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Rage #29; 2.6.15
Topic Started: Feb 9 2015, 01:57 AM (450 Views)
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The Unremarkable
PRESHOW EXCLUSIVE MATCH
Isaac Brand vs. Alex Hawke


The match was very back and forth affair that has the crowd wondering why it was left as an EWS.COM exclusive. Brand and Hawke both displayed a ring-general psychology in their mat tactics as they spent much of the match cleverly reversing each others' moves and using their ring awareness to their advantage, whether it be by cheating (Hawke) or by using the entire ring landscape for innovative offense/defense (Both). In the end, Brand had Hawke in the Red Ring of Death (rings of saturn), but Hawke countered out of it by rolling backwards and attempting to turn it into the Kill Command (Cloverleaf), only for Brand to boot him away into the corner. Brand ran for a stinger splash, but Hawke dodged and rolled him into a school boy using the ropes for leverage for the three count.

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The battle wouldn't end there however as Hawke would continue the assault on Brand long past the bell, and though Brand tried to fight back, but a blatant low blow would leave Brand out long enough for Hawke to climb up top and plant him with the Black Arrow (Shooting star DDT). Alex Hawke displayed a more vicious side than we had seen before and stand over the fallen brand to the ire of the crowd, calling out that they haven't seen anything yet!


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Posted ImageLive from St. Louis, Missouri.
Friday, February 6th 2015

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The show opened with fireworks, smoke and a light display set to the tune of "Black Dragon" by The Vines.


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***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE***
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We go backstage to the general manager’s office where a camera shows Darius Jackson talking to Benedict Iscariot. The camera is situated behind Benedict so as to not reveal his face.

Benedict Iscariot: You’ll see Darius, that my suggestion was right. Venus needed to be traded off. It was better for business. As was Ambiance as champion.

Darius Jackson: You’re right. I just wish I could’ve booked that better is all. But it’s all in the past now. Ambiance will be a great representative as champion and she’ll be tough as nails to beat.

Benedict Iscariot: As for the others, don’t let them bother you. They’re going to be upset with your decision, as I’m sure you expect.

Just then the door swings open and Meghan Cross barges into the office, still looking angry from Darius’ decision to make Ambiance the champion.

Darius Jackson: Excuse me, you know I have an open door but don’t think you can just force your ass in here whenever you want.

Meghan Cross: What the actual hell Darius? Seriously? How could you do that last week? I know you didn’t want Venus to take that title, but why not just strip it and make it a triple threat match without her?

Skye Haynes walks through the open door and sees the situation. Her and Meghan share a cold look as Darius rolls his eyes and leans back in his chair.

Darius Jackson: Oh you too, huh?

Skye Haynes: I think you need to rethink your decision Darius. There’s no way Ambiance deserves to be the Rage women’s champion. Absolutely no way.

Darius Jackson: Listen girls…

Benedict Iscariot: Darius, let me handle this. Meghan, Skye… Darius made this decision because it’s what was best for the Rage brand. You two have no right to question his decisions or motives. He can strip and title any time he wants. He could fire you right now for insubordination. You should be thankful you were given the chance to fight for it last week. If you are disappointed with his decision, be disappointed in yourself and remember you could have beaten Venus yourselves. And you didn’t.

Meghan Cross: This is all your fault. Darius didn’t want to do this, you’re all in his head. Telling him what to do.

Skye Haynes: Yeah, why are you here anyways? Why are you trying to influence Darius?

Meghan Cross: Can’t you see this man is manipulating you Darius?

Darius Jackson: Both of you get out of here now. I’ve heard enough of this. And you’re both being very rude to Mr. Iscariot.

Both of them give Darius a foul look and turn toward the door. Meghan leaves and Skye lingers in the doorway.

Skye Haynes: Think about what you’ve done Darius. You need to do the right thing.

She turns and leaves as Darius angrily waves her out of the door.

Darius Jackson: I’m sorry about that Benedict. It’s a job in itself handling the women on this roster.

Benedict Iscariot: That’s exactly why you made the right decision to crown Ambiance.

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***BACK AT RINGSIDE***
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Tom Hartman: Welcome to Rage folks. It would appear as though Commissioner Jackson has some explaining to do after he cost Venus the Rage title two weeks ago, but I'm sure we'll here more on those matters later. For now, I'm receiving word that Commissioner Jackson has a big announcement to make later in the show, and I for one am curious as to what it is.

Dexter Finch: Maybe he's buying us all pizza? That's my kind of surprise!

Tom Hartman: You never know, but never the less, our opening contest tonight pits the Rage Tag Team champions, the US Air Force, against the team of Charles Williams and Ambrose Ulyssiuss Beaurreggaurde. Considering that Deacon Black is more than likely to be out here, this rather impromptu reunion of the Gentlemen of Fortune could turn out ugly fast.

Dexter Finch: How do you spell Ambrose's name anyways? I swear I spell it differently every time I write it.


MATCH 1 – Non Title Match
US Air Force vs. Charles Williams/Ambrose Ulysses Beauregarde
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Before any of the competitors make their entrances, “Trenches” by Pop Evil begins to play as Isaac Brand marches down to the ring, rubbing at his neck especially after his pre show match, and gets on commentary.

Tom Hartman: It looks like we are being joined right now Isaac Brand. What brings you here to Rage Isaac?

Isaac Brand: I came for the drinks and the ladies of course. Oh, and a pretty little thing called the High Octane title. Where is that bloody thing anyways?

Dexter Finch: I’m afraid you just missed it bloke, Billy Way stole it and brought it to PWR with him.

Isaac Brand: Is that right? Well looks like I might have to swing by PWR and pick it up from him.

″Hell March 3″begins as out marches the Rage Tag champions, US Air Force with Deacon Black and Komodo at their sides. Next out is Ambrose Ulysses Beuregarde to the tune of “The South’s Gonna Do It Again”, who makes his way down to the ring with Miss Jessie Rae and his butler Freeman. Ambrose struts his way over to the ropes with Freeman, swinging his titanium cane furiously as he demands satisfaction from Deacon Black after all the backstabbing and deceit that happened between them a few months earlier! Before anything can come of Ambrose’s duel request to Deacon, “Hysteria” by Muse begins to play as a spotlight runs around the arena, finding Charles Williams on the stage who walks to the ring with a laser focus and meets up with his old stablemate Ambrose.

Tom Hartman: This is an interesting dynamic. We have three of the former Gentlemen of Fortune out here for this one. It would seem that Williams and AUB don’t have many gripes with each other here, but Ambrose certainly has a bone to pick with Deacon. Speaking of Williams though, why did you choose to pick a fight with him two weeks ago?

Isaac Brand: I was just looking for a bit o’ fun, that’s all. Come to think of it, since I’m here and the High Octane title isn’t, I might as well prove why “The Devil You Know” is still one of the best in the business, and what better way that by beating the piss out of that snobby British former 3 -time High Octane champion?

Williams glares at Brand out on commentary and demands that the referee remove him from ringside, but so far Brand has done nothing to get kicked out. Meanwhile, the referee tries to get the match started when Deacon Black grabs a mic and shouts,

Deacon Black: Hold on just a moment! Randy Shaw, you have disgraced MY team one too many times and I will not sit idly by while you lose MY Tag Team titles. So as of now, you are on the bench because I spoke with Mr. Iscariot and have established that now, we are allowed to defend the titles under the freebird rule! That means that tonight, Komodo is going to take your spot in this match! Maybe you’ll learn a thing or two by watching how a Gentleman of Fortune performs!

The crowd boos (having taken a liking to Randy) while Randy Shaw and Jason White both look pissed about this, White arguing with Deacon when the bell officially rings and both AUB and Williams pounce on White and Shaw from behind! AUB unceremoniously whips Randy out of the ring as him and Williams begin to work over White with stomps in the corner until Komodo slides in from behind and starts clubbing Ambrose in the back. The crowd seems really torn on this one because everybody involved in this match is a heel, but besides the pockets of people who start chanting for Williams, AUB or Komodo, the crowd’s chants are only unified when they start chanting for Randy Shaw- the high flyin’ young man who Deacon pulled out of the match! Randy wants to get in the ring and help White, but Deacon tells him to stay back and watch how Komodo deserves the Rage Tag titles more than him right now.

Meanwhile in the ring, AUB and Komodo are slugging away at each other while Williams points and shouts at Isaac Brand to watch and learn in between sharp corner kicks to White, but Williams gets too cocky as he runs in for a corner shining wizard and misses, landing awkwardly on the top turnbuckle as White shoots a shuffle sidekick to the face of Williams causing him to tumble off the lower right corner to the floor right in front of Isaac Brand who seems amused by this!


In the middle of the ring, AUB happens to be winning his exchange with Komodo thanks to some good old fashioned dirty tactics such as yanking the mask down through the eye holes and hitting a suspect low kick to the abdomen followed by a running knee that actually manages to floor Komodo momentarily- a feat that is by no means easy to do! That’s when White comes charging at Ambrose taking him down to the mat with an STO with mounted punches. White and Komodo both stand up in the center of the ring and stare each other down warily, not exactly trusting each other since Deacon activated this freebird rule.

We then get a glimpse backstage briefly of Togo Oni and Tokyo Drift watching this match intently from their locker room.


Tom Hartman: It looks like The New Tokyo Drift is very interested in the outcome of this match after defeating the Rage Tag champions US Air Force 2 weeks ago. You have to bet that they’ll be setting their sights on a shot at those tag titles soon-

Isaac Brand: -Didn’t your mum teach you any manners? If I were her I would have washed your mouth out with soap you little s***! (we can now see that Brand is arguing with Charles Williams at commentary!)

Things are getting heated as Williams and Brand are almost nose to nose now, looking like they are about to start fighting as the referee actually has to slide out of the ring to try to preserve order!

Ironically, by trying to diffuse the Brand/Williams situation, the ref leaves Ambrose, White and Komodo in the ring alone. Komodo and White start to double team Ambrose until Ambrose’ butler Freeman slides into the ring and uses his boxing background to start nailing Komodo and White with hard boxing strikes! Freeman manages to nail White with a hard right hook that leaves him in a slump in the center of the ring and then starts bashing Komodo who teeters with every punch, but doesn’t go down- until Miss Jessie Rae slides Ambrose’ titanium cane in and AUB clocks Komodo over the head with it! The chaos continues to get more and more out of control as Randy Shaw breaks away from Deacon Black on the outside, climbs up the lower left corner and takes both Ambrose and Freeman down with a corkscrew crossbody and the crowd pops as they love this kid for his high flyin’ prowess!

Shaw quickly slides out of the ring, but meanwhile on the outside, the ref finally succeeds in getting Williams to back off from Brand...


Isaac Brand: Bloody wanker....

... and that’s when Williams quickly whips around and blasts Brand with a High Class Strike (superman punch) that lays him out on commentary!

Dexter Finch: CRIKEY! Brand just got suckered between his eyes, he did!

Williams takes up post at the lower right corner while Komodo and White work away at Ambrose in the upper left corner, making quick tags in and out and working surprisingly as Deacon shouts commands to his hired gun (Komodo) and his tag team champion (White). Ambrose keeps trying to fight back, but he is very much isolated from Charles Williams, who seemingly couldn’t care less about his former Gentlemen of Fortune mate. The crowd is less than sympathetic towards Ambrose as well since they still dislike him. After several quick tags with moves such as a scoop slam and front powerlsam from Komodo and knee drops a sharp rope hung DDT, and a roundhouse kick to the temple from White, White goes for a pin attempt for a close 2 count that Williams doesn’t seem to care about.

Eventually, Komodo tags White back in and pulls Ambrose into a fireman’s carry while White jumps off the top turnbuckle with a scissor kick that seemingly has destroyed Ambrose! White again goes for a pin. 1, 2, 3-No! Williams finally comes in to break it up! Williams shoots an Ode to Wyndham (Superkick) that knocks Komodo off the apron before he can get involved and then nails White with a High Class Strike (Superman Punch)! Williams climbs back out onto the apron and finally calls for a tag from Ambrose, but as Ambrose starts to crawl towards him, Deacon runs across the outside and sweeps Williams’ feet , causing Williams to fall face first across the apron! The ref doesn’t see it and neither does Ambrose, who seems to think that Williams purposely left him hanging! With that, White gets up behind Ambrose and locks him in the Whitemission (Kata ha jime), choking AUB out and forcing him to tap out!


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Tom Hartman: Oh man was there a mighty load of chaos in this match! In the end, it looks like Deacon has snagged a win for his team, but what does this mean now that the Rage Tag champions have been given permission to use the freebird rule?

Dexter Finch: Don’t look now, but I think Ambrose is about to mount Williams’ head on his wall like all the big game animals he likes to hunt and/or poach.

Jason White, Randy Shaw, Deacon Black and Komodo all gather up on the ramp with the Rage Tag titles, but White seems insulted when Deacon is the one to accept the Rage Tag titles, holding them above his team! In the ring, Williams and Ambrose are now starting to argue over the finish of that match since Williams basically didn’t help him at all and Williams blows him off arrogantly, displaying an even worse attitude than before ! Williams slides to the outside of the ring, intending to walk away when he is suddenly jumped from behind by Isaac Brand! Brand gets him a little revenge for Williams attacking him earlier and then rolls him back into the ring where Ambrose gets his own revenge by turning Williams inside out with a Whistlin' Dixie (Clothesline from Hell)! Ambrose isn’t finished yet as he starts stomping in the corner, looking for the Dixie Discomfort (running Mr. Wrestling II style knee lift), but Williams rolls out of the ring to a massive round of boos and escapes through the crowd while both Ambrose and Brand shout for Williams to stop being a coward and face them like a man!


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***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE***
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We open somewhere in the vast Canadian tundra, nothing but the howl of wind and the falling snow as our backdrop. Suddenly, we see an elk wander onto the scene, sniffing around. A calm and confident voice cuts into the scene.

???: “In this line of work, it’s not rocket science. You’re part of a great big ecosystem, and whether you win or lose, it’s not about that, it’s simply about surviving to see another day. Because even when things are going your way..”

A mountain lion is seen, lurking not far from the elk.

???: “There’s always danger lurking. This isn’t a game, this business, it’s survival of the fittest. It’s hunt..”

As the mountain lion looks to be going for his prey, the elk darts off as a man in full hunting camo fires off an arrow that hits the mountain lion and drops it right where it stands, as with a piercing growl the beast meets his demise.

???: “Or be hunted.”

We cut to that same man, hauling the carcass of the mountain lion into the back of his truck. Wiping the sweat from his brow, he turns to us with a stern glance.

???: “My name is Brandon Gabriel, and I’ve heard all about the so-called big leagues, where all sorts of big names, big egos, and big talk run rampant, but none of that bothers me, none of that scares me. The Canadian Archangel is coming to Rage, and like I said, you have a choice, to hunt, or to be hunted.”

Gabriel looks out into the vast mountainous landscape, as we pan up into the sky, the snow falling as the words “BRANDON GABRIEL IS COMING TO RAGE” are seen before we fade out.


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***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
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“World’s Greatest” comes up on the speakers as out marches Marcus Orion (followed by Hayden McClane and Scotty Arniel) who avoids the fans all the way down the ramp, save for one die hard Orion fan who offers him 50 dollars to kiss Orion’s hand. Orion allows it just this once and snatches the cash out of the fan’s hand, but immediately calls Scotty over to give him some hand sanitizer and then Scotty gets down on his knees and dries Orion’s hands off with a small towel, praising him the whole time. Once they are done with these antics, Orion shouts “IN ORION WE TRUST!” to the crowd who hates them with all their hearts... mostly as there are still dickbags in the audience that are praising Orion for whatever reason.

Tom Hartman: So folks, while Scotty, er.... dries Orion’s hands, if any of you missed Rage two weeks ago, we saw the newcomer from AXW, Slamsley McBody pick up a surprise win on Orion. From what it looks like, Orion is going to address that right now.

Dexter Finch: Dude! I didn’t know people would pay to kiss your hands! I’ll let you kiss my hand Tom if you pay me a $100. How about it?

Tom Hartman: I think that price is a bit steep for me partner.

Dexter Finch: How about 50 cents then? I’ll also throw in a used tissue with my very own snot free of charge! That’ll be worth money one day I tell ya!

Orion grabs a mic with his entourage backing him up.

Marcus Orion: Ladies and gentlemen, a travesty has befallen us. Two weeks ago, I, your lord and savior, Marcus Orion was defeated. (Scotty almost looks like he is going to cry and McClane couldn’t care less) Not only that, but I was defeated by Draggy McArmsly or whatever his name was. Do you know what his name is? No? I’m not surprised because he is a no one special. You might as well call him Armsley McNOBODY!

Scotty is laughing hysterically as if that was the funniest joke ever while Orion pauses for effect, the audience hurling hate at him.

Marcus Orion: The reason I’m here is to set the record straight; I was CHEATED two weeks ago! In our match, he hooked my tights, had his feet on the ropes and threatened to kill a puppy if I didn’t stay down for the three count- all illegal maneuvers! Not only did McNobody steal my victory, but he also stole your chance to witness another victory for the sure fire hall of famer, your hero and idol, Marcus Orion! But I will admit that even though I could have kicked out and laid waste to that out of shape stick of meat, in the kindness of my own heart, I took pity on the poor boy. Afterall, he is only aspiring to follow in my footsteps.... you see, I heard that Slamsley has always been a die hard Orion fan. What I did last week was not lose. Oh no no no, I was victorious in giving this McNobody a chance to dance in the spotlight with the greatest wrestler the world has ever known and his personal hero! Not only did he get a chance to meet his personal hero, but he got to pin me too, all because I was so kind to give him a moment in the spotlight that he’ll never ever see again. Consider my contractual obligation to the Make a Wish Foundation fulfilled because I just just made Armsley’s dream come true.

Then “Back in the Saddle” hits as Slamsley McBody marches down from the stage to the ring with a mic in hand, confronting Orion with McClane standing guard!

Marcus Orion: I’m sorry Armsley, but your 15 minutes of fame are supposed to be over! I turned you into a star temporarily, so why don’t you buzz off and enjoy the fact that Orion chose to make you a star? Shoo.

Slamsley McBody: You made me a star huh? Well I’m gonna tell you something. I‘m “The Original Vanilla Shilla”, The “Suplexin’ Gorilla”, “The Walking Weapon” and if I do say so myself, a “Wrestlin’ Machine”... but guess what Orion; if you keep spewing these muckin’ lies, you’ll get the biggest beating you’ve ever seen!

The crowd pops for his nice rhymes as Orion looks insulted.

Slamsley McBody: You claim dat I cheated and dat you made me a star, but you weren’t the one who decides whether or not I’m going to be a star... they are (pointing to the crowd). But if you care to put your money where your mouth is, why don’t we have a rematch right now? One on one!

Marcus Orion: Hold on just a minute. Unfortunately for you, you won’t be getting another chance to share the ring with me because I was given the night off tonight. BUT because I’m a generous guy, I did ask to get you the next best thing; you do have a match tonight, but it’s not against me... you match is against him... Hayden McClane! Good luck McNobody... you’re gonna need it!

With that, Orion and Scotty vacate the ring, leaving Hayden who cracks his knuckles and goes face to face with Slamsley McBody, who to his credit has no fear whatsoever!


MATCH 2 –
Slamsley McBody vs. Hayden McClane
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Slamsley actually has a bit of a size advantage in this one, but McClane’s reputation has grown so dangerous that Slamsley looks like the underdog in this one. Slamsley motions for a lockup, but McClane just looks at him and says, “Really? Do you know who the fuck I am?” and then walks right up to Slams and open hand palm shoves him in the face, challenging Slams to come at him with everything he’s got and Slams complies by double leg takedowning McClane to the mat as this fight is on!

That is just what McClane wants however as McClane pretty much dominates Slamsley on the mat with his vicious MMA background locking in a variety of submissions throughout the assault in between ground and pound tactics. However, Slamsley is no pushover as he manages to block and maneuver out of a lot of the assault. At one point McClane gets Slams into a Cobra Clutch w/ Triangle Choke, but Slamsley uses his ring awareness to bridge backwards turning it into an impromptu pin attempt! McClane is forced to break the hold to kick out and immediately goes back on the attack, only for Slamsley to use his own cunning ring tactics to droptoe hold Mcclane and lock him in an Anklelock w/ Single Leg Grapevine!

On the outside, Orion tries to get involved by blatantly passing McClane a pair of brass knuckles, which causes Slamsley to break the hold and take a swipe at him. Slamsley turns back around as McClane has the brass knuckles, but McClane tosses them out of the ring, claiming “I don’t need weapons to beat your ass!”


Scotty Arniel: What are you doing McClane! Orion blessed you with a means to win your match!
Dexter Finch: Wait a minute, do you actually think McClane needs weapons to win this thing? You do realize that this guy is a total beast right?

Scotty Arniel: .... No comment.

Tom Hartman: You ought to watch out Scotty. You’ve had a hard time keeping McClane on a leash lately, and if you aren’t careful you’ll be the one he decides to break next!

Scotty Arniel: -gulp- Be quiet Tom! Just watch the match.

This time McClane initiates a lockup with Slams on his own terms as the two powerhouses battle back and forth, but again McClane wins the exchange by pulling Slams into a front face lock with knee strikes, but Slamsley reverses it into a northerlights suplex! Before McClane knows what hit him, Slamsley sndwhiches him in the corner with a couple big shoulder thrusts and throws McClane for a belly to belly suplex to the roar of the crowd! Slams hits a t-bone suplex and then runs the ropes, but Orion quickly jumps on the apron and pulls the ropes down, causing Slamsley to fall over the ropes to the floor! Orion pleads his innocence as McClane shakes out the cobwebs, a bit suspicious of Orion’s involvement, but he rolls to the outside of the ring none-the-less and starts to fight with Slams on the outside!

McClane nails Slams with a knee to the gut and then a front chancery with knees when Slams tries to fight him back, like a shark swarming to blood. McClane whips Slams into the stairs so hard that it sends them flying towards the ramp and mudhole stomps Slams into the barricade, blowing off the referee’s ringout count. McClane gets Slams into a front powerslam position and goes to run him into the upper right corner post- but Slams jumps out the back door and shoves McClane into the post face first!

The crowd is well behind Slams as he runs to the announce tables, slamming McClane’s face off of them (right in front of Scotty at one point) and then goes to whip him back in the ring only for McClane to reverse, sending Slams into the apron back first- but McClane goes for a clothesline and gets a spinebuster down on the floor instead!

Slams rolls McClane back into the ring and calls for The Hat Trick (Suplex with his left arm, switch over to a Suplex with his right arm and followed up with a Sit-Out Powerbomb), but the sneaky Orion trips his foot from the outside! This catches Slams’ attention long enough for McClane (who didn’t see Orion’s involvement) to run in and blast Slamsley with a Busaiku Flying Knee Kick! McClane hulks up like the beast that he is an decides it is time to stop messing around as he cracks his neck and pulls him up to his feet and then drives him mercilessly into the mat with the Irish Car Bomb (Ki Krusher), but McClane isn’t done as he locks The Celtic Clutch (Dragon Clutch Kimura Lock) in and torques Slamsley’s body in an absolutely unnatural way! Slams tries to fight it as long as he can, but when it becomes clear that he is about to pass out, he concedes and taps out!


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Scotty Arniel: This is exactly what Armsley McBooby deserves! This is why you don’t mess with the great Marcus Orion!

Tom Hartman: What are you talking about? Not only did that dastardly Orion send McClane to do his dirty work, but he cheats to screw Slamsly out of the match as well! The only involvement Orion had was stacking the odds in McClane’s favor!

Dexter Finch: Hahahaha! You said McBooby!

With that, McClane grabs a microphone as Orion climbs into the ring and locks Slamsley in Orion We Trust (anaconda vice) like the vulture that he is!

Hayden McClane: Come on Jack! I know you’re hiding in the back just waiting for a chance to pummel Orion, so how about it? He’s choking out your little buddy Slamsley. What are you gonna do about it? He’s right here... come get him if you’ve got the balls!

Orion gives McClane a look and lets go of the hold on Slamsley, saying“what are you doing? Don’t throw me under the bus!” After a few seconds of McClane daring Jack Tombstone to come to the ring and Orion arguing with him over it, the crowd pops seeing Tombstone on the jumbo tron, talking in his deep southern accent.

Jack Tombstone: Hayden McClane... I couldn’t give a damn what you do with that boy in the ring and I no longer have business with Marcus Orion... (Orion starts jumping around in glee) at least not for the moment. (Orion stops jumping around at that cryptic comment)..... You should be proud of yourself McClane. You’ve done what no one has ever done before; stopped me from collecting my bounty. But your problems are only beginning since the person who employed me to make Orion’s life a living hell is coming to deal with you personally...

The crowd pops as Orion seems to go white as a ghost!

Jack Tombstone: The sins of your Dynasty is catching up to you and it won’t be long now... but that doesn’t mean our business is finished yet... Hayden McClane! I make it a point to not let my jobs get personal, but you have made it personal McClane and I am going to tear your head off for getting involved in my business! Gateway V... I challenge you to an Old West Burial Match (buried alive)! If you have the guts, we’ll settle this score once and for all....

The tron cuts out as McClane is eagerly shouting that he accepts the challenge while Orion is contemplating what the hell Tombstone meant by “[his] employer is coming”- that is until Orion is blasted with a meaty clothesline by Slamsley! Slamsley runs full speed ahead at McClane and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor, turning his attention back to Orion who he locks up and Throw Away The Key (Anaconda Vice)! The crowd is popping as Slamsley screams out and forces Orion to tap out! Though this isn’t an official contest as McClane slides back into the ring, but McBody rolls out of the ring and raises his arm having attained some amount of victory by making Orion tap out!


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***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE***
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We go backstage to find none other than the Daughters of Darkness, Blaze and Gemini! Blaze is her usual stoic self while Gemini is as bubbly as ever, jumping around like a little kid in glee! Blaze can be seen trying to hide a smile as they walk, or in Gem’s case, bounce down the hallway.

Gemini: Oh man I am so excited to be back! We came this close to getting those EWS Women’s tag titles back the otha day, but I just wish we would have been booked for a match this week, you know? But no need to feel bad, St. Louis is our town baby! If we aint booked, we has gots to party it up Blazey-poo! Let’s get some drinks, some cute boys and have us a good old par-tay! Whachu say

Blaze: Don’t you have a boyfriend back in Japan?

Gemini: Yeah, but you don’t! It’s almost Valentines Day! Let’s go find you a hot hunk of man to cuddle with!

Blaze: I-I-I....

Blaze appears to be very embarrassed and anxious about that comment, but Gemini’s attention is already floating elsewhere as she catches a glimpse of someone; “The Indie Scene Queen" Serenity Heights. Serenity is helping herself to a salad at a nearby buffet table when Gemini bounces up to her.

Gemini: Heeeeeeeyyy! I know that face! You’re Serenity Heights aren’t cha?

Serenity Heights: Yes I am? You’ve heard of me?

Gemini: Hellz yeahz! You worked on Rising Sun in Japan awhile ago! My bf wrestles over thar!

Serenity Heights: Ah, you must be James Gaines’ girlfriend. Gemini, right? I remember him talking about you all the time backstage. He seems to really like you!

Gemini: Awwww! He is so cute like that!

Serenity Heights: Well, I’m glad to meet a couple friendly faces around here. I’m new to this place, so maybe you gals would be down to show me around?

Gemini: Totes definitely! But first, we gotta find Blaze a boyfriend, maybe you can help us out?

Serenity Heights: Sounds fun. Why not?

Gemini: Hellz yeahz! But come to think of it... I’m getting hungry, so Imma fix up a plate at the buffet table first.

???: What- a- pig! *snort-*snort*

Blaze, Gemini and Serenity all turn to see two more approaching new comers, “The Prissy Premadonna” Mackenzie Reigns and her heavyset “friend” Carrie Rae Battles.

Mackenzie Reigns: Look at the three of you stuffing your faces. If you aren’t careful, you’ll end up like Carrie Rae here!

Serenity Heights: Excuse me? Who asked you?

Mackenzie Reigns: Aren’t you rude! I was just looking out for your well being sweety. Fat, ugly, out of shape slobs have a hard time making friends and an even harder time putting on a good show in the ring. Just look at her (pointing to Carrie Rae), I’m trying to teach her to watch her figure and learn how to wrestle, but she can’t help her “condition”. And you’ll look like her soon enough if you keep stuffing your faces like pigs!

Gemini: (at Carrie Rae) Are you just going to sit there and take that?

Carrie Rae Battles: ... She’s... my friend....

Gemini: Your friend? This bimbo treats you like garbage.You don’t have to take this abuse from this bully! Why I oughta-

Blaze and Serenity have to physically hold Gemini back from attacking Mackenzie.

Gemini: This aint ovah sistah!

Mackenzie scoffs arrogantly. And Carrie Rae finally pipes up.

Carrie Rae Battles: What the hell Mackenzie? I thought you said you were going to stop being verbally abusive towards me! How can you say things like that and act like you’re my friend?

Mackenzie Reigns: You don’t trust me? This is the thanks I get for helping you out? I made you look pathetic so that they won’t expect you to trample them when you get in the ring. It’s all a part of the plan.

Carrie Rae Battles: ... well you didn’t have to do it so convincingly...

Mackenzie just shakes her head and walks out of the scene, leaving Carrie Rae with the buffet table. Carrie Rae grabs a plate and looks like she is about to eat, but she then starts to feel her gut, thinking she is too fat, leaving the plate at the table and forgoing her hunger thanks to Mackenzie’s verbal abuse.


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MATCH 3 – 6 Man Tag
Mikey Mitchell/The Stylists vs. High Flyin' Connection
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"One Night Only" by Trivecta takes over the arena as "Marvelous" Mikey Mitchell makes his way through the curtain, followed by the Stylists (Thaddeus and Rupert). Mikey makes his way to the ring with arrogance, taking selfies while the Stylists look nervous to get in the ring.

Tom Hartman: This one has been brewing for a long time folks, ever since Mikey Mitchell’s Stylists stole the High Octane title from Billy Shaw in a ladder match that they weren’t even entered in, handing the title to Mikey in a very controvercial title change.

Dexter Finch: Are the Stylists even wrestlers?

“Einstein” by Tech N9ne begins to play as out bounds the fan favorite trio of Billy Shaw, Acer Stone and Sebastian Jankowski, the High Flyin’ Connection! All three of them run energetically to the ring, interacting with the crowd on their ways down and run to 3/4 of the turnbuckles playing to the crowd, causing Mitchell and the Stylists to retreat temporarily as they start a thunderous, “I BELIEVE WE CAN WIN!”: chant that has the crowd fired up on all cylinders!

Eventually Mikey convinces the Stylists to get back into the ring, but Rupert freaks out and tries to dive out of the ring, only to be caught by Mikey and Thad as the crowd is enjoying their attempts to get out of this predicament. Mikey eventually convinces both of them to approach the High Flyin’ Connection in the center of the ring, but as soon as the bell rings, Rupert dives out of the ring and Mikey shoves Thad straight into the High Flyin’ Connections’ arms- only to dropkick Thad which shoves Thad into the HFC hard enough to knock all four of them down! Thad rolls out of the ring and Billy Shaw wants to get him some of the official legal man Mikey, but Mikey quickly swivels around to the lower right corner and blind tags Rupert in!


Rupert is looking to bail again, but Mikey whispers some sort of plan to him and with that, Rupert gets in the ring to confront Billy Shaw who is daring Mikey to get in the ring and settle their score. Rupert and Shaw go to lock up, but Rupert suddenly jolts away, saying, “Woah there... watch the hair!” and starts swiping his hair like some sort of male model but eats a dropkick for his lack of attentiveness. Shaw follows him to the corner with a ten punches count that the crowd is going crazy for followed by a monkey flip and then he climbs the upper right corner when Thad comes runsning across the apron at him and gets kicked in the face comically. This however gives Rupert enough time to run up the corner and toss Shaw across the ring with a beautiful "Adrian-Steiner" Top Rope Frankensteiner!

Dexter Finch: Holy crap! I’ve never seen a hair stylist that can do that!

Shaw looks surprised at what just happened as Seb calls for a tag nearby, clearly wanting some of the action, so Shaw tags him in! Seb and Rupert go at it with a lockup that Rupert wins and even he looks surprised by that.. until Seb naturally makes him pay for gloating about winning a tie up by hitting an atomic drop followed by a running somesault neckbreaker and a flipping leg drop for a quick pin attempt. Seb brings him back to his corner and tags in Acer, the two showing their unique team chemistry with a springboard elbow drop (Seb) followed quickly by Acer springboarding in with a frogsplash for another quick count!

Meanwhile Mikey is trying to convince Thad to do something, but Thad wants none of this match. Mikey rolls his eyes and whips Thad over the ropes into the ring, causing the referee to get Thad out of there, but that gives Mikey a chance to clock Acer in the back of the head with his cellphone when Acer runs the ropes! Acer stumbles into Rupert who swings through with a beautiful satellite DDT! Rupert pulls Acer over to his corner and tags in Thaddeus to execute the FULL Facial (Spinebuster / Seated Senton) as Thad scrambles in for another quick pin that Acer manages to kick out of. Thad hits a scoop swing flatliner and then Rupert tosses him a pair of sunglasses, Thad then runs the ropes, puts on his shades like star, pelvic thrusts while shouting “OWW!” in a high pitched voice and going for a big leg drop- but misses as the crowd is loving the way these guys entertain!

Acer takes control with a roundhouse kick right after Thad shouts, “NOT IN THE FACE!”, snapping it off Thad’s head and knocking him punch drunk loopy! Acer tags Seb back in and hits the Honorable Mention (Springboard Cutter) as Seb runs the ropes and hits a beautiful Backflip Disaster (springboard Moonsault Senton) tagging in Shaw as he rolls backwards, allowing Shaw to climb the top turnbuckle and knock the wind out of Thad with an incredible shooting star press! Shaw holds for the pin! 1, 2, 3-NO! Mikey breaks it up! All 6 men enter the ring now, but Thad rolls to the outside of the ring and Rupert gets tossed into him pretty quickly, leaving the entire HFC with Mikey alone! Mikey tries to call a truce and dive out of the ring, but the HFC aren’t having it as Acer and Seb chase him down, pulling him back fully into the ring and whip him into Billy Shaw who spins him around and executes a standing hurricanrana into mounted punches!


The crowd is really feeling this one as the HFC starts another “I BELIEVE...” chant, but then Thad and Rupert come running back into the ring and double dropkick Shaw back into Acer and Seb, all three leans against the ropes as Thad and Rupert then hit a tandem clothesline to all 3 HFC members taking them over the ropes! Thad and Rupert are celebrating such a good move... but they do it almost too soon as all three HFC members hang onto the top rope and skin the cat back into the ring to a large pop! When Rupert and Thaddeus turn around, they are greeted by all three members of the High Flying Connection as Thad quickly ducks for cover and the HFC then whips Rupert unceremoniously over the top rope to the floor! The three then turn their attention to Thaddeus who looks around in a panic and then reacts... by blind tagging Mikey back into the ring while Mikey is recovering on the apron!

Mikey looks pissed that Thad just threw him to the wolves as Thad dives to the outside of the ring in a cowardly fashion and goes to check on Rupert! Mikey yells at the Stylists, but it doesn’t last long as Acer and Seb double hip toss him back into the center of the ring with Billy Shaw and then Acer and Seb take off running, diving over the top rope and taking out Thad and Rupert, leaving Mikey and Shaw alone!

Mikey immediately takes a cheap shot eye poke and sets Shaw up for the Mikey Spike (Boom Shakalaka), but Shaw counters into a ranhei powerbomb! Mikey is out as Shaw climbs the top turnbuckle, starting another “I BELIEVE..” chant and going for the Shawanator (diving corkscrew legdrop) while the referee is distracted by the outside fighting when.... CRACK! Shaw goes flying off the turnbuckle after a chair shot to the back courtesy of...


Tom Hartman: It’s Scott Topper! What the hell is he doing out here?!

Topper gets the referee to turn his attention back to the action in the ring just in time for Mikey to drop Shaw with the Mikey Spike (Boom Shakalaka) for the 1, 2, 3!

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Tom Hartman: This is a complete injustice! Topper has just screwed Billy Shaw and the High Flyin’ Connection out of this match!

After the match, Mikey and the Stylists gather up in the ring as Topper extends his hand and Mikey accepts the handshake as Topper introduces the first member(s) of Topper Productions! Topper leads his new clients out of the ring as the High Flyin’ Connection looks on in anger and dissapointment while Topper holds Mikey’s hand in the air on the way up the ramp, the arrogance oozing off them like a bunch of snobby Hollywood stars!



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We open somewhere backstage in the arena, where we are in front of a close up of a wooden podium, a logo of hawk with some stars printed on it in deep red and black. The camera pans up to find a man in a mask of the same design, dressed to the nines, the man known as Alex Hawke. Hawke clears his throat and leans on the podium, much like the corrupt politicians that he tends to speak out against.

Alex Hawke: “And they said I am a madman. Imagine that, people with no psychological training believe they hold the key to solving the greatest riddle of this industry, but I can tell you, with all certainty, that I am no madman, oh no. The thing about being a madman is not having any truth in what you’re saying, it’s all purely delusional babble with nothing to hang your hat on, but I, I am more than a man of conviction, I am a man who bears the burden of carrying the inconvenient truths that you all don’t want to hear. I have tried and tried to educate you people, but I did not fail you, you failed me, and perhaps, more importantly, you have failed yourselves.”

The crowd begins to boo, but who knows whether it’s out of hate or sheer disinterest in what the man is saying.

Alex Hawke: “Let me assure you this. Everything you know is wrong, everything you know is a lie, and yes, everything you know and hold dear is about to change, and I assure you there is nothing any of you can do about it. Now one might think a man of my caliber of genius, a true intellectual giant among the peasants and plebeians of this place might do whatever they could to save all of this from happening, but people, people, people, when one such as myself chooses to save the world they live in, they choose to save it because there is something sacred about it, something worthy of the effort in saving it....

I take a good look around these halls, in arenas, and there is nothing, NOTHING I tell you, worth saving and protecting here in EWS, and why? Because you all ruined it! Ruined it, I tell you! You took our utopia, our cornucopia of lights and sounds and you tarnished it beyond repair. Now I hear what you idiots say about me. You think I'm crazy, uninteresting compared to your favorite spot monkeys and muscle-for-brains champions. Worse yet, I hear you cheering for lying dictators like Darius Jackson and booing guys like Steve Corman, who was by no means a saint, but at least he was honest about how corrupt he was. Don't you see how it was all of YOU that enabled power-addicts like Corman and Jackson to get into power and lead you like lemmings off a cliff? I will not give you morons what you want.... I will give you what you need... and what you need is for someone to tear down these cults of personality and false idols, someone to expose them for what they really are; power hungry animals looking for a way to control the world by controlling you... the masses!

... A great flood is going to sweep through this land, people, but I, your own personal Noah, I’m not going to build an Ark and save us all, oh no. I’m going to take comfort in knowing I was right, and most of all..”

Hawke scoffs as he backs away from the podium.

Alex Hawke: “Enjoy watching you all drown.”


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We go backstage to find the "Kumquat Kid" Ryan Lewis admiring his reflection in a mirror, mimicking the smug look of "Marvelous" Mikey Mitchell.... except he is wearing a big red superman cape. As Dunk and Lil Quat stand by admiring him like the Stylists.

Kumquat Kid: What do you think guys? Does this make me look too pretentious?

Dunk kinda goes "eh... kinda?" while Lil Quat shakes his head "no" while spouting some sort of gibberish.

Kumquat Kid: You're right guys.... "pretentious" is too big of a word... (he notices the camera man) Oh! Camera guy! Totally forgot that you were coming! Before I go out there for my big match, I wanted to introduce everybody to the Kumquats of ACME. You already know my trusty friends Dunk and Lil Quat here, but you guys might not be familiar with some of my other zany friends. Come on!

The camera swings to see a most unusual group of goofy looking people hanging out in the locker room with all sorts of nostalgia snacks and video games. KK walks around the locker room showing off his friends in the Kumquats of Acme, starting with a duo of crime fighters, one of them with so much girth his super hero costume barely fits on them, as he snacks on a Twinkie..

Kumquat Kid: “Hostess Avenger..”

Then a scrawny masked superhero who looks embarrassed to be there, Ryan claps him hard on the shoulder.

Kumquat Kid: “Cupcake Boy!”

Cupcake Boy just sighs.

Cupcake Boy: “Have to make a paycheck somehow I guess.”

Ryan keeps walking as he sees an old man with a mop in his hand. Next to him stands a lanky pasty white guy with his hands thrust out, wearing what appears to be a Rayden (from Mortal Kombat) hat on his head.

Kumquat Kid: “Thaddeus T. Sporkamuffin! Jim Whitaker!”

Thaddeus stops mopping the floor and looks up at Ryan, puzzled.

Thaddeus: “Where the hell am I? Where’s my lemonade? DID YOU SELL MY LEMONADE STAND TO THE NAZIS?!” (Note: He is known for spontaniously building lemon aid stands)

Kumquat Kid: “No, Thaddeus. I, um, sold it to Mike. He made it harder to drink, get it?”

Thaddeus: “MATLOCK..MATLOCK!!!”

Kumquat Kid: “O-kay.”

Jim makes a buzzing sound then yells something in Japanese before flying off camera and crashing into what sounds like a garbage can. Ryan shakes his head.

The camera pans to see Jim laid out on the floor, as looking down at him is someone in a full Godzilla suit. Ryan points.

Kumquat Kid: “Sweet! Godzilla! I wonder if he talks in terrible Japanese to English dubs?”

Ryan turns and almost bumps right into..well, to be blunt kiddos, a huge pair of boobs. Ryan clears his throat as he comes face to face with a tall blonde bimbo wearing a tight orange shirt and matching bootie shorts. Little Quat nudges Ryan and raises his eyebrows.

Kumquat Kid: “Oh great, you hired her specifically didn’t you? Did you fall into Jenny’s Cosmopolitan magazine stack again?”

The bimbo smiles, twirling her hair.

Kumquat Kid: “And who might you be?”

Bimbo: “My name is KayCee..KayCee Masterpiece.”

Ryan facepalms as he looks down at Little Quat.

Kumquat Kid: “That’s uh, quite the name.”

KayCee: “Yeah, that little guy there gave me that name while he was in the fridge the other day.”

Kumquat Kid: “Oh, did he? That’s great. Look, I know why he hired you, but I don’t see the point really.”

The crowd actually boos. Ryan pouts.

Kumquat Kid: “Don’t boo me, this is a family show and I’ll end up sleeping on the couch!”

More laughter from the crowd.

KayCee: “Aww come on. Let me show you what I can do.”

Kumquat Kid: “This should be good, and totally not PG. Go for it.”

And with that KayCee just starts giggling, jumping up and down and it’s quite apparent she’s not wearing a bra. Little Quat actually pulls out an old Skip It and counts along with the bounces as everyone in the group stops and watches, Ryan covering his eyes, but not immediately.

Kumquat Kid: “Ok, ok, stop, stop.”

The crowd boos again.

Kumquat Kid: “Oh come off it, you probably already have animated gifs of her doing that anyways!”

KayCee: “So am I in?”

Kumquat Kid: “Sure, whatever.”

Ryan looks around at his group, shaking his head with a grin. Suddenly "I'm Ready" begins playing, cutting the introductions short.

Kumquat Kid: “Well, looks like we're out of time, but I'll introduce the rest of the Kumquats Of Acme later, we’re either going to have a lot of fun, or get fired, suspended, and/or punched in the throat. Hooray!”

Ryan motions for the group to follow him as they walk off camera, not before saying to Little Quat..

Kumquat Kid: “I ask for a female in our group and you get me Boobs McGee. Just wonderful!”


MATCH 4 –
Chris Evans vs. Kumquat Kid
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"I'm Ready" by AJR begins to play as we see the Kumquat Kid bound out to the ring energetically followed by his zany entourage of oddities, the Kumquats of Acme! They goof off all the way down to ringside, throwing Kumquats, dancing and generally entertaining the crowd! The janitor of the group, Thaddeus T. Sporkamuffin also happens to like spontaniously setting up lemonaid stands and does so half way down the ramp.

Dexter Finch: Is he making lemonaid? I don’t even see any lemons around. Or is his secret ingredient the same as in yellow snowcones? If so, I’m not going near that stand with a 10 foot pole.

Tom Hartman: It looks like we’ve got pastry superheroes, guys dressed like video game characters and even godzilla down here. This could mean only one thing... the Kumquat Kid is here to have fun and chew bubble gum.

Dexter Finch: And let me guess, he’s all out of bubble gum, which is okay because I’ve got bubble gum in my pocket if he wants some.

“You're Going Down” by Sick Puppies comes over the speakers as the lights go dark and a bright white spotlight shines down on “The Hunter” Chris Evans. He is followed closely by his manager Joey Parker and makes his way down to the ring, walking right by Thaddeus T. Sporkamuffin’s lemonaid stand. Evans simply stares at him as the guy offers him a cup of lemonaid, but Chris Evans slaps the cup out of his hand and then tosses the lemonaid stand halfway up the ramp just because he can!

Tom Hartman: Here is our first look at the newcomer Chris Evans who appears to already be throwing his weight around to bully innocent people. I don’t like this guy already. He also happens to have a large size advantage on the veteran Ryan Lewis in this match, but then again, Ryan hasn’t let a size disadvantage stop him before,

Dexter Finch: He must really not like lemonaid...

Chris Evans gets in the ring standing a good 8 inches taller than Kumquat Kid and outweighing him by about 75lbs., but Ryan hasn’t let that deter him yet. In fact, KK calls out to his friend Dunk who hands him a basket of fruit and KK hands Chris Evans one of the kumquats as a peace offering, only for Evans to take it, smash it and toss it back in KK’s face, clearly not amused by KK’s antics. Ryan looks disheartened, but then shrugs and leaps into the air, dumping the basket of fruit over Evan’s head to a fun loving pop from the crowd!

Dexter Finch: FOOD FIGHT!

Tom Hartman: Is this legal? Well I suppose the referee is allowing it-

Dexter Finch: -Woah ho ho! He just smashed him in the head with a pineapple!

Kumquat Kid is hitting Evans with a pineapple while Evans stumbles around on the fruit, but it is made worse for the newcomer as the Kumquats of Acme have surrounded the ring and are throwing all manner of fruits to pelt Evans with in the ring!

Eventually Evans regains his balance with a look of anger upon his face as he lifts KK’s with a spinebuster that drops him, squishing several pieces of fruit. Evans is so pissed by this point that he recklessly whips KK over the ropes, but what he doesn’t realize is that the Kumquat’s of Acme are gathering at the ramp after emptying their fruit basket artillary into the ring and they catch KK to break his fall! Evans turns away to wipe the fruit off of him briefly, but when he spins around, the Kumquats of Acme deposit KK back onto the apron and he springboards back into the ring with a flying forearm smash followed into a kip up!

KK goes to pick Evans up, but Evans suddenly grabs him by the throat and choke tosses him into the lower left corner and follows with a high impact clothesline that drops KK into a seated position where Evans mudhole stomps him until the referee intervenes. Evans picks KK up and starts hitting skillet-sized chops to the chest to the obligatory “WOO!” and then whips KK across to the upper right right corner looking for another clothesline, but KK slips through the ropes and hits a corner overhead kick (Christian style), stumbling the big man. KK climbs to the top turnbuckle and soars for a crossbody only to be caught out of midair into a twisting powerslam by Evans!

Much of the rest of the match is Evans using his immense size advantage to subdue the Kumquat Kid by throwing him around with various stiff looking suplexes and slams. BUT the every resilient Kumquat Kid is fueled on by the power of the crowd and the kumquat when Dunk literally hands him a peace of fruit that he pops into his mouth whole.... and starts choking on it! KK stumbles around grabbing his throat and acting like he’s choking as the ref holds Evans back, but suddenly KK spits the kumquat like a cannonball at Evan’s face! This lead Evans to try to bulldoze KK in anger with a discuss clotheesline- but misses! He then tries a big boot, but KK dodges again, only this time, Evans crotches himself on the top rope, allowing KK to grab him from behind and nail the Pez Dispenser (Cross Rhodes)! Evans looks to be out as KK shouts “Viva La Kumquat!” and heads to the top rope, looking for a Five Alive Frogsplash (5 Star Frogsplash) when....






Suddenly a robotic voice comes over the tron thoru as the lights in the arena start to flicker erratically as if a computer virus is infecting the very arena itself. The voice says...

???: Sovereign.... Systems... ONLINE!

... and then the arena goes back to normal.

Dexter Finch: What the fu-

Tom Hartman: OH NO Chris Evans has him!

While KK is distracted on the top turnbuckle, Evans violently whips KK off the top turnbuckle back first and levels him with a vicious running big boot. Evans is taking out his aggression big time as he hoists KK up and drives him down in the center of the ring with NO WAY BACK (jackhammer) and covers! 1, 2, 3!

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Joey Parker is cheering his client on from ringside declaring that “The Hunter” Chris Evans is a future champion as the crowd boos the new comer. Evans is about to leave the ring when he notices that several of the Kumquats of Acme have entered the ring to attend to KK, and that’s when Evans gets an evil idea; he runs for and levels the guy dressed like Raiden from Mortal Kombat with a HUGE lariat!

Tom Hartman: This is totally uncalled for! You beat the Kumquat Kid! There is no reason to hurt innocent people!

Several of the Kumquats of Acme escape the ring in fear for their safety while others get thrown out by Evans as he pulls KK up into a powerbomb position and does the horrendous- dropping him all the way down into a powerbomb piledriver that folds KK over in a sickening fashion that makes the crowd go silent in shock!

Tom Hartman: .......I-I-I-I

Dexter Finch: YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD!

Kumquat Kid is motionless in the ring as things have taken a turn for the ugly with even children in the front row crying as medics come to check on KK. Meanwhile, Chris Evans leaves the ring as Joey Parker touts him as the most dangerous man on Rage as they leave to a shower of boos!

Tom Hartman: I’m so sorry you had to witness that folks... I hope Chris Evans will be punished for his actions because that was simply uncalled for and further more, Ryan Lewis may be seriously injured here. We’ll give you updates if we get any folks. Once again, on behalf of EWS, I apologize for that disgusting act.



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We go backstage to see Darius Jackson talking, or more like yelling to Benedict Iscariot, who’s head is conveniently not featured on camera. Darius appears to be pissed as he appears to have just watches the match unfold on his television set and is pacing back and forth like a rabid animal!!

Darius Jackson: -What he did out there was dangerous and he blatantly tried to put one of my best performers out of commission. Joey Parker better thank his lucky stars IF Ryan Lewis’ neck isn’t broken after what his client Chris Evans did to him out there! I’ve got new for you; Chris Evans better pack his bags, because as of now, he is FIRED for recklessly endangering a member of my roster! I WANT THAT CHRIS EVANS MOTHER F***ER OUT OF MY BUILDING NOW! AND HIS MOTHER F***ING MANAGER TOO!

Benedict Iscariot: Calm down Darius! So Chris Evans seems to have a temper. Last I checked, you were pretty high up on this kid when you agreed to sign him to a contract. I for one think you are being completely unfair to him, especially since it is you that has always encouraged the talent on Rage to go out there and compete with everything they’ve got. I don’t think he was trying to injure the Kumquat Kid, he merely lost control of his anger, just like you’re doing right now. Don’t kick him off the show. You wouldn’t want someone of Chris Evans’ talent leaving for one of the other brands, would you?

Jackson breaths heavily and calms down a bit, but he gives Benedict a weary look as if he is annoyed with the way Benedict is interfering.

Darius Jackson: Benedict... I appreciate all you’ve done for Rage, I really do. But seriously man, step back and let me take care of this stuff.

Benedict Iscariot: What are you talking about? I thought you wanted me to take more involvement in this show? After all, I am the second highest stock holder next to Simon Excelsior and he is content sitting back and letting the shows run themselves.

Darius Jackson: What I’m talking about is that you allowed Josh Hominick back into the building when I clearly kicked him out two weeks ago, getting involved with the situation with Venus and the Women’s title, booking Slamsley to face Hayden McClane behind my back earlier and now, advocating for that reckless punk Chris Evans! I know you pretty much own Rage, but remember that I am the one that you and Excelsior put in charge to keep order of this place and that’s exactly what I intend to do. Listen it isn’t like that. I want you to be involved Benedict and I appreciate you wanting to help, but please, leave the decision making to me. Capiche? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get ready for the big announcement that I have to make....

Darius Jackson leaves the room and closes the door behind him. The camera spins around to look at Benedict who now has his back faced towards the camera and is looking up at a large poster on the wall of the St. Louis Rage roster as he begins to snicker malevolently.

Benedict Iscariot: Hahahaha...It is all going according to plan.....I can’t wait to see Jackson’s expression when he finds out the truth of why I am here.... it will shake the foundation of Rage to its very core.... hahahaha....


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MATCH 5 – 6 Woman Tag
Cailin Dillon/Sisters of Salvation vs. Anti Diva Movement
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"New Way To Bleed" by Evanescence kicks in, as the crowd instantly begins booing the emerging Ambiance, Malika Flores Chen and Alexis Durden. They all smile as Ambiance, with the Rage women’s title on her shoulder, leads them down the ramp.

Tom Hartman: This match tonight was a late addition and expect some fireworks. We all know the history Kendra Rayne and Sierra Starr have with Ambiance. Throw Cailin Dillon in the mix and who knows.

Dexter Finch: A couple of my favorites tonight Tom. Several Mrs. Finchs. I’ll just be salivating over here alone.

The three women stop on the outside of the ring and talk as “Tornado” by Little Big Town begins and Cailin Dillon starts down toward the ring wearing a shirt that reads “Haters Wanted.” She passes right by the ADM and heads up the ring steps, chatting with the in-ring official as they away the other two.

‘The Devil Takes Care of his Own’ begins and Kendra Rayne and Sierra Starr come out looking all business. They start down the ramp with Kendra’s eyes locked on Ambiance. As they near the ring, Kendra makes a beeline for Ambiance and hits her over the top of the head with a big elbow.


Dexter Finch: Oh and here we go.

Tom Hartman: The match hasn’t even started and we have a fight on our hands.

Malika and Alexis go after Kendra to alleviate the onslaught, but Sierra comes in and joins the 3 on 2 battle. Cailin leans against the ropes from the inside looking amused and watches on. Ambiance and her group get the upper hand and build some momentum, but Kendra powers back up and starts throwing forearms at all three of them. After a few moments of watching the back-and-forth tussle from inside the ring, Cailin takes off the shirt covering her wrestling gear and hands it to the ref. She smiles and then runs to the turnbuckle near the action, diving off the top on to all five on the outside to a big roar from the crowd.

Tom Hartman: And as Cailin dives to the outside, we have a few EWS officials streaming down the ramp to get the action in the ring, including Darius Jackson.

Darius is yelling as all six are getting up slow. He tries to get between the fighting ladies and get them into the ring, clearly already frustrated to high hell when Alexis shoves straight past Darius and flies at Kendra as not even the commissioner can keep these ladies from brawling! Darius looks like he is about to blow a gasket, shouting, "Alright... that's the way you want it? Well no more Mr. Nice Guy!" and then personally grabs Alexis and rolls her under the ropes and then does the same with Kendra and signals for the bell as the others gather to their respective sides, the crowd actually booing the questionable actions of Darius Jackson. Alexis takes advantage as the bell rings to hit a running knee on Kendra as she tries to stand up, rolling her over and backing her into the corner. Alexis lines it up and goes for a double running knee in the corner, but Kendra ducks it and Durden slams into the turnbuckle and crumples up on the ground.

Dexter Finch: ... Did the boss man just toss them into the ring?

Tom Hartman: What in the hell has gotten into Darius lately? I get that being the boss means that sometimes he has to make controversial decisions, but that wasn't necessary at all...

Kendra uses the ropes as leverage to pull herself up, and then pulls Alexis up by the hair for a german suplex. Kendra comes up to a knee and surveys the others around the ring before walking to her corner and tagging in Sierra, who enters quickly and gives Alexis two quick stomps on the ground. Sierra backs up as Alexis stands and charges in. Alexis ducks a clothesline attempt and hits a neckbreaker to drop Sierra, rolling over and tagging in Malika.

Tom Hartman: Some quick tags here early, but Kendra and Alexis seemed to exert the most energy during the pre match scrum.

Dexter Finch: Oh look, one of the Ms. Finchs is talking to me.

Cailin is not paying attention to the match, turned and talking to Dexter from the edge of the ring as Malika works Sierra on the inside. Kendra is screaming at Cailin, annoyed, but she doesn’t stop. Malika, meanwhile, is taking Sierra to task with repeated kicks to the body and legs, and even getting a few high ones as she backs her opponent into a corner. Malika tries to whip Sierra to the opposite corner but Sierra reverses and charges behind her. Malika jumps into the corner ropes and back with an elbow that catches Sierra in the nose and knocks her on to her back. Kendra is still distracted by Cailin and Malika takes advantage with a dropkick that knocks Kendra to the apron and down to the mat. Ambiance and Alexis laugh as Cailin finally turns back to the action, and Malika looks at her like she isn’t worth it.

Tom Hartman: It’s clear that the ADM has its sights set on taking out the Sisters of Salvation tonight.

The extra action has given Sierra time to gather herself and hit Malika with a back to belly piledriver. Malika is up quickly though and throws a high kick at Sierra that gets blocked, giving Sierra time to hit a DDT. Sierra backs up towards her corner and Cailin tags herself in, running into the ring and tossing Malika into the corner of her partners. Ambiance grins but doesn’t take the bait, instead telling Alexis to tag in. Cailin smirks back to Ambiance as Alexis comes in after her. Cailin locks up with Alexis and hits a European uppercut and a snap DDT. Alexis tries to get up, but Cailin hits a leaping knee drop and goes for the pin.

1…

2…

Kickout!

Cailin gets up and backs into her corner, tagging Kendra on the shoulder and climbing out of the ring. Kendra stares at Cailin for a moment and climbs back in.


Tom Hartman: I have no idea what Cailin Dillon is doing in this match, but she’s pissing off her own tag partners pretty quickly.

Dexter Finch: She’s more worried about what I’m doing Tom, take it easy on her.

Alexis had time to scramble into her corner and tag in Ambiance, who was waiting to take on Kendra. They jaw back and forth as the approach each other and lock up. They alternate between wrist locks and elbow holds as both jockey for control. Ambiance finally gets a lock tied behind Kendra’s back and releases the lock the slap her in the back of the head. Kendra turns around angrily and eats a clothesline. Ambiance pulls her up and whips her into the ropes and into a spinebuster on the way back. She hooks the leg for the pin.

1…

2…

Ambiance breaks her own pin and rolls away… right as Cailin lands flush on the chest of Kendra Rayne.


Tom Hartman: Cailin tried to break the pin with a shooting star press and landed it on her own partner!

Sierra is in the ring and pulls Cailin aside, pushing her through the ropes as she trips to the outside. Ambiance clotheslines Sierra over the top rope to the outside, and Cailin rolls away to avoid having her land on top. Ambiance turns to Kendra who is up to her feet and confused. Kendra sells the pain to her back as Amber nears. Ambiance takes advantage with a snap suplex and then locks in a headlock. On the outside both Cailin and Sierra are up and Sierra is ripping into her tag partner. Cailin rolls her eyes and hits Sierra with a no-look Eyes of Texas superkick.

Tom Hartman: She just took out her own partner for the second time in this match.

Dexter Finch: Mrs. Finch? What are you doing!?

Ambiance tweaks the hold on Kendra and makes it tougher. On the outside, Cailin walks to the announce table and scoops up the Rage women’s title belt, looking over at Ambiance in the ring. Ambiance releases the hold on Kendra and approaches the ropes. She signals for Alexis and Malika to take care of it. They start slowly around each side of the ring as Cailin watches. The crowd reacts as Meghan Cross enters at the top of the ramp and starts coming down, looking at Ambiance in the ring. Ambiance throws her arms up in frustration in the ring and looks back down at Kendra. The ref sees Meghan coming and goes to the ropes near the ramp, warning her not to come any further down.

Tom Hartman: This match has turned into chaos!

Dexter Finch: I have to say Tom… nothing around her makes any sense anymore.

Cailin slides under the bottom rope toward Ambiance and tosses the title to her. As Amber catches it, Cailin flops hard down to the mat like she’d been sniped from someone in the rafters. The ref turns and immediately calls for the bell.

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The crowd reacts in a mix of boos and cheers at the way the match ended suddenly. Ambiance goes to attack Cailin with the title but Meghan slides under the bottom rope and Ambiance attacks her with some stomps to the back and head. Alexis is attacked by Sierra, and Malika helps her fight it off. Kendra slides under the bottom rope slowly to help out Sierra, as Ambiance strikes at Meghan. Cross somehow gets to her feet and knocks the title away from Amber’s hands, but both see Cailin scoop up the title and go on the attack. Meghan shoves Ambiance out of the way and hits a bulldog on Cailin that makes the title slide out of the ring. Meghan turns around and gets laid out by a Shattered Dollhouse from Ambiance.

Tom Hartman: So vicious! Ambiance making Meghan Cross pay for getting involved here.

Ambiance spits on the mat beside Meghan and crawls through the ropes out of the ring, grabbing her title. Malika and Alexis get a few advantageous shots in on Sierra and Kendra and quickly head up the ramp to a chorus of boos. In the ring, Cailin comes to her knees and kneels over Meghan, looking down over her. Meghan looks groggy, but is coming to as Cailin leans down and places a kiss on her lips.

Dexter Finch: Oh Tom… yes! Am I dreaming!? Pinch me!

Tom Hartman: Cailin kissed Meghan? What the hell was that about?

Dexter Finch: It's just like in porn Tom. You never question why the lady decides to strip down for the pizza guy, she just does and you enjoy it. Don't ruin this for me!

Meghan opens her eyes wide and flips out, prompting Cailin to slide under the bottom rope and jump over the barrier. Meghan stands up quickly and leans on the rope, shouting something out at Cailin who backs up smiling and looking Meghan’s way, she turns and skips away as Meghan looks on in a mix of anger and confusion.


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***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE***
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We open quickly with a shot of the devilish grin of one Aeolus Wrath, to a loud chorus of boos. Wrath rubs his hands together with a smirk.

Aeolus Wrath: “Pardon the interruption, sheep, but I think I speak for all of us when I say I think it’s time to address the elephant in the room, or in this case a withered up old piece of (bleep) by the name of..The Notch.”

This starts a loud “Notchy Notch” chant, the same one that’s been chanted for many, many years, causing a severe look of disgust on the face of Wrath.

Aeolus Wrath: “You know something, Notch, unlike a lot of people who foolishly choose to stand by you, I’m no stranger to you, I’ve heard all about you from my father and my uncle, two people who know you better than you’d like to admit, and what I know is that for all the fanfare around you, it’s nothing but hype. Just like back then, right now, there are countless other competitors in this company who are better than you in every way possible, and I’m one of them, that’s for damn sure. But that’s the thing about you, Notch, you have this thing people want to call heart that’s really just foolish pride, and it makes you believe you can do anything, that you can go and stick your nose in business that doesn’t concern you, like you did on the last show. Understand this, you (bleep)ing relic, this business with the Rage Title, it doesn’t concern you, so I suggest-“

The crowd cheers as onto the scene is The Notch, not backing down at all from Wrath.

The Notch: “You suggest what? Do you suggest I talk about the fact I’ve been in the ring with your father, beat him too. Or do you suggest that I talk about the fact that for all the controversial things your uncle did in this business, unlike you, he still has respect for it? Or do you suggest I slap the taste out of your mouth and wipe that stupid smirk off your face? Since I came back to this sport, it’s but nothing but me shutting up punks like you, and quite frankly, I’m sick and tired of having to do it.”

Aeolus Wrath: “Then why don’t you just do us all a favor and go the hell home, Notch? Because last time I checked, nobody really wants you here.”

The Notch: (with passion) “By nobody you mean you, right? Or are you including all the other people who know I can still show them up in that ring? Listen, kid, I didn’t come back to this sport to play chit-chat with the likes of you. I came back for one reason and one reason only, and I don’t give a damn what you or anybody else like you thinks, I’m back to become the guy standing at the top of this mountain, championship in hand. My youth has been ticking away for a long time. I may not have much time left in the ring, but it doesn't matter how my days are number or how many punks I have to school on my way out. It doesn't matter if I fail for that matter. All that matters is that I give the world everything I've got one-more-time and regardless of whether I succeed or fail trying, YOU WILL remember the name! So yeah, this business you seem to think doesn’t concern me, it most certainly does.”

Aeolus Wrath: “You don’t know the first thing about being a champion, Notch. I’ve done it for over 400 days, something you’ve never done your entire career.”

The Notch: “That’s true. But I do know one thing about being champion.”

The Notch gets real close to Wrath, as the two stare daggers at one another.

The Notch: “You don’t write checks your ass can’t cash.”

The two men look ready to throw down when a voice yells from off camera. We see a glimpse of Benedict Iscariot, but it's hard to make out considering how brief it is.

Benedict Iscariot: “You two, save it for the ring and your tag match tonight!”

Security comes in to break up the two men, Wrath with a smirk to The Notch, who gets a determined, stern glance back as we return to ringside.

Aeolus Wrath: When all this is through, you will remember MY name; I am Aeolus Wrath.... the man that will END your sorry excuse for a career!


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***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
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MAIN EVENT – Tag Match
The Notch/DDV vs. Aeolus Wrath/Josh Hominick
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“Fire It Up” by Black Label Society starts up as the former Rage champion Josh Hominick comes out to the ring ignoring the boos from the crowd for the most. Next is his partner, the equally hated former 400+ day Fury champion, Aeolus Wrath, who enters through a thick fog to "Do What You Want To Do" by Adema.

"HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?"

“Boom” by P.O.D. rings out through the speakers, the crowd cheering as out comes the St. Louis Rage champion Danny De Vries! DDV approaches the ring with Wrath up on a turnbuckle and Hominick in the center of the ring motioning for him to get in the ring when “300 Violin Orchestra" by Jorge Quintero as the opening fireworkers usher in the Notch who enters the arena to an AMAZING reaction from the crowd! The crowd is feeling the entrance to the sure-fire hall of famer as he makes his way down to the ramp side by side with DDV (a trained eye can catch Notch eyeing up the Rage title a bit), the two nodding to each other and sliding into the ring as they immediately start lighting into Wrath and Hominick!

The ref is trying to get control of this one, but both Wrath/Notch and Hominick/DDV are too busy belting each other with everything they’ve got to even notice! In the upper left corner, Wrath drop toe holds Notch face first into the bottom turnbuckle and starts mudhole stomping him while in the lower right, Hominick choke tosses DDV into the corner and starts jamming into his abdomen with shoulder thrusts. With Hominick and Wrath in control in opposite corners they both irish whip Notch and DDv at each other, but the fan favorites seem to be thinking the same thing as Notch baseball slides under DDV’s legs as DDV turns Wrath inside out with a clothesline and when Hominick goes to attack Notch on the other side of the ring, Notch slides under him, dropping him on his face and rolling him into a boston crab!

DDV tries to whip Wrath over the ropes to the floor, but Wrath lands on the apron and blasts him with a roundhouse kick as Hominick uses his impressive leg strength to power out of the boston crab with his legs, sending Notch bouncing back first into the lower right buckle and rebounding straight into Hominick’s arms for a powerslam while Wrath springboards back into the ring with a cool diving zig zag to DDV! Once more, the bad guys seem to be in control in the center of the ring as they nod to each other and throw DDV and Notch over the ropes towards the announce tables, but this time they land on the apron and when Hominick and Wrath turn around, they both try to rush their respective rivals, but DDV and Notch pull the ropes down, sending them tumbling to the floor! Notch and DDV then nod to each other, get back in the ring, running the ropes and both connect with tandem suicide forearm smashes to their rivals as the crowd cheers!


Tom Hartman: I’m impressed with how well these two duos are working as teams considering the diverse histories they all bring to the table.

Dexter Finch: But did you catch the look in Notch’s eye earlier? He had his eyes on DDV title belt. I like bling too, but not that much.

Things only get more out of hand as DDV and Hominick make their ways around the north side of the ring while Notch and Wrath do the same to the south side, both pairs slamming each other off stairs, ring posts, tables, aprons and just about whatever else is nearby. Wrath eventually backdrops Notch into the audience section and makes his way to the lower right corner while DDV rolls Hominick back into the ring and looks for a boston strongarm lariat only to be caught and throw with an exploder suplex by Hominick! Hominick takes control backing DDV into the lower right corner and the two take turns punishing him with stomps, blatant tag ropes chokes and a sheer variety of dirty tactics with a quick tag to Wrath to follow. Wrath stomps away at DDV and then pulls him back to the center with a suplex lift that drops DDV gut first on the top rope as Hominick then holds DDV in place from the apron while Wrath runs the ropes and guillotines DDV with a scissors kick, then tags Hominick back in. They whip DDV across the ring and drop DDV with their own devastating version of the 3D!

Instead of covering, Hominick seeks to punish as he mounts DDV and starts unleashing a beating that has the champ pinned down! Hominick talks a bit of trash during this, saying that he deserves to be the champion and that someone as pathetic as DDV never deserved his title. Hominick gets up and backdrop drops DDV crotch first on the top rope and then runs for a big time burning lariat- but DDV ducks and rolls over the ropes to the apron to dodge! Wrath runs across the apron looking for a shining wizard but gets caught in powerbomb position by DDV as Hominick then runs the ropes not caring about the fate of his partner and BLASTS DDV with a bodycheck that sends him flying off the apron and inadvertently powerbombing Wrath back first into the barricade so hard that it flattens it!


Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Tom Hartman: Oh my GOD! They just decimated the barricade!

Hominick rolls out of the ring and goes back to grab DDV when suddenly Notch dives over the remains of the barricade with a forearm smash as he starts to pummel Hominick this time! Notch isn’t the legal man, but he slides Hominick into the ring and backs him up all the way into the upper right corner, unleashing stinging chops to the usual “WOO!” and then going to irish whip Hominick, only for Notch to swing through it and pull Notch into an alabama slam position that Notch manages to counter into a big time snap DDT and the crowd pops as Notch gets a crazy look in his eyes!

Tom Hartman: Oh boy! You know what time it is?

Notch starts hopping around and then starts doing the worm as the crowd chants “W-O-R-M!”

Dexter Finch: It’s time for the (along with the Notch’s worm) F-I-S-H!

And the Notch finishes it with a big time legdrop as the crowd roars!

Tom Hartman: Wait, did you just call it “the fish”?

Dexter Finch: Yeah, he looks like a fish when he’s flopping around like that. What was the crowd thinking? I’ve never seen a worm flop like that!

Hominick gets to his feet and drops Notch with a spinebuster and then measures him up for a Toothless bicycle kick- only for Notch to duck and drop Hominick with a big back suplex! Notch then climbs the lower left corner and goes for a macho man style elbow drop and nails it! With that, DDV finally slides back into the ring and NAILS Hominick with a big time running knee trembler! With that, DDV pulls Hominick up into position for the DDV Driver' (Snapmare Driver) when suddenly Wrath slides back into the ring and SMASHES his face in with a chair prompting the disqualification!

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The crowd boos loudly, but Notch takes the liberty of spearing Wrath before Wrath can take a swing at him! Wrath and Notch slide out of the ring and brawl their way into the crowd, leaving Hominick and DDV! Hominick pummels DDV into a corner and sets the chair up against his face, running across the ring for a Toothless bicycle kick that is meant to smash the champs face in, but DDV reacts quickly by throwing the chair at Hominick and when Hominick realizes what is going on, DDV rises out of the corner, jumps and SMASHES Hominick’s face off the chair with the The DDV Driver (Snapmare Driver)!

With that DDV rises to his feet as the crowd cheers, but the cheers turn to shock and then boos as DDV is blindsided by another chair shot from-


Tom Hartman: ALEX HAWKE! What the hell is he doing out here?!

Alex Hawke absolutely lights into DDV with the chair, and makes sure to let the crowd know that he is done being looked at as the black sheep of Rage! Hawke grabs the two chairs in the ring and sandwhiches DDV’s head between them as he looks to hit a big stomp (Seth’s Rollin’s Black Out) to knock out the champ when suddenly he is tackled by Slamsley McBody!

Dexter Finch: Now Armsley is here to save the day! What is even going on anymore?!

That brings out Marcus Orion and Hayden Mcclane who make a b-line for Slamsley! The High Flyin’ Connection (Shaw, Acer, Seb) all make their way out to help their friends which prompts Mikey Mitchell, Topper and the Stylists to come out next! Then we see Meghan Cross, Skye Haynes and the Sisters of Salvation come out onto the stage brawling with Cailin Dillon and ADM as all hell is breaking loose! Practically the entirety of the Rage roster that is available filters out to the ring; AUB, Williams, Evans, Deacon, USAF, Oni, Tokyo Drift, Brand, Tombstone......... when finally....

After the match, “Cochise” hits the speakers as out comes Commissioner Jackson, who is starting to get more of a mixed reaction thanks to some of his questionable decisions as of late.

Darius Jackson: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! I’ve had it up to hear with all of you mothafuckers running amuck on my show! Now I want you all to sit your asses still because I’ve got a couple of important announcements-

..several of the guys and gals resume their fighting anyways, making Darius even angrier!

Darius Jackson: FINE! Well then I suppose if none of you want to listen to what your commissioner has to say, then if any of you so much as takes another step will be FIRED on the spot!

... just like that, the fighting ceases in and around the ring as Darius speaks up again.

Darius Jackson: Do I have your attention now mothafuckers?! GOOD! Now as I was saying, in 2 weeks time, St. Louis Rage will be holding its 30th episode! (pausing for effect) and as such, you all will have a chance to get this shit out of your systems! First, on episode 30, we will witness The Anti Diva Movement defend their EWS Women’s Tag Titles in a rematch against the Sisters of Salvation! That’s not all... since this will be the 30th episode of our show, it got me to thinking that she should case some of the icons of Rage; the ones from the beginning and the ones who have just arrived. For that reason, DDV, Slamsley McBody, Billy Shaw, The Notch and Meghan Cross take on Aeolus Wrath, Mikey Mitchell, Josh Hominick, Marcus Orion and Cailin Dillon in a 10 person tag match! Holla at that playa!

Darius stops for effect. Alex Hawke can clearly be scene in a fit as he shouts "What about me?!" and Jackson can clearly see him, but he ignores him...

Darius Jackson: Then the following week, Rage has been invited to participate in EWS Presents: Reckless Endangerment, and I have one hell of an idea to help put to rest the recent controvercy over the Rage Women’s title. Ambiance will defend her newly won title against Cailin Dillon, Skye Haynes, Meghan Cross...... and VENUS! That’s right, I’m willing to make up for the mistake I made two weeks ago... IF she can find a way to join us for Reckless Endangerment, she will have one more chance to win her title back. Consider that my way of saying, “I’m sorry” to not only Venus, but the fans as well for my decision making as of late.

Darius Jackson: Last but not least, the week after Reckless Endangerment, St. Louis Rage will be hosting our super show, Gateway V! It’s coming a little later than usual, but it will most certainly be worth tuning in for, because the first of two co-main events is going to be the long anticipated rematch between St. Louis Rage champion, Danny De Vries and “The Juggernaut” Josh Hominick! That oughta be one hell of a match, but the second of the co-main events is going to be downright insane.... cause this is going to be no ordinary match........ this is going to be the first ever St. Louis Rumble (royal rumble) match! 30 participants will be entered and the top three places will all receive a briefcase containing a future shot at one of the titles on Rage; 3rd place will get a High Octane title shot, 2nd place will get a Rage Tag Title contract and of course, the winner of the St. Louis rumble will have a golden opportunity at the St. Louis Rage title! That’s all for tonight’s show folks, so be sure to tune in cause the next couple shows are gonna be off the motha fuckin’ charts! Good night everybody!

“Cochise” hits the speakers again as many of the competitors stare holes through each other, the fans cheering as we fade to black.



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