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| Rage #25; 10.3.14 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 28 2014, 12:47 AM (192 Views) | |
| Brutalikus | Oct 28 2014, 12:47 AM Post #1 |
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The Unremarkable
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Live from St. Louis, Missouri.Friday, October 3rd, 2014 ---------------------------------- The show opened with fireworks, smoke and a light display set to the tune of "Runnin' Wild” by Airbourne. The show begins by the cameras swinging to ringside to show Tom and Dexter. We open the show as “All About the Benjamins” plays and out comes the Fury champion Steve Corman who is totally pissed off about recent events as the crowd boos the hell out of him. Steve Corman: Shut up! All of you just shut the hell up! Is this the thanks I get for taking the B-show and turning this pit you assholes call St. Louis a living breathing money maker? Rage was NOTHING before I took back control from that two bit hack Darius Jackson and for that matter, St. Louis was NOTHING before Steve Corman! The crowd continues to boo relentlessly as they chant “Onyx Lion” which makes Corman even more irate. Steve Corman: You want to chant for old one-eyed jack huh? Kokushi has already taken years off his career not once, but twice! And this time, I’m through playing nice with that hack and once I’m done with him, he’ll wish he would have taken his ball and gone home because not only will I take his sight, I’ll break every limb and sense in his body until that bastard is strapped to a hospital bed for the rest of his miserable pathetic life! I was the one who punched out Excelsior! I was the one who was smart enough to trick him into making my contract iron clad! I was the one responsible for taking out Darius Jackson! And I am the one responsible for MAKING EWS! I don’t care if it is Excelsior, Jackson, Moreno, Sentinel, Hominick or even that punk DDV- I AM the Rage Commissioner! I AM Fury (raising the title) champion and I AM EWS! Then “Cochise” hits the speakers and the crowd goes crazy as out comes Darius Jackson, no longer wearing his eye patch as both of his eyes appear to be working properly! Darius stands at the top of the stage while Corman is in the ring and addresses him with a contract in his hand. Steve Corman: You have some nerve interrupting MY show Jackson! With a snap of my fingers I could have security break your neck and escort you out of the arena in a body bag because in case you had forgotten I AM- Darius Jackson: NOT THE MOTHA FUCKIN’ Rage Commissioner! The crowd pops huge for this as Darius interrupts Corman again. Darius Jackson: Just sit your ass down and shut the hell up for a second Steve because I’ve got news for you; You ARE NOT the Rage Commissioner! Tell me Steve, when you tried to blind me a couple months ago, forcing me to take time off, didn’t you find it it just a little bit strange that Mr. Excelsior came out to this ring in front of the world, waving around a contract that he was offering to the new Rage commissioner? He was practically a sitting duck out there, just waiting for some big, dumb, power-hungry spotlight hog to snatch the contract from him, and guess what Steve; that big, dumb, power hungry spotlight hog.... was you! Steve Corman: What the hell are you getting at Jackson!? Darius Jackson: What I’m getting at Corman is that contract you signed, the one I have right here in my hand..... was a trap! The crowd pops for this as Darius continues and Corman’s eyes go wide in shock! Darius Jackson: In case you were wondering, let me explain it to you. Back when EWS started 2 years ago, Mr. Excelsior brought you on board and the two of you were collaborating on how to make the next great wrestling promotion that would soon become Excelsior Wrestling Society. However, being the snake that you are, Excelsior would soon learn why no one else in the wrestling industry trusts you when he read over the contract you signed to find that you managed to sneak in a clause where you could not be fired for any reason. It was then that Excelsior realized what a snake in the grass you are and he realized something had to be done. Back tracking a couple of years, Excelsior learned about a man who had a very unfortunate accident in the ring and that man.... was me, “The Onyx Lion”, Darius Jackson. No as many of you will remember, it was about 7 years ago now that my career came to an abrupt end when the monster who would later be known as Kokushi sprayed me in the eyes with his blinding black mist back in Japan, just days before I was set to come back to the United States for my shot at what could have been the first world championship of my career. Me being blind, wasn’t entirely true. Yes, Kokushi’s mist did blind my left eye which took several months to recover from, but it didn’t cause permanent damage. The most soul shattering damage came when the company I was set to work for in the United States backed out of our agreement when they found out about my eye injury, and when that happened, my dreams of becoming a world champion went up in smoke. Things only got worse from there as I turned to alcohol to drown my problems and my wife divorced me, bringing my kids with her. My path to self destruction during those dark years was sending me down the path to an early grave until one fateful day when I got a call from my old friend, Simon Excelsior. He wanted me to help him with a little “Commissioner problem” that he was having in his new promotion, EWS . At first, I declined, content to drink myself into the grave since I was no longer in ring shape to pursue my dream of being a world champion, but it was my nephew Ajax who convinced to come back and do what I was born to do; to be a part of the wrestling business. Fast forward a couple months and here I was, standing in this ring as the one who would be named the commissioner of Rage. Why did Excelsior name me of all people to be the Rage Commissioner? Do you know Steve (Corman is seething in anger by this point)? ..... To keep you in check! Steve Corman: Blah blah blah! I don’t give a damn about your life story Jackson! So Excelsior hired you to stop me huh? HA! That old windbag always was a fool! Some good you turned out to be! You know what Darius? I am tired of your face, your voice, your stupid little beard- all of it and I want you off my God damn show now! Security! With that, security comes out and surrounds Darius, but right as it looks like they are about to haul Darius out of the arena, Darius nods to them and they start marching down to the ring, surrounding Steve Corman! Steve Corman: What the hell are you doing?! Get him off my show!!! Darius Jackson: It never was your show Corman! This contract I hold in my hand- the very same one you signed the day you punches Excelsior- was NOT a contract for the new Rage Commissioner..... If you bothered to read the contract, you would have realize that it nullified your iron clad contract status! You know what that means Corman? You aren’t immune to being fired anymore! The crowd is going nuts as security rushes the ring and apprehends Corman! They drag him out of the ring and up the ramp and they restrain his arms as Darius walks right up and gets in Corman’s face on the stage before they drag him away! Steve Corman: YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!!!! Darius Jackson: I JUST DID FOOL! Now toss his ass out of my arena! It’s time to start fixing the mess you made, starting with reinstating an old “friend” of yours who you wrongfully fired.... HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAY! With that, the Kumquat Kid comes out to the stage making his return to Rage as Corman looks on at him and Darius absolutely loathing the sight of them! The Kumquat Kid rubs Corman’s head playfully and grabs his nose as Corman tries to kick at him, but security keeps him restrained and hauls him to the back as the Ryan Lewis waves goodbye to Corman, high fives Darius and heads to the ring for the opening contest! Tom Hartman: I can’t believe my eyes! Darius Jackson is back and setting things right in the land of St. Louis Rage! Dexter Finch: And it all starts with the return of the Kumquat Kid! I’m so happy I could just eat Dunkeroos and watch 90‘s cartoons all day! Tom Hartman: From what I’m being told, it looks like Ryan Lewis is set for tag team action and it is coming up next! _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ We come back from commercial to find security hauling Corman out of the arena and he continues to thrash about yelling out in anger as they walk right by Vincent Delerious who is looking outraged. Vincent Delerious: What the hell is going on Steve? Steve Corman: That bastard Darius did this and mark my words that bastard will pay! Gather Kokushi and Deathstalker and meet outside- Suddenly they all stop as Corman glares at someone off camera. Steve Corman: What the hell are you doing here!? The camera then pans over to find none other than former Rage champion Sentinel to a huge pop from the crowd as he is the next to get face to face with both Corman and Delerious, as he doesn’t have pleasant history with either one! Steve Corman: I swear every minute Darius is here, he brings another worthless waste of money along! That bastard is going to kill the show that I made famous at this rate! Sentinel: Steve, Steve, Steve..... karma really is a bitch, isn’t it? You’ve put so many of my friends through absolute hell to inflate your ego and now look at you, getting hauled out of the arena like that garbage that you are! Darius is back and the hard working men and women of Rage aren’t going to put up with it any longer! A word of advice; don’t show your face around here ever again, because if you do, you will feel the sting of OUR vengeance and you WILL pay for this! With one more long glare, security continues to escort Corman out of the arena with Delerious following behind as Sentinel makes his way to the guerilla position as “Pay For This” kicks up on the speakers! _____________________________ ***BACK AT RINGSIDE*** _____________________________ MATCH 1 – Citrus Sting vs. US Air Force _____________________________ The Kumquat Kid was bouncing around in the ring, so excited to be back on Rage as “Pay For This” by Gemini Syndrome brings the fans to their feet for the emerging Sentinel. The hooded big man makes his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation. Throwing back his head, we see a genuine smile on his face as he shakes hands with his old friend and tag team partner. The two men stand in the ring as Ryan continues bouncing around. “Hell March 3” brings out the US Air Force to a chorus of boos and they don’t look happy about the returning Kumquat Kid or the reforming of Citrus Sting on this night. The Kumquat Kid and Randy Shaw start things out for their teams as Ryan keeps bouncing around yelling everything from “VIVA LA KUMQUAT!” to “SONIC DOGS FOR EVERYONE!” which makes everyone in the crowd and Dexter Finch quite happy. Dexter Finch: “SONIC DOGS RULE!” Tom Hartman: “The Kumquat Kid is enjoying himself tonight!” The young pup Randy Shaw starts off with an impressive showing against veteran fan favorite, the Kumquat Kid as the two spend a bit with an impressive display of chain wrestling to showcase their formidable skills, but though Shaw does well, the Kumquat Kid wins each of their exchanges. Shaw, annoyed charges in on the attack after a near-win small package from Ryan, but Ryan ducks and hits a nice spinning heel kick on the rebound. Ryan hits the ropes and connects with a flying headscissors before clotheslining Shaw over the ropes below. Looking around at the crowd with a cheesy grin, Ryan runs and hits a beautiful senton splash onto Shaw taking him back down. Ryan does a long, overdrawn bow to the crowd as Sentinel watches on with a smirk. Ryan goes to pick up Shaw, but gets shoulder driven hard into the apron for his troubles by the frustrated young man. Shaw delivers some blows before tossing Ryan back into the ring. Shaw stomps away at Ryan before delivering a DDT. Shaw then hits a diving stomp before tagging in Jason White. Dexter Finch: “Boo, these guys are no fun.” Tom Hartman: “US Air Force are probably upset that Corman is no longer in charge here. No special treatment for these guys as Darius has KK and Sentinel on his side!” White stalks Lewis drilling him with a knee to the kidney before whipping him hard into the corner. White charges in with a bicycle kick but Ryan darts out of the way as White is caught, Ryan sweeping the leg as White dangles in a tree of woe. Excited, Ryan yells out “VIVA LA KUMQUAT!” as the crowd echoes him and he darts in with a dropkick right to the abdomen of White who drops out of the corner in a heap. Ryan struggles to crawl for a tag as the crowd goes nuts for their returning heroes! KK struggles to Sentinel and briefly moonwalks his way back to his corner and tags in Sentinel to a nice pop! The big man doesn’t miss a beat, hitting a brutal big boot that almost takes off White’s head. After two big back body drops and then a big running powerslam to the dazed White, Sentinel is fired up.! Shaw tries for to springboard in with a leaping knee to the back of Sentinel's head, but it’s countered by a STIFF Scorpion Sting (Sweet Chin Music) that blasts Shaw out of the air! Shaw rolls from the ring holding his jaw as Sentinel hits White with his Soul Sting ironclaw chokeslam. Looking at the crowd, Sentinel cups his ear to hear a loud “WE WANT KK!” chant. Sentinel tags in his excited tag partner as the duo perform their old Citrus Stinger finisher (Sliced Bread/Back Spear combo) as the crowd erupts. Ryan goes for the cover as the crowd counts along, 1-2-3, Citrus Sting is triumphant! Cordelia Stewart: Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your winners…. CITRUS STING! Dexter Finch: “Hooray for kumquats and Sonic dogs! I’m soooo happy, Tom, it’s like Christmas! Do we get toys?” Tom Hartman: “I don’t know about that, partner, but it sure was a treat seeing Citrus Sting together here tonight.” In the ring, Sentinel celebrates the victory with his best friend, as Dunk and Little Quat emerge from the back, tossing kumquats into the crowd and waving the Kumquatian flag of lime green and single kumquat to a huge ovation. USAF rolls to the outside looking furious and holding their heads as Sentinel and KK deliver their message to the boss by showing that the roster won't back down. _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We go backstage following US Air Force as they exit to the back and walk down the hauls towards the High Rollers of Fortune locker room. The both of them are cursing up a storm as they stomp through the halls in frustration, Randy Shaw looking disappointed and White looking pissed as he pushes the door open forcefully and stomps into the room. Jason White: I am so sick and tired of this bullshit! All we have done since coming to Rage is lose and I have had it up to here with these dirt bag boot licking civilians stealing our thunder! The military trained you better than this private Shaw! Now drop and give me 50! Randy Shaw: Sir yes sir! Deacon Black: Do you mind? Shaw drops and starts doing pushups as White looks at his employer Deacon Black who is lounging on a couch while standing next to him are the South Texas Bulldogs- the hired guns of Ambrose Ulysses Beurregaurde! Jason White: What are you doing with these maggots Deacon! Ricky Tisdale: You oughta shut your mouth before we- Deacon Black: Enough! Now as I was saying, before my associates so rudely interrupted, I have a proposition for you two (referring to the Bulldogs); I have a little job for the two of you that our dear Ambrose can’t know about. As you know, there have been.... tensions among the High Rollers of Fortune as of late and I think it is time that we oust the most troublesome link in our prestigious faction before he can cause any more trouble. Our mutual “friend” James Galleon has a match coming up- what I need you two to do, is to take him out! Everybody looks shocked in the room as Deacon has just divulged his plans to sabotage one of the other members of the High Rollers! Bobbie Tisdale: But wait.... those two clowns (pointing at US Air Force) are the guys you hired... why do you need us? Deacon Black: Because I don’t want James to know that I was involved in taking him out. I am confident that he would backstab me if it suited his best interests and thus I will back stab him first. And, since your employer, Ambrose already seemingly wants Galleon dead for sleeping with his wife, it would be in everyone’s best interest if this remained their little feud and that I am left out of it. Whatever Ambrose is paying you, I am willing to double it. What do you say? The Bulldogs look at each other and nod. Ricky Tisdale: Alright, you’ve got yourself a deal Deacon. Deacon Black: Excellent. The match is coming up soon, so I’d suggest you both get ready. The Bulldogs leave, sharing a glare with Jason White before leaving as Randy Shaw finally finishes his pushups and stands up, the two of them walking closer to Deacon. Jason White: What are you thinking Deacon? Why did you hire them for this job? What is stopping them from telling Ambrose everything? Deacon Black: I’m counting on it Jason. You will see in due time. _____________________________ ***ELSEWHERE BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We go backstage to find Meghan Cross sitting with her face buried in her hands on a locker room bench when the door opens behind her and in comes Skye Haynes who immediately notices that Meghan is having a hard time and sits down on the bench next to her. Skye Haynes: I’m sorry to hear about the divorce Meghan... things have been really rough for lately, haven’t they? Meghan Cross: Yes they have hun, but as always, I’ve just got to truck on through and get my head on right. Nothing good is going to come of it if I stay in this funk. Besides, it sounds like you haven’t exactly been having the best luck lately either... Skye Haynes: I guess not, but I’ll get another chance at the EWS Woman’s title at some point. But for now, we’ve got a tag match coming up against Ambiance and Alexis Durden. I hate to be “all business”, but are you okay to go out there tonight after that concussion just a few weeks ago? I’d rather go out there alone than risk a friend’s health, you know? Meghan Cross: (takes a deep breath) Yeah, I’ll be fine.... I’ve got a lot of crap to deal with, but first thing’s first; let’s go kick some psycho bitch ass! Skye Haynes: That’s the spirit! Let’s do this! Skye extends her hand and helps Meghan to her feet, the two of them trying to get pumped as they head for the door, though something still seems a bit off about both of them tonight. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ MATCH 2 – Skye Haynes/Meghan Cross vs. Alexis Durden/Ambiance _____________________________ "You Call Me A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing” hits and former EWS World Woman’s champ Ambiance is out first, not looking happy after losing her triple threat with Skye and Cailin some weeks earlier at Gateway III. Next out is Alexis Durden accompanied by “Moonlight Sonata (Rock Cover)” as she is looking to be the only devilishly happy person in this match, having won her Pit Fight with Meghan Cross on that same night. Next comes the fan favorites, Skye Haynes and then Meghan Cross, the latter appearing through the crowd as the two of them meet back up outside the ring, both looking rather troubled after their recent losses. Tom Hartman: The last couple weeks have been very hard for Meghan and Skye, both having lost crucial matches, and from the sound of it, much more for Meghan in her personal life. On top of that, even Ambiance has suffered a major loss but unlike Skye and Meghan, she is far more.... Dexter Finch: Crazy? Bonkers? Bananas? Psycho? A few cooks short of a kitchen? Tom Hartman: Er... I was going to say far more angry, but I don’t think you’re necessarily wrong there. And speaking of crazy... Alexis Durden leans over the ropes and starts spouting shit at Meghan about how her wife divorced her, and how Meghan is too much of a pretty little doll to take control of anything in her life. Meghan looks emotionally enraged after that and Skye tries to hold her friend back, but struggles as Meghan even snaps at Skye for holding her back for a second before Skye talks sense into her. Meghan and Skye are talking but suddenly go flying into the ramp when Ambiance suicide forearm dives straight into the back of Skye’s head out of nowhere! Ambiance begins pounding away at Skye on the ramp while Alexis exits the ring and starts talking shit to Meghan again, only for Meghan to tackle her to the floor as well! We have two different cat fights out on the floor that go back and forth until Ambiance rolls Skye into the ring and stomps the hell out of her, screaming at Skye about how it was Skye’s fault that she isn’t the EWS Woman’s champ right now. Ambiance continues the brutal assault on the inside of the ring by whipping Skye into one of the corners, followed by a clothesline, scoop slam to the center and then a rear chin lock aimed to punish Skye. On the outside, the fight between Alexis and Meghan continues to escalate Meghan’s anger and frustration start to get the better of her and she fights back and her and Alexis battle it out by using the apron to brutalize each other and the exchange eventually leads Alexis to eye rake Meghan and whip her into the stairs, but Meghan counters and whips Alexis shoulder first into them instead. Meghan ends up stomping Alexis straight into the stairs while inside the ring, Ambiance is pulling Skye around by the hair and using the ropes to choke her in various ways as they move around the ring. Ambiance hits a tiltawhirl backbreaker and then goes up top looking for a diving crossbody but gets dropkicked in the gut to a sickening impact in desperation from Skye! Skye gets to her feet and looks to take advantage of the downed Ambiance, but she notices Meghan going crazy on the outside and slides out, putting a hand on Meghan’s shoulder only for Meghan to instinctively whip around in anger and slam a back elbow straight into Skye’s jaw! Tom Hartman: Meghan has snapped! She just attacked her friend Skye! Dexter Finch: She’s cracked. All of these ladies would put Alex Delarge to shame with their Ultraviolent tendencies. Meghan starts to come to her senses and goes to apologize to Skye, horrified by what she has just done, but Skye backs away and looks betrayed. Meghan tries to talk to Skye, but things escalate further when Ambiance slides out of the ring and shoves Skye straight into Meghan! Ambiance rolls Skye back into the ring and starts making frequent tags with the sadistic Alexis Durden (whispering plans all the while), the two punishing Skye with various double team moves, Ambiance being sure to spout profanities at Skye as she rips into her. Skye battles back a couple of times and tries to tag Meghan in as tension builds, but each time she almost gets it, Skye is yanked back to the center of the ring and the worst comes when Meghan makes a tag, coming in like a house of fire and taking out Ambiance and Alexis with several big moves.... but the referee was too distracted to notice and he forces Meghan back into her corner while Ambi and Alexis continue the dissection. The legal woman, Alexis goes for herViolent Tendencies (Hammerlock DDT), but she spends too much time verbally taunting Meghan, allowing for Skye to counter into a northerlights suplex! The crowd is going nuts as Skye leaps in to tag Meghan, but suddenly, Meghan is pulled down off the apron by Ambiance, but the sly Ambiance does it in such a way that it makes it look like Meghan purposely leaped away from Skye! Skye doesn’t have enough time to process this as Alexis springboards off the ropes and nails the Like Clockwork (Legtrap Sunset Flip Powerbomb)! Meghan attempts to slide in to break the pin, but fails as Ambiance holds her leg and Alexis holds if for the 1, 2, 3! Spoiler: click to toggle After the match, Meghan flops down on the mat in frustration, so close to saving Skye, but her moment of doubt allows Ambiance to pull her to the outside of the ring and hit Meghan with the Shattered Dollhouse (codebreaker) on the outside. Alexis and Ambiance decide to send a message to Skye and Meghan after the match as Alexis hands the cane to Ambiance with a sadistic grin and then locks Skye in a reverse figure four lock while Ambiance strikes Skye in the back with Alexis’ cane! SKye screams in pain and when Durden and Ambiance feel the damage is enough, they let Skye go and Ambiance slides into the ring to check on Skye who rolls away from her and refuses to let Meghan check on her. This only makes Meghan’s troubles worse and she thrusts her hands into her palms as we leave the ringside area. _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We go backstage to find a fancy looking limo arriving in the arena. It stops and from the drivers seat steps Freeman as he circles around the vehicle and opens the door for his employer Ambrose Ulysses Beauregarde and his wife, Miss Jessie Rae. The both of them start making their way through the back when they are approached by the South Texas Bulldogs. AUB: Ah, if it isn’t mah fine associates. I paid no call for yer services at this very moment, so why oh why have you come to see me? Ricky Tisdale: We’ve got some information for you boss. Bobbie Tisdale: We just came from a meeting with Deacon Black that he didn’t want you to know about. AUB: Is that so? What is this heah nature ov the conversation? Ricky Tisdale: He offered to double what you pay us if we would attack James Galleon for him. He said he didn’t want it to look like he was involved. Bobbie Tisdale: As rich as he is, I sure as hell don’t think he can match what you are paying us, let alone double it. AUB ponders this a moment while Jessie Rae looks panicked and starts furiously typing out a text before Ambrose snatches the phone from her and throws it to the floor. Jessie Rae: But deah- AUB: - I will not have you go warnin’ that infernal, yellow-bellied rat Galleon! You know boys, if ah know Deacon, ah’d say he expected you to tell me this heah information. He is a wily devil, that’s f’sher. Ah don’t know why he wants James gone or why he wants to incriminate me, but ah say we play along with his little game. Tonight, you boys will attack Galleon. Do ah make m’self cleah? Ricky Tisdale: Clear enough. The Bulldogs set off as Ambrose looks on, pondering for a moment longer. AUB: And heah begins our little game ov chess.... _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ Tom Hartman: The next match is James Galleon vs. Alex Hawke, but from we heard earlier, the High Rollers of Fortune seem to be plotting behind his back. I'm curious to see what happens here as things appear to be growing worse and worse for Corman's forcing tonight. Dexter Finch: Sheesh, has anyone heard of television? I don't know why these guys go around broadcasting their master plans where everyone can see them. I mean come on! Even I'm not that dumb! MATCH 3 – James Galleon vs. Alex Hawke _____________________________ “Sometime's You're the Hammer Sometime's You're the Nail” plays as out comes Alex Hawke to a huge round of boos from the crowd that he seems to pretty much just brush off and enters the ring with a microphone in hand. Alex Hawke: You people.... are idiots! You know, I come out here every night, and entertain all you numb skulls and become a lightning rod for all of those emotions that you dare not express to the people that actually deserve it in your lives. How many times do you go and tell your bosses they suck right to their faces? How many times do you complain to the politicians and businessmen of the world who blatantly lie to your faces every time you listen to them, but then you turn around and attack me for telling you the truth? You sheep don’t want the truth! You try to silence me with your hate because you’d rather live in ignorant bliss while the leaders of the world shove their dominion down your throats, and you guys just lie down and take it! Most of you talk about how you want change; how you want a revolution. But has even one of you sat your fat asses up off your couches and done anything about it? No you haven’t! You make me sick! Hawke pauses for effect. Alex Hawke: Now, I know you morons are all waiting for Brandon Laux to come out here and attack me. After all, this is wrestling isn’t it? Now I know the boys in the back are going to be pissed at me for breaking kayfabe, and so are you idiots in the crowd who come to these shows expecting magic tricks that you’ve never seen before! In fact, you all come to these shows to watch the same old rabbit out of the hat trick! You’re that gullible! There isn’t anyone in the back that is willing to break the mold, so allow me to do it myself! Brandon! I know you are skulking back there somewhere, just waiting for your chance to jump me for some percieved way that I slieghted you. Let me make one thing clear to you; you were the one who was holding me back! You and I both know that there are conspiracies running rampant in the world; EWS conspiracies, wrestling conspiracies, world conspiracies. They are all connected and I am the savior that intends to stop all of them, even if I have to play the conspiracy game to do it! You are smart Brandon, but compared to me, you are an infant. We both want the same thing; to destroy the corruption in political power, starting with EWS. If you know what is good for you, you won’t continue to interfere with my plans. So Brandon, stay in the back, draw your little conspiracy diagrams, talk about how you think reptilian humanoids are hypnotising the world and how the government controls the world’s weather with cloud seeding and how aliens are probing our minds so long as we aren’t wearing your little tinfoil hats. Just stay out of my way and let the “adult” take care the REAL conspiracies. Hawke drops the mic and prepares for his match as “Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi (Carmina Burana)”comes on to signify the arrival of High Roller James Galleon.... but no one shows up. Instead, we cut to a clip of backstage where Galleon is being assaulted by two masked men! The two masked men are slamming him into various backstage equipment and end it by double powerbombing Galleon through a buffet table that knocks him out cold on the concrete! The two men make sure to “accidentally” drop a business card on the floor next to Galleon’s body and when the camera gets a close up of the card, it reads “DEACON BLACK”. Tom Hartman: Galleon has been taken out! How are we going to have a match now? Dexter Finch: Alex Hawke is right, you are really gullible like a sheep Tom. People have been talking about taking out James Galleon all night. Tom Hartman: (muttering faintly) ....uh Dex, you aren’t supposed to be messing with kayfabe on air. Alex Hawke: Well it looks like I’m not going to be having a match tonight so I’m out of here- Just then “Cochise” kicks in as Commissioner Darius Jackson comes out onto the stage, still thriving off the crowd reactions for his return. Darius Jackson: Not so fast Alex, medical officials are tending to James Galleon as we speak, but you still have a match tonight! And since I can’t seem to find the man that wants your head, Brandon Laux on such short notice, I have another opponent in mind for you.... Just then “Fire It Up” kicks up and out comes the new Rage champion Josh Hominick! The crowd goes nuts as Hominick heads down to the ring with his Rage title and gets ready for the match, Hawke not looking very pleased. MATCH 3 – Josh Hominick vs. Alex Hawke _____________________________ Tom Hartman: Oh man what an announcement from the returning commissioner! The Rage champion is in the house! Dexter Finch: But this isn’t a house, it’s an arena? Why is English so confusing?! Hawke reluctantly locks up with the champ and briefly wins the exchange with a side headlock, but he seems almost arrogant about it as he acts like he got the better of the champ, but Hominick simply picks him up and throws him forward from a backdrop position onto his keester in the center of the ring, showing that he was more or less unphased! The two lock up once again, but the sneaky Hawke rakes the eyes and runs the ropes for a running DDT, but gets military pressed and thrown across the ring by the champ instead! Hawke backs into the corner and tries to call a time out as Hominick lumbers towards him, but Hawke continues the cheap tactics by chopping Hominick’s leg out from under him, causing his face to bounce off the bottom buckle as Hawke gets up and unloads stomps until the ref forces him away. Hominick is clearly getting pissed as he takes off towards Hawke and Hawke dives out of the ring, running a full lap around the ring with Hominick is pursuit before sliding back into the ring and and vaulting clear over the top ropes to Hominick out on the floor with a crossbody, but Hominick catches him and throws him back into the barricade with a fallaway slam! Hominick pulls Hawke back into the ring and Hawke tries to sneak in a jumping reverse STO, but Hominick catches him with one arm and drives him to the mat with a modified STO of his own and whips Hawke into the upper right buckle following with a big time clothesline. Hominick then whips him to the lower left buckle and tries a clothesline, but Hawke ducks, runs the ropes for a big knee lift into the gut and then runs the ropes again before driving Hominick’s face into the mat with a bulldog followed by a springboard moonsault for a 2 count. Tom Hartman: Alex Hawke is showing a lot of skill here in this outing with the champ, but you have to know that the champ is far too fresh still to go down this quick. Hawke tries to keep his momentum rolling with a shining wizard but Hominick catches him and drives him into the mat with a thrust spinebuster! Hominick pumps up with an aggressive expression as the crowd goes crazy and Hawke tries to clothesline him only to be tossed with a succession of three high angle german suplexes. Hawke rolls to the lower right buckle and attempts to call time out again as Hominick comes in and gets an eye poke for his troubles, with goads the mammoth into a full tilt Starstruck three point stance spear- guiding shoulder first into the turnbuckle post by Hawke! Hominick’s shoulder collides with a meaty thud as Hawke rolls him into a school boy and gets his feet up on the ropes for leverage! 1, 2.... Tom Hartman: Hawke is cheating! Dexter Finch: Correction, he is pinning in an unethical fashion. 3-kickout! Hawke looks visibly upset that that didn’t put Hominick away and starts climbing the corner for his Black Arrow (Shooting star DDT), but Hominick grabs him by the tights on the way up and pulls him forcefully backwards onto his shoulders for the Strapped Down (torture wrack)! Hawke struggles in the hold for several seconds before raking his nails across Hominick’s eyes and slipping off of his shoulders, sliding out of the ring and backing up off up the ramp! It looks like Hawke has the intention of taking a countout loss when suddenly the crowd fires up as Brandon Laux comes flying out from the back and whips Hawke back into the ring! Hawke looks at him and shouts, “what the hell is wrong with you?!”, but when Hawke turns around, Hominick is standing right behind him, lifts him up into the air with one fluid motion and drives him into the mat with the Juggernaut Press Slam (modified military press powerslam)! Hominick covers for the 1, 2, 3! Spoiler: click to toggle Laux smirks at his handiwork and motions to Hawke that he is coming for revenge as Hominick celebrates with the Rage title. _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ |
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The Unremarkable
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We cut to backstage to see a smiling Darius Jackson as he walks through the halls, being welcomed back by various people backstage as he sees a door that reads “Commissioner:Steve Corman”, smirking to himself as he pulls the name plate out, throws it in the trash and replaces it with “Onyx Lion” and then enters his old office. He finds that Steve Corman has adorned the place with Corman’s various accolades and TONS of pictures of Steve Corman lining the walls. Darius Jackson: He’s always been full of himself hasn’t he? Darius rips a couple pictures down from the wall before sitting down in his old chair once again and breathing a sigh of relief, being glad to be back in his old spot again when suddenly- BAM! The door swings open basically as soon as he has settled in and in storms the former Rage champion Leonard Luv! Leonard Luv: I’ve got a bone to pick with you daddy-o! Darius Jackson: (sarcastically) Oh if it isn’t the “Luv Doctor” himself, Leonard Luv! So good to see you again champ, or should I say- Leonard Luv: If you say, “former champ” I swear I’ll rip out both your eyes and shove them straight up your ass! And that’s a promise daddy-o! Darius Jackson: First of all, my name isn’t “daddy-o” to anybody except your mother Luv! And second, what business do you have barging in here like this? In case you didn’t get the memo, not only am I returning to my role as commissioner of Rage, but I never gave it up in the first place. Leonard Luv: What business do I have?..... WHAT BUSINESS DO I HAVE! Last I checked, “somebody” made the call at Gateway III to bar everyone from ringside during my title defense! Effectively, this “somebody” shot my plan B down and stacked the odds against me and thanks to “somebody” I lost MY title! Corman was no peach, but even he would have let me bring my girlfriend and bodyguard down to the ring. But “somebody” went over his head, and I’ve got a feeling that somebody was an assclown who just so happened to be return a week later. Coincidence? I think not jack! Darius Jackson: Maybe I did, but that decision was made to keep the rules for the Rage title match honest and fair, because in case you haven’t noticed, wrestling matches have rules. Out with it; you’re here for your rematch aren’t you? Leonard Luv: Damn straight! I want my rematch and I want it now! ???: Then why are you standing here complaining? Then, the new champion Josh Hominick steps into the picture, holding his newly won Rage title over his shoulder as him and Luv share an intense stare. Josh Hominick: As far as I’m concerned, you never deserved to be the Rage champion as it was, but if you are so dead set on getting the title back, why don’t you prove it? Darius Jackson: I like that idea champ, and as it so happens, that plays right into my plans for tonight. You’ll get your one-on-one rematch in due time Luv, but tonight, I have something more interesting in mind because the main event I had invisioned, is a fatal four way match for Rage #1 contendership between you, Deacon Black, Marcus Orion and DDV! See Luv? You now have two potential title shots lined up, even though you haven’t impressed me with your behavior since I returned. Now get the hell out of my office! Luv scoffs at Darius but decides not to press the issue and leaves while Hominick goes to welcome back Darius, but the camera switches over to follow Luv who walks down the hall and rounds the corner- coming face to face with Las Vegas Fury’s very own Braxton Crawford and Jon Riku! Leonard Luv: They say Corman likes his guys big, but now I know that he likes to be a power bottom. Jon Riku: Cut the crap Luv. We came on the orders of Steve Corman. Luv switches to a fighting stance, expecting that they are going to attack. Braxton Crawford: Relax. We aren’t here to fight like a couple of uncivilized barbarians.We're here to deliver a message; Corman has a deal he wants to make with you. Leonard Luv: A deal with me? Ha! And I thought that big dumb bastard thought I was “old news”! Why should I give a damn what that 7 foot stack of shit wants to do with me? Braxton Crawford: (handing Luv a business card) Why don’t you call him and ask yourself? A war is coming Luv, and you better choose which side you're on. Braxton and Riku walk off, leaving Luv looking at the business card in confusion, wondering what this was all about. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ The arena is now set up for the Ultimate X match coming up... Spoiler: click to toggle MATCH 4 – High Octane Title Ultimate X Match Billy Shaw (c) / Justin Moreno / Togo Oni / Sebastian Jankowski / Acer Stone / Charles Williams / Mikey Mitchell / Tokyo Drift / Hitmen _____________________________ Cordelia Stewart: The following contest is the Ultimate X match for the High Octane Title! ..... The previous champion Charles Williams is the first to make his entrance, looking very determined tonight and aiming for his 4th High Octane title. Then comes Togo Oni, The Hitmen, the new Rage tag champions Acer and Seb, and then Tokyo Drift (who immediately gets in the Hitmen’s faces). Next comes “Marvelous” Mikey Mitchell with his two stylists accompanying him and then the crowd pops HUGE and Williams’ eyes go wide as Justin Moreno makes his entrance through the crowd, most of the guys in this match not knowing that the Jr. Heavyweight icon was entered in this match. Finally, “Einstein” by Tech N9ne plays and the crowd goes even crazier as out comes the High Octane champion, Billy Shaw! Shaw gets a thunderous ovation when he starts his call-response “I believe we can win” chant that gets the crowd in an absolute uproar! Shaw looks at the High Octane title suspended above the heads of all 11 men and then just like that, they all fly into the center of the ring in a compete cluster fuck! The brawl ensues in the center of the ring as Mikey is the first to sneak off and try to climb the pillar at the lower left corner, but his old rival Togo Oni pursues him as the two begin to battle it out in that corner. Meanwhile, on the north side of the ring, Tokyo Drift makes a point to throw the Hitmen over the ropes to the floor, only for both members of Tokyo Drift to eat tandem super kicks from Acer and Seb that sends them over the ropes to the floor as well! Acer and Seb take off running and then soar over the ropes on the north side, crashing into Tokyo Drift and the Hitmen in a large pile. In the center of the ring, Shaw takes a wicked Ode to Wyndham (Superkick) to the side of the head after getting somehow trampled in the opening brawl and when Williams turns around, he goes face to face with Justin Moreno to a pop from the crowd! Moreno also took a lot of damage in the opening brawl as they stare each other down and then look at the High Octane title and then to Togo Oni who after slamming Mitchell’s head off steel pillar, looks to execute a superplex! Just like that, Moreno and Williams nod and grab Oni, throwing him to the mat with a double powerbomb-superplex tower of doom that has both Oni and Mitchell hurting! With that Moreno and Williams get up and lock eyes again while the three tag teams brawl on the outside, but the staredown doesn’t last as the rowdy Shaw flies at them out of nowhere with a beautifully executed springboard moonsault, catching Williams and Moreno by the head and driving them both to the mat with a moonsault double reverse DDT! Tom Hartman: Absolutely incredible! Billy Shaw is showing all of these guys that they shouldn’t underestimate him as champion and with his flying skills, he might just be the most potent competitor in this match! Dexter Finch: This is the birdman’s nest Tom and that High Octane title is his egg... which is really weird because males aren’t supposed to create eggs, so is Billy Shaw... a woman? Tom Hartman: I will never understand your thought process partner. Inside the ring, Mikey cracks Billy Shaw in the back of the head with a chair that his stylists Chucky G and Adrian L handed him. He attempts to hit Oni with it next, but Oni hits a back kick to his stomach and then nails the Trigger (ax kick) that drives Mitchell’s face into the steel chair on the mat! Outside the ring, Acer and Yoshi are trading chops on the north outside portion while Kaz has paired off with BB Damage and yanked him to the right side of the outside ring, slamming BB’s face off the steel pillar. Seb and Cobbs follow Kaz and though in opposite tag teams, the two have a mutual agreement where Cobbs goes down on all fours and Seb vaults off his back with a front dropkick that blasts Kaz so hard that he trips over BB and hits the back of his head HARD on the steel pillar in the lower right corner! Medics actually check on Kaz to find that he now has a huge gash on the back of his head, but he is still cleared to compete after a brief check up. On the north outside, Yoshi is winning his exchange with Acer and attempts to powerbomb him into the front row with the FujiSlide (razor’s edge powerbomb), but Acer reverses and throws Yoshi over the ropes into the front row chairs with a hurricanrana! Acer staggers into the ring where Oni is tae kwon do kicking everything that moves and begins climbing the upper left pillar while the attention is off. Acer starts to shimmy across the ropes suspended over the ring towards the title, but that’s when Oni sees him- but he can’t reach him! Oni then climbs the ropes after Acer and catches up to him while Acer attempts to rip the belt down. Oni and Acer start kicking at each other and almost knock each other off, but in desperation, Oni grabs onto Acer’s waist as he falls and with the momentum, essentially throws Acer off the rope with a makeshift german suplex that sends them both plummeting to the mat! “Holy Shit” chants are now starting to surface as Acer’s buddy Seb rushes into the ring only to get cut off on his way to check on Acer by a High Class Strike (Superman Punch) attempt from Williams, but Seb ducks it and hits the Polish Stunner (back kick to stunner) that stumbles him back into a tornado jumping reverse STO from Moreno! By this point Mikey Mitchell is climbing the rope coming from the lower left pillar and Moreno and Seb notice this, grabbing him by each of his legs and attempting to yank the marvelous one down when the Hitmen slide into the ring, Cobbs getting down on all fours as BB vaults off his back, grabbing Mikey out of the air and driving him off the rope to the mat with a flying baldo bomb! The crowd is going crazy for that inventive move as Cobbs starts fighting with Moreno and Seb. Those three are throwing wild kicks at each other that would make a kung fu master proud, but that ends when Billy Shaw climbs up the pillar and..... starts tight rope walking! Tom Hartman: Oh my God! Billy Shaw is walking on top of the ropes to the title suspended above the ring! The crowd is giving him a tremendous ovation as he tries to tight rope walk all the way to the title, but even the agile Billy Shaw isn’t able to hold his balance and falls, grabbing onto the ropes on his way down, but as he swings, he accidentally ends up crashing into Moreno, Cobbs and Seb, taking them all out! “This is awesome!” chants are springing up now as Mitchell, Cobbs, Shaw, Moreno and Seb are all laying out in the ring while Oni, BB and Acer all muscle to their feet and start climbing the upper left, lower left and upper right pillars respectively. Williams, Yoshi and Kaz all return to the ring, but Tokyo Drift isn’t alone- they are carrying a table! Williams starts climbing the lower right pillar, but Acer, BB and Oni are all fighting for the title as they hang from the wires suspended above the ring while underneath them, Tokyo Drift sets up a table! Kaz climbs onto the table right underneath BB Damage and catches his legs in an electric chair position- but BB hangs onto the wire for dear life! This prompts Cobbs to get up and put Kaz in an electric chair position while Kaz has BB in an electric chair position in a dangerous tower that teeters precariously until Yoshihiro goes springboarding off the south ropes for a crossbody, nailing Cobbs and causing him to fall backwards with Kaz and BB as all four of them go crashing through the table in the ring! Dexter Finch: Woah! That was like a totem pole of death! No one quite knows who took the brunt of that fall, but both teams roll to the outside of the ring with the damage clearly done. Meanwhile, up above the ring, Acer and Oni are swatting at each other as they attempt to loosen the title, but Williams catches up to them as all three fight until they are hanging onto the wire by only there arms and as they kick at each other, Williams succeeds in kicking Oni and Acer down to the mat! Williams gets a proud look on his face as there is no one left between him and the High Octane titlle- until... Tom Hartman: OH MY GOD springboard dropkick from JUSTIN MORENO! Moreno indeed springboards off the top rope and bullets straight into William’s chest with a front dropkick that sends Williams flying off the wire and to the mat! Moreno staggers to his feet and looks to the sky, noticing that he is the only except! Tom Hartman: BILLY SHAW IS ON THE SCAFOLD! MY GOD HOW DID HE GET UP THERE!? Dexter Finch: He’s not only the birdman, he’s the spiderman! Suck it copyrights! Moreno sees Billy Shaw, not climbing on the wires suspended above the ring, but on the scaffolding that connects the steel pillars in an x shape over the ring! Moreno scrambles up one of the pillars and across the wires as fast as he can, but while he is doing that, Shawis climbing down from the scafolding and he drops in right on top of the wires with the title dangling right underneath him! Moreno and Shaw are now fighting as they dangle on the wires for the title which then gives Oni, Mitchell Acer and Seb all a chance to recover and climb the pillars. They all choose different pillars except Mitchell who slams Acer’s face off the upper right pillar and then shoves him out to the floor where Acer lands HARD on his shoulder and starts screaming! Medics rush to check on him as Seb stops climbing the bottom right pillar and goes to fight with Mitchell on the upper right and drops him in the center of the ring with the Greetings From Poland (Iconoclasm)! Mitchell goes down as Oni, Shaw and Moreno are still fighting on the wires for the title and Seb goes to join them- until he is leveled by a ladder shot to the face by Mikey Mitchell’s stylists! Tom Hartman: What the hell are Mikey’s stylists doing in here? They aren’t in this match! Chucky G and Adrian L use the ladder to level everyone that attempts to get into the ring and then set it up right next to the title belt suspended on the wires! The Stylists climb the ladder and Moreno, Shaw and Oni all take turns trying to kick the ladder over until Adrian pulls out a small bottle of spray (Sean Foster’s Intensity spray actually) and sprays Oni in the eyes with it, causing him to fall! Moreno grabs onto Chuckiy G’s collar while hanging upside down from the wire and Chucky G screams like a little girl as he teeters on the ladder until- Dexter Finch: BAM! BOOM! PAZZOW! HOLY SUPERMAN PUNCH BATMAN! Charles Williams springboards into the ring and blasts Moreno with a High Class Strike (superman punch) that causes Moreno to fall limply off the wire to the mat below! This leaves Billy Shaw and the stylists as Shaw just about has the title unraveled- but in the midst of the commotion Adrian sprays him in the eyes with the Intensity spray as well! Adrian and Chucky grab Shaw and double suplex him off the wires above the ring and off the ladder all the way to the mat below! This leaves the Stylists who together retrieve the title to a huge round of boos! The referee isn’t sure what to make of this until they climb down off the ladder and hand the belt to “Marvelous” Mikey Mitchell! The referee seems conflicted about this, but has no choice as Mikey has “retrieved” the title! Spoiler: click to toggle Mikey is drawing intense heat from the crowd as many of the competitors just stare in disbelief, particularly Shaw as he was just screwed out of the title that he worked so hard for! Mikey celebrates arrogantly with the Stylists that retrieved the title for him as they walk up the ramp, Mikey Mitchell as the new High Octane champion! Tom Hartman: This is an absolute injustice! I can’t believe what I’m seeing! _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We go backstage in a cafeteria looking area to find the Brutallion; Oti Amalu and Keith Battle. they seem to be hitting on some pretty cute girls while big Amalu takes a bite out of a chicken drumstick and the girls giggle, leaving their numbers with the Brutallion before walking away while we can see Ambrose Ulysses Beauregarde approach from behind them. Girl #1: See you boys later! AUB: Am ah interruptin’ somethin’ boys? Keith Battle: Interrupting? You just missed the show hehe. Oti Amalu: I tell you, chicks in this town can’t get enough of the Brutallion. Getting paid big time to do a pompous brat’s dirty work and turning it around and spending it on women? This must be heaven! AUB: Well ah’m glad you boys are enjoyin’ y’selves off your employah’s dolla’. Speakin’ of yo employah, I’ve got a little ol’ business proposition of my own. You see, James Galleon has recently defiled my wife and I demand satisfaction. Keith Battle: Who hasn’t defiled her? Battle and Amalu nudge each other and snicker while Ambrose gets read faced with anger over that comment. AUB: Ah will overlook that insult to mah wife’s honor just this once and only because I need you boys to do a job for me. Oti Amalu: Then spit it out. Time is money, and money is women if you feel me. AUB: (again growing aggrovated with them) Eh-hem! You two really ahr tryin’ mah patience. I am willing to pay you more generously than even James Galleon is paying you now, IF you attack Deacon Black for me tonight! Amalu and Battle look at each other, obviously surprised by this request. Keith Battle: Interesting... so why do you want us? AUB: Because I recently came upon some information; it would appear as though Deacon had attempted to frame me for what happened to Galleon earlier tonight. Two can play at that game, an’ I want you to attack Deacon so that he thinks Galleon found out about his plan. But that is more than you need t’know. I am willin’ to pay top dollar for y’services and for you to keep this conversation quiet, y’hear? Oti Amalu: And if we refuse? AUB: You boys ahr mercenaries. You follow the highest bidder. Keith Battle: Heh, guess I can’t argue that. You’ve got a deal. AUB: Good, now git goin’ and ah will make you rich! _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ MATCH 5 – Rage Woman's Title Venus (c) vs. Malice _____________________________ The ominous rumble of “Planet Suite ‘MARS – The Bringer of War’” begins as the lights go out and come back on to reveal the imposing frame of the Rage Woman’s champion VENUS! Next, “The Razor's Edge” by AC DC kicks on as out comes the equally imposing figure of Scotty Arniel’s “protege” Malice! Scotty Arniel follows her down to the ring, being sure to shout at Venus about how she missed the boat for the “Scotty train” and now Malice is going to take her title for rejecting his “heart” Dexter Finch: Why is Scotty pointing to his pants when he says “heart”? I thought his heart was in his chest. Tom Hartman: I don’t even.... The two behemoths begin to snarl at each other in the center of the ring as Venus holds the title up high. The ref calls for the bell and both large bulls lock up, neither giving an inch until Malice screams and shoves Venus backwards onto her ass! The crowd is in shock at what they have just witnessed and Venus looks far more cautious now, knowing the power that her opponent possesses as they both lock up again and begin shoving each other around the ring this time and end up in the lower right corner where Venus slams an open handed palm thrust into Malice’s chest, but Malice no sells it and just glares at her instead! Venus gets angry at starts unload with heavy strikes and kicks, but Malice ducks low after awhile and pickup spears Venus to the ground with ease! Malice unloads with her own mounted strikes. The refere stops her, but not before she manages to kick Venus out of the ring. Venus recovers as Scotty moves over to her, continuing to mouth off at her until Venus reaches up and grabs him by the throat! Just then, Malice screams and comes flying at Venus with a big time crossbody from the apron- but Venus shoves Arniel and catches Malice in a DEVESTATING scoop powerslam on the floor! Tom Hartman: Dear lord! That was over 500lbs. of humanity crashing to the floor! Dexter Finch: Too bad Scotty wasn’t under him. I hear he likes ‘em big, but they would have made him a Scotty pancake. Venus grabs Malice and plows her head into the steel stairs a couple times as the ref administers his ringout count: 1,2,3 - Venus drags Malice to the barricade and starts unloading with stomps into Malice’s abdomen, but eventually Malice shoots forward and shoulder thrusts Venus back first into the apron. 4,5,6 - Malice bearhugs Venus and runs her back first into the lower left corner post and then runs her to the stairs in the lower right and spear slams her straight into them. Malice then goes for a bicycle kick to smash Venus’ head off the stairs, but Malice ends up kicking the stairs with a thunderous sound as Venus rolls out of the way. 7,8,9, - Venus picks Malice up by the throat and suddenly drives her back first into the low half of the steps with a thunderous chokeslam! Venus attempts to reenter the ring to break the countout, but Arniel gets in the way as she pulls Malice by the hair to the ring! Venus shoves Arniel out of the way, but Malice picks Venus up and backdrops her on the floor! The referee realizes he has lost all control in this one and his count reaches 10! Spoiler: click to toggle The fight continues as Malice and Venus fight there way over to the announce tables and everyone in the vicinity has to take cover as Malice rips stuff off the spanish commentary table and then rolls Venus on top of it. Malice assembles the nearest stack of stairs near the table and climbs on top looking to big splash Venus through the table when she is hit with a chair in the back! Tom Hartman: What the hell!? Where did she come from! Wait.... I recognize that face.... that is MALIKA FLORES CHEN! The crowd pops huge as Malika makes her Rage debut coming from PWR and smashes the chair against Malice’s back causing her to snarl in anger, but Malika gives her the middle finger and nails her straight in the head with the chair, causing Malice to fall backwards and crash through Venus and the spanish announce table! Malika grabs the Rage Woman’s Title and stands on the stairs raising it above the downed giants of Venus and Malice and indicating that she is coming for the Woman’s title! _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We open in the Rage interview area backstage, where standing there, their EWS Women’s Tag Titles over their shoulders are the Sisters Of Salvation, Sierra Starr and Kendra Rayne. They get a mixed reaction from the crowd, some wrestling purists appreciating their skills, but most of the fans are booing them over their recent dealings with The Daughters Of Darkness. Kendra feigns shock. Kendra Rayne: “Don’t look now, Sierra, but it looks like we went and broke those two little bimbos, The Daughters Of Darkness!” The duo laugh as the crowd boos this immensely. Sierra yawns. Sierra Starr: “Does seem that way, doesn’t it? It also seems like we don’t have any real competition now, doesn’t it?” Kendra Rayne: “Yep, and you know what that means, right?” Sierra Starr: “Oh come on, Kendra, you can’t be serious. Us, fighting men? That wouldn’t be very lady like of us, now would it?” Kendra Rayne: “Exactly. Those Tag Titles would look better on us anyways.” Sierra Starr: “Right you are. So all you wimps who call yourselves "men" in the back better be looking out because we don't care who has the Rage tag titles.... we're coming for them!” Kendra Rayne: We've broken all of the little barbie dolls that got in our way. Now I think it's time the Sisters of Salvation proved that we are not only the best women's tag team around.... we are the best tag team PERIOD. The two women share a laugh and walk away proudly with their titles as the scene returns ringside. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ MAIN EVENT – Rage Title #1 Contender Fatal Four Way DDV vs. Marcus Orion vs. Deacon Black vs. Leonard Luv _____________________________ “HOLD UP! WAIT A MINUTE! PUT A LITTLE LUV IN IT!” “Love Addict” plays as out comes the former Rage champion, Leonard Luv with his bodyguard Brutus and girlfriend Inga Lovegood. Next “Welcome To The Masquerade” plays as out comes Deacon Black with his own bodyguard Komodo. The boos continue to grow as "Worlds Greatest " plays and the third contestant, Marcus Orion comes out with his own bodyguard Hayden McClane and his personal commentator Scotty Arniel. The three men in the ring seem to all dislike each other and their bodyguards on the outside also don’t seem to be playing nice. Tom Hartman: Orion, Deacon and Luv all aren’t looking very happy tonight, all having come off a string of big losses at Gateway IV and Midwest Massacre and- oh lord not again... Scotty Arniel: Welcome one and all to the Marcus Orion show! Dexter Finch: Hey it’s the Pillsbury Dough Boy! Scotty Arniel: Quiet you baboon or baffoon or all of the above actually! "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?" rings out as “Boom” plays and out comes DDV- rolling out the entrance way! He has already sustained a cut on his forehead as behind him walks the imposing Kokushi and Deathstalker (with his mask to keep him calm) as well as the wily Vincent Delerious! Delerious has a microphone. Vincent Delerious: Darius Jackson! You made a bad move by crossing the rightful commissioner Steve Corman and because you screwed Vincent Delerious’ business partner, you also screwed Vincent Delerious! So we are going to screw you back Jackson, starting with your precious little knight in shining armor, DDV! Deathstalker.... DESTROY HIM! DDV tries to fight back, but the combined might of Kokushi and Deathstalker is far too much for him as they beat him straight down into the ramp and eventually they finish it with Death Becomes You (Swinging Reverse STO) on the ramp followed by Deathstalker hauling DDV to his knees long enough for Kokushi to catch him with the Red Death (Shining Triangle)! DDV appears to be unconscious when suddenly who should come flying out....? Tom Hartman: Citrus Sting is here! Thank goodness someone has come out to break this up! The Kumquat Kid and Sentinel come flying out from the back and start brawling on the ramp with Kokushi and Deathstalker while medics check on DDV and security tries desperately to break up the fight! Commissioner Darius Jackson follows the security and demands that Delerious and his minions be throw out of the building, glaring at Delerious as Delerious mouths, "This-is-war!" Meanwhile in the ring Deacon, Luv and Orion are initially mesmerized by the commotion until Orion realizes that the match has started! But instead of doing something himself, he summons McClane to do his dirty work as McClane gets in the ring and absolutely obliterates Luv with a Goldberg-esque spear! This prompts Brutus and Komodo to both get in the ring to defend their employers! Tom Hartman: This is utter pandemonium! This is supposed to be a fatal four way match, but one of the competitors is on his way to a hospital and the other three have summoned their bodyguards to fight on their behalf! Scotty Arniel: Why should Orion get his hands dirty? He needs to save his energy for his Rage title match! Dexter Finch: Or the unemployment line since Mr. Jackson is back and he doesn’t like cowards. Deacon sends Komodo to attack McClane while Brutus attacks McClane on his own accord, the three bodyguards battling it out in the ring, and it seems like McClane is winning! McClane pickup spinebusters Komodo and then does the same to Brutus, cracking his neck and roaring to show his dominance when the sneaky Deacon comes from behind and dumps McClane over the top rope! Deacon looks very satisfied by this until Orion comes up from behind and tosses him with a german suplex. Orion shouts “ORION!” to the crowd to a round of boos as he goes to get back on the attack, but suddenly McClane bursts back into the ring and shoves Orion out of the way, making a b-line straight for Deacon! McClane tackles Deacon and starts mercilessly mauling him until Orion pulls him away and the two go face to face as Orion demands to know why the hell McClane shoved him! The crowd pops thinking that McClane might attack him, but Orion reminds him that he is the one that pays McClane, prompting McClane to crack his neck and smirk motioning that Orion can have whatever is left of Deacon. McClane gets out of the ring, motioning for Orion to continue until Orion is blindsided by Deacon’s bodyguard, Komodo! Komodo hits the Thug 4 Hire (Chokeslam backbreaker) on Orion and then locks him in the Dragon’s Bite (Kimura Lock) as Orion screams in pain and actually taps out- but Komodo technically isn’t a legal participant in this match so it does nothing! Orion screams for Hayden’s help as McClane simply shrugs and makes a money motion with his hands, indicating that he wants more money to help Orion! While in the submission, Orion shouts, “I’m not paying you more-AAAHHHHHH (Komodo wrenches further on the hold) okay okay fine! I’ll give you more just help me!” McClane heard what he wanted to and slides back into the ring, pulling Komodo off of Orion as McClane and Komodo start to trade punches! The two mammoths brawl all over the ring until they are both in a tie-up leaning against the ropes and suddenly Luv’s bodyguard Brutus bursts back into the fray and dumps both McClane and Komodo over the ropes to the floor! Luv and Brutus are the only ones standing in the ring now as Deacon slides out of the ring and Luv orders Brutus to set up Orion with a rib breaker as Luv runs the ropes and nails Orion with a dropkick to the face! Luv orders Brutus to scoop slam Orion over and over and over again until he is satisfied and then rebounds the ropes and dances as he drops a million dollar man-style fist drop and goes for a pin only for a 2-count! With this McClane reaches into the ring and pulls him to the outside near the announce tables as the three bodyguards continue to brawl, finally leaving the three legal men in the match! Luv hits a russian legsweep on Orion and then climbs up the upper left buckle for a diving leg drop, but he gets shoved to the mat by Deacon who climbs the buckle himself and looks to hit a diving knee strike to Orion, but Orion dodges and runs the ropes nailing a big knee lift to the gut of Deacon to turn him inside out. Orion turns to Luv and looks to suplex him, but Luv drops down and hits a low blow- a trick that all three men in the ring should know better than any! Luv then trips Orion and locks in a figure four leg lock. On the outside the commentary team has to move again as Komodo, McClane and Brutus come brawling near the announce tables again and McClane carelessly throws Brutus over the table, causing him to crash into Scotty Arniel! Scotty Arniel: AGGGHHHHHH! Dexter Finch: HAHAHAHAHA! Glorious day! Scotty was squished by an even fatter man! It’s like poetic iron or something. Tom Hartman: Hehe... even I have to chuckle at that one. Eh-hem, but what is going on here? McClane didn’t do that on purpose, did he? If McClane purposely tossed Brutus into Scotty, he is hiding it well as he goes back to fighting with Komodo as Komodo tackles him into the steel stairs with a thunderous BANG as the two continue to to blast each other with big time punches! In the ring, Orion is screaming and willing himself to the ropes to break the figure four, but suddenly Deacon drops a big double knee drop onto Luv and covers him with Orion still in the figure four! One.... Two..... Th-Orion breaks it up, by somehow rolling Deacon into a school boy pin whilst reversing the pressure of the figure four on Luv! One... Two.... Th-No-Deacon grabs the ropes! All three men scramble to their feet and Deacon and Luv start conversing about working together to take out Orion so that they can settle what they started in their Gateway IV title match alone. They agree, but their words mean nothing as they try to fake each other out and end up double dropkicked into the ropes by Orion who scoop powerslams Deacon and then Luv goes for the Luv Handle (killswitch), but Orion shoves him Orion back kicks him in the groin to return the favor from earlier and then transitions Luv seamlessly into the Orions' Belt (Gutwrench Powerbomb)! Orion shouts “ORION!” once more before arrogantly dropping to his knees to go for the pin when.... The lights go out as a gruff southern voice comes over the speakers ???: Marcus Orion.... your executioner has arrived! Spoiler: click to toggle Suddenly the lights pick up into an eerie blue hue as a lone figure can be seen walking down the ramp towards Orion who looks like he has seen a ghost! The lights return to normal as the Bounty Hunter approaches Orion in the ring and Orion backs up trying to plead his case as he can be heard saying, “Jack! What are you doing? You work for me remember?” and The Bounty Hunter replies, “I’ve been hired to put you in the ground Orion.... any last words?” Orion looks around and shouts, “McClane! Get in here now!” to which McClane replies by cracking his knuckles and neck and rolling into the ring, leaving Komodo and Brutus laying on the ground outside the ring. McClane goes face to face with the Bounty Hunter as it looks like both of them are going to go toe-to-toe! And then.... .... McClane pats the Bounty Hunter on the back and says, “Orion doesn’t pay me enough for this shit!” and walks away, leaving Orion wide-eyed in disbelief! Orion begs McClane to get back, but its too late as the Bounty Hunter grabs him by the throat and drives him into the mat with a devestating tombstone piledriver! Orion looks totally out as the Bounty Hunter gets a large round of applause from the crowd and walks off towards the back! Tom Hartman: Good god look at the carnage! DDV has been taken out by Kokushi and Deathstalker, the bodyguards have been brawling amongst each other and now this new Bounty Hunter fellow has just laid out Orion! What could possibly happen next? Dexter Finch: Don’t forget about Scotty getting smooshed! That was my favorite part of the night! Orion rolls out of the ring, leaving Luv and Deacon who look on at each other trying to summon the strength to finish this when suddenly Deacon is yanked out of the ring by- Tom Hartman: The Brutallion! I had forgotten all about them! They are James Galleon’s hired muscle and they are taking out Deacon! The High Rollers of Fortune are falling apart! The Brutallion stomp the hell out of Deacon and then hit their Brutallity (full nelson facebuster and codebreaker combo) out on the floor, taking Deacon out! This leaves only Leonard Luv left in the ring as he surveys the broken bodies around ringside, not quite sure of what to do when... "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?" “Boom” hits the speakers as out stumbles an irate and determined DDV! Medics are trying to get him to come back, but its no use as he is determined to get back in this match and Luv is throwing an absolute fit and tells Inga to hand him a chair which she does, but it doesn’t help as the still bloody DDV charges into the ring and spears Luv nearly out of his boots! DDV whips Luv into a corner and starts his Amping Up sequence with a corner running snap forearm, dragged out to the middle then clinch + Big Knee, then rebound Boston Strongarm to the back of Luv’s neck. DDV walks into the corner slapping his knee, then as Luv begins to rise, connects with a running knee trembler-but Luv picks up the chair and blasts him in the face instead! Luv falls on DDV spent and goes for the pin! One... Two.... Three...... NOOOOOO! DDV gets the shoulder up! Tom Hartman: DDV kicked out! Dexter Finch: Doesn’t he always? Tom Hartman: He does a lot yes, but its moments like this when he was nearly hospitalized and could still come back to finish this thing that really shows his true mettle. He’s got guts, that’s for sure. Luv is slamming his hands on the mat and ripping at his hair as he looks like he has totally snapped and he actually whips DDV into one of the corners and adds insult to injury by starting DDV’s own Amping up Sequence! He does it a little different with a corner running shoulder thrust, dragged out to a single knee facebuster and then an enzuigiri to the back of the head! Luv gets into the corner and starts mocking his knee slap thing as DDV rising and then runs in looking for a running knee trembler... but gets CAUGHT on DDV’s shoulders and dropped with the Breathless “Fireman's carry double knee Gutbuster”! Within seconds, DDV pulls Luv in and locks him in the Boston Stronghold' (Elevated Cloverleaf Stretch Muffler)! Luv shouts for Inga to help him and she tries, but DDV turns to face her as if daring her to try something! Inga has no choice but to step away from the ring and Luv panics with both Inga and Brutus being unable to help and finally has no choice but to tap out as the crowd goes nuts! Spoiler: click to toggle DDV releases the hold and begins to celebrate! Tom Hartman: He did it! DDV is finally going to dance for the big one! He’s going for the Rage title! Dexter Finch: Holy crapola.... don’t look now! Stuffz iz about to get all sorts a’ realz up in here! “Fire It Up” plays as the crowd goes even crazier as the Rage champion Josh Hominick comes down to the ring and stares down DDV with a smirk on his face! The two friends now look more like rivals as they staredown, Hominick holding the title above his head as DDV motions that the title will soon be his as we fade off the air. COPYRIGHT EXCELSIOR WRESTLING SOCIETY 2014 |
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