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Friday Night Rage #23; 8.15.14
Topic Started: Aug 18 2014, 10:41 PM (201 Views)
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The Unremarkable
PRESHOW MATCH: Hayden McClane vs. Ardkill Adhlactha

Our contest begins with “The Fighting Irish” Hayden McClane pacing on the eastern ring apron. His opponent Ardkill Adhlactha (Buried from the High Church) appears panicked knowing McClane's reputation as a total badass, but still bravely prepares to fight none-the-less, flailing his arms in a manner comparable to whirling dervishes while standing in the center of the ring. McClane smirks and immediately enters his conquered soil breaking his fair share of someone else’s bones tonight with a straight up Busaiku Knee Kick when Ardkill screams and prepares to charge. Ardkill falls onto his back facing west, but it appears “The Baddest Mother F*cker on the Planet” wants to send this guy packed in a full-sized overnight bag. Hayden picks up Adhlactha up for an Irish Whip against the western ring ropes while he bounds northward. With impeccable timing, McClane connects flush with an Exploder Bodycheck even “The Alpha Male” Monty Brown couldn’t have performed better. Ardkill ragdolls into the southeastern turnbuckle post.

Hayden drags Ardkill until he reaches the northern set of ring ropes. Hoisting Adhlactha’s nearly unconscious carcass, McClane connects with a Suzuki Double Tombstone. According to Japanese supersitition, short life expectancy will occur if you rest your head facing the North Direction. Hayden finishes off his agonized adversary with a Ground & Pound barrage until the referee waives him off.

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After having his hand raised in victory, “The Baddest Mother F*cker on the Planet” cracks his neck with a cocky smirk and spits out the gum he was chewing, having barely broken a sweat when..... "Dressed to Digress" hits the speakers and out comes THE Billy Way!

McClane, seems more annoyed than anything as The Billy Way appears on the northwestern entrance ramp. Mr. Way opens up a briefcase containing what is believed to be 5,000 American Dollars.


The Billy Way: Ooh, Hayden you hunky honey badger, you. Remember me? Last time we met, you revved up my engine something fierce and now I'm firing on all cylinders baby! I want to see if I can squeeze any sugar outta that big hunky tank. I've got 5,000 "Bones" for you if you want to show me a good time in 2 weeks. Hehe.... Do we have a deal?

Hayden McClane: What the hell was that the old commish think hire you? This roster is filled with fuckin’ freaks…

The Billy Way: Wouldn’t have it any other way, tall dark and sexy.

Hayden McClane: But tell you what,, I can't say no to someone looking to get their ass kicked when it pays that well. If you want to end up sucking your meals through a straw for the rest of your days, you've got it. If I can get some green in my pockets after tearin’ your sockets, then I accept your challenge. Better get some ligament insurance, ‘cause in fourteen days, you’ll be just like my opponent tonight… on your way to the hospital, or if you're lucky, maybe even a morgue.


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Posted ImageLive from St. Louis, Missouri.
Friday, August 15th 2014

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The show opened with fireworks, smoke and a light display set to the tune of "Runnin' Wild” by Airbourne.


The crowd cheered as cameras panned the arena, picking up several of the more memorable signs on display:

"CORMAN SCREWED DDV!"

"We Want More Billy Way- The Billy Way!"

“R.I.P. Jim the Sasquatch. How We Hardly New Ye'"


The show begins by the cameras swinging to ringside to show Tom and Dexter and then “It’s All About The Benjamins” brings out Steve Corman to a chorus of boos, flanked by The High Rollers Of Fortune, Deacon Black and Charles Williams up front, Williams and Black seemingly a bit conflicted, with James Galleon and AUB taking up the rear with Komodo, Freeman, and Jessie Rae. Corman rubs the LVF Championship that he’s wearing around his waist as the fans are giving Corman some serious heat before he even brings the mic to his lips.

Tom Hartman: “Welcome to the show folks and as it would seem, the dastardly Steve Corman has definitely NOT appealed to our fans in recent weeks.”

Dexter Finch: “Kind of how regular ketchup doesn’t appeal to me. I miss the purple and green colored kinds. Remember those, Tom?”

Tom Hartman: “Product placement, did Corman put you up to that, Finch?”

Dexter Finch: “No way. I’m one of the good guys. Plus he thinks my name is Greg.”

Corman looks out onto the crowd, shaking his head.

Steve Corman: “You people still don’t know what’s good for you, do you? Well that’s fine, because that’s why I’m here, to give you people what’s good for you, to give you the best programming on television. Tonight, the EWS Junior Heavyweight Champion, Mike "Dull as a Door Nob" Craven is in the house, and despite my personal feelings, that’s a good thing, because he’s defending that title against YOUR brand new High Octane Champion, Charles Williams!!”

Corman points at Williams and claps as the crowd boos Williams, who we can’t be sure is appreciating all the attention.

Steve Corman: “But that’s not all. I’ve got some other business to tend to tonight. First of all, in a couple of weeks, not only is Rage hosting Gateway III, but we’re also hosting the cross promotional event, Midwest Massacre And since we’re hosting, the Triple Crown Champion, Duncan Aries will be present on that show, and yours truly, well I’m tasked with naming a #1 contender. Now-“

Corman is interrupted by “The World’s Greatest” by R. Kelly, as Marcus Orion emerges with Scotty Arniel who is bowing to his client as Hayden McClane stands behind both men. They make their way to ringside, stopping just by the announce table as Orion’s music cuts out. Arniel takes a mic.

Scotty Arniel: “Pardon the interruption, Mr. Corman, but I just wanted to let you and all his adoring fans out there know-“

The crowd is booing Arniel as he just smiles and waves at them.

Scotty Arniel: “That both myself and Mr. Hayden McClane both feel that Marcus Orion is more than deserving to be named the #1 contender to the EWS Triple Crown Heavyweight Championship! After all, he came back to wrestling because his fans around the world demanded it and with that belt that is soon to be Orion's, you can bet that the world will get not only what it wants, but what it needs- MORE ORION!”

Orion is beaming with pride as the crowd boos the trio. Corman nods.

Steve Corman: “I can appreciate that confidence, Arniel. I’d be more than happy to-“

Deacon leans in and interrupts.

Deacon Black: “No offense, but excuse me? Nobody deserves that shot more than me.”

This causes commotion between the other High Rollers, as Corman watches on, Deacon telling them all to relax and that “this one is his.”Before Corman can interject..

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

Corman scowls as “Boom” by P.O.D. hits the PA system. The crowd comes unglued as DDV makes his way out, with none other than Josh Hominick by his side. The duo stops at the bottom of the ramp, looking up at the group, DDV then focusing on Orion and McLane. The crowd is chanting for Danny as he looks straight ahead at Corman.

DDV: “How the hell are you, Marcus? (Orion and co just look on with displeasure) How about you Steve? Feeling pretty proud of yourself after the crap you've been pulling the last couple weeks?”

Steve Corman: “That’s Mr. Corman to you.”

DDV: “Yeah, whatever. Blow it out your ass.”

The crowd is going crazy as DDV just smirks at Corman who looks furious.

DDV: “You see, Steve, we’ve got a problem. Josh and I, we heard you out here, flabbing your gums about naming a #1 contender to the Triple Crown Championship, and an opportunity like that comes around every blue moon and since we know you and we’re tired of your shit already, like hell if either of us are going to allow you to tarnish the prestige of that title.”

Marcus Orion: Excuse me VDP, but let's not get ahead of ourselves....

DDV: You ought to shut your mouth too Orion before I stick by boot straight down your throat too! You showing up on Rage , Vincent Thorn getting taken out, Corman coming into power- all of you have been conspiring this whole time to turn Rage and EWS into your own personal ego boosters because you all know deep down that you're too chicken shit to make an impact without hiding behind each other's skirts!

Scotty Arniel: How dare you speak to the glorious Marcus Orion that w-

Orion holds up a hand to silence Scotty, his expression going from disgust to a golden arrogance once again.

Marcus Orion: Listen Diamond Falice Page, I can see you're angry and I can't blame you. Not everyone has the glory of being yours truly like myself. Being the humble, well-manner philanthropist and general shining ambassador of the world as I am, it comes as both a great blessing and a great curse. A great curse because I can see guys like you toiling at the bottom of the barrel, trying your very heart out to be something more than you are and pretending that you are half the physical specimens that I am. I get it DDT, you're like the little engine who could. While in reality, you aren't that great, these people, my people, love you because you are just like every one of them; you can try and try and try and maybe, just maybe you'll find some mediocre job to be proud of, marry some average shmoe and breed even more plebians, just hoping that their is a chance that they'll be something you never were, but I've got news for you; they won't, and none of you will. You can try all you want with your lack of talent and charisma, but you'll still never be as good as real talent; you'll never be THE Marcus Orion. Further more-

Josh Hominick: -I've heard enough. Shut up and sit down Orion! (the fans pop while Orion looks very displeased) You are all seeming to overlook one little detail, especially you Corman. I didn't come to Rage to watch pompous, rich brats buy titles. I came here to do just like I did in Japan- TAKE titles and RUN DOWN anyone who stands in my way! t don't care what it takes, who I have to go through, how many of your High Rollers I have to dismantle. Deacon Black already has a Rage title shot that he doesn't deserve, and when I decisively BEAT both him and Leonard Luv to become the St. Louis Rage champion at Gateway III, there will be no other choice for who deserves a shot at the biggest one of them all the following Sunday and that choice will be-

Corman looks to respond when..

HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE, PUT A LITTLE LOVE IN IT!

“Luv Addict” by Family Force 5, brings out the reigning St. Louis Rage champion, Leonard Luv with Inga Lovegood and Brutus by his side. Also with him are Laszlo and Vincent Delerious. Luv stops at the top of the ramp. Luv is getting a mixed reaction as he brings a mic to his lips.

Leonard Luv: “Oh no no no, say it ain’t so, Daddy-O! A guy who hasn’t been relevant since his days in EPW? Two guys who can’t lace my boots? A group of little teabaggers, come on, Steve-O, you know none of them are worthy to be named the #1 contender to the Triple Crown, and why? Because that belongs to one man, ol’ Doctor Luv himself, me.”

Steve Corman: “You know something, I’m glad all of you said your peace, because here comes the LAW. I’m going to think about all of this, and make me decision on the next show. As for tonight, we’re going to have ourselves a tag team match, and it’s going to be Deacon Black and Marcus Orion, versus DDV and Josh Hominick. As for you, Luv, you’re going to be the special guest referee and if I’ve got any advice for you, champ, choose your side wisely....... And one more thing Hominick (getting face to face with the juggernaut), I don't know who you think you are acting like you are in the Rage title match at Gateway III between Luv and Black. As far as I'm concerned you will never, EVER get a shot at the Rage title so long as I'm-”

And with that Hominick picks Corman up and spinebusters him to the mat to a loud pop as the High Rollers of Fortune immediately swarm and begin to brawl with DDV and Hominick while Orion slyly dips to the outside of the ring and begins leaving with McClane! The High Rollers of Fortune initially get the advantage in the brawl, but one by one, DDV and Hominick toss Williams and Galleon over the ropes, knee trembler (DDV) AUB through them and double clothesline Komodo over them as well! Both of them then focus their attack on Deacon Black, but Black dives out of the ring on his own and starts making his way through the crowd! The rest of the High Rollers of Fortune regroup on the outside with a steaming pissed Steve Corman as "Fire It Up" begins to play again, Orion and his crew making their ways up the ramp, Luv and his crew laughing at the commotion from the top of the ramp and finally DDV and Hominick jumping to the turnbuckles and pointing to Corman as we go to commercial break.

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***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
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MATCH 1 –
Togo Oni vs. Mikey Mitchell
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“Minerva starts up, as we see a pattern of stars flickering over a screen. When the song kicks into gear, gold pyros rain down as Togo emerges, his arms crossed as the gold falls behind him. He continues walking, entering the ring and climbing a turnbuckle, his hands held in a way that looks like he’s channeling some unknown element, maybe lightning, as he closes his eyes and tilts his head back, the crowd giving him a nice ovation. He climbs down and rubs his hands together as his music fades out.

Tom Hartman: Togo Oni is in fighting form tonight after a great battle with "Marvelous" Mikey Mitchell two weeks ago. Unfortunately Mikey ducked out of the match before we could decide a true winner, so tonight they will face off again, but this time, there are no count outs.

Dexter Finch: That’s a good thing because I think Mikey will take a couple hundred selfies before he figures out that there is supposed to be a match going on.

"One Night Only" takes over the arena as "Marvelous" Mikey Mitchell makes his way through the curtain. Donned in colorful tights and a furry vest, he stops before the ramp, looks directly into the closest camera, and blows a kiss before he begins his walk to the ring, looking smug as can be as a couple backstage stylist-looking guys come out, bringing a full body mirror with them and remarking about how he looks absolutely marvelous. Mikey admires himself.... and admires himself.... and is still admiring himself on the stage as he takes several selfless, paying no attention to Togo who is growing irritated in the ring! Finally, Oni has had enough, dives out of the ring and makes a b-line straight for Mikey up the ramp! The crowd pops as Oni charges and Mikey notices out of the side of the mirror that Togo is coming is coming and whips one of his hair stylists straight into Oni’s war path to get nailed by a huge clothesline!

The stylist goes down as Mikey then uses the distraction to run over to the crowd and he takes off through the stands with Togo in hot pursuit, even pushing through any bystanders that happen to be in his path as he frantically tries to put distance between him and Togo! Togo ducks and weaves through the crowd chasing Mikey a good ways into the crowd before Mikey jumps the barricade with Oni in pursuit and then blasts Oni with a superkick as soon as Oni attempts to climb the barricade! Mikey hops back over into the crowd with a smug look on his face having successfully kited Oni into a sneak attack as he carelessly whips Oni back over the barricade into the ringside area and goes to slam his face into the upper right corner post, but Oni stops it with his foot and slams Oni’s face into it instead! With that, Oni rolls Mikey into the ring for the match to officially begin and gets a rake to the eyes from Mikey followed by a clothesline that sends Oni back over the ropes to the outside (landing on his feet) as Mitchell runs the ropes and flies over them with a suicide plancha to the outside- but Oni side steps him allowed him to crash back first on the floor with a huge thud!

Oni holds his back in pain and calls for a timeout outside the ring, but Oni gives him no quarter by hitting the kneeling Mitchell with shoot kicks to the chest followed by a stiff buzzsaw kick to the chops! Oni then begins to put his surgical presition to work by targeting Mitchell’s back by picking him up and running him back first into the upper right corner post and then dropping him with a a backbreaker. Oni climbs the barricade, interacting with a few fans as he sets up for a diving leg drop onto Mitchell, but Mitchell desperation dives and knocks out one of his legs, causing Oni to fall crotch first onto the barricade to a nice “Oooohhh!” from the crowd. With Oni straddling the barricade, Mitchell grabs him by the hair and starts to slam fists into his face before jumping onto the apron and then jumping at Oni, catching him by the head and throwing him across the floor with an impressive diving hurricanrana that throws Oni off the barricade! Mitchell lands on his knees and pulls the camera man close, raising his eyebrow and giving another smug smirk as he looks dead into the camera and says, “THAT was Marvelous!”

Tom Hartman: As annoying as Malclom M. Mitchell’s younger sibling is, I must say that I’m impressed with the ring awareness and sheer skill he is displaying here. It’s just a shame that he’s a snot nosed little brat.

Dexter Finch: Hey I can’t control how runny my nose is Tom! You don’t have to call me names. I thought you liked me -sniff-.

Tom Hartman: I wasn’t referring to you Dex.

Dexter Finch: -sniff- Then you never give me attention.

Mitchell then picks the dazed Oni up and lifts him so that Oni is in position for an apron hung DDT, but Oni just as quickly slides his legs off with the momentum and counters into an incredibly fluid northlights suplex! Now Oni has Mitchell right where he wants him, running Mikey over to the announce tables, motions for the spanish commentary team to get out of the way and whips Mikey over the announce table into all the equipment below! Oni mounts Mikey, being sure to say, “What is my name?” to no response as he then grabs a fist full of Mikey’s hair and slams a couple of fists into his face before repeating the question and the same response. After awhile, Oni stops punching Mitchell, gets up and motions for everyone to get out of the way in the area behind the commentary tables as he sets up and goes running in for a shining wizard- and catches a mena chair shot to the face!

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The crowd collectively boos as once again Mikey has gotten out of a fair fight and is now seething in anger as he demands for somebody to bring him a mirror and when he sees that Oni messed up his hair (granted, it was growing messy through the match), he immediately jumps back into a mounted position on Oni and starts bashing him mercilessly with the chair shouting, “YOU- MESSED UP- MY- HAIR! Now I’ll mess up your already hideous face!” before slamming him with one more chair shot as he gets up and walks to the back, demanding for his stylists to fix the “fashion disaster” that Oni created as medics rush to ringside to help Oni.


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***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE***
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We cut backstage to the High Rollers Of Fortune locker room, and although we can’t pick up what’s said, Jessie Rae and James Galleon are having a conversation. Deacon Black enters, seemingly upset about something.

Deacon Black: “Miss Jessie Rae, if you could excuse us for just a moment.”

Jessie Rae: “Surely mah kind sirs.”

Jessie smiles and exits the scene, closing the door behind her.

Deacon Black: “Listen, I don’t know what you’re doing, James, but I would caution you not to send anymore tweets like you did last week.”

James Galleon: “What in the bloody hell are you talking about? I didn’t send any tweet.”

Deacon Black: “I saw it. Just come out with it. You said that the Rage title's only rightful place is around your waist and that you'll even go through me to get it!"

James Galleon: “You think I would say something like that? Proposterous! You’re mad!”

Deacon Black: “You’re the only one mad here. I’m just a little hurt, that’s all. You need to be honest with us and we built the High Rollers of Fortune on the fact that we are all equally entitled to the glory that we take for ourselves.”

James Galleon: “Honesty? You want honesty? Here’s some for you. There’s NO ONE who can stop me from becoming a World Champion. How’s THAT for honesty?”

Deacon Black: “James, I’m warning you. DON’T step out of line. You’ll regret it later.”

James Galleon: “Will I?”

Before Galleon can walk away, Deacon grabs his arm.

Deacon Black: "Don't think I don't know about what's going on with you and Jessie Rae. She is Ambrose's wife. For all our sakes, KEEP AWAY from her. Do I make myself clear?

Galleon scoffs and walks away, Deacon sighing with his hands on his hips at that development.

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***ELSEWHERE BACKSTAGE***
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We see Meghan Cross who is apparently having a friendly chat with a random tech girl backstage at one of the food tables as she appears to be drinking some sort of punch like a bunch of the backstage crew when suddenly people start groaning in pain around her and holding their stomachs as they fall to the ground and fade into unconsciousness!

Meghan Cross: What-what the hell is going on?! Karen? What's wrong- oh no! *cough*hack*cough*

The tech girl runs off towards a trash can and begins to throw up as Meghan keels over as well, holding her stomach as if she is about to throw up when she looks upwards to see a new woman standing before her- Alexis Durden!

Alexis Durden: Oh deary, do you not learn anything from the movies? Someone always spikes the punch and that's my punch line hahaha! Nighty nighty my pretty little doll!

Meghan Cross: Y-y-you....

Meghan falls over into unconsciousness as the scene has grown eerily silent, all of the victims of the spiked punch being unconscious on the floor as Alexis flashes a wicked smile and we fade to commercial break.


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***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
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MATCH 2 – Dog Collar Match
The Hitmen vs. South Texas Bulldogs
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“Bruises” by Unloco starts to play as Bobbie comes out first and throws his hands up to a hail of boos as Ricky comes out and just raises one fist in the air. Both men seem to not even care they are being met with a hail of boos. They both put their arms down and walk to the ring, mouthing off to the fans as they walk to the ring. They reach the ring and both men wipe their feet before entering the ring, brandishing a matching set of dog collars with chains attached especially for this match.

'Justice' by Rev Theory plays over the PA system as green and red flashing lights dance around the entrance area. Cormac Cobbs and BB Damage come running out from the back energetically and stops at the top of the ramp, posing, to allow those in attendance to take photographs of them both. They make their way down towards the ring stopping randomly and doing funny poses for the fans. After they have finished with playing up to the crowd they climb into the ring and dances around a little. Then they points out to all of the crowd, spinning around as they do it. Stop and, with their hands, pretends to be taking photos on an imaginary camera. The crowd starts going wild then they do one final pose for them.


Tom Hartman: Tonight we have a rather interesting match for you folks; The Hitmen and the South Texas Bulldogs are set to do battle in a Double Dog Collar Match. The rules are simple; each member of one team will be chained to a member of their opponents’ team by dog collars fastened around their necks bound by a length of chain. This means there will be two tethered pairs which could become rather problematic if they start to get tied up. Naturally, the chains themselves are legal weapons and there are no count outs with tornado tag rules, but any other weapons will result in a disqualification.

Dexter Finch: I love dogs, but I hate dog collars. Reminds me of how my mean old great aunt would chain me out in the yard whenever I’d poop on the floor and say that I might as well be a dog if I can’t use the toilet like a human.

Tom Hartman: Geeze Dex, your family sounds more and more awful every time you talk about them.

The referee places the collars on all four competitors, Cormac Cobbs being chained by the collar to Ricky Tisdale and BB Damage being tethered to Bobby Tisdale. The lengths of chain span most of the ring’s width as both teams back to their respect sides and test out the chains that are being pulled tight as the referee calls for the bell and both teams charge in and get into an all out brawl! In the course of the double fist fight, Ricky wraps the chain around his fist and starts nailing both Cobbs and Damage with it as he gradually wraps the chain further and further around his arm to pull Cobbs close to him to nail a short arm clothesline with his un wrapped arm while Bobbie starts taking the fight to BB, but BB whips Bobbie through the ropes to the floor and without thinking about how the chain is now weaving through the top two ropes, BB vaults over the top rope looking for a torando DDT on the floor- but the chain stops him half way! The result it BB swinging down with the chain now weaved over the top rope and grabbing Bobbie with a modified front face lock as Bobbie is struggling like crazy as BB lets go and realizes that the collar has started to choke Bobbie thanks to the chain being wrapped around the top rope!

Meanwhile Ricky sees this and goes to save his brother with most of his chain wrapped around his arm when his tether buddy Cobbs wraps the remains of their chain around Ricky’s foot and trips him flat on face before standing sitting on Ricky’s back and wrapping the chain around his neck for a modified camel clutch which also immobilizes Ricky’s chain-wrapped arm! On the outside, Bobbie works his way to a sitting position on the apron to get the pressure off his neck so that he basically isn’t being hung by it as BB unleashes chops to his chest and then hops up onto the apron and looks for a hurricanrana from the apron to the floor, but again the chain stops them as BB leans backwards, his legs wrapped around Bobbie’s neck as the chained collar continues to choke him!


Tom Hartman: The Bulldogs are in a very bad position right now as the Hitmen appear to be right at home in the environment of a dog collar match!

Dexter Finch: Woof woof mother fu-(cut off by Tom)

Bobbie, while being choked by BB, eventually manages to get to a standing position on the and uses an impressive amount of strength to deadlift BB up into a powerbomb position and then pivots, dumping BB down hard back inside the ring and then walking back in between the ropes and planting a boot hard into Cobb’s face to break up the chain aided camel clutch. Bobbie appears to be breathing heavily as he takes his own chain and wraps it around Cormac’s neck when BB jumps in after a few seconds and hits a zigzag on Bobbie to stop him! BB gets to his feet only to turn around and be leveled by a huge chained arm lariat from Ricky Tisdale that turns him inside out and appears to bust BB open! Ricky goes back to attack Cobbs, but Cobbs pulls the chain which pulls Ricky right into a monkey flip that sends him flying and hitting back first in the upper right corner, falling in a heap in the corner as the crowd goes crazy for all of these innovative chain-assisted moves! Again, the two respective pairs break off into their own wars as Cobbs gets up and starts stomping the chains straight into Ricky’s face in the corner while Bobbie hits a chain assisted german suplex by wrapping it around BB’s waist and then shifting over into a front facelock, gator rolling him across the chains to painful effect. Bobbie takes the viciousness to the next level by wrapping the chain around BB’s neck and flipping over him with his finisher, The Destroyer (Canadian Destroyer), choking BB while driving him head first into the mat! Bobbie goes for the cover!

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Cobbs is occupied in the opposite corner, slamming kicks and chain punches in Ricky to bust him open.

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... Three-No! Cobbs notices in time and dives in with just enough slack on the chain to kick Bobbie in the head with a front dropkick!


Tom Hartman: Wow just in time! These guys are utilizing the chains to full effect. It’s no wonder that the Hitmen won their Fortune Invitational Qualifier match last week because they are showing that they very well could be the next Rage Tag champions.

Cobbs momentarily breaths easy, but it doesn’t last long as Ricky yanks him backwards straight into another chain arm lariat to the back of the head and then wraps him into a chain assisted cobra clutch, backing up against the upper right corner while Bobbie gets to his and starts working Cobbs over with chain fist punches to the gut. When they feel satisfied with the damage, Bobbie climbs the turnbuckle while Ricky finally unwraps the chains from his arm and goes to lift Cobbs up onto Bobbie’s shoulders for the Last Rites (Aided Superbomb from Top Rope), but suddenly BB pulls on the chain, causing Bobbie to fall off the corner and crash into Ricky! Damage springboards and nails a Slingshot DDT that plants Bobbie straight into the mat while Cobbs hits a chain assisted C-Squared (Cut Throat Neckbreaker) on Ricky! Meanwhile, BB uses his own chain to basically hog-tie Bobbie into a modified upright surfboard hold as he shouts for Cobbs to finish it and Cobbs does by blasting the chained up Bobbie with the Flash Photography superkick! Bobbie’s eyes roll into the back of his head as BB unties him just enough to cover him while Cobbs stands guard!

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... Two

Ricky tries to stop it, but Cobbs slams the chain into his head!

... Three!


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The referee unlocks the collars around the Hitmen’s necks first as they celebrate their well fought victory when they are suddenly blindsided with chairs by Tokyo Drift! Kaz and Yoshi slam the chairs into them several times and then start to choke them out with the left over chains from the collars to a wide array of boos for their actions! Kaz grabs a microphone after the beating to explain their actions.

Kaz Hashimoto: "We warned you not to bring your personal business into our tournament match. Now you pay the price for screwing us out of our title shot! Next week, we challenge you- if you've got the guts, put your Fortune Invitational qualifier spot on the line against us. If you win, we will acknowledge you as the better team. But you won’t because you could never beat us by anything other than a fluke! We will not allow you to get away with what rightfully belongs to us!"

With that, Tokyo Drift leaves the Hitmen in the ring and heads to the back.
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***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE***
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We open in Steve Corman’s office as THE CHAMP and Commish is enjoying a stiff drink and watching the program, enjoying himself when barging into the office is Leonard Luv, all alone which is unusual for the champion. Clad in a hot pink polo shirt and tan slacks, Luv walks right up to Corman and places his hands firmly on his desk. Luv chuckles then is deadpan serious.

Leonard Luv: “Mind telling me while you had my gorgeous self attacked on the last show, Daddy-O?”

Steve Corman: “Luv, Luv, come on man. You know it wasn’t personal, just business. We both know that The High Rollers Of Fortune are the future of EWS and I think I speak for the whole group when I say it would be beneficial for you to lose the Rage Title to someone like Deacon Black.”

Leonard Luv: “Oh would it? Please, tell me more.”

Steve Corman: “Luv, I’m a straight shooter. Some people like it, some people don’t, but here it is, straight from THE CHAMP. You’re old news, Luv.”

Leonard Luv: “Old news?”

Steve Corman: “Did I stutter? You haven’t done anything special since your dealings with Van Wyld and the only reason you’re champion of the “B” show is because you found yourself on the wrong side of the draft. But you know something about this “B” show, it’s going to become something big, an “A” show, with myself at command. As far as you go, Luv, you can get with the program, learn to follow my command, or get buried with the rest of the talentless garbage. Your choice..Daddy-O.”

Luv doesn’t say a word, and then rips off his shades, getting up real close to Corman’s face.

Leonard Luv: “Talentless garbage? Let me make this perfectly clear so that even someone like YOU can understand it. Old news? You haven’t been relevant to this business since Bush was in office, THE FIRST TIME, and second, you want to go looking around for talentless garbage, Corman..”

Luv pulls something out of his pocket, holding it up.

A pocket mirror.

Leonard Luv: “Look in the fucking mirror, Daddy-O.”

Luv throws the mirror at Corman, who reacts as it drops to the floor. Corman picks it up with a scowl, as it lays shattered in his hand. Luv smirks.

Leonard Luv: “Would ya look at that. Seven years bad luck, Steve-O. Sucks to be you.”

Luv whistles to himself and goes to walk away, almost walking right into Justin Moreno as there’s a huge pop for these former rivals as they share an intense stare for a moment. Moreno turns away from Luv as the Rage champion leaves as Corman tries to clean up the mess Luv left for him.

Steve Corman: “What?”

Justin Moreno: “I’m just letting you know, you better not ruin the EWS Junior Heavyweight Title match like you did the High Octane Title match last week, because if you do, there’s stopping me from making sure the match goes through with honor.”

Moreno leaves as Corman motions with his head to the background. Kokushi steps into view with boos from the crowd.

Steve Corman: “That little bugger Moreno, he’s becoming a problem. Take care of it.”

And with that we close in on Kokushi making a slit throat motion as Corman laughs, the scene fading out.

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***ELSEWHERE BACKSTAGE***
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We go backstage to find Brandon Laux sitting silent and staring at the floor as if locked inside his own paranoid mind as he huffs in anger as Alex Hawke approaches him.

Alex Hawke: Are you ready for our tag team match tonight? (Laux does not reply?) Listen, I've just about had it up here with this crap Brandon! I'm sick of having to look over my shoulder knowing that you could stab me in the back at any moment. Don't think I haven't noticed. What I don't get is why; why are you turning on one of the only people in this corrupt country and piece of shit world that sympathizes with your plight? Because Steve Corman told you that one of us is a traitor? You should know as well as I do that he was lying through his teeth! I came to EWS and to wrestle in America for the first time in my career for one main purpose; to expose the lies and corruption that this society especially likes to spew like vomit and to open everyone's eyes to how they are being manipulated like puppets by people like Steve Corman and the High Rollers of Fortune. Are you one of their puppets, huh? Are you?

Laux stands up and gets right in Laux's face.

Brandon Laux: I am no puppet oh no no no! But the High Rollers aren't the ones who's motives I'm questioning because they can be read like an open book. The one who's motivations I am really questioning, are yours! I am not Corman's puppet, but I'm not yours either! I sure as hell don't trust them, but why the hell should I trust you?

Alex Hawke: I'm not asking you to like me or even trust me, but we both want the same thing; to bring down those who seek to oppress and manipulate us!

Brandon Laux: And where does that leave you? You keep saying that we have the same goals, but do we really? Give me one damn good reason why I should listen to a word you say?! For all I know, you are one of Corman's henchmen... for all I know, you could be WORSE than Steve Corman!

Hawke is taken aback by Laux's stance against him and is momentarily struck speechless.

Brandon Laux: I despise Steve Corman and the High Rollers. They may be the king of this little chessboard, but they are the pawns of a far bigger conspiracy.... but first thing is first; I'm taking out the High Rollers and Steve Corman to send a message to the monsters that control the world, and I'm doing it with or without you. Let's get this over with...

Laux walks off, towards the ring area with Hawke looking like he isn't quite sure of what to think of what Laux just said.

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MATCH 3 – Fortune Invitational Qualifier Match
Acer Stone/Sebastian Jankowski vs. Laszlo's Monsters Ball vs. Alex Hawke/Brandon Laux
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We come back to find James Galleon and Ambrose Ulysses Beaurregarde sitting atop their very ornate throne-like chairs on top of a podium set up on the stage. Miss Jessie Rae and Galleon can occasionally be seen sharing glances as they are set to watch the second match of their Fortune Invitational commence.

‘Invincible’ by Adelitas Way hits and Acer Stone and Sebastian Jankwoski come running out onto the stage and play to the crowd a bit before hi-fiving and motioning to the unamused High Rollers of Fortune that they will be the next champions and taking a full tilt sprint and slide into the ring. The two of them high five and pull each other into somewhat of a double irish whip which sends them jumping onto opposite turnbuckles, playing to the excited crowd once again.


The song starts at twelve seconds and Hawke and Laux come out, Laux keeping his distance from Hawke as their tension sill grows. Both of them pass right by the podium on the stage where Galleon and Ambrose sit both teams stopping to trade verbal attacks back and forth, Hawke especially assuring them that Corman's regime will be destroyed while Laux hangs back, looking utterly paranoid and showing almost a brooding hatred for every man in eye shot, including Hawke. Alex makes his way to the ring and stands on a turnbuckle pointing both of his thumbs at the star on his forehead's mask, then does a backflip into the ring while behind him stands Laux, again giving him a brooding stare as he contemplates possibly attacking Hawke, or so it would seem.

A chilling wolf howl echoes throughout the arena for a moment until the menacing opening guitar of "Home of Once Brave" by Bathory kicks in as the lights go out and pulse/strobe on and off to the beat of drums. After a few moments, out walks the imposing figures of the "Bringer of Ragnarok" Fenrir, Umbra and their handler, Laszlo Oprea. They move forward onto the stage and down the ramp while the strobe effect makes it look like he is moving in slow motion. They move down to the ring looking like a demon in the night and staring coldly at the ring until Laszlo orders them into the run, the two monsters staring downfall four of their opponents, sizing up the smaller men when the lights go out!


Dexter Finch: Where did the lights go! Someone turn on a nightlight!

Tom Hartman: What the hell? The lights are out! What is the meaning of this- oh no.... Deathstalker!

The lights suddenly turn back on after several moments to see all six competitors surrounded by a steel cage but things are much worse than that- the lights in the arena are blood red and in the center of them stands a still hooded Deathstalker with a bag full of kendo sticks at his feet and one in his hands! The High Rollers of Fortune laugh from their seats in amusement and start to applaud as the bell rings and Deathstalker starts teeing off on Acer, Seb, Laux and Hawke with the kendo stick while Laszlo commands him from the outside!

Tom Hartman: It looks like everyone is trapped in the cage with Deathstalker! Does this mean the next qualifying match is a cage match?

The blood red lights gradually flicker to normal as Umbra and Fenrir grab kendo sticks and join Deathstalker at his, the three of them looking like demons as they stand over the four men (Laux and Acer now bleeding) and they start absolutely mauling the two smaller tag teams with kendo stick shots and then Laszlo’s Monsters Ball starts doing as much damage as possible with Umbra gorilla press throwing Laux into one of the cage walls, Fenrir raking Laux’s face across the cage wall and Deathstalker taking Alex Hawke and choking him on his knees in the center of the ring- but no! Hawke hits a desperation low blow to Deathstalker! Deathstalker groans in pain and tries to attack again, but Hawke hits him in the groin again and again and again to take the monster down to his knees and then grabs one of the kendo sticks and starts teeing off on Deathstalker to a nice pop from the crowd! With that, Hawke places the kendo stick right across Deathstalker’s face as he notices Seb come bolting across the ring and Seb NAILS Deathstalker with a shining wizard that smashes the kendostick right into Deathstalker’s face! This is when Umbra and Fenrir start to notice that something is wrong and turn around, but Hawke and Seb each grab kendo sticks and start fighting back against Umbra first and then Fenrir with kendo sticks of their own!

Kendosticks are laying everywhere now as Fenrir falls, his arms getting tied up in the ropes in the Andre spot to a nice pop as Seb and Hawke continue smashing the kendo sticks into his head until Umbra stumbles forth and grabs a length of chain out from the bag of kendo sticks and then lashes it straight across Seb’s back before slamming it straight into Hawke’s head! Laux gets up, looking even more pissed than before as he nails Umbra with a double knee strike to the back that shoves Umbra face first into the cage and then grabs his chain, wrapping it around his fist and starts blasting Umbra with it while nearby Fenrir tries to struggle out of the ropes to help his partner, Hawke and Seb recovering nearby while Deathstalker reaches his feet and grabs two kendo sticks, looking to destroy Laux with them when he is suddenly nailed with a big time diving front dropkick from Acer to the back that sends him crashing/smashing into Laux with the kendo sticks and sandwiching Umbra against the corner of the cage! Meanwhile the High Rollers of Fortune sit upon their chairs on the stage and applaud the chaos like emperors watching the combat unfold in the arena when suddenly a couple people come rushing out past them; it’s Super Anime Squad (dressed as superman, Goku from Dragon Ball Z and followed by Rolo who is dressed like Princess Zelda from the Legend of Zelda series) and Poison!

Dexter Finch: It’s a bird! No it’s a plane!

Tom Hartman: No it’s the Super Anime Squad and Poison no doubt looking for revenge on Laszlo’s Monsters Ball!

Dexter Finch: I was going to a kryptonian, an alien super monkey and the Spiderman villain Venom, but I suppose that works too.

In the caged ring, Fenrir finally struggles out of the ropes while Acer grabs a kendo stick and starts to smash it against Deathstalker until Deathstalker grabs the kendo stick and snaps it in two and then grabs Acer by the throat while Fenrir and Umbra form up on either side of him and look to triple chokeslam Acer, but they drop him when they realize that the Super Anime Squad and Poison have climbed the cage and hit a triple diving crossbody off the cage into all three members of the Monster’s Ball in the center of the ring!

Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

Tom Hartman: There is so much action in this match that it’s hard to keep track of it all!

In the center of the ring, the Super Anime Squad and Poison grab kendo sticks and start to slam them into Deathstalker, Fenrir and Umbra which successfully keep them at bay for awhile while nearby Alex Hawke starts climbing the cage! He gets to the top when he is followed by Sebastian Jankowski who ends up siting at the top of the cage as they trade punches back and forth while Hawke wisely slips down back into the cage, but while he does, he grabs Seb looking for a cage top superplex! Things only get more insane as Acer climbs up the cage right underneath Hawke, grabbing him in an electric chair and falling backwards into the ring- but Hawke yanks Seb off the cage and all three of them crash down into the ring HARD with a superplex/electric chair tower of doom from the top of the cage!

Crowd: This is Awesome! Holy Shit! This Is Awesome! Holy Shit!

The falling tower of humanity barely misses the Super Anime Squad, Poison and Laszlo’s Monster’s Ball who are all tied up in separate fights while on the far side of the ring, not one of the other 9 guys in the ring seems to notice that Brandon Laux has climbed the cage and climbs out to the floor! Laszlo even tries to stop him, but gets kicked in the face when Laux drops to the outside!

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Laux looks at the carnage in the ring, particularly at Alex Hawke who he almost carelessly left in the ring and then points to the High Rollers of Fortune when Galleon suddenly gets on the microphone!

James Galleon: Hold on just a bloody second! Who said this match could be won by escape? It can only be won by pinfall or submission fools! Start this match over!

By this point, the cage is starting to raise from the ringside area at the command of James Galleon as Brandon Laux looks pissed and runs up the ramp to confront James Galleon and Ambrose who call out the Brutallion, Komodo and Freeman to block Brandon’s path, but what they don’t notice is the man coming from behind them- it’s Ricardo Diamondo! Diamondo swings in from a rope stationed somewhere behind the stage area and clobbers Ambrose in the back of the head with a double boot kick as all hell is absolutely breaking loose! Ricardo starts attacking both Ambrose and Galleon furiously shouting, “This is for Jim!” while Brandon Laux goes nuts and flies into the Brutallion, Komodo and Freeman like a lunatic and fights with them as much as he can, but when they finally manage to restrain him, Alex Hawke comes running up the ramp with the two halves of the kendo stick that Deathstalker broke earlies and starts attacking the four henchmen that are battling with Laux!

Back in the ring where the cage is now raised Deathstalker, Umbra and Fenrir finally start to no-sell kendo stick shots from the Super Anime Squad and Poison at the command of Laszlo in three of the four corners as the three Monsters back the squad into the center of the ring, surrounding them and looking like they are about to absolutely destroy the Super Anime Squad! That is until Acer and Seb tandem springboard into the ring and front dropkick Fenrir and Umbra in their backs sending them crashing into the Super Anime Squad, Poison and Deathstalker which sends bacally everyone rolling out of the ring except Umbra who remains standing, but not for long as Seb springboards at him for a crossbody that stumbles him into a schoolboy from Acer!

... One

... Two

... Three!


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The crowd is going nuts for this upset as Acer and Seb quickly dive to the outside of the ring and jump into the crowd before Laszlo’s Monsters can pursue as Umbra gives them a deathstare, showing that their victory may have put his shoulders down for the three, but that Umbra was not convincingly defeated. Meanwhile, up on the stage, Laux and Hawke have successfully taken down Komodo, The Brutallion and Freeman with the help of kendo sticks while on the podium where Galleon and AUB were sitting, Ricardo continues to fight with them until Galleon hits a desperation low blow and shoves Ricardo off the podium into the stage pit! But when Galleon turns around he is greeted by a superkick from Alex Hawke while Brandon Laux stomps down on Ambrose’s head with the False Flag (Seth Rollins' Black Out) and Hawke locks Galleon in the Kill Command (Cloverleaf) as he tap out, but it doesn’t matter!

Tom Hartman: This Fortune tournament has been nothing short of chaos so far, bringing together bad blood from every corner of Rage! I have been told that there is one more qualifying match set for two weeks between the US Air Force, the Brutallion and the South Texas Bulldogs to determine the last qualifier in the Fortune Invitational Match set for Gateway III. We still have not been informed on the details of the Fortune Invitational match by the High Rollers of Fortune, but you can bet that spells trouble for whoever Acer, Seb, The Hitmen and whoever qualifies on the next episode of Rage.

Dexter Finch: Hey, why did the High Rollers of Fortune put the Brutallion, South Texas Bulldogs and the US Air Force all in one match? Aren’t they all supposed to be on the same side?

Tom Hartman: Now that you mention that Dex, that is quite strange because Deacon hired the US Air Force, Galleon hired the Brutallion and Ambrose hired the South Texas Bulldogs. Does this have something to do with the trouble Laux and Hawke were causing two weeks ago? I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

We get one more pan around the arena to find Laszlo’s Monsters Ball standing in the ring overlooking the Super Anime Squad and Poison, Acer and Seb making their way through the crowd in celebration, Ricardo laying on the floor and Laux and Hawke standing on top of the elevated podium area looking at the downed High Rollers of Fortune surrounding them before giving each other a weary look, until Laux finally extends his hand to Hawke, the two of them reaffirming their alliance with a handshake!


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***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE***
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We open backstage, where Cailin Dillon is going for a drink of water at a cooler, her EWS Woman’s Title slung over her shoulder. Before she can pull out a cup, she’s spun around and brought face to face with Skye Haynes.

Skye Haynes: “What the HELL was that attack about last week? I was going to give you your title back!”

Cailin just smirks.

Cailin Dillon: “Sure didn’t look that way to me. Besides, as far as I’m concerned, ANYONE who touches this title..is an ENEMY! Now if you’ll excuse me.”

Skye steps in Cailin's path before she can walk away.

Skye Haynes: They seem to be all hyped up about you having a rematch with Taylor Grace for that title over on Fury. Everyone assumes that you'll have the EWS Woman's title by then, but I almost one that title once. This time, I intend to walk away with it.

Cailin Dillon: Hahaha, was that a challenge. Listen honey, I respect your guts, but just because you almost beat that hack Ambiance once doesn't mean you're ready for the big time yet. Come back when you've proved that you deserve a shot at it and then we'll talk.

Cailin gets her water and with one last look at Skye, walks away, leaving Skye giving her a glare as she goes.


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***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
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MATCH 4 – EWS Jr. Heavyweight Title Match
Mike Craven (c) vs. Charles Williams
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We go back to ringside where “Einstein" by Tech N9ne playing as Billy Shaw has gotten the crowd riled into his signature “I Believe We Can Win!" chant to a thunderously loud result as the crowd favorite takes a seat at the commentary table while the opening drum beat of "Warrior's Call" by Volbeat plays as spotlights roams around the arena and the lights beginning to flicker once the beat gets faster and we hear the guitar rift.

"LET"S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE"

Once we hear the chorus kicks in, out comes the rage High Octane champion "High Class" Charles Williams flaring his nose and listening to the boos from the crowds, though he still appears not to be his normal self, being considerably tamer in his arrogance. He then shakes his head as if to shake out the thoughts that plague him before making his way to the ring.

Tom Hartman: Hello folks, back to ringside we are being joined by none other that the #1 contender for the High Octane title, Billy Shaw! How are you doing tonight Billy?

Billy Shaw: I’m doing great man, just thought I’d get a nice ringside seat for this match because this is what this business is about; a couple of talented guys putting out all the stops, pumping up the crowd and making their marks as the best Jr. Heavyweights around. No offense to some of the bigger guys, but when you see these guys flying around like birds, you know you are going to leave with your money’s worth.

Tom Hartman: I’ve just been told that in 2 weeks Steve Corman has set up a High Octane title match between you and “The Birdkiller" Charles Williams since your match has been a long time coming- wait I’m also being told that is if you behave yourself and don’t get involved in the match.

Billy Shaw: I never had any intention of doing anything except watching this match man, so no need to worry about me. Williams may be a “Bird Killer” but he is no match for “The Birdman”.

Charles stops mid way to the ring and unzips his hoodie to reveal the High Octane title. He then flips off the hood, stretching his arms out as the crowd continues to jeer. Charles bad mouths to every fans that are booing him and even go as far to demanding security to remove any negative signs about him. Once he is closer to the ring, he yells at the referee to lower the ropes for him which the referee reluctantly does so. Charles enters the ring and jumps on the second rope facing the left side of the arena and stares off to the crowd before getting off.

The opening chords of "Helion/Electric Eye" by Judas Priest begin to screech out to a huge ovation from the crowd as the lights in the arena dim and bright green lasers and lights emanate from the stage. The lasers continue to cut the air through the fog that billows from the stage when out walks a silhouette of a figure lit only by the lasers and a bright green light coming from the backstage area. When the music settles into its next phase, the lights lift enough to reveal "The Dragon" Mike Craven, raising his arms high into the air as the music speeds up before moving energetically down the ramp towards the ring, interacting with fans as he goes.


Tom Hartman: And you can feel the excitement in the air for this rematch as it wasn’t long ago that the EWS Jr. Heavyweight champion Mike Craven beat Charles Williams in a stellar outing to win the vacant title and- wait, what’s this going on backstage! Moreno and Kokushi!

Meanwhile, we get a feed from backstage to see Justin Moreno get whipped into a set of garbage dumpsters outside the arena as it would appear that he has been fighting for a good several minutes with "The Dark Messenger" Kokushi from Rising Sun! Moreno’s face is covered with burning red mist once again and blood as they kind of bleed together and screaming from the burning sensation as Kokushi walks back over and goes to grab him, but Moreno fights back with everything he has! The two continue to brawl into the parking lot when Moreno jumps up onto one of the garbage dumpsters and sets up for a desperation moonsault- but Kokushi catches him right on his shoulder, runs to the nearest car in the parking lot and slams Moreno back first onto the hood with a front powerslam! Moreno appears spent (likely having suffered a sneak attack) as Kokushi climbs onto the car and pulls Moreno up onto the top of it despite Moreno’s best efforts to fight him off and drives him with a vicious snap Red Dawn (psycho driver) straight into the top of the car! Moreno appears motionless as medics run to the scene while Kokushi stands up on top of the car over Moreno and poses with his arms out as the camera feed goes back to the ring.

Meanwhile, back in the ring, Mike Craven has gotten into the ring and is readying for the match as him and Williams stare each other down, moving to the center of the ring and each raising their respective EWS Jr. Heavyweight and High Octane titles as the crowd pops for this staredown! The referee raises the EWS Jr. Heavyweight title over them and then signals for the bell!


Tom Hartman: I certainly hope medics are running to check on Justin Moreno after that heinous attack backstage, but let’s get back to the ring as we are about to witness a treat! Last time Williams and Craven fought for the title, they put on an absolutely stellar contest and I can’t wait to see what these two young guys can do again!

Billy Shaw: You said it bro! I’ve got Williams in two weeks, so he better show me what he can do.... I’ve got a lot of respect for his abilities, but I think it’s about time his Airness brings the High Octane division to new heights and that’ll start when I beat him for the High Octane title.

Dexter Finch: Do you literally have bird DNA Billy? Because that would be super cool!

Craven and Williams lock up, Craven pulling Williams into a headlock, but Williams slips out into a school boy into a boston crab attempt but gets kicked away by Craven. Williams runs back in for a clothesline, ducked by Craven, Williams rebounds and gets caught in a snap powerslam by Craven! Craven follows Williams to the ropes and whips him across the ring, only for Williams to reverse the whip and follow Craven to the ropes with a knee to the gut followed by a couple european uppercuts a snap suplex to the center of the ring and a springboard moonsault- but he lands on his feet when Craven rolls out of the way towards the ropes and Williams charges in to get shoulder thrown over the ropes to the apron. Craven and Williams start trading punches, but Williams blocks and fires a kick through the ropes at Craven through the ropes only for Craven to catch it! It looks like Williams is trapped with his leg tangled in the ropes, but suddenly Williams leaps up and nails an enzuigiri despite his body being half in- half out of the ring and then he slips fluidly back through the ropes into the ring and looks to grab the staggering Craven for the Cyclorama(Belly to belly moonsault slam), but Craven counters and tosses him over the ropes to the floor with a belly to belly suplex that has the crowd on their feet!

Craven exits to the outside of the ring and looks to try to whip Williams back into the ring, but Williams pokes him in the eyes and jumps up onto the barricade, diving at Craven with a twisting crossbody- but Craven catches him and drives him into the floor with an amzing swinging side slam! Craven gets to his feet and shouts out to pump the crowd up and the crowd is fully getting behind the recent momentum of the Jr. Heavyweight champion! Craven rolls Williams back into the ring and goes for the cover...


... One

... Two-kickout!

Craven wastes no time going back on the attack by pulling Williams over to the lower right corner and nailing a set of stinging chops and then raises Williams onto the turnbuckle looking for a superplex, but Williams fights out and causes Craven to stumble back into the center of the ring and then flies and looks to nail a diving High Class Strike(Superman Punch) but Craven counters it and drives him into the mat with an AA spinebuster to huge impact and attempts to turn it straight into the Dungeon Crawler (Sharpshooter) but Williams struggles to the ropes before he can lock it in! Just then the camera turns to the ramp to see....


Tom Hartman: The High Rollers of Fortune are coming down here! No! They are trying to help Williams steal this match!

Deacon Black, James Galleon and AUB stand at the top of the ramp as the Brutallion, the US Air Force and Komodo all make their way down to the ring to get involved! Craven sees this and immediately starts yelling over the ropes at them to get out of their as the referee scolds them and tells them to leave when Craven turns around and eats the Ode to Wyndham (Superkick)! Williams then calls for a microphone instead of going for the pin!

Charles Williams: Gentlemen leave this to me and don’t get involved... I’ve got this!

This actually gets a surprising pop from the crowd as the High Rollers of Fortune are taken aback by Williams’ request and they debate among themselves what to do for a few moments and then eventually they decide to call their thugs back and leave the ringside area!

Billy Shaw: Good for you Williams! If you are gonna win this, do it with honor!

After the High Rollers of Fortune leave, Williams turns his attention back to Craven who lurches up out of nowhere and drives Williams face first into the mat with the Perception Check (Skull Crushing finale)! Craven goes for the pin!

... One

... Two

... Thr-kickout!


Craven looks a bit bewildered that that didn’t seal the deal with that one, but he swipes his hair out of the way and then sets up in the lower left turnbuckle for the Fireball Spear (Goldberg style-spear) and charges- and GETS CAUGHT by Williams into an astonishingly swift Cyclorama (Belly to belly moonsault slam)! The crowd erupts into HOLY SHIT! chants as Williams covers Craven!

... One

... Two

... Three-No! Craven still kicks out!


Tom Hartman: By God that was close!

Dexter Finch: Holy cow! How they do dat?

Billy Shaw: High Octane baby!

Williams grips at his hair, clearly frustrated by the fact that he didn’t put away his rival and climbs to the top turnbuckle, looking for The Bird Killer (corkscrew 630° senton), pointing to Billy Shaw before leaping into the air and NAILING it! Williams goes for the pin!

Tom Hartman: NEW CHAMP!

... One

... Two

... Three-No! Craven gets his foot on the ropes and Williams can’t believe it!

The crowd erupts into “This Is Awesome!” chants as Williams is looking completely pissed now and goes to the outside and grabbing a chair!


Tom Hartman: What is this!? Williams is going for a chair! What is he doing? Not only could he get disqualified, but its welldocumented that Charles Williams despises hardcore wrestling!

Williams looks like he is contemplating whether or not to use it, when he tosses it aside angrily and slides back into the ring, choosing not to use the weapon and attempts another High Class Strike (Superman Punch) but gets speared out of the air by Craven who blasts him with the Fireball Spear (Goldberg style-spear) and then rolls Williams straight into the Dragon Clutch out of nowhere!

Tom Hartman: He’s got him!

Williams struggles in the hold for a long several seconds before reluctantly tapping out!

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Cordelia Stewart: Here is your winner and still the EWS Jr. Heavyweight champion, Mike Craven!


The crowd gives the two fierce rivals a great ovation as Craven hobbles to his feet and retrieves his title but before he leaves, he goes over to Williams and reaches out for a handshake.... there is a moment of tension as Williams contemplates shaking his hand, but instead he blows him off and rolls out of the ring to a small amount of boos. Craven shrugs in disappointment, but goes back to celebrating another very successful title defense.
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***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE***
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We open in Steve Corman's office as he finishes puffing on a cigar, placing it in an ornate ashtray. Corman let's out a sigh of satisfaction then gets up from his seat.

Steve Corman: "Ah, just the lady I wanted to see."

The camera pans to a scowling Ambiance.

Ambiance: "What the FUCK do you want, Corman?"

Steve Corman: "Someone who gets right to the point, I like that. Listen, it looks to me like we can help one another out."

Ambiance: "Oh does it? And why should I help a bag of douche like you?"

Steve Corman: "Well aside from the fact this "bag of douche" is YOUR boss, because I can give you what want, a shot at the EWS Woman's Title. All you have to do is take care of Skye Haynes, with some help from the Sisters Of Salvation. I know Skye and the Darkness flunkies are up to something. What do you say? Deal?"

Corman holds out his hand, but Ambiance scoffs.

Ambiance: "I'll take care of Skye, but I don't need any help from those muscle head twats. And I'm not doing this for you, Corman. I'm doing it for me, and NO ONE ELSE."

Ambiance walks away as Corman just smirks.

Steve Corman: "I just love a chick with an attitude."

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***ELSEWHERE BACKSTAGE***
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The scene is backstage where we see Meghan Cross is tied up to a wooden chair as Alexis Durden is skipping around her wielding a butcher knife behind Meghan as she whistles the tune to "Singing In The Rain" while Meghan looks incredibly freaked out, fidgeting in her chair and sporting a look of fear as though she had seen a ghost.

Meghan Cross: Wha-what the hell?

Alexis Durden: Shhh, my dear... just giving you a little haircut....

Alexis shears off a lock of Meghan's long hair and then turns towards Meghan wielding the butcher knife playfully in Meghan's face.

Alexis Durden: Amazing what a butcher knife can do, isn't it?

Suddenly, Meghan appears to be on the verge of a major emotional meltdown upon seeing the knife.

Meghan Cross: Get away from me with that fucking thing...

Not catching on, Alexis resumes cutting another lock of Meghan's long hair as Meghan becomes more agitated by the second.

Alexis Durden: What, this knife? All I'm doing is making you look pretty, dear... a doll like you should sit on a shelf, looking cute because you haven't proven to me that you are the hardcore lady people have hyped you up to be. No... you are much too gentle to be anything more than my doll...

Meghan's voice grows more stern as she emphatically tries to plead her case.

Meghan Cross: Alexis!!! you'd better get the fuck away from me with that goddamn knife right now!!! Or I--I--

Alexis Durden: Or you'll what?

Alexis shears another lock of hair off and motions towards Meghan's lips with the knife as Meghan looks like she's about to blow a gasket.

Alexis Durden: But... I'm not done yet, precious! You look so sad! You know, I think you'd look better with a great big smile....

Meghan Cross: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Finally, Meghan lets out a terrifying, traumatic blood-curing scream as she somehow rocks the chair so hard that she unroots the panels that keep it boarded to the floor and then whips around spinning around and smashing the wooden chair into Alexis! Alexis goes down as Meghan continues to violently swing the chair and somehow manages to free herself from the chair when the legs of it start to shatter with the force of Meghan's franticly desperate escape attempt! Meghan simply kicks the knife out of Alexis' hands and spear-tackles her to the ground with HARD repeated MMA-style punches and then she grabs one of the broken wooden legs of the chair and starts to bash Alexis with it as Meghan has completely snapped! Meghan even tries choke Alexis with the piece of chair as she keeps screaming repeatedly!

Meghan Cross: I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF THAT KNIFE, BITCH! I FUCKING TOLD YOU, YOU SICK LITTLE FREAK!

Finally, the road agents dive in and pull a visibly shaken and distraught Meghan Cross away with Meghan shouting, having gone completely postal.

Meghan Cross: NO! LET ME GO! GODDAMNIT, LET ME FUCKING GO! LET ME GIVE THIS BITCH WHAT SHE FUCKING DESERVES!

Eventually, they get Meghan pulled away as Alexis smirks with blood pouring from her lip and a black eye and keeps whistling the tune to "Pop Goes the Weasel" while Meghan kicks in the women's locker room door on the way out, having to be forcibly removed and restrained, obviously having suffered a traumatic episode for reasons no one backstage can figure out.

Alexis Durden: It looks like I struck a chord... oh yes deary.... hahaha!

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MATCH 5 – Rage Woman's Title
Venus (c) vs. sierra Starr
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Ahahahahahaha.....

The evil laughter of Sierra begins to blare across the speakers of the arena. Once the vocals start at the 9 second mark, Sierra then pushes through the curtain and makes her way onto the top of the ramp. Looking out into the crowd, she gives a devious smirk as she begins to walk down the ramp. As she reaches the bottom of the ramp, she turns to her left to make her way up the steel steps and onto the apron. Brushing her feet off on the apron, Sierra then makes her way between the ropes as she then quickly jogs towards the turnbuckle that is to the left of the announce table [right if looking from the entrance way]. Griping the top rope, Sierra will pull herself up as she poses for the crowd. After a few moments of doing that, she hops down back onto the canvas as she gets ready for her match.

The lights shut off completely in the arena as Gustav Holst's Planet Suite ‘MARS – The Bringer of War’ begins to rumble ominously across the speakers. As the ominous tune picks up volume, a white high beam from the entrance way shines out. After a moment, a large frame steps in front of the light, hands on its hips. After a moment, the figure steps out as the white lights flicker in the arena. The figure stretches their arms out, revealing the incredibly large arm span as one light from above snaps on, revealing the large frame of VENUS, timed perfectly at the 1:20 mark of the song as the crescendo hits. VENUS again puts her hands on her hips and glares around at the fans. She continues to the ring and Grabbing the top ropes, pulls herself up onto the apron and steps over the ropes, entering the ring. She walks to the nearby ropes and raises her Rage Woman’s Title high above her head, before running her thumb across her throat as she goes face to face in a staredown with her opponent, Sierra Starr who stands over a foot smaller than her, but Sierra still shows no fear!


Tom Hartman: This one is sure to be an intense contest as it was only a few weeks ago that Venus won the battle royal to become the first Rage Woman’s champion, last eliminating Sierra Starr in a photo finish. Sierra of course felt unsatisfied with that and challenged Venus... and wait a minute, what is Scotty Arniel doing down here?

Scotty waddles down to the ring with a half-eaten case of chocolates and a bouquet of flowers, hobbling up to the ropes and offering them to Venus who simply growls at him, but Venus taking her eyes off Sierra would prove to be a mistake as the bell rings and Sierra darts in with a vicious chop block to the back of Venus’ knee! Sierra stomps on the knee rapidly until Venus shoves her away, but the swift Sister of Salvation runs back in with a facewash to the kneeling champion and then proceeds to knee choke her against the second rope while Scotty hops around proclaiming, “Keep your hands off my love you ugly bimbo!” The referee finally gets Sierra to break it up, but only momentarily as Sierra continues the whirlwind assault by deadlifting the massive Venus through the ropes onto the apron and then charges across the ring and nails Venus with a baseball slide, followed by another and another and another at increasing speeds until Venus finally drops off the apron to the floor with a thud in front of Scotty Arniel who offers her some chocolates for “strength” but Venus shoves him away in annoyance so hard that Scotty lands on his back and seems to have trouble standing up!

Dexter Finch: Haha! The little fat guy looks like a turtle!

With that Sierra launches herself over the ropes and nails a slingshot elbow drop right into the small of Venus’ back which makes the giant cringe upon impact! Then Sierra rolls over into a front facelock on the kneeling Venus, but slowing the pace of her attack would prove to be a mistake as Venus grabs her in a bearhug after several long seconds of being choked and slams Sierra back first off the lower left corner post to tremendous impact that makes Sierra cringe this time! Venus’ face has started to turn purple as she is clearly winded from the fast paced assault, but it’ll take more than that to put down the giant as Venus is clearly pissed now and grabs Sierra by the hair, but the wily Sierra still manages to fight back by wrapping herself around Venus’ leg like a child, except that she slams repeated elbows into Venus’ leg before Venus finally manages to pry her off by the hair, which causes Venus’ leg to look seriously bruised.

Tom Hartman: Sierra’s assault on Venus’ leg is a wise move as those knees have been a major target ever since EWS started.

Venus has a handful of Sierra’s hair and whips her back into the ring as she takes a moment to try to shake the numbness in her leg out before climbing onto the apron, only to get a sharp front dropkick to the knee that causes Venus to fall and slam her face off the apron! The giant grips at her leg as the much smaller Sierra has effectively used her speed advantage thus far and she climbs up the nearest turnbuckle and dives off all the way to the floor with a big time elbow drop straight to the heart of the giant! Sierra gets to her feet and screams out in triumph as some of the audience is applauding her effort while the vast majority still boos her. Again Sierra goes and double foot stomps down on Venus’ knee several times to further damage her injured arch and then goes for running cutter to the now kneeling Venus, but Venus shoves her away! Sierra comes running back in for a shining wizard, but Venus catches her and drives Sierra into the floor with a kneeling powerbomb to a thunderous impact on the floor as the crowd groans accordingly!

Tom Hartman: Oh my God what an impact!

Dexter Finch: That made my stomach turn so bad that I think I have to go throw up out of every oriphice all at once!

Venus is mad now as she holds onto Sierra, slowly getting to a standing position and pulling Sierra up into a powerbomb position and then half throwing half falling to drive Sierra back first into the barricade with a powerbomb that actually drives Sierra through that part of the barricade!

Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

The front row crowd moved out of the way in time luckily as Sierra is laying in a mess of barricade and chairs practically knocked out while Venus holds her leg and Scotty comes back over trying to check on her as she pushes him out of the way and tells him to get away from her. Venus rolls into the ring at the referee’s count of 7!

... 8

Sierra is finally scrambling to her knees

... 9

Sierra hobbles to her feet and makes a mad dash towards the ring!

... 10-NO!


Sierra is in at the last possible moment as Venus flops on her and starts hammering her with clubbing forearm shots! Venus picks up Sierra a two handed choke tosses her into the lower right corner and slams a couple big elbows into Sierra’s face to placate her before limping to the other side of the ring and then charging with as much speed as she can muster for a corner avalanche splash but Sierra drops low with a front dropkick and causes Venus’ face to bounce off the second turnbuckle! Not only that, but Sierra grabs Venus’ legs, sitting over her back and attempting to drag Venus to the center of the ring for the Queen of Mean (Sharpshooter), but Venus holds onto the ropes for dear life and won’t let go! Sierra lets go, knowing that Venus isn’t budging and then goes back in for the attack only to get a desperation shuffle side kick to the face from Venus as Venus crumples immediately after from the pressure she put on her injured knee! With a look of anger, Venus does a cut throat motion to signal for the end by pulling Sierra into a powerbomb position and lifting her- driving her straight into the mat with a big time powerbomb, and then another and then another and then another! By the fourth one Sierra is looking like a ragdoll as Venus summons what is left of her strength to nail one final powerbomb, but Sierra snaps a triangle hold around her neck in desperation! The champion teeters as the life fades from her and eventually Venus drops her hands, going limp as she comes crashing down to the mat and smashing Sierra with one final powerbomb, though it would appear to have been a product of her falling unconscious! Both mighty competitors appear to be out as the referee administers his knockout count on the both of them.

... 1, ...2, ...3, ...4, ...5, ...6, ...7, ...8 -Sierra is up and Venus is on her knees!

With Venus on her knees, Sierra drops her with the Sister of Salvation (Reverse STO) and then covers!

... One

... Two

... Three-No! Venus gets the shoulder up!

Sierra looks like she can’t believe it and argues with the ref for a minute and then stomps down on Venus over and over in frustration and then moves to one of the corners as she sets up for one final blow; the Starry Knight (Bicycle kick)! Sierra charges in screaming but gets caught by the throat as Venus lifts her high into the air and drives her into the mat a thunderous chokeslam! Sierra appears to be out as Venus climbs the nearest corner, having set Sierra up with the chokeslam in position for her VENUS-BOMB (Vader Bomb)! Venus pounces on the ropes flying- and connecting with Sierra’s knees- but it doesn’t matter! Venus’ immense weight crushes Sierra’s knees as well despite the desperation counter attempt and Sierra is flattened as Venus lays flat on top of Sierra for the count!

... One

... Two- Sierra is squirming with everything she’s got, but it isn’t enough to budge the exhausted giant!

... Three!


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Tom Hartman: What a title match! Sierra came so close to becoming the new champion on many occasions, but in the end, Venus’ size advantage allowed her to keep Sierra down, even though she clearly wanted to keep fighting.

Dexter Finch: I’ll say! Venus could flatten anyone like a pancake! Why does Scotty like her anyways? He does know that she’d roll over him like a rolling pin in bed, right?

Tom Hartman: Speaking of Scotty... he might just get flattened right now if he isn’t careful!

The crowd gives these competitors a standing ovation as Sierra rolls to the outside of the ring and Venus slowly gets up, getting her defended title from the referee and raising it into the air in triumph when Scotty Arniel waddles his way into the ring and hugs Venus, saying, “You did it baby! I’m so proud of you!” when Venus finally gets so fed up that she grabs the little fat man by the throat! Venus looks like she is going to chokeslam him when suddenly someone flies out of the audience and bodychecks Venus so hard that she drops Scotty!

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Tom Hartman: What the hell? Security needs to stop this fan from attacking- but wait a minute, I recognize that face.... that’s Malice of TCW fame!

Malice goes to work on Venus with several big headbutts, stomps, and general any strikes she can think of and she finally ends the assault by lifting up the somehow lighter Venus and driving her straight into the mat with Malicious Intent (Baldo Bomb)! Venus lays out on the mat as Malice goes to check on Scotty when security comes out to escort her out of the building! Malice complies to overwhelming boos as she picks Scotty up and carries him to the back in her arms.


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The camera fades in outside of Corman's office as the camera man walks in and Steve Corman is sitting at his desk feet proped up and a glass of scotch in his hand and a slew of security guards all dressed in uniforms standing behind the Rage GM and on the other side of the desk sits Vincent Delerious, who has apparently been escorted by a sea of security guards and is dress to the nines in what looks like a brand new suit and a new pair of custom made Ray Bans that now looks like.

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The two men seem to be having a good time as the camera comes in the room more over in the corner of the room is Jack Archer who is wearing a slate grey pinstripe suit and a pair of black Ray Bans that when the camera zooms in it says "Archer" Vincent slams his glass down right on Corman's desk and stands up as he looks out the door before walking to closing it, as he shuts the door he speaks.

Vincent Delerious: So let's get to it Corman, why you ask to see me? I am a very busy man and have a few new clients to meet here tonight.

Vincent Delerious stands and rocks back on his heels and then turns back to Steve Corman who is sporting a devious smirk. Steve stands up and the sheer size difference between these two men is now very noticable as Corman is four inches taller than Delerious. As Steve Corman sets his drink down on a fancy coaster from the hotel he is staying at in St. Louis.

Steve Corman: I just happen to see so much potential in the talent pool you are building around you, I mean Lee Steven, Trent Dylan, Mary Borden, Akira Tamura, and current RSPW Stardom Champion Mychelle, and of course your lackey over there.

Corman kind of nods his head over toward Archer who looks to be getting angry but doesn't move. Delerious grabs his drink as he holds up his hand to show he is not threatening Steve as he grabs his drink and sits back down. Steve starts to walk around the room as Vincent speaks.

Delerious: So?

Vincent Delerious still not sure of Corman's intenions. Steve sits back down as he grabs his drink as well. A wicked smile comes across Steve Corman's face as he finishes off his drink he speaks again.

Steve Corman: Let's just say I have an idea, and I want you to hear me out my wishes and see if we can come to an ends with some type of business agreement.

Delerious stands up almost appalled at first as he goes to speak again. Delerious walks over to a table near the door and grabs his Halliburton briefcase, still visibly dented from Trent Dylan's head.

Vincent Delerious: I think you might know my answer to that after you actions against one of my business associates last week in the Rage Heavyweight Champion, Leonard Luv. I have no problems with you Corman, EXCEPT when you choose to mess with one of my clients! Beside remember I don't see eye to eye with your a-hem, "Gentlemen" friends, I just don't find the High Rollers of Fortune to be the most talented bunch..

Corman waves that off, as he seems to think he already answered that question earlier in the show.

Steve Corman: Come on think about this Delerious! I am just saying you could have these guys (motioning to the security guards all around them) follow you everywhere you went while on Rage, or Rising Sun, bout all I really have the power to do for you. I wouldn't be an honest man if I didn't agree having your allegiances is for good business and that you don't need to likes the High Rollers of Fortune to know that their money speaks the loudest. I wished I could offer you help elsewhere but that sap that runs PWR is too much up Graves' ass to allow that to happen.

Both men can agree to that as Vincent chuckles to themselves

Vincent Delerious: BJ Jones probably is mad cause I didn't sign an autograph for him when he was a snot noses acne faced braces and headgear freak, but don't worry I am sure one day Delerious will get the better of him. Enough though... Get to your point Corman! Like I said I am a busy man.

The Rage GM pours another glass of scotch as he gets a wicked little grin on his face.

Steve Corman: If you allow me to use your talents you have in your Loony Bin than I am willing to provide you with amazing security everywhere you go, because obviously your boy Archer hasn't been doing his job to well. Seems to me that Austin has gotten close to you a few too many times.

Vincent motions over to Archer as he gets a wicked grin on his face.

Vincent Delerious: Oh believe me Mr. Archer is doing his job. Austin Graves don't scare me! In fact after meeting with my doctors they say with some therapy, exercise and some training I could be able to wrestle after the first of the year. I plan on soon making Austin Graves an offer I know he won't be able to refuse. Probably in two weeks on Rage, if that can be arranged?

Steve Corman: Of course. The floor is yours... IF you consider my proposal. You are a smart man Vincent... you could be a valuable business partner if you join the forces of my High Rollers. Think about it.

Vincent Delerious stands and grabs his briefcase as he walks to the door and Archer checks the hallway before walking out as Delerious turns around to Corman.

Vincent Delerious: I'm a business man Steve, write up a proposal and I will consider it! Until then...

Delerious points both first fingers at Corman.

Vincent Delerious: Break a leg!

As a wicked looking grin comes across Delerious face as he leaves the room and the camera pans to Corman as he appears to be puzzled by what Delerious said to him.

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We go backstage to find the EWS Woman's Tag champions, the Daughters of Darkness and Skye Haynes conspiring backstage once again.

Gemini: Well? Anybody got any ideas of how we can stop the reign o' terror of the evil Mista Corman?

Blaze: I've been hearing that Corman gave the Sisters of Salvation another title shot to keep us occupied. Finding a way to get through them first will be tricky...

Skye Haynes: It's times like this that I think, "what would Darkness do?"

???: DIE BITCH!!

Just then Ambiance flies into the scene and smashes a chair off Skye's skull like a maniac! She continues to wail on Skye while Gemini and Blaze yank the chair out of Ambiance's hands and look to smash Ambiance with it when Gemini is suddenly tackled into a set of garbage cans by Kendra Rayne! Sierra runs in and nails Blaze with a stiff clothesline ad the Sisters of Salvation and Ambiance all take advantage of the sneak attack by slamming chairs and trash cans into the Daughters of Darkness until they feel satisfied with the damage and then Ambiance turns and shoves Kendra!

Ambiance: I didn't need your help bitch! Get the fuck out of here!

Kendra Rayne: Oh, it looks to me like you did need our help! Corman promised us all title shots if we work together to get rid of these pests, so you had better get used to it bitch!

Ambiance: What the fuck ever! Just stay out of my way!

Ambiance shoves through the Sisters of Salvation while security comes to escort the Sisters away from the Daughters of Darkness and Skye who are being tended to by medics.


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***BACK AT RINGSIDE***
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MAIN EVENT – Special Referee: Leonard Luv
DDV/Josh Hominick vs. Marcus Orion/Deacon Black
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HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE, PUT A LITTLE LOVE IN IT!

"Luv Addict" by Family Force 5 continues as Leonard Luv emerges from the back, not only wearing his Rage title, but also a hot pink and black striped refers shirt. He does his patented Luv Strut as pink pyros crack and scream on either side of him as he dips his girlfriend Inga Lovegood while his bodyguard Brutus stands guard. He struts down the ramp to the ring, paying no mind to the crowd that's booing his every move. Luv tosses his shades into the crowd and moonwalks into his corner, a smirk on his face.

The lights dim down throughout the arena and then ‘Welcome To The Maquerade’ by Thousand Foot Krutch kicks in. A pulsing white light starts flashing, getting brighter and brighter. Suddenly the pulsing light stops and Deacon Black is seen standing at the top of the ramp with his bodyguard Komodo behind him. Deacon swaggers down to the ring drinking in all the ‘boos’ from the crowd and letting it fire him up. He gets to the ring and takes his time to walk over to the steel steps and enter the ring via them. Once in the ring he climbs the turnbuckle and throws out his arms, which just makes the audience start booing him again, even more loudly this time. He gets down from the corner and brushes his shoulders, as if dusting himself down while staring wearily at Luv, and then waits as "Worlds Greatest " begins. The lights in the arena flicker on and off, and as R. Kelly belts out the first lines, the lights blast on A light Red and White. Orion walks out with his hands stretched out with a big smile followed once again by his bodyguard Hayden McClane and his chubby friend and annoying spokesperson, Scotty Arniel. He stops and slowly turns around showing off his jacket that has "In Orion We Trust" written in the back. He walks backwards slowly with his head tilted up. Halfway down the ramp he turns back around and lowers his hands, but begins waving to crowd with a big smile. Orion walks the steel steps and then jumps on to the second turnbuckle and pumps his fist. Orion goes in to the top turnbuckle and jumps into the ring. He moves to center if the ring and falls to his knees with his arms stretched out again as the song ends, the crowd showering him with boos as Deacon, Luv and their respect bodyguards trade knife like stares and words back and forth.


"HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?"

The instrumental opening of P.O.D.s "Boom" rings through the arena as "Hoochiah" rings through the speakers as Danny De Vries pulls back the curtain and takes a few steps. He stops, stares hard at the ring and looks around at the crowd, then shouts ‘D-D-V!’ as he pumps his right fist into the air twice and then punches both fists into the air diagonally from his body, holding them in a ‘V’ shape for a few seconds before “Fire It Up” by Black Label Society kicks in, and "Juggernaut" Josh Hominick walks out from the back, wearing his black and white, double strapped singlet tights with his trademark white skull with Devil Horns pictured on the front. Hominick joins up with DDV, the two of them sharing a nod before sprinting down to the ring and immediately looking to brawl with their opponents- but Orion reacts quickly by shoving Deacon straight into a spear from Hominick as he ducks to the outside of the ring!

Tom Hartman: Action right out of the box! And on a more sour note it looks like we are being joined by Scotty Arniel...

Scotty Arniel: Why must you always insult me and the glorious Marcus Orion Tim Fartman? I was just attacked by the love of my life! The least you could do is show me some sympathy.

Dexter Finch: Bwahahaha! He said “Fartman”! Did you hear that Tim?

Tom Hartman: That’s “Tom Hartman” to you Arniel and shut up Dex. By the way, why did Malice come out to help you anyways?

Scotty Arniel: Malice? That sweet, sweet girl is like a daughter to me and I like her more than the hundreds of illegitimate children I have!

Tom Hartman: I would almost believe that if it weren’t for the fact that your a caniving little cretin who probably was never able to get a woman that you didn’t tie-up and gag first.

Dexter Finch: Woah, Tom, totally dark for you brah.... you must hate Louie Anderson here.

Scotty Arniel: That’s Scotty Arniel to you!

While that heavy bit of commentary is happening, Hominick unloads with huge mounted punches on Deacon until Komodo reaches in and pulls Deacon to the outside of the ring! Hominick turns to Luv as if to ask, “are you just going to allow that?” and Luv simply shrugs with a smirk on his face, clearly showing what sort of referee he is going to be for this match. Hominick gets in Luv’s face while on the outside, Deacon shakes out the cobwebs as him and Komodo confront Orion and McClane for the Orion deserting him as those two begin to argue out by the announce tables when suddenly DDV comes flying past Luv and Hominick in the ring and pegs both Deacon and Orion with a suicide dive! McClane and Komodo both go to attack DDV for that, but Hominick slides out of the ring and starts trading punches with both of the very physical bodyguards when Luv then directs his own bodyguard Brutus to join the fray as Brutus, McClane, Hominick and Komodo all trade bombs back and forth near the announce tables while DDV grabs Orion by the head and smashes it off the table right in front of Scotty who freaks out and DDV then rakes Orion’s face across the table knocking over anything in his path and then runs him over and attempts to slam Orion face first into the upper right corner post when he is suddenly grabbed from behind by Deacon and drilled on the floor with a german suplex! Hominick sees this and explodes through three bodyguards still brawling, blitzing the line and drilling Deacon with his three-point stance Starstruck spear!

Hominick drills Deacon with mounted punches once again, while Luv isn’t even paying attention for the most part, laying on the upper left turnbuckle and yawning as he talks to Inga who is standing on the apron. Meanwhile Deacon gets up and starts chasing Orion all the way around the ring until Orion crawls under McClane’s legs and McClane picks DDV up and drives him straight into the floor with a thrusting spinebuster and then goes into an MMA-style ground n’ pound sequences as DDV desperately tries to cover up! Komodo is still fighting with Brutus as Hominick rolls Deacon back into the ring and Deacon starts begging for mercy as he backs up straight into Leonard Luv, who shakes his head and shoves him straight into Hominick’s arms for a big time belly to belly suplex! Hominick looks at Luv with weary eyes and goes right back on the attack by hitting shoulder thrusts to Deacon in the upper right corner and then whipping Deacon across the ring looking for a big turnbuckle lariat, but Deacon ducks out of the way and rebounds off the ropes for a big leaping knee strike that nails Hominick in the side of the head! Deacon now momentarily locks eyes with Luv as he follows Hominick back to the lower left corner and starts snapping european uppercuts and kicks off his chest that turn into mudhole stomping, Deacon then running the ropes and rebounding for a front dropkick right to the face of the cornered Hominick! Deacon decides to do more damage by rolling out of the ring and yanking Hominick crotch first into the turnbuckle post and then locking in a ringpost assisted figure four leg log that makes the juggernaut cry out in pain!

Usually a 5 count is administered for this illegal hold but Luv lazily starts counting really slow and then ends it by saying, “Screw this daddy-o! You can hang there all day for all I care!” Meanwhile on the outside, Komodo and Brutus have separated from their fight while Orion stands triumphantly on the outside, basking in his own glory by shouting, “LONG LIVE ORION!” to an arena full of boos while behind him, McClane continues to do all the work by whipping DDV shoulder first into the stairs so hard that they tip over, relishing the fact that he is beating down one of Rage’s top guys and talking trash to him. Orion tells McClane to “keep up the good work” and McClane takes that as “keep DDV down” as he places DDV’s over the bottom half of the steel steps and looks to slam the top half on him!


Scotty Arniel: Isn’t Mr. McClane a magnificent specimen? See this is the greatness that is possible when you allow the glorious Orion into your life!

Tom Hartman: Don’t do this McClane! We’ve already lost a few of Rage’s top guys! Don’t take out another!

McClane swings the stairs downward and they crash with a metallic “BANG”, but DDV manages to roll out of the way just in time! Not only that, but when DDV gets up with the help of the announce table, Hayden goes to swing the stairs violently at him, but DDV dropkicks his leg out from under him causing McClane to fall and hit the stairs face first! Meanwhile, in the ring, Deacon lets go of the post assisted figure four and continues the pressure by applying a regular figure four leg lock in the center of the ring- until Marcus Orion calls for him to tag him in! Deacon at first seems like he doesn’t want to, but then reluctantly scoots over with the hold still applied and tag in Orion who takes his time basking in the “admiration” of the crowd before dropping a big double knee drop into Hominick’s forehead and then goes back to basking again!

Scotty Arniel: Look at that man! He is the epitome of perfection! He is a role model! A leader! A God!

Tom Hartman: A moron!

Dexter Finch: Why don’t you like him Tom? His face is on t-shirts and condoms! He taught me how to read on Reading Rainbow! I love this guy!

Even Deacon appears irritated with Orion and Orion seems offended but gets an idea; he rolls both Hominick and his own partner Deacon over, reversing the pressure on the figure four just so he can lock in his own guillotine choke on Hominick! Deacon is screaming while Orion chokes Hominick and Orion’s blatant disregard for his own partner makes Deacon even consider tapping out when Deacon drags himself forth and grabs the ropes! Just like that Luv actually does his job for once and forces the rope break with a devilish smirk and Orion gets up with a gesture like he is asking, “what gives? Why did you break up my submission Deacon?” which leads to a somewhat comical spot where Orion and Deacon begin arguing about how Orion locked in a hold that hurt his own teammate while Deacon broke up his own teammate’s hold! This goes on for awhile until Deacon spins Orion around and shoves him right into Hominick who has gotten up and blasts Orion with the Meathook lariat that turns Orion inside out! Deacon slides out of the ring, leaving Orion to rot when he is tapped on the shoulder and spun around by his old rival DDV who nails him with the Breathless’ (Fireman's carry double knee Gutbuster) out on the floor! With that, DDV runs right into a death valley driver attempt from Komodo, but he slips off his shoulders and drives the bodyguard into the floor with the The DDV Driver' (Snapmare Driver) and quickly moving back over to the upper left corner to await a tag! Meanwhile in the ring, Hominick is hulking out after his big time lariat, grabbing Orion and rebounds off the ropes a couple times waiting for Orion to get up so he can smash his face in with his Toothless (yakuza kick), but Orion ducks under it and impressively rolls it through into a sharpshooter attempt, but Hominick uses his leg strength to flip Orion over to the mat!

Orion rolls into the corner and starts begging for mercy as Hominick approaches, looking like he is going to pummel the hell out of him when suddenly Hayden McClane charges into the ring and drops Hominick with a double leg takedown as the two start to brawl around the ring and Orion thinks he is safe for a moment- until he sees DDV charge into the ring after him and Orion quickly tags blind tags Deacon back in as he dives out of the ring as he runs through the crowd with DDV in hot pursuit! Luv watches McClane brawling with DDV and then rolls his eyes shouting for Brutus to come in and take care of this mess as Luv’s very own bodyguard slides into the ring and shoulder thrust McClane into one of the corners as the two of them start to brawl now! While this is happening, Deacon Black sneaks back into the ring and dumps both McClane and Brutus over the top rope to the floor as they brawl with each other and then measures up Hominick for the Black Damage (brainbuster) when he is suddenly grabbed and driven to the mat with the Luv Handle (killswitch) from the special referee Leonard Luv!


Scotty Arniel: This is an absolute injustice! Someone arrest DPD! He’s a maniac who could seriously damage Orion’s career!

Tom Hartman: Luv just took out Deacon! He must be looking for a manner of payback after how the High Rollers of Fortune stood tall at the end of the last show!

Hominick looks up at Luv not knowing exactly what happened, but he sees Deacon down and pulls him back to his feet, grabbing his right leg with his left arm. He then jabs his right hand into the chest of the opponent, before snap pressing them up into the air, pivoting, and slamming them to the ground HARD for the Juggernaut Press Slam! Hominick covers!

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Hominick gets to his feet, raising his fist into the air in victory, but he is suddenly swung around and driven straight into the mat with another Luv Handle (killswitch) from Leonard Luv! Brutus slides the Rage title in to Leonard Luv who holds it above the fallen Deacon Black and Josh Hominick as we fade out to black.


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