors disrupt their radar.” Justin Moreno: “Now you're starting to sound like Brandon Laux haha. And what’s with the crutches? Did you break your leg?” Kumquat Kid: “Well I did take a pretty mean fall off that cage, but no, I just like feeling taller, kind of like a Kumquat Mr. Roboto or something.” Justin Moreno: “You kill me, man. I’ll be glad once we’re both healed up and ready to..to go.” Moreno and KK turn, not looking too pleased to see the smirking face of Steve Corman standing there. Steve Corman: “Look at you two, beaten, battered, seemingly defeated, perhaps hoping for some remorse from myself? Well you’re not going to find any of that here.” Justin Moreno: “As if we expected to.” Steve Corman: “You should watch your mouth, Moreno. You should be lucky I’ve decided to keep your sorry ass around after getting beat by Luv. And you-“ Corman turns a disgusted look towards KK, who just smiles and waves. Steve Corman: “You actually think I forgot about all the crap you were saying about me online? Posting little cartoons and all of that? Well I didn’t! So tonight, I begin the process of taking out the trash here on Rage, and I say it begins with you, funny man!” Kumquat Kid: “I just wanted to say that, well, I did get a lot of hits on that post, so it was really great publicity for you, Super Shre- er I mean, Commissioner Corman, sir.” Steve Corman: “Like I give a rat’s ass what the Internet thinks of you or your stupid cartoons! Tonight, Chuckles, you can apologize all you want, while taking on The High Rollers Of Fortune in a 5 on 1 handicap match!” KK breathes hard, as Moreno just glares at Corman. Steve Corman: “Oh yeah, and if any of your friends here, like Moreno, try to get involved, not only are they banned from ringside, they’ll be fired if they try!” The crowd is giving some serious heat to Corman, but there’s a hush silence over the crowd for a moment when he announces.. Steve Corman: “Silly me, I almost forgot, speaking of getting fired, Captain Comedy, if you lose this match, YOU’RE FIRED!! Hilarious, right?” Corman slaps KK hard on the shoulder and walks off with a laugh as Moreno consoles a concerned friend as the crowd begins a small “Kumquat Kid” chant. _____________________________ ***ELSEWHERE BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We go backstage to find Alex Hawke wondering around backstage area as he goes to Brandon Laux’s locker room/conspiracy study to find the room even more disheveled than usual with books and papers everywhere while Laux is furiously mumbling to himself and studying one of his conspiracy diagrams written on a chalkboard on the wall. Alex Hawke: There you are, I’ve been looking all over the arena for you. Brandon Laux: Go away! I’ve just returned and do not want to be disturbed. Alex Hawke: Fine I’ll go, once we get something straight; I know what you’re thinking. (Hawke starts speaking in a hushed tone) After we were attacked by Corman’s stooges a couple of weeks ago you’ve trusted me even less than usual. You think I am the so called “traitor” that Corman was talking about when the High Rollers so conveniently ambushed us. You don’t trust me, that’s fine. If anything, that’s what I respect most about you is that you don’t trust anybody, but the fact still remains that I need your help. But what you seem to forget is that I have just as little reason to trust you because if Corman wasn’t lying and there is a traitor among us, there is nothing that proves you aren’t going to stab me in the back! Brandon Laux: Than why are you here?! What if you are just trying to get me to trust you so that you can lure me in? What if you are one of Corman’s stooges and you were sent here to silence me because he knew I was getting too close to the root of his master plan?! Alex Hawke: Shhh not so loud! Corman could have this room bugged for all we know! I can’t prove that I am not a traitor, nor can you but I’m laying out my intentions clear for you; I am no traitor and I have never trusted governing entities, much less Steve Corman, the High Rollers and the Gentlemen of Fortune. I want to bring down these aristocrats and businessmen because with their money and influence, they control the world and can do whatever they please because they control the information and can hypnotize the masses into allowing them to keep their power. But they can’t hypnotize us; the ones that see through their scheming and world domination. It short, our goals are the same. I’m willing to work with you if it means bringing those bastards down, but if you get in my way for even a second, don’t forget that I won’t hesitate to drop you in my warpath just like them. Are we clear? Brandon Laux: We are never clear... Alex Hawke: Fine. If it inspires any faith in our goal, I have a plan to help get rid of the Gentlemen of Fortune once and for all that is going to start next week. Am I telling you that because I’m choosing to trust you with that information, or am I telling you to lead you into a trap? You’ll have to decide for yourself, and when you do, let me know. I don’t believe either of us is a traitor. Corman could have bugged our rooms for info, he could have sent someone else to spy on us or any number of things. The one thing for sure is that he knew we were onto his plans and is attempting to destabilize us! If you happen to be a traitor, I WILL dispose of you and I would expect you to do the same if I just so happened to be. Think about it. Hawke leaves the room leaving Brandon even more paranoid than before as he starts to throw stuff around his room! Brandon Laux: GRAHAAHAARRR! Why didn’t I think of that?! This room could be bugged or they could be using a spy satellite to watch my every move! This is not good! I will get you controlling bastards if it is the last thing I do GGGRRRAHHAAARRRAAAHHH! The scene fades out on Brandon destroying his room to search for some sorts of spy devices as we cut to commercial. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ |
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MATCH 3 – Poison vs. Deathstalker _____________________________ Godsmack's "I Stand Alone" begins to play and white smoke fills the arena floor. Poison emerges from the smoke and raise both of his hands in the air setting of fireworks all around him. He makes his way to the ring slapping the hands of his fans. He enters the ring begins shadow boxing in preparation for his match. Tom Hartman: So this is our first look at one of EWS’ newest signees, Poison, but with the opponent that he has tonight, I don’t expect him to be on the roster as long as he could end up being in the hospital. But who knows, maybe this young pup will surprise us. Dexter Finch: He’ll spend a lot longer in the grave after this. Just sayin’ and speaking of Saiyan, do you think Poison or Super Anime Squad could get me an inSAIYAN Goku costume for my birthday? The arena goes dark as the drum beats of “Counting Bodies like Sheep to the Rhythm of The War Drums” at the 30 Second mark of the song fog fills the entrance. At the 42 Second mark of the song red lights flash in the arena with the “OW!” that are shouted, every time they are shouted in the song those red nights flash. At the 1:10 mark the words start. A red spotlight shines on the entrance come on as Deathstalker steps out with a long black towel over his head not far behind him walks Laszlo Oprea. The fans boo loudly and shout at the Deathstalker who appears to be completely un-phased by the crowd, wearing the executioner’s mask that he is becoming known for as Poison looks on in the ring, looking worried but determined. as Deathstalker gets into the ring and looks down on Poison who is nearly a foot smaller than him! Tom Hartman: This is a mismatch if I’ve ever seen one. The first of two matches that Corman has issued tonight that is designed by its very nature to be an execution.... I almost feel as though Poison might be lucky that Deathstalker is currently wearing the executioner’s hood that keeps him under control. I shudder to think how ugly this could get if Laszlo removes that hood though.... The referee even asks Poison if he’d rather forfeit but Poison courageously tells him that he won’t and that he came here to fight, so he’s going to fight! The referee calls for the bell and Laszlo issues the command to attack, causing Deathstalker to immediately reach forward in an almost mechanical way and grab Poison by the throat! Poison tries hard to chop at Deathstalker’s legs with kicks, but it is of no use as the monster no-sells it and lifts him into a gorilla press above his head with ease and tosses him straight on the upper right turnbuckle chest first and then picks him up a couple times, slamming him over and over on the steel before two handed choke tossing him across the ring mercilessly! Poison scurries to the lower left corner as Deathstalker lets out an animalistic scream and charges for a clothesline, but Poison somehow ducks under it and runs the ropes, springboarding for a tornado DDT- caught by Deathstalker who launches him clear up and over the top rope to the floor with a fall away slam! Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Tom Hartman: My God! You’ve made your point Deathstalker! Laszlo, have a heart! Laszlo orders Deathstalker to keep on the attack as he climbs to the outside of the ring and grabs the ragdoll body of Poison, choke shoving him back first into the barricade and then hitting a modified Kiss of Death (Face Wash) that sends Deathstalker’s leg over the barricade and sends Poison slumping lifelessly to the floor! The referee gets out and checks Poison, but it is clear that he is out cold as he calls for the bell! Spoiler: click to toggle Laszlo gives a wicked smile, but he isn’t through with the demonstration quite yet. He orders Deathstalker to bring Poison back in the ring, which he does and Deathstalker continues the utter massacre by dropping him on his head with a sickening Death Becomes Thee (Wheelbarrow Dragon Suplex) and then the Death Before Dishonor (Cradle Hammerlock DDT) which leaves Poison sprawled out like a rag doll in the ring! Laszlo then slides a barbed wire bat into the ring directing Deathstalker to,”FINISH HIM!” Deathstalker nods and raises the barbed wire bat high above Poison’s forehead, looking to utterly destroy him when he is suddenly knocked back by a double dropkick from the Super Anime Squad followed by their lovely valet Rolo! Tom Hartman: Super Anime Squad is here to save the day! Thank the lord... Dexter Finch: Hey! I thought Kumquat Kid was the one who is supposed to save the day! With the executioner’s mask on, Deathstalker is still relatively mechanical and not out of control as Super Anime Squad takes it to Deathstalker and dodges his predictably mechanical attacks and back him against the ropes, double clotheslining the big man over the top ropes to the floor! Deathstalker lands on his feet however as Super Anime quickly get the hell out of dodge, joining Rolo who is already helping Poison up the ramp despite the fact that he can barely stand when suddenly.... THE LIGHTS GO OUT! They stay off for a few moments when the stage and only the stage returns to be illuminated by ominous blood red lights! Super Anime Squad looks behind them to their horror to notice two massive figures standing behind them at the top of the stage- Fenrir and Umbra! They all freeze there for a moment until suddenly Umbra and Fenrir come lumbering after the Anime Squad on the ramp and both Kalei and Kalino Ramos bravely charge in to fight with the behemoths while Rolo shouts for them to stop in utter fear! The Ramos brothers start by rocking the giants back with fast and furious flying forearm smashes + any other strikes they can fire off, but Umbra and Fenrir are right at home on the steel stage and quickly the both of them are able to get a grip on the Ramos brothers, Umbra tossing Kalei back first on the stage with a HUGE thrusting spinebuster! Kalino isn’t having any luck either as Fenrir drives him to the stage floor with a thunderous STO! Umbra continues to do damage to Kalei by hitting a fameasser on the steel that seems to knockout the poor guy while Fenrir locks Kalino deep into a heinous sitting stretch muffler! Kalino screams in pain until Fenrir releases him, and together, him and Umbra grab Kalino, making an example out of him by tossing him off the stage with a double chokeslam that sends Kalino through an equipment table and the lights are out for him too! And that’s when Umbra, Fenrir, Laszlo and Deathstalker pincer Rolo on the stage who is looking scared to death as she pleads with them to stop while cradling the knocked out Poison! Tom Hartman: Security PLEASE STOP THIS! It’s already bad enough that the Super Anime Squad and Poison are practically dead here on the ramp, but now they are going for Rolo too! (Dexter is noticably absent, probably having run away again) Laszlo kneels down with a wicked smile right in front of Rolo and says, Laszlo Oprea: Let this be a warning; do not meddle in my affairs. This was but an example of what my monsters can do. Consider your boys marked for execution. Have a fine evening.... hahaha! With that the blood red lights continue to highlight Rolo who hovers over Poison in fear as Laszlo and his Monster’s Ball walk away towards the back. _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ The camera cuts to the backstage, and we can see Freddy Morris waiting for someone, and quickly getting ready for another interview. Freddy Morris: Ladies and gentlemen, our guest at this time...Acer Stone! Camera zooms out as we see Acer walking from the right side and standing in front of Freddy. Freddy Morris: First of all, thank you for your time Acer... Acer Stone: No problem Freddy, what's up? Freddy Morris: I want your comments about High Octane Title Gauntlet that happened at Gateway... Acer Stone: Well...saying that it was a shocker is not enough, more like a quad shocker. I was a little disappointed to be honest because I was able to beat Charles Williams in the first round, but that win took so much out of me that having two more incredible competitors in front of me like Seb and DDV was a hell of a mountain to climb. Speaking of which, I had to praise Sebastian, he did a hell of a job...I can still feel that backflip man. Freddy Morris: What about the new champion? Acer Stone: I'm still a little disappointing about the fact that it's not me, but hell, it looks better with DDV than with Charles Williams... DDV's a great guy and I'm sure he'll do the High Octane division proud. Suddenly somebody standing behind Freddy and away from the camera shouts loudly... ??: DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY WILLIAMS?!!! Acer looks forward and Freddie starts to carefully turn around. As the camera zooms out we can see...Sebastian Jankowski standing right behind almost Freddy Morris. Seb pats his back as he strts to talk... Sebastian Jankowski: Hey there Freddie. Forgive me for interruption, but I heard you're talkin' bout ye ole Captain Lipton himself and I want to use that moment to tell...or maybe even yell out everything I wanna say bout this fool... Freddy Morris: Well...if Acer is fine with that... Acer Stone: Go ahead man, this should be funny Camera zooms in at Seb and Freddie as Seb starts to talk... Sebastian Jankowski: First of all I can't understand one thing. This sore loser cannot even lose properly, yet later he performes at ARMAGEDDON IN THE U.K. still being a sore loser. But I wanna address personally to this fool, cause he attacked me during the Gauntlet. So Lipton, you motherfucker, I double dare you to attack me again! I will be your kryptonite, I'll wipe your sorry ass and then I'll teabag you like a noob that you are...but enough bout chu. You want something else Freddie? Freddy Morris: I want your opinion about the new champion... Sebastian Jankowski: DDV! DDV! Bah gad, vintage DDV. OK, enough of making fun, he's a good lad. Gary Lineker, English soccer player said once: "soccer is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win". I guess the same rule applies for Danny in EWS. I hope that there will be day when I will be ready to face him. Now Freddie, will you excuse us...I need to talk with my buddy Acer here. Freddy walks out somewhere else, but cameraman stays, now focusing the view on Seb and Acer. Acer Stone: Man this was one of the craziest things I ever heard... Sebastian Jankowski: I guess that I just went in full YOLO. Hahaha...How you're feeling man? Acer Stone: I still feel this hit man. That was something amazing. Sebastian Jankowski: I've got my own moves, but you're also a great fighter...Listen, I've got a crazy idea...crazy, yet awesome. You down? Acer Stone: I can always listen. Sebastian Jankowski: I'm good, you're great, and there's an easy way to be awesome... Acer Stone: You mean? Sebastian Jankowski: Tag team action, playa! Stone & Seb connection, or someting like that! Acer Stone:...you know what? Those tag titles... they've got our names written all over them! Don't worry about the name now, let's just do this! Acer bumps fists with Seb as camera fades to black. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ MATCH 4 – 5-on-1 Handicap Match Kumquat Kid vs. The Gentlemen of Fortune _____________________________ HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAY! Orange and green strobelights pulse and flicker as "Trendy" by Reel Big Fish blares and The Kumquat Kid emerges to a nice ovation, waving and generally trying to act goofy as usual, but he visibly winces from the damage he sustained in his recent cage match, not to mention the worry about this upcoming match that he is trying his best to cover up. Dunk and Lil Quat also accompany him down to the ring while the Kumquat Kid tries to remind them that they’ll be fired if they stick around down here, but they assure him that they are sticking with him to the bitter end which grants KK a somewhat bittersweet smile. The lights then dim as “Requiem” by Motzart comes over the speakers as gold and silver lights capture a cinema-esque atmosphere that displays a very ominous tone. When the music picks up, out comes the Gentlemen of Fortune; Deacon Black, James Galleon, Ambrose Ulysses Beauregarde, Charles Williams and their bodyguard Komodo, wearing green, blue, red and yellow robes respectively. They make their ways down to the ring with sinister grins as they surround the ring with the Kumquat Kid in it, who gulps, trying to watch all four sides of the ring. Tom Hartman: This isn’t a match- this is an execution! It’s well known that Steve Corman has never liked Ryan Lewis, but this is just diabolical and cruel! Dexter Finch: -sniff- See you at the funeral Tom.... I can’t believe the Kumquat man is going to die.... The four main Gentlemen of Fortune members and Komodo surround the ring and Ryan Lewis looks almost sullen compared to his usual fun loving self, his injuries clearly being on display for the world. Ryan looks to his friends at ringside and then to the crowd before shouting, “VIVA LA KUMQUAT!!!” bravely into the air right before his 5 opponents slide into the ring to pounce on him like wolves! They come at Ryan from all four directions Ryan hitting a back kick to Charles and then pouncing on Galleon with a forearm smash into a thez press, but his offense doesn’t last long as Deacon, AUB and Komodo yank him to his feet and Komodo puts him in a full nelson hold. KK is still resiliant however and he jumps while in the full nelson hold, kicking Deacon in the face and flipping over Komodo’s head, forcing him to release the hold, but he gets clobbered from behind with the Whistlin' Dixie (Clothesline from Hell) to the back of the head by Ambrose as soon as he lands! With that, all 5 GoF members surround Ryan and stomp the hell out of him until they are suddenly pelted by a barrage of..... kumquat! Ryan’s friend Dunk has been busy since the start of the match passing out kumquats to the front row audience around the ring and when he empties his basket, he called out to Lil Quat to fetch him a bag from under the ring containing an assortment of different fruits like apples, bananas, grapes, peaches, cantalope and even a watermelon or two (with goofy faces drawn on them) among others. On Dunk’s command, he shouts “FIRE!” and the audience proceeds to catapult the fruit into the ring, pelting the Gentlemen of Fortune! Tom Hartman: It’s a barrage of fruit! The audience is making their disdain for the new management known! Dexter Finch: Why can’t they throw junk food like pizza, cake, hotdogs, cake pizza with hotdogs on it and other stuff? I don’t like healthy snacks. The Gentlemen stop their attacks as they get hit by fruit from all directions and then the annoyed Deacon calls out to Komodo to go after Dunk while Lil Quat crawls under the ring. Komodo gets out of the ring and lumbers towards Dunk, but he doesn’t get far as he instinctively turns and catches Charles Williams who is thrown over the top rope by the Kumquat Kid! The fruit distraction seems to have paid off as Galleon and AUB go for a double clothesline, but Ryan ducks and double clotheslines them out of the ring to the floor next to Komodo and Williams. The #1 contender Deacon Black is the next to attack with a clothesline, but Ryan goes to back body drop him over the ropes, but Deacon hangs on and lands on the apron, only to eat a superkick from Ryan that sends him flying into the arms of Komodo! With all 5 Gentlemen of Fortune gathered in one spot Ryan quickly leaps to the top turnbuckle and flies straight down to the floor with a diving crossbody that takes all 5 of them out to a huge cheer from the crowd! Ryan gets up and shouts, “Viva La Kumquat!!” at the top of his lungs once more to get the crowd hyped, but then all 5 of the Gentlemen start to get to their feet, looking thoroughly pissed with his tricks, causing him to run to the other side of the ring as the 5 GoF members fan out to cut off his escape! Ryan gets to the other side of the ring with Williams and Galleon converging on him when suddenly Lil Quat crawls out from under the ring with a helmet on! Ryan grabs him, swings around and launches Lil Quat helmet first straight into Galleon’s groin to a HUGE pop from the crowd! Dexter Finch: HAHAHA! He got hit in the balls! Tom Hartman: Hehe, that was indeed entertaining and it looks like the referee is being quite lenient with the rules considering how badly the odds are stacked against Ryan on this one. Ryan basically doesn’t have a moment to celebrate as Galleon crumples to the ground in pain as Williams comes up from behind him and nails the High Class Strike(Superman Punch) which seems to knock Ryan out on his feet but doesn’t knock him down until suddenly the behemoth Komodo comes diving through the ropes with a suicide shoulder block that sends Ryan flying up the ramp and landing shoulder first on the ramp hard-the same shoulder that was already in rough condition! Ryan grips at his shoulder in pain as Dunk goes to Ryan’s aid, but Komodo grips him by the collar and tosses him up the ramp with a two-handed choke toss! Komodo then notices Lil Quat, banging on his leg, trying to get Komodo to leave Ryan alone, but Komodo simply shakes his head, grabbing Lil Quat and pressing him high into the air with a gorilla press and then tossing the helmet headed mini bullet straight into Dunk’s gut, knocking both of them out! Meanwhile, Ambrose and Deacon grab Ryan and roll him into the ring and start stomping him down again while Williams and Galleon gradually get back in as well as the four stomp the hell out of Ryan again! Tom Hartman: This is nothing short of a mugging! This match is over! Just ring the damn bell and let us get Ryan some medical attention! I beg you already! Please! The fight seems to be stomped out of Ryan as each of the four members take a chance to hit one of their finishers, Galleon starting with the O Fortuna (Gory Special Reverse STO), followed by The Bird Killer(630° senton, sometimes while performing a corkscrew) from Williams and then Dixie Discomfort (Vicious Mr. Wrestling II style Running Knee Lift) by Ambrose that leaves Ryan motionless in the ring! The audience is booing the living hell out of the Gentlemen of Fortune as Galleon, AUB and Williams slowly pull the barely conscious Ryan to his feet while Deacon slaps the taste out of Ryan’s mouth and goes to hit the Black Damage (Brain Buster), but suddenly he dives out of the ring when Josh Hominick comes barreling at him! Tom Hartman: Oh my lord! The Rage roster is filtering out to help the Kumquat Kid! Dexter Finch: What!? But they’ll be fired! Will we be doing commentary for matches with nobody in them from now on? That sounds kinda boring. Spoiler: click to toggle Sure enough, Justin Moreno, DDV, Acer Stone, Billy Shaw, Ricardo Diamondo, Sebastian Jankowki, and The Hitmen all rush to the ring and Komodo isn’t able to stop all of them on the ramp as Hominick chases Deacon through the crowd and out of the arena while Ricardo also notably jumps on Ambrose with a much more serious tone than usual with a thez press shouting, “Donde esta me SASQUATCHO!” until Galleon and Williams pull Ambrose out of the ring and escape through the crowd! The camera also catches an interesting moment of Justin Moreno staring directly at Charles Williams as he shakes his head in disappointment and then calls for a microphone as “All About The Benjamins” and out comes a furious Steve Corman while the Rage roster tends to the fallen Kumquat Kid! Steve Corman: WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!?! Didn’t you get the memo! Anyone that interferes in this match will get fired so every single one of you in the ring is- Justin Moreno: -What Corman? Are you going to fire all of us? Well I’ve got news for you bro; we don’t like what you’ve done around here Corman and we ARE NOT afraid to stand up to you! Just try to fire us, but you know as well as we all do that you aren’t going to do that because even if we “don’t draw a dime” like you like to say, EWS’ other promotions or other promotions all together are sure to have us, meaning your loss is their gain! As thick as you are, I don’t think the businessman in you is stupid enough to let that happen. What do you have to say about that? Corman looks like he is about to explode as he contemplates his answer for a moment before retorting. Steve Corman: FINE! You’ve got me there, but don’t think I’m going to let this slide oh no! From now on, consider yourselves marked by the High Rollers! From this point on until your contracts expire, I will make your lives a living hell and I will BURY you! And as for your fruity little moron friend, he still lost so Ryan Lewis... YOU ARE FIRED! With that Corman walks to the back in fury as the Rage roster tends to Ryan Lewis while the audience returns Corman’s actions with a sea of boos! _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ We return from commercial, and we see a large Stage is assembled in the ring. Standing in the middle of it, we see none other than Steve Corman with a cocky smile as the fans boo him loudly. He waves them off as he grabs a microphone from ringside. Dexter Finch: What the hell is going on with the ring? Steve going to start a new trend in wrestling? Tom Hartman: As I understand, we about to see Vanity 101, as we are scheduled for the official debut of EWS Rage's new hire, Marcus Orion has what is being called, "The Marcus Orion Return Ceremony". Dexter Finch: Seriously? I never got a Return Ceremony when I came back from injury! Tom Hartman: Stubbing your toe doesn't really count as an Injury, Dex. Meanwhile, I have no idea why Steve Corman is out here, perhaps just wanting to make sure nothing like what occurred at the Armageddon in the U.K pay per view happens again. Dexter Finch: Yeah, is Vinny dead or what? Tom Hartman: I have not heard any update on the condition of Vincent Thorn, who was savagely run down before he could defend his title. DDV was quick to blame the incident on Orion, his fat lackey and his henchman, Hayden McClane. Dexter Finch: They had alibies though, right? Tom Hartman: I'm pretty sure there is more to the story than what Orion says, Dexter. However, it looks like Steve is ready to speak. "It's all about the Benjamins" stops playing, and Steve smugly lifts the microphone up trying to recompose himself from the events that just happened. Steve Corman: E-hem ladies and Gentlemen, as I usually do, I have a tremendous treat for my loyal fans! A couple weeks ago, I had the utmost pleasure to meet a man a consider to the absolute future of professional wrestling. Over last weekend I was able to officially sign him to a contract, and very lucrative one, I am sure will be profitable for both of us. That man is the one and only, "The World's Greatest" Marcus Orion! Loud boos ring out, with a scatter of cheers. Steve Corman: Can I draw, or can I draw? Don't be jealous haters. Because tonight, in a truly historic event, we will witness the "Marcus Orion Return Ceremony"! Making his first official appearance on my show, being accompanied by the Powerhouse and truly gifted Irishmen, Hayden McClane, his loyal mentor and best friend, the amazing Scotty Arniel, he is the "Worlds Greatest", ladies and gentlemen.. Marcus Orion! "World's Greatest" by R. Kelly begins playing as the fans try to drown it out with loud contempt. The lights turn off and a spotlight appears on the entrance curtain. Out first is Hayden McClane, in a black suit with his arms crossed. He has a black toque on his head and he moves to the side, guarding. Out next is Marcus Orion, wearing a dark blue suit and a pair of black sunglasses. On each arm, he has a beautiful women walking beside him, each holding a bag. Marcus smiles joyously as the fans boo the hell out of him. He is oblivious to the reaction as he waves to the people. Bringing up the rear, in a very bright red suit, is fat little Scotty Arniel, blowing on a kazoo. On each of his arms he is accompanied by two older looking women with bad skin and too much makeup. Dexter Finch: ...You have no idea how much I want this to end already. I've got to pee and he's taking a million years just to get out here! Tom Hartman: Professionalism, Dex.. Here comes Marcus Orion, Scotty Arniel and Hayden McClane. Dexter Finch: At the very least, Orion has some very attractive girls with him. Tom Hartman: And Scotty, has um.. Well he has those girls' mothers, I'm assuming.. Marcus and company slowly make their way down the ramp as Confetti and Balloons (with Orion's face on them) start raining down all over the stadium. Steve Corman stands in the ring, smiling and clapping. Marcus breaks away from the girls and walks over to the fans. He pulls out a pen and begins signing random signs. He signs everything from, "Orion Sucks!" to "Kill Him DDV!" Marcus, again obviously signs them and tussles the fans hair. He walks away. Tom Hartman: He is signing autographs to people who clearly don't want it. Dexter Finch: I actually like that. Scotty leaves his old ladies and quickly runs behind Marcus, reaching his hand out demanding money from the fans who recieved autographs. When the fans flip him off, Scotty furiously grabs the sign away and stuffs it under his arms. Tom Hartman: Wow! The fans wouldn't pay for the autograph, so that chubby Scotty took the sign away! Dexter Finch: Haha! I actually like this now! Tom Hartman: Seriously? Dexter Finch: Long Live Orion! Tom Hartman: You're so impressionable Dex... The Four ladies with them open their bags and begin throwing something out to the fans. Dexter Finch: What are they throwing? Tom Hartman: Unless I'm mistaken.. They seem to be Orion branded Condoms and Kazoos. Dexter Finch: Yes! Throw me a bag! Tom Hartman: Anyone actually wanting an Orion Condom will never actually need one.. Orion's music continues playing on a loop as he slowly makes his way to the steel steps. He walks up it and waits for the girls to follow up behind him. He sits on the middle rope, looking like he will open the ropes for them, but then stands back up and instructs the women to open the ropes for him to walk through. Orion enters the ring and climbs on the stage and pumps his fists in the air. Eventually everyone else enters the ring, Hayden the last man to enter. Scotty pulls out an Orion Flag and beings waving it in the ring. Steve Corman pulls Orion in and shakes his hand. The two men pose for pictures from the awaiting photographers. Tom Hartman: 10 bucks says Orion hired the Photographers himself. Dexter Finch: *Picks up a kazoo and blows it* In Orion We Trust! "World's Greatest" finally ends, and Steve hands a microphone to Marcus. Scotty runs over and grabs a microphone for himself. Marcus Orion: Wow. Listen to that response! The fans boo loudly. Marcus Orion: I mean.. You Love me! You Really Love Me! Fans boo louder as the girls in the ring smile and clap for him. Scotty waves his flag, while wiping fake tears away. Marcus Orion: I don't blame you, I love me too! Now, first off, I just want to say how Happy I am for all of you! Finally, you all have me back in your lives, and that is a real reward for you all! Tom Hartman: What a smug guy. Dexter Finch: Where can I sign up to be in the Fanclub? Marcus Orion: Secondly, I would like to thank Steve Corman for finally understanding what's best for Society is to have me on television weekly, wrestling for the good of mankind. It took a lot of money, a lot of merchandising deals, and a lot of sponsorship deals, but we finally came to an understanding, and Steve, you and I will make this world a better place for it. Marcus gives Steve a "thumbs up" and Steve bows to him. The fans boo like crazy and begin to chant "This is Bullshit!" Scotty shakes his head. Scotty Arniel: How dare you people! Do you know who this man is? He is Marcus Orion! He was one of the greatest wrestlers of all time back in a Good company, called Empire Pro Wrestling. This man won Wrestler of the year the past 3 years running, despite not even wrestling the last 2 years! He was the leader and inspiration between one the greatest collections of talent in the world, the Orion Dynasty! Orion bravely led men like Hayden McClane- Hayden raises his fist in the air to a negative reaction. Hayden smiles smugly and lifts his middle finger up. Scotty Arniel: -And Vincent Thorn- The fans cheer loudly at the mention of Thorn. Scotty Arniel: -Who sadly was ran down at the Armegeddon in the U.K pay per view. Something we have been blamed for doing, even though, and Mr. Corman can vouch for, we were held up signing contracts at the time. Marcus Orion: And while we are on the subject of Mr. Thorn, I just want to take a moment and say we never had any intentions of hurting him. During the High Octane Number One contenders match, Hayden merely went down to the ring to offer Thorn his services. Vincent got beligerent, and offensive, verbally abusing Hayden for no reason. Hayden has a short temper and reacted with a swift overreaction that we gravely feel bad for. Tom Hartman: Oh, give me a break. Hayden attacked Vincent Thorn from behind brutally and didn't let up his attack! Dexter Finch: Shut up, Tom, Orion is speaking! Marcus Orion: In fact we were on our way to apologize when we found him run over. "Bullshit" chants ring throughout the arena. Scotty Arniel: It's sad, Marcus.. We just show up and poor Vinny is lying in a hospital bed back in England? Marcus Orion: Yes, it is sad. But tonight, I'm going to lift his spirits. My return to action, and my future Championship win, are both Dedicated to the memory of my good friend, Vincent Thorn! Dexter Finch: Wow! What modesty, huh? Tom Hartman: Shup up, Dexter. This guy is talking out of his ass, and I hope he gets whats coming to him. Marcus Orion: So ladies and gentlemen, thank you for allowing me this beautiful night, and I promise you will see much more of me very soo- "HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!" The fans blast out of their seats and cheer louder than ever as the instrumental opening of P.O.D's "Boom" rings through the arena, and walks out the High Octand Champion, DDV! Tom Hartman: Did you hear the explosion in this building as DDV arrives to put an end to the disgusting affair! Marcus Orion tilts his head in quiet anger as he watches DDV walk down the ramp. Scotty furiously pulls something out of his pocket and being flipping through a small book. Hayden, who had been resting in the corner of the ring, quickly stands up and jumps on to the stage beside Marcus. DDV enters the ring, and on to the stage. "DDV! DDV" is loudly chanted. Scotty quickly pushes by Hayden and stands in front of DDV. Scotty Arniel: Excuse me! Hey, you! You see this? (Scotty holds his book in DDV's face.) You are not on the Guest List! DDV motions for him to move closer. Scotty inches closer to DDV, and DDV smacks the book out of Scotty's hand to a big cheer. Scotty, fuming clenches his fists, ready for a fight. DDV smiles at him, takes one step closer and Scotty quickly stumbles back behind Hayden, who stands unintimidated, with his arms crossed. DDV pulls out his microphone. DDV: Wow.. What the hell are you guys doing here? I mean honestly, you waste all of the time on this show, with a "Return Ceremony"? Marky, I have no idea who the hell you are! The fans cheer and begin a "Who are you?" chant. Marcus looks around bewildered, but stops and slowly smiles as he looks at DDV. Marcus Orion: I'm Sorry, DVD, allow me to introduce myself. I am Marcus Orion. And I suggest you leave the ring. DDV: Oh.. You suggest I leave? Well I don't think so. I want to speak to you. See, I don't buy that you and your ugly band of idiots here had nothing to do with what happened to Vincent Thorn. You can make up excuses, and try and pretend you really did like him, but I don't think anyone here is a big enough idiot to believe that. Marcus Orion: DDP, I assure you and everyone, that I had nothing at all to do with poor Vincent's accident. Now if you'll excuse me, Scotty actually wrote a poem about me, and he was just about to read it- DDV: Shut up! Maybe I'm done hearing the lies and excuses you have. I'm actually not here for answers anyway, or talking.. I'm here, for Payback. Maybe, instead of just a "Return Ceremony", you shut up and have a "Return Match" right now! The fans pop for this challenge as Orion looks around bewildered to Scotty and Hayden. Orion looks at Steve Corman who quickly begins entering the ring. DDV: Oh Stevie, I really suggest you stay out of the ring right now. Because, as long as your Hired Thugs are around, I won't stop until You are wiped from the face of EWS for Good! Steve stops in his tracks with an angry shocked face. He quickly backs out of the ring again. Marcus Orion: As you can see, VVD, there is currently a stage in the ring, and I am not dressed to compete.. Maybe we compete some other time.. Or maybe, we can just have.. A Fight. Hayden McClane steps up and gets right in DDV's face. Marcus Orion: See, DPT, my very first match in EWS needs to be against someone.. Worth my time. I'm looking straight to the top of competition, and you? Well, you are a Glorified Jobber that can't draw a crowd. Fans boo Orion as he smiles smugly behind Hayden, Corman on the outside insisting that he was right about DDV not being able to draw. DDV smiles. DDV: First of all. My name is.. D. D. V! DDV quickly punches Hayden, and Hayden answers back with a solid punch. They exchange heavy punches with DDV gaining the upperhand. Orion backs up and removes his jacket. Hayden gets taken down with a spear, and DDV continues assaulting him. Orion lunges and hoists DDV off of Hayden, and goes to punch him, but DDV blocks the punch and begins hammering Orion back! The fans cheer wildly as Orion is grabbed by his hair and sent flying off the stage in the ring, over the top rope and crashing to the floor outside! Scotty screams and quickly waddles out of the ring to Orion. DDV smiles and turns around, but Hayden composes himself and tackles DDV to the ground, and begins drilling him with vicious forearms. Tom Hartman: All hell breaking lose here! Orion was sent flying form his makeshift stage, clearing the top rope and out of the ring, with quite the crash! Dexter: Yeah, but Hayden gets the upperhand on DDV! Why did you have to interrupt this party DDV? I like parties and kazoos! Why does no one ever consider what poor Dexter wants? Hayden stands up and begins stomping on him. Orion stands up, holding his neck and screams for Hayden to finish him. Hayden cracks his neck, lifts DDV up and places him for a powerbomb. Hayden lifts him in the air, grabs him by his tights and lifts him higher in the air. With a massive yell, Hayden slams DDV viciously, sending him crashing straight through the wooden stage, to the canvas below it! Boos pour loudly on Hayden as he stands over the hole in the stage with a smirk of satisfaction. Tom Hartman: Good god! DDV powerbombed to hell, through that wooden stage! Orion smiles as the wreckage and signals for Hayden to join him as he begins walking back up the ramp with Scotty, Steve Corman and the girls. "World's Greatest" begins again, as Orion raises his hands in the air with his head held high. The camera focuses on the hole in the stage, and we barely see DDV unconcious inside it. Dexter Finch: Here I thought R. Kelly was going to be our Saviour, it's actually Orion! Sorry DDV, anyone who brings kazoos and balloons is a friend of mine. Tom Hartman: Disgusting. First of all, the entire celebration of himself, and then the disgusting assault of DDV. There was no need for Hayden to escalate it. Dexter Finch: The World's Greatest! The show goes to commercial, with Orion, Scotty and Hayden raising their hands in unison. |
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| Brutalikus | Jul 25 2014, 10:54 PM Post #3 |
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The iconic banjo from deliverance picks twice before: “REACH FOR THE SKY BOY!” Followed by two gun shots, before Lynyrd Skynyrd & Kid Rock's remix of "Gimmie Back My Bullets" kicks in. Southern Comfort steps through the curtains onto the ramp. The brothers wear their trademark Confederate zip up hoodies, except this time do not zip them up over their faces, and are sporting Rebel-Flag Neoprene-Masks that cover their faces. Jackson steps in front of his brother and takes a knee, stretching his arms out as Austyn stands behind him, holding up the confederate flag tied around his neck. Jackson returns to his feet and both brothers raise their arms before heading down to the ring. The brothers slide into the ring and take station on separate corners un-zipping their hoodies, but leaving the masks on. Jackson again stretches his arms wide as Austyn repeats the flag pose on the opposite ropes and then call for a pair of mics. Tom Hartman: Here we have the new EWS Tag Team champions fresh off their victory at Armageddon in the UK over Large and in Charge from Fury. Hence the regulations state, they have already been required to vacate the PWR tag team titles and are now set to do the same here for the titles they won here on Rage. Dexter Finch: I’ve got to get dem Suthun Boyz to teach me a bit of that redneck kung fu man! Maybe if they taught me, I could prevent bullies from stealing my lunch money each week. Tom Hartman: Wait...bullies still steal lunch money from you? Dexter Finch: In short, yes. I don’t want to talk about it anymore though because Pete Hellman will probably beat me up if I rat him out. Austyn Hughes: Well looky heah! It looks like deez heah Southun’ Boyz just got us a pair of new straps to go along with the ones we dominated PWR AND Rage for, but guess what? Them rich corporate stooges have told me an’ my bro that we can’t hold regional titles if we has them shiney EWS titles. Can you believe dat? Jackson Hughes: Hell naw! It aint right boy! Austyn Hughes: Dat’s what I’m sayin’! Well we already dropped the PWR tag titles without a fuss, but guess what, I aint feelin’ right ‘bout dat! So here is what we is gonna do; if we gotta lose the Rage tag straps too, we is gonna do it in style! Jackson Hughes: What dat means is dat if we is gonna lose them belts that we worked damn hard for, you bet yo ass we’ll lose ‘em in a match! So give us whoeve’ you got! If they got the stones, let them take deeze belts off us personally! The crowd pops for this when it turns abruptly to boos when “All About The Benjamins” hits and out comes Steve Corman, yet again! Steve Corman: How many times do I need to come out here in one night to get it through to all you idiots! I make the decisions around here now and you little inbred hicks ought to get used to it! Let’s just forget for one damn moment that you didn’t steal those EWS Tag titles from my boys over on Fury; you are STILL forgetting that those Rage tag titles are MY property so long as I’m commissioner of Rage and that I can strip you of them if I damn well please! But I digress because really, despite the hard feelings, I must admit that you boys have talent and could be worth something someday with the Steve Corman seal of approval! You are a valuably commodity, so tread lightly and you might just get along fine on Rage.... Corman turns to walk away when- Austyn Hughes: What did you just say boy! We don’t need no Corman seal of approval! We’ve already got the seal of approval that matters (holding up the EWS and Rage tag titles) so if you want these Rage tag titles so bad, we’re right here! Come and get ‘em! The crowd pops huge for this as Corman once again looks infuriated! Steve Corman: If that’s how you want it- FINE! You can have not just one set of opponents, but three; The Brutallion, South Texas Bulldogs and US Air Force! You had better show me that you’re worth keeping around boys, because I don’t take kindly to those who take my generosity for granted! Corman walks to the back as we go to commercial break... _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ MATCH 5 – Rage Tag Title Four Corners Elimination Match Southern Comfort (c) vs. South Texas Bulldogs vs. US Air Force vs. Brutallion _____________________________ We come back from commercial break to see the Brutallion and South Texas Bulldogs already in the ring as “Hellmarch 3“ starts and after 30 seconds both Randy and Jason of the US Air Force appear from the stage entrance. They both stay on the stage when Randy turns to Jason and salutes to him, Jason does the same thing. After this they both march to the ring. Randy slides in first as Jason walks by the steps, the two coming into the ring and meeting up with the Bulldogs and the Brutallion in the center of the ring. Tom Hartman: We’re back from commercial break folks and we have an interesting situation here; Southern Comfort is set to defend the Rage tag titles that they are supposed to be vacating against three teams, all of which are hired attack forces for different members of the Gentlemen of Fortune. If memory serves, the US Air Force is on Deacon Black’s payroll while the Brutallion is with James Galleon and the Bulldogs are with Ambrose. But yet at the same time, none of these teams under the Gentlemen of Fortune can seem to get along, as they seem to consider being hired muscle to be their second job and their own personal glory and title pursuits their first. Dexter Finch: I honestly didn’t listen to a word you just said Tom, but I’m curious as to why these guys are mean-mugging each other. Aren’t they on the same team? Tom Hartman: If you had been listening, I just explained that a moment ago Dex. Dexter Finch: Sorry, wasn’t listening again. What did you say. Tom Hartman: Good grief.... nevermind. The Brutallion, Bulldogs and USAF all exchange words in the ring with USAF especially trying to get some strategy going where they work together for the good of the Gentlemen of Fortune as a whole, but the Brutallion refuse, saying that they aren’t going to help any of them if they get in trouble. The whole thing devolves into all three teams arguing when suddenly Southern Comfort comes flying into the thick of them, knocking all 6 GoF enforcers down as the bell rings to signal the beginning of this match! Southern Comfort flails around in the fray nailing kicks, punches, elbows- you name it, but eventually all 6 of their opponents eventually gain the advantage and start beating the living hell out of Southern Comfort. On the west side of the ring, Battle and Ricky Tisdale and Jason White go to work stomping Jackson Hughes into the corner while on the south-western side, Amalu, Bobbie Tisdale and Randy Shaw back Austyn Hughes into the lower right corner and take turns nailing stiff shoulder thrust while the others hold him- that is until the young upstart Randy Shaw nails a shoulder thrust and backflips, looking to hit another one and Amalu shows the every-team-for-themselves mentality by grabbing him and throwing him across the ring with a high angle german suplex! Shaw rolls out of the ring while his mentor White takes notice of this and gets distracted long enough for Keith Battle to with a thunderous boxing hook to the jaw followed by a clothesline from Amalu that sends him toppling out to the floor next to Randy. The former title challengers the Brutallion each focus their attention on one of the Bulldogs in the upper left and lower right corners respectively while they are preoccupied beating down Southern Comfort. Battle and Amalu nail Ricky and Bobby with some of their respective striking moves and go to whip them at each other in the center of the ring, but surprisingly Bobbie leapfrogs over Ricky only to get caught with a big boot by Amalu while Ricky charges forth and spears Battle straight through the ropes to the floor! This leaves Amalu, Bobbie and Southern Comfort in the ring, but not for long as the big Amalu whips Bobbie Tisdale unceremoniously through the ropes to the floor in front of USAF before getting a surprise rollup by Jackson for the cover! ... One ... Two (Amalu is struggling) ... Three! (Jackson barely gets it!) Spoiler: click to toggle Amalu rolls to his feet in disbelief that they were just eliminated that quickly and he looks out to Jason White who shrugs, smirks and waves goodbye having clearly had the chance to stop their elimination, but he didn’t! Battle hasn’t gotten the memo on the outside as him and Ricky continue to brawl while USAF takes advantage of the referee and Southern Comfort being distract, by jumping on the apron, grabbing Jackson Hughes by the neck and dragging him over the top ropes aggressively and dumping him to the floor below only to get a dropkick that sends him sailing towards the barricade in return from his brother Austyn! The Brutallion is finally leaving the ringside area, though they are clearly pissed and tenaciously swearing revenge on all the teams involved. Meanwhile, Randy Shaw slides into the ring and starts trading quick punches with Austyn, We get the first real exchange of the match when Randy tries a martial arts-style leg sweep only for Austyn to jump over the leg and look for an arched boot to the face, but Randy matrix dodges into a back bridge. Austyn keeps running and runs right over Shaw (blind tag by Bobbie) and Shaw gets up looking for a dropkick but Austyn swats him out of the way and then hits a nice springboard cutter only to get body checked out of the ring as Bobbie hits him and then scrambles over to Shaw to try to swipe a pin! ... One ... Two-broken up by White! White and Bobbie start to argue as one of the GoF enforcer teams just tried to eliminate the other and now they are starting to argue again over it, but neither notices as Jackson comes in and front dropkicks Bobbie straight into White, causing White to spill out of the ring as Austyn goes for another quick elimination with the school boy- but it doesn’t matter as he is not the legal man and Ricky gets in to break it up anyways. The Hughes Brothers and the Tisdale brothers start trading fists in the center of the ring back and forth with the Hughes bros. winning the exchange until both Tisdale brother hit their respective counterpart with a boot to the gut and go for tandem powerbombs that back them into the east ropes, but somehow the legal man Randy Shaw gets back in the fray and uses the Bulldogs teetering balance against them by picking up one of each of their legs and dumping them over the ropes to the floor with Southern Comfort still on their shoulders! The four men fall dangerously to the floor in a pile right in front of White, who barely manages to dodge! Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Tom Hartman: Good god what a spill! I wouldn’t be surprised if one of them broke a bone in that pileup! Dexter Finch: Speaking of which, did you see Miss Jessie Rae out here early? That hot mamacita could give a dog a bone, especially if that bone happened to be on Dexter Finch. Eh Tom? You get it? My bone is my- Tom Hartman: I get it Dex just please drop the subject! White commends Randy for a job well done but then promptly scolds him for almost hitting him, telling him to drop and give him 20. Shaw then proceeds to do his pushups while on the outside, White goes to on the attack, hitting all four of his downed opponents, starting with a running knee lift to Jackson, a super kick to the kneeling Bobbie, then he throws Austyn into the stairs and then finally blasts Ricky with his Texas Kick (running bicycle kick)! White’s onslaught leaves all four guys down and he promptly rolls Bobbie into the ring where he is greeted by Bravo Bomb [Corkscrew 450 Splash, shouting Bravo-Bravo before the move] for the pin! ... One ... Two ...Thr-broken up by Ricky just barely White pounces on Ricky having barely lost his grip on him as Jacson climbs up onto the apron and tags in off Randy’s back and then grabs his head and snaps it off the top rope, causing him to stumble into a roll up from Bobbie-but Shaw isn’t the legal man this time! Before he can figure that out Jackson springboards in and hits a sloppy-on-purpose looking double foot stomp straight into Bobbie’s back! Jackson gets back to his feet and gets speared to the mat by Ricky Tisdale and White comes in next looking for a Texas Kick (bicycle kick) but Ricky catches him and hits a snap powerslam! Randy Shaw comes in next looking for an enzuiguri, but Ricky ducks and throws him with a half nelson suplex that folds him like an accordian! Austyn gets to the upper left corner while Ricky drags his brother Bobbie to the lower right, the crowd cheering them on as Jackson leaps in for a tag and gets it while Ricky gets on the apron looking to tag his brother- but he is pulled off the apron by the Hitmen before he can! Ricky’s face slams off the apron and then the Hitmen hit a double Flash Photography (tandem super kick to either side of the head), dropping Ricky to his knees while Southern Comfort executes the Southern Ball Buster (Running Neckbreaker/Dominator Combo) on Bobbie! Austyn goes for the pin while the Hitmen take imaginary snap shots of Ricky and Bobbie losing again before leaving through the crowd! ... One ... Two ... Three! Spoiler: click to toggle Tom Hartman: That’s what you call a receipt! I hate to advocate interference in a match, but I guess what goes around comes around after the Bulldogs interfered in the Hitmen’s match earlier. Dexter Finch: Turn about is fair play as they say, or as I like to say, payback is a bitch. Both remaining teams get up to a mass of applause; Southern Comfort and the US Air Force! The referee tries to get control of the scenario, but these guts don’t seem to care as all four dart into the fray, trading punches until Jackson knocks Randy over with some Red Neck Kung Fu! And turns his attention to double teaming White until Randy springboards off the ropes lands on White’s back and then hits a double overcastle neck breaker on Southern Comfort! With the champions down, White calls to finish it, taking Austyn and setting him up in electric chair position for the Black Hawk Down (Electric Chair[White] with Jumping Clothesline[Shaw]) while Shaw climbs the turnbuckle but Jackson hits White with a front dropkick that sends him stumbling towards Shaw on the turnbuckle with Austyn still on his shoulders! Austyn grabs Shaw’s head in a vertical suplex position while on White’s shoulders in an electric chair position as Jackson then grabs White in a german suplex and with that, all four men go toppling to the canvas in a german suplex/electric chair/superplex 4 car pileup to wild cheers! The referee has totally lost track of who is legal as Jackson crawls in for the pin on Shaw! ... One ... Two ... Thre-White breaks it up! All four men look to be growing very tired as Jackson starts trading punches with White, but the smash mouth veteran nails him with a forearm shot and hits a tiltawhirl backbreaker into a reverse DDT and then locks in his Whitemission [Kata ha jime] trying to force Jackson to tap out but Austyn jumps in and breaks it up this time! Randy comes in lightning fast and hits Austyn with a shining wizard, showing his maturation as a wrestler over the last several months as he cuts the air signaling that they are going to end this! He grabs Austyn by the head and goes for P.O.L. (Shiranui, shouting Papa-Omega-Lima before the move), but when he flips, he lands right on Jackson’s shoulders as Jackson then walks over to the ropes and deposits Shaw to the floor with a death valley driver and he lands hard! White goes for another Texas Kick (bicycle kick) out of desperation, but it’s no use! Jackson plants him face first on the bottom buckle with a reverse STO to counter and then lifts him in an electric position while Austyn climbs to the top Southern Dis-Comfort (stardust/electric chair facebuster)! Austyn goes for the pin! ... One ... Two .... Three! Spoiler: click to toggle "Gimmie Back My Bullets" kicks in as the Brothers Hughes rejoice in the center of the ring, having successfully defeated all three sets of opponents, but their celebration is short lived as.... Steve Corman: Cut the damn music! Who said this match was over? There is still one team left to eliminate boys! “Requiem” by Motzart begins to play as out comes James Galleon and AUB, the two smirking like the smarmy devils they are as they make their way down to the ring (Jessie Rae and Freeman also near) when Southern Comfort is attacked from behind by Jason White who nails them in the back with a chair! Tom Hartman: Those sore losers! White can’t seem to get the fact that his team lost and the Gentlemen of Fortune are out here to cash on the damage he has caused! Galleon and AUB enter the ring and order White to step aside and let them finish the job, but White doesn’t move and instead says, “We only take orders from Deacon Black maggots!” to a nice pop from the crowd as he holds the chair, contemplating hitting the Highrollers of Fortune with it as Deacon is the one that employed him and not them! White raises the chair when suddenly it is taken away by Ambrose’s bodyguard Freeman and the distraction allows Ambrose and Galleon to dump White over the ropes to the floor Southern Comfort is trying to will their way to their feet, but it seems to be of no use as the Gentlemen have them where they want them with Ambrose nailing Austyn with the Dixie Discomfort (Mr. Wrestling II style Running Knee Lift) and knocking his lights out while Galleon stiffles Jackson’s attempts at Red Neck Kung Fu with Hall of the Mountain King (Codebreaker) and then locks in the Moonlight Sonata (Romero Special/Surfboard w/ Dragon Sleeper) while Jackson struggles, but the lights are out as the referee checks his arm three times and that’s all she wrote! Spoiler: click to toggle Tom Hartman: This is an utter travesty! You sonsabitches did nothing to earn those titles! Despicable! Dexter Finch: Sufferin succotash Tom. No need to get so angry. Galleon and Ambrose pose with their newly won tag titles as Corman smiles from the stage and speaks once more. Steve Corman: And by the way fellas, say goodbye to Southern Comfort, because as far as I’m concerned, they can go back to that godforsaken hell hole Excelsior calls PWR because they are FIRED! _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We open with a shot of a very nervous looking Freddy Morris as the camera actually has to pan upward to scale the massive body of Venus all the way to her head. When the camera transitions to a medium shot, the trained eye can see Scotty Arniel, the manager of Marcus Orion, lingering in the background, though no one seems to notice as he gradually sneaks around in the background. Freddy Morris: “L-ladies and g-gentlemen, VENUS!” The camera pans to the looming figure of VENUS, who stands, arms crossed, not used to getting the warm reaction she’s receiving. Freddy Morris: “How do you feel your chances are tonight in the battle royal?” Freddy holds the mic there, trembling, as no one has ever truly heard VENUS speak. Suddenly a low, growling voice speaks forth. VENUS: “That championship..belongs to ME!” And without another word, VENUS storms off, leaving Freddy there, half amazed to hear the woman speak, but also relieved he wasn’t attacked by her. But before she can get off screen, the feed starts to blur with something like this(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eMDT_OJ6oc) except a psychotic laugh can be heard for only a few moments and then Scotty Arniel wonders in right next to Freddy awkwardly and says, Scotty Arniel: I think I'm in love! ... before leaving Freddy who looks awkwarded out by the whole thing. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ MAIN EVENT – Rage Woman's Title Battle Royal Ambiance/Venus/Gemini/Blaze/Kendra Rayne/Sierra Starr/Meghan Cross/Skye Haynes _____________________________ You Call Me A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing" by Halestorm kicks in, as the crowd’s reaction is mixed for the emerging Ambiance, who soaks up the reaction from the crowd like she's been waiting forever to embrace their hate. Ambiance points to herself as she walks down to the ring saying "Icon coming through, bitches!" before almost knocking over the cameraman on the way to the ring. She enters the ring and pumps her fist into the air after throwing back her hood, getting a good laugh at the crowd who boos her and grabbing a mic before the match begins, still holding the EWS Woman’s title that Cailin Dillon rightfully beat her for at Armageddon in the UK. Ambiance: Hahahahaha-ha! I missed this! For any of you scum sucking asswipes that misses Armageddon in the UK, I’m sure you remember it as the night Cailin won the EWS Woman’s title because its all about that fake little Texas barbie cunt! It always has been with you idiots! What none of you seem to understand is that this is MY title! MINE! And she thought she was going to take it away so easily, no fucking way! She is going to have to beat within an inch of my life to take the title I’ve worked my entire life for! So let’s get this match underway so I can add another piece of gold to my collection. It doesn’t matter if you are Texas cunt, a giant shemale or any other piece of crap excuse for talent on this roster because I- Ambiance is suddenly interrupted as the tune of Let The Sparks Fly begins to play to reveal a face that Ambiance is all too familiar with; Skye Haynes! Skye makes her way down to the ring with a microphone in her hand. Skye Haynes: I think I speak for everyone here tonight when I say Amber.... SHUT the HELL UP! The crowd pops as Skye doesn’t have a chance to say another words as Ambiance and her immediately start trading punches and then tie up as they battle around the ring trying to throw each other over the top rope! Tom Hartman: Skye Haynes is here! A few months ago she nearly defeated Ambiance for the EWS Woman’s title in PWR, but she came just a few moments short as the time limit expired. To say that there is no love lost here is an under-oh looky here! Skye goes over the top rope to the apron as Ambiance grabs her by the hair and attempts to knock her to the floor (though it is unclear if the match has officially started yet) while the next entrance kicks up; "Daughters of Darkness" by Halestorm starts to play as out runs the EWS Woman’s tag champions the Daughters of Darkness and they immediately go to attack Ambiance lifting her for a double back drop as Ambiance shoots her legs out and kicks Skye in the face, causing her to nearly fall off the apron but she is holding on by two fingers! DoD drops Ambiance to the mat as "The Devil Takes Care of His Own" by Band of Skulls comes on and out runs participants #5 and #6; Kendra Rayne and Sierra Starr, who immediately pounce on the Daughters of Darkness as they start to battle around the ring now and Skye rolls back in through the ropes. Out next comes crowd favorite Meghan Cross to "Sticks & Bricks" by A Day To Remember as she wastes no time darting to the ring and springboarding in with a molly-go-round that knocks both Gemini and Kendra down as she continues with the momentum and nails Ambiance with a flying forearm smash as she is clearly on a roll! Meghan hits Skye with the Cross-Checker (Argle Bargle) and then dodges a Starry Knight (bicycle kick from Sierra Starr that ends up nailing Ambiance and sending her through the ropes instead which leaves Sierra open for the OW! FUCK! MY JAW! (STIFF Open-Handed Slaps followed by a BRUTALLY STIFF Uraken to the face) and the The Per-Plex-Er (Sidewinder Suplex) from Cross as she is on FIRE! Then the arena goes dark momentarily as The lights shut off completely in the arena as Gustav Holst's Planet Suite ‘MARS – The Bringer of War’ begins to rumble ominously across the speakers. As the ominous tune picks up volume, a white high beam from the entrance way shines out. After a few moments, the lights return to reveal the eighth and final competitor in this battle royal, VENUS! Venus takes her time lumbering down to the ring while on the inside of the ring, Kendra hits a knee lift to the gut of Meghan and then throws her with a gutwrench suplex before getting nailed with a shining wizard from Blaze! On the outside, Ambiance seems content shouting insults at the other seven women in the ring after falling through the ropes when suddenly she is attacked from behind by the rightful EWS Woman’s champion Cailin Dillon as the two start brawling about the outside of the ring to a massive pop from the crowd! Tom Hartman: Cailin Dillon is here! Ambiance had to know she wasn’t going to stand for Ambiance stealing her newly won title and it looks like she is paying for it! Dexter Finch: So many beautiful women in one area! Oh man I might just faint into a pleasure coma. Tom Hartman: Save that for the privacy of your own home Dex. Venus has now gotten into the ring as the other six take shots at her one by one, with Gemini and Skye jumping on her first, but the massive Venus two handed choke tosses Gemini onto the turnbuckle so hard that she almost falls to the floor, but she manages to land on the apron to save herself while Venus shoves Skye back as she rolls right into a german suplex from Sierra Starr. Kendra and Sierra are the next to try their hand at their former Elite stable mate as their clubbing forearms and kicks to the knees are clearly doing damage to the giant, but they make a mistake when they try to irish whip the mammoth of woman across the ring because Venus won’t go and instead pulls them in to a huge double clothesline! Meghan Cross however takes advantage of this by nailing the unsuspecting Venus with the Cross-Examination (Shining Gamengiri), stumbling the giant back into the ropes as slowly but surely Meghan, Skye, Kendra, Sierra, Blaze and Gemini all make an unlikely force and try to eliminate Venus! That doesn’t last long however as the Sisters of Salvation decide to opt out by grabbing Gemini and tossing her over the ropes on the adjacent side of the ring as they try to eliminate their hated rival! Blaze jumps at the Sisters and starts battling them in an attempt to stop them from eliminating Gemini while nearby Meghan and Skye are not enough to keep the giant at bay as she battles out with stiff clubbing punches to both of them. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Ambiance gets the advantage in her fight with Cailin by hitting a kick to the nether regions and bouncing her head off the stairs and then to make matters worse, she takes off the EWS Woman’s title that she hadn’t removed up until this point and smashes it across the face of the rightful champion! Ambiance then slides into the ring and goes into a Shattered Dollhouse (codebreaker) frenzy by nailing Meghan, then Skye and even Venus with her finisher! Venus stumbles back and somehow Ambiance gets up the strength to use Venus’ loss of balance to tip her over the top rope with a clothesline- but Venus somehow lands on the apron to the shock of everyone! Tom Hartman: Venus barely hangs on! I can’t believe Ambiance was able to tip her over the top- and hold on what have we here? Dexter Finch: A dream come true! Suddenly Kendra breaks off her fight with the Daughter of Darkness while Sierra continues to grapple with Blaze in the corner while Gemini lays on the apron to staredown with Ambiance! The two look like they are going to start brawling when suddenly Ambiance turns around and is leveled the Eyes of Texas (sweet chin music) from Cailin! Cailin retrieves her EWS Woman’s title finally and leaves the arena to a round of applause! Kendra looks around for a moment before grabbing the downed body of Ambiance and tossing her over the top rope for the elimination- but Ambiance hangs on! Kendra doesn’t notice as she runs to the other side of the ring attempting to plant Gemini with a big boot while Gemini stands on the apron, but suddenly Gemini catches her with a back body drop to Kendra and she hits the floor hard! Kendra Rayne has been eliminated! On the other side of the ring, Ambiance is recovering on the apron and tries to reenter the ring when suddenly she is blasted by a dropkick that sends her sailing and nailing the barricade! Ambiance has been eliminated! Tom Hartman: I can’t believe it! Ambiance has been eliminated by Skye! Dexter Finch: Do I spy Mrs. Finch #3? Ambiance looks absolutely disgusted by this as in the upper right corner, Sierra continues to try to eliminate Blaze, but Meghan Cross starts chopping Sierra in the corner and quickly dives out of the way when she realizes Venus is barreling at her as Venus then squashed Sierra in the corner! Meanwhile, nearby Gemini pulls Blaze off the turnbuckle out of harms way before Venus can do any damage to her, but she completely miscalculates the fact that Kendra Rayne is still outside the ring right behind them! Kendra grabs the feet of both Daughters of Darkess, causing them to hit their faces on the apron on their way down! Gemini and Blaze have been eliminated! Kendra continues her assault on Blaze and Gemini as we are now down to four; Venus, Sierra, Meghan and Skye. Sierra is down, but the other three circle up when suddenly Ambiance pounces back into the ring and starts slamming forearms into the back of Skye’s head! This distracts Meghan as Venus rams her into the lower left corner with a shoulder thrust and then gets a big foot choke in the corner while Ambiance whips Skye over the ropes to the floor below! Skye Haynes has been eliminated! Officials have filtered out to stop the various fights going on at ringside including Kendra vs Gemini/Blaze and Ambiance vs. Skye while in the ring we now have three as Venus slaps a big paw around Meghan’s neck and slowly drives her over the rope despite Meghan clawing with everything she has to stay in the ring when suddenly Sierra comes charging across the ring with a Starry Knight (bicycle kick) that drapes Venus over the top rope, virtually knocked out! Sierra then nods to Meghan as the both of them elevate Venus up and over-no! Venus is holding on with everything she’s got! Meanwhile, for whatever reason, Orion’s manager Scotty Arniel seems to have snuck up to the ring and is cheering for his “love” Venus! Tom Hartman: Wait, what is Scotty Arniel doing out here? This doesn’t make sense at all... Dexter Finch: Or does it make more sense than sense Tom? Tom Hartman: You just talk to hear yourself talk sometimes, don’t you Dex? Meghan and Sierra almost get Venus out, but Venus fights out and ends up falling to a seated position back in the ring. Sierra and Meghan try to dead lift Venus, but Venus shoves them back and Sierra comes back with a dropkick to the face! Meghan meanwhile gets leveled from behind with a chair! Tom Hartman: What the hell?! Where did she come from? Wait a minute... I know that face! That’s Alexis Durden from Rising Sun! It is indeed Alexis Durden as she slams her custom frownie face-painted chair across Meghan’s face a good several times and then whips her over the ropes to the floor! Meghan Cross has been eliminated! On the outside Alexis continues her assault with a wicked laugh and seems to be reciting somesort of nursery rhyme (Pop Goes the Weasel) as she slams that chair down into Meghan’s back over until she is satisfied and set the chair up in a standing position, putting Meghan’s body over it and then she climbs on the apron and jumps off, stomping down on the back of Meghan’s head (something like Seth Rollin’s Blackout), smashing Meghan’s face off the chair and leaving her knocked out as Durden comes up to her and says, “Until next time deary!” before leaving through the crowd! Meanwhile in the ring Sierra is doing everything she can to muscle Venus to her feet, but again Venus shoves her towards the center of the ring and comes barreling in for a big boot, but she gets caught in a single leg takedown by Sierra as she tries to muscle the giant into the Queen of Mean (Sharpshooter), but Venus shoves her backwards with a double boot to the face that sends Sierra to the corner! Sierra immediately bounces out back into a tenatious attack, but Venus grabs her by the throat, drives her back into the corner and sets her on the top rope, looking to knock her out of the ring- but no! Sierra gets an arm scissors on Venus and falls down over the ropes in a risky move- but it is working! With her legs synched around Venus’ arm, she starts to pull the giant over the top rope to the floor! The crowd is going crazy for this as Venus starts to fall over the ropes and Sierra releases the hold before Venus can throw her to the floor, leaving both of them on the apron! Sierra starts slamming Venus’ chest with chops, but then Venus hits an open handed slap of her own, then a knee to the gut before grabbing Sierra and looking to chokeslam her off the apron and she succeeds, but Sierra pulls Venus down with her with her as both of them hit the floor! Tom Hartman: Wow that was close! Who won the match? There are a few minutes of reviewing the footage when the referees come to the conclusion. Spoiler: click to toggle Sierra looks shocked as the footage replays over and over, showing that only one of Venus’ feet touches the ground first, but her other foot touches after Sierra’s feet landed! Sierra shoots a glare to Venus who is presented with her new title as she climbs into the ring and begins to celebrate her return to the top of the ladder while Scotty Arniel cheers her on the outside of the ring. Venus looks at him with a bewildered expression, holding the title into the air, as the camera then shows Sierra’s disappointment as the show goes off the air. COPYRIGHT EXCELSIOR WRESTLING SOCIETY 2014 |
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