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EWS.COM EXCLUSIVE MATCH: DoD vs. B&tB Mackenzie Reigns and Blaze tangled early until Blaze got the upper hand. Reigns scrambled away and tagged in Carrie Rae Battles. Battles took over momentum and forced Blaze to tag in Gemini. Gem focused on trying to get Carrie to realize how bad she was being treated by her tag partner, and eventually Carrie lost it emotionally and took Gemini down with The Battle Cry. Carrie was immediately regretful for her action, but Mackenzie tagged herself in and hit the ring, tossing Blaze off the apron before pinning Gemini for the quick win. Spoiler: click to toggle Mackenzie then pushed Carrie out of the ring and berated her all the way up the ramp. ----------------------------------- EWS.Com Exclusive Match: Williams vs. Isaac Brand This wasn’t much of contest as Brand was still suffering ill effects from a small concussion received at the hands of Alex Hawke two weeks earlier. Brand mounted offense on a few occasions, but he wasn’t able to withstand the whirlwind assault of Williams who unloaded many of his signature moves just to show off against his rival! The finish came when Brand went for a running Branded (flipping kill switch), but Williams countered his desperation maneuver into an Ode to Wyndham (Superkick) bouncing Brand’s back off the ropes right into a High Class Strike (Superman Punch) that floored him! Williams hit the High Class Shooting Star Press and that was all she wrote! Spoiler: click to toggle Williams arrogantly posed after the match and motioned that he would be winning the St. Louis Rumble match later in the evening! ================================================================================================== Friday, March 20th 2015 ---------------------------------- The show opened with fireworks, smoke and a light display set to the tune of "What Makes A Good Man?" By The Heavy plays. MATCH 1 – Winner gets Entry #29, Loser gets Entry #1 Aeolus Wrath vs. The Notch _____________________________ Cordelia Stewart: The opening contest is scheduled for one fall with the winner receiving the #29 spot in the St. Louis Rumble, while the loser will receive entry #1.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFx65CjyJK4 A thick fog begins to emit on the ramp as "Do What You Want To Do" by Adema begins as Aeolus Wrath emerges his head down under his hooded windbreaker. Cordelia Stewart: Introducing first, from Somerset, Bermuda... weighing in at 206lbs...... AEOLUS WRATH! Red pyros explode as strobe lights pulse to the beat, Wrath walking down the ramp to the ring, the camera picking up the back of his windbreaker which reads "Do Or Die" on it in crimson with a phoenix printed under it, perhaps a family crest? Wrath gets a mixed reaction from the crowd, but more cheers than he's used to, but he pays no mind to any of it. He slides under the ropes and kneeling, throws back is hood, extends his arms to the heavens, his head tilted back, eyes shut, as the beats just play on. After a moment, he gets up and throws some shadow kicks and punches before unzipping his windbreaker and tossing it aside. Cordelia Stewart: And his opponent, from West Scranton, Pennsylvania.... weighing in at 222lbs..... THE NOTCH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCebJodm0lY As the opening of "300 Violin Orchestra" by Jorge Quintero hits, a somber orange hue develops the top of the ramp, almost like a nice sunset. Two small cannons rise up on either side of the ramp and they fire off a round of exploding white pyros with a BOOM. The song picks up as the crowd already begins clapping and stomping their feet to the emerging Notch who bobs his head to the music with a grin. He makes his way to the ring, slapping hands with the fans as he goes. He stops half way down the ramp and rubs a pair of dice together. With a carefree toss they are flung forward as an orange pyro blast explodes. Tom Hartman: Welcome to the show folks and boy what a way to kick off this action packed night! Aeolus Wrath and the Notch both came to Rage early this year and have a vendetta against each other that they aim to settle now. Not only that, but the winner will gain the ability to enter second-to-last in tonight’s St. Louis Rumble match with a future shot at the St. Louis Rage title at stake. The Notch, with a focused look on his face, makes his way to the ring. He scales a turnbuckle and looks out onto the crowd as they give him some serious hero worship- only for Wrath to sneak up behind him with a low blow followed by an AeoMagnus (Splash Mountain sitdown powerbomb) as he demands the ref start the match and ring the bell! Tom Harttman: That was sickening! Aeolus Wrath isn’t above using whatever dirty tactics necessary if it means coming out with the win! His father would be ashamed if he is watching! Dexter Finch: His father doesn’t care, I thought that was why Wrath was such a prick in the first place! Wrath immediately goes for a pin! ... One ... Tw-kickout! Wrath gets up and relentlessly stomps on Notch, followed by a couple leg drops and then runs the ropes and gets a lot of air before double stomping straight down on Notch’s back! He goes for the pin again! ... One ... Tw-Notch still kicks out! Dexter Finch: He’s going to have to do more than that to put the Notch down.... he’s like Keith Richards....no matter how much punishment his body takes, he’s never gonna die man! Wrath pulls Notch to his feet and starts shouting at him about how he is a washed up has been and how Wrath is “the future”- only for Notch to slap him straight across the face! Notch goes for a big haymaker but Notch ducks and counters it into a swinging neckbreaker flowed straight into three snap vertical suplexes as the crowd chants “You’ve Still Got It!” Notch backs Wrath into the ropes and goes for an irish whip- reversed and pulled into a knee strike by Wrath that turns him inside out! Wrath gets Notch in s rear chin lock for a bit until Notch gets to his with the momentum of the crowd, backs Wrath into the ropes and whips Wrath across the ring, connecting on the rebound with a picture perfect standing dropkick! Wrath rolls out of the ring to catch his breath, obviously frustrated by the fact that Notch is “disrespecting” him- but Notch doesn’t give him much time to throw a fit as he goes for a slingshot crossbody taking Wrath down on the north side of the ring and then slaps the hands of some fans at ringside! Tom Hartman: I tell ya, Wrath may have the advantages of youth and an aggressive attitude, but the Notch knows every trick in the book by this point in his career. Wrath is going to have a hard time unseating him for that #29 rumble spot tonight! Dexter Finch: Don’t forget, the loser gets the #1 spot.... if that happens, they can pretty much kiss their chances of winning the rumble goodbye. Notch laces Wrath’s arms around the barricade and connects with several sharp chops to the obligatory “WOO!” and goes to whip Wrath back into the ring- only for Wrath to pull him back into a russian leg sweep against the barricade! Wrath then whips Notch knees first into the steel stairs HARD and then climbs atop the stairs, shouting about how he’s going to put this old dog down for good before leaping for a scissors kick- only to be cut out of the air with a crescent kick by the Notch, spilling Wrath to the floor! Notch whips Wrath back into the ring on the west side following him to the upper left corner, lifting him up onto the turnbuckle for a superplex! Wrath fights out as best he can which includes a thumb to the eyes and then turns Notch around on the second buckle and leaps over Notch for an overcastle version of the AeoShocker (Top rope RKO)! Tom Hartman: AEOSHOCKER! Dexter Finch: Did someone say.. E-lectric? Wrath continues to mouth off about how Wrath’s time is now and then pulls Notch to the center of the ring for a pin! ... One ... Two ... Th-Notch gets the shoulder up and Wrath can’t believe it! Wrath is thoroughly pissed now as he starts mounted punching Notch and then spikes him on his head with a DDT before moving to the nearest corner and measure Notch up for the Oppression (running knee strike)- but Notch trips him and goes for an out-of-nowhere jacknife counter! ... One ... Two Tom Hartman: HE’S GOT IT! ... Thr--NO! Wrath gets out! Dexter Finch: So close, but no cigar.... I don’t know why you’d want one anyway. Cigars are gross, but they do look cool I guess. Someone get me a cigar! Both get back to their feet but Wrath immediately kicks Notch in the gut and whips him shoulder first into the lower right corner post before pulling him out in a bridging german suplex rolled into a bridging cover for added style/arrogance! ... One ... Two ... Thr-Notch STILL kicks out! Wrath is LIVID now as he pulls Notch in for The Wayward Soul (Cradle Piledriver), but Notch counters into a hurricanrana that whips Wrath to the lower left corner! Notch follows with a clothesline and then drops Wrath with a bulldog as everybody knows that it is time for The West Sider (S2H style bulldog followed by The Worm and a legdrop)! Notch gets that crazy look in his eyes and then goes for the W-O-R-M as the crowd chants along and then drops a big leg drop on Wrath that causes him to roll out of the ring! Wrath is so pissed by this point that he shoves a couple ringside hands aside and grabs a chair, sliding into the ring with it as the ref has to forcibly take it away from him! When the ref goes to deposit the chair outside the ring, Wrath pulls something out of his tights as Notch comes at him- only to get a jaw full of brass knuckles! Notch falls flat as Wrath tosses the evidence and hits the Son Of Silence (Canadian Destroyer) going for the pin! ... One ... Two ... Three! [/center] Spoiler: click to toggle Tom Hartman: That heartless son of a bitch! The Notch was outwrestling him and what does he do? Turns to cheating to solve his problems! Dexter Finch: Cheating never solved my problems, especially when both my girlfriends found out... The crowd boos heavily at the tactics of Wrath who slides out of the ring exclaiming that he is going to go on to win the St. Louis Rage title contract in the rumble later! While Notch looks on, clearly pissed with a trickle of blood coming from his lip knowing that Wrath screwed him over! _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We open to Darius Jackson backstage with the tumbler full of numbers for the St. Louis Rumble. To the right of him stands Marcus Orion with a smug look on his face, along with Hayden McClane and Scotty Arniel to a chorus of boos. To the left, as the camera pans out a bit, we see the grin of one Slamsley McBody which gets a nice ovation from the crowd. Darius Jackson: “Alright, playas, go ahead, take your numbers.” Scotty Arniel: “Marcus Orion, Man Of The People, knows how this works, Jackson, but don’t try anything funny!” Darius Jackson: “Just pick your goddamn number, you silly ass crackers!” The crowd pops at that as Orion reaches in and pulls out his number. Slamsley then does the same. We see Orion looking somewhat displeased with his results, as Arniel reassures him it will be alright. Slamsley, on the other hand, is beaming with confidence. Slamsley McBody: “Looks like my lucky day. Something wrong, Orion?” Scotty Arniel: “Armsley, you don’t speak to a man like Marcus Orion with such a condescending tone!” Slamsley McBody: “Can someone get you food to stuff in your face or something? I was talking to your personal “Lord” and “Savior” there.” Marcus Orion: “If you must know, Armsley McArmDrag, there is no mountain Marcus Orion can’t climb.” Slamsley McBody: “Gosh, for a guy with such a sour puss just a second ago, you seem pretty confident.” Marcus Orion: “And you seem pretty overconfident if you ask me, Armsley.” Slamsley McBody: “Maybe I am, and for good reason. Let’s sweeten the pot a bit tonight, Orion, since I am feeling pretty confident. How about if you win our match tonight, we’ll swap numbers.” Marcus Orion: “Oh, you’re not overconfident, Armsley. You’re just plain stupid.” Scotty Arniel: “Stupid enough to think we’ll take the bait. What’s the catch, Armsley?” Slamsley McBody: “No catch. Like I said, I feel lucky tonight, and I figure we raise the stakes in our match. You in or not?” Scotty is about to interject, when Orion holds up a hand to stop him. Marcus Orion: “You’re on, Palmsley McCracken.” Slamsley McBody: “Good.” Hayden McClane: “If you ladies are done, I’ve got a number to pick too.” Hayden goes to take a number, when Darius interjects. Darius Jackson: “About that, playa, I’ve got a little somethin’ somethin’ I need to tell ya. You see, if Jack Tombstone beats you tonight, no matter WHAT number you draw, you forfeit your spot in the St. Louis Rumble, ya feel me?” Hayden McClane: “Whatever. That’s a pretty big IF, Jackson.” Hayden reaches in and takes out a number. He looks at it and lets out a small chuckle. Orion tries to peek. Marcus Orion: “So..what number did you get?” Hayden McClane: “Wouldn’t you like to know.” McClane conceals the number close and walks away, Orion trying to get McClane to tell him the number with Scotty Arniel close behind. Slamsley then grins at the camera. Slamsley McBody: “This is gonna be good.” The camera then swings back to ringside. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ MATCH 2 – Rage Tag Title 6-Man Tag Match US Air Force/Deacon Black (c) vs. The New Tokyo Drift _____________________________ Cordelia Stewart: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is the 6-Man Tag match for the Rage Tag Team titles! Introducing first, the challengers, at a combined weight of 608lbs..... Togo Oni, Kaz Hashimoto and Yoshihiro Fujiwara..... the NEW TOKYO DRIFT! The "Blazin" theme kicks in and Kaz, Yoshi and Oni come running out, spin and drop to one bent knee, kissing two fingers on each hand, and pointing both fingers on each hand to the sky. They gets back to their feet and sprins to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope into the middle of the ring, repeating their pose from the ramp, calling for streamers to be thrown. as knowing members of the crowd shower them with streams in an array of different colors. Cordelia Stewart: And their opponents, they are 1/2 of the Rage Tag Team champions.... at a combined weight of 397lbs.... Jason White and Randy Shaw.... the US AIR FORCE! “Hellmarch 3“ starts and after 30 seconds a military Humvee arrives at the stage. Randy exits from the driver's seat and salutes when Jason exits from the rear left doors. Jason salutes, and they march to the ring. Randy slides in first as Jason walks by the steps. Randy and Jason are shaking their hands and later they salute to the audience before going toe-to-toe with their rivals, holding the Rage Tag Titles for all to see! Tom Hartman: This should be a very interesting match because there are several stories all going into this one. On one hand, you have the continued rivalry between two of the greatest tag team representations that Rage has ever had, US Air Force and Tokyo Drift who have been feuding for quite some time. Add on top of that the fact that the man who once hired White and Shaw for the Gentlemen of Fortune was none other than Deacon Black, the very same man who invoked the freebird rule and attempted to steal the titles that US Air Force rightfully earned by kicking them out of their own team! Cordelia Stewart: And their partner- Deacon Black: Cut the music! I demand you cut it this instant! The crowd starts to boo as Deacon Black walks down to the ring with Komodo, a mic in hand. Deacon Black: Quite frankly I am insulted to the highest degree that I am forced to compete in this match with these two ingrates! They stole MY tag titles from ME after I kicked them out of MY team! I will not be competing so long as I’m forced to team with these two (going face to face with White) incompetent morons- Suddenly “Cochise” breaks Deacon’s tiraid as out walks Darius Jackson with microphone! Darius Jackson: Hold up Deacon, did you just say that you aren’t going to compete so long as you have to team up with US Air Force? Is that right? Deacon Black: Damn right Jackson, what’s your point? Out with it already! Darius Jackson: My point is that after seeing the falling out you had with your former associates a couple of weeks ago, I have decided that you will not be teaming with them for this match... The crowd boos, but Darius holds up his hand to pause the crowd. Darius Jackson: Hold On, I’m not finished. You won’t be competing in this match WITH the US Air Force on your team, but I’ll be DAMNED if you don’t compete in this match at all Deacon! Therefor, this match is now a triple threat tag team match with all 3 members of the New Tokyo Drift vs. 1/2 of the Tag Team champions, US Air Force vs. the other half of the tag team champions, Komodo and YOU Deacon! Deacon Black: Wait, wait, wait! THIS ISN’T FAIR! Why do they (Tokyo Drift) get to have 3 people? Darius Jackson: It isn’t my fault that you couldn’t look past your own selfishness long enough to cooperate with your so called “teammates”! After this is said and done, there WILL be one set of tag team champions, and if there is anymore disputes over the freebird rule, I will settle matters personally! Good luck gentlemen. Darius leaves for the back while Deacon is throwing a fit in the ring, but is suddenly blindsided from behind by White and Shaw as this match is on! [/center] Spoiler: click to toggle For awhile, The New Tokyo Drift looks amused as they watch US Air Force and Deacon/Komodo beat the hell out of each other, but they know that they can’t win the titles if they don’t get involved, so they run up to all four of their opponents and collectively dump everyone out of the ring! New Tokyo Drift then runs the ropes and takes to the air with synchronized over the top rope dives that take out everyone! Oni grabs White out of the pile and rolls him into the ring, slashing at him with a variety of different kicks, but White executes a dragon screw and then jumps right on top of Oni for some mounted punches- but Oni traps White’s arms with his legs and turns it into a crossface! White is near the ropes but can’t seem to grab them as Randy Shaw comes running across the north apron and slips through the ropes with some sort of pendulum kick to the face of Oni, breaking the hold as the crowd cheers this young man’s innovative offense! Tom Hartman: I find it amazing that even though Randy Shaw is following the rather hard-edged lead of Jason White, the fans are still cheering Randy on. Just goes to show you that the audience is receptive to talent when they see it! Dexter Finch: That sounds just like me when I’m in a strip club. White turns Oni inside out with a gutwrench suplex and then goes to tag Shaw, but Komodo suddenly bullrushes him with a shoulder tackle that sends him flying off the north apron at the command of Deacon, stealing the tag for himself! White immediately jumps on Komodo when he enters the ring, beating him into the corner until Komodo shoves him away- BUT White’s relentless aggression allows him to roll to his feet and clock Komodo with a Texas Kick (bicycle kick)! White is no longer the legal man as the ref explains, but Oni explains it better by hitting triangle dropkick that knocks White through the ropes to the floor! Oni goes to work on Komodo with ten punches, but Komodo tries to throw him out of the corner with a powerbomb (blind tag from Oni to Yoshi) and drills Oni! Komodo goes for a pin, but Yoshi springboards in for the FujiDT (Springboard Satellite DDT) when he stands up! Yoshi and Oni drag him to the lower right corner as Yoshi tags Kaz, the two of them working Komodo over with kicks, chops, punches, stomps, etc. until Komodo shoves them away, but Kaz just tags in Oni again! Komodo stumbles out as Oni climbs the ropes and plants a diving elbow right into the shoulder blades, bringing the brute to his knees! Komodo continues to struggle, but the combined quick tag strategy is proving extremely effective as Oni tags in Yoshi who tags in Kaz as they pepper Komodo with kicks to every limb and then collectively lift him into a hanging position on the second ropes, Oni and Kaz then implanting him into the mat with a DDT as Yoshi then runs the ropes to hit a springboard moonsault followed by a running double foot stomp into the chest by Oni and then finally by a big running senton from Kaz as the other two slide out of the ring and Kaz goes for the pin! ... One- broken up by both Deacon and White as they soon pretty much devolve into a fist fight of their own! Tom Hartman: The swift tag strategy has been working wonder for The New Tokyo Drift all match, but that lack of cohesion by both halves of the tag team champions is getting in their way at every turn! Dexter Finch: How did Deacon become a tag champion anyways? He didn’t earn it. Tom Hartman: That’s right Dex, he didn’t. He stole it out from under his own associates with the freebird rule and attempted to kick them out of their own team. Deacon is really just a terrible person through and through. White and Deacon are too busy fighting with each other that they don’t even notice Kaz come from their side and dump them both out of the ring! Kaz turns around to go back after Komodo, but the big man surges at him with a lariat that turns Kaz inside out! Komodo picks Kaz up in a tight bear hug, squeezing the life out of him, but unknown to Komodo is that Kaz manages to tag Randy Shaw in behind his back! Komodo eventually grows tired of this and hoists Kaz up in a fireman’s carry, and that’s when Shaw makes his entrance by leaping off the upper left buckle with a double foot stomp straight down on Kaz’s back, crushing Komodo underneath him as Shaw flies to the mat uncontrollably and the crowd cheers him on! Komodo drops Kaz and sits on one knee dazed as shaw shouts, “Sierra-Whisky!” and then clobbers Komodo with a shining wizard! Dexter Finch: Did someone say Sierra mist-Starr and whisky in the same sentence? Yes please! Shaw then runs and does a moonsault off Kaz’s back, landing on Komodo for the pin! ... One ... Tw-kickout with authoriy! Shaw actually lands on his feet when Komodo presses him into the air and then turns to Kaz as the rivals nod to each other, whipping Komodo into the lower right corner so that Yoshi can tag off his back! With that, Shaw stands between Kaz and Yoshi as the two Tokyo Drift guys run and plants stereo dropkicks into Komodo’s chest follows by a running corner flip kick by Shaw who plants Komodo with a jumping STO as the three of them work together to kick Komodo out of the ring! Meanwhile on the outside, Deacon and White have seemingly forgotten about the match as they take turns slamming each other into the barricade, corner posts and stairs on the north side and then start moving up the ramp towards the gravesite set to be used by the Old West Burial match later in the night! Deacon plants White face first into the steel steps and then starts to pull him towards the grave! Dexter Finch: What are they doing? This isn’t the Old West Burial match! They’re idiots! Tom Hartman: We might have to find a new gravesite if we don’t get them out of that area! Deacon goes to suplex White into the grave, but White counters and falls into a facebreaker knee smash that drops Deacon on the spot as he rolls around near the grave, holding his face! White backs up towards the ramp and runs at Deacon for a Texas Kick (bicycle kick)- but Deacon catches him and throws him into the grave with a desperation death valley drive as the crowd is roaring! White is laying in the grave now as the devious Deacon gets a wily grin on his face, walking back down the ramp to the ring! Meanwhile in the ring, Yoshi and Shaw are putting on an acrobatic clinic as as they crisscross running the ropes and eventually Yoshi falls flat as Shaw rebounds off the ropes for a dropkick-caught and almost maneuvered into a boston crab until Shaw twists out and runs in with a corner Miz-esque flying clothesline and then climbs the buckle behind Yoshi, going for a tornado DDT at top speed, only for Yoshi to spin with him and throw him with a unbelievably cool looking northlights suplex for the pin! ... One ... Two ... Th- Shaw kicks out! Yoshi gives Shaw a nod of respect but then tags in Kaz, the two hitting an X-Plex (Kaz) / Superkick (Yoshi) as Kaz goes for the pin! ... One ... Two ... Thr-NO! Shaw still kicks out! Kaz is bewildered that Shaw got out of that, but lifts Shaw for a fireman’s carry gut buster and then back up for a samoan drop! Kaz tags Oni in as Kaz holds Shaw in wheelbarrow position while Oni springboards off the ropes with The Trigger (springboard ax kick)! They both nod in respect this time as Oni then covers Shaw! ... One Tom Hartman: They have it! New tag team champions! ... Two ... Three-CRACK! Deacon slams a chair off Oni’s back! Tom Hartman: NO! Damn Deacon to hell! This is technically a triple threat match and since he is one half the tag champions, they’re kind of in a bind anyways, meaning that the chair is perfectly legal, though frowned upon. Kaz attempts To get in only to be nailed with a chair shot spilling him back out through the ropes to the floor as Yoshi goes to the top rope and looks to fly, but Deacon hits him with a chair, sitting him down so Deacon can grab him off the buckle and plant him right on the chair with the iconoclasm! Yoshi rolls to the outside as Deacon stalks Oni with the chair, looking to end it when Oni shoots forth with a superkick knocking it back in Deacon’s face! Oni then sits Deacon up on the top turnbuckle, puts the chairs in his hands and hits a huge vertical leap dropkick that smashes the chair into Deacon’s face and spills him all the way out to the floor to a HUGE pop! Oni then turns around and EATS the Texas Kick (bicycle) that White’s been trying to hit all match, having come back from the grave! Dexter Finch: ZOMBIE!! Having tagged in from Shaw behind their backs, White goes for the pin! ... One Komodo has been pulling Yoshi up onto the east apron ... Two Komodo picks Yoshi up in a military press ... Three-NOO! Komodo tosses Yoshi over the ropes right onto White to break the pin! Komodo gets back into the ring and starts trading clubbing fists with White, winning the exchange, and pulling White over to the lower left corner as Komodo does the unusual by climbing up the buckle and doing a 10 headbutts count! Just as White appears to be going limp,White slips out under Komodo into an electric chair position and tags in Randy Shaw who stumbles across the apron, Randy climbing to the top turnbuckle and executing Black Hawk Down (Electric Chair[White] with Jumping Clothesline[Shaw])! Komodo hits the mat with high impact as Shaw covers- but Komodo isn’t the legal man! By the time Shaw notices, Togo grabs him from behind and plants him with the Rainmaker (short arm clothesline from hell) folding Shaw up like an accordian! White tries to get in and stop him with a kick to the chest followed by the Skirmish (Double Underhook Facebuster) while in the lower right corner, Deacon has climbed up gingerly onto the apron and removes the turnbuckle padding and then sneaks in a tag on the downed Shaw nearby! Deacon tries to climb the buckle, but White runs and slams on the ropes, causing Deacon to fall crotch first on the exposed metal! The ref informs Oni that Deacon is the legal man as Yoshi and Kaz pull White out to the floor and double suplex him on the floor! Oni climbs the turnbuckle with Deacon, but Deacon hits a low blow and bounces Oni’s face off the exposed metal! Dexter Finch: He got more metal in his mouth than GQ money with his platinum grill! With that, Deacon pulls Oni back to the center of the ring (blind tag from Yoshi and then to Kaz) and goes to hit Oni with the Black Damage (Brainbuster), but he sees Yoshi and Kaz getting in and runs at them only to get a drop toe hold face first into the exposed turnbuckle! Deacon stumbles out into a double back drop as all three New Tokyo Drift members stand over him, Kaz picks Deacon up in wheelbarrow position as Oni and Yoshi do a double cutter version of the Limitless Explosion (Wheelbarrow facebuster (Kaz) / Cutter (Yoshi/Kaz) combination)! Yoshi goes for the pin! ... One ... Two Tom Hartman: THEY DID IT! ... Three! Spoiler: click to toggle The three members of New Tokyo Drift are awarded the titles as they celebrate their victory, having been a very long time in the making as the crowd throws streamers and applaudes themfor their efforts! After a couple minutes of this, New Tokyo Drift exits the ring, leaving an angry Jason White and Randy Shaw surrounding Deacon Black, who comes to and lashes out and them, talking about how THEY cost HIM the tag team titles! After a bit of this, White reels back and plants him on the mat while Randy Shaw goes to the top rope, the two completing the Air Assault (Texas Kick[White] followed by a Phoenix Splash[Shaw])! White and Randy then double throw Deacon over the ropes to cheers from the crowd as the two of them exit, having attained a moral victory at least by putting Deacon in his place! _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We go backstage where… Alexis Durden: AHHHHH! A frustrated Alexis Durden tosses an open container of production equipment on to the ground, spilling out wires and lighting equipment all over. Malika Flores Chan: Alexis! Calm down! I’m just as angry as you are. Alexis Durden: Then break shit! Show it! I can’t believe we lost our titles. And Ambiance… we couldn’t even help her keep hers. Malika Flores Chan: What are we supposed to do about that giant? I don't know where the hell Amber's gone, but knowing her, she's probably booked a one way flight to Japan to kill Venus. But it doesn't matter right now. Venus is gone now And nothing can stop us from rightfully reclaiming our titles from the bitches of the Takeover. Just then the Divas of Doom come walking in, picking up on the conversation. Blaze: So you think you’re just going to take those titles right back from the Ladies of Takeover? You’re gonna have to come through us to get that shot. Sierra Starr and Skye Haynes come walking through and Sierra clears her throat. They present a formidable pair standing next to each other. Sierra Starr: And you both have to get past us. I don’t see it happening. Mackenzie Reigns comes in, dragging Carrie Rae Battles behind her. Mackenzie Reigns: Don’t any of you think for one second there’s a chance you get a shot without me getting involved. I’m the best, the most talented wrestler on this whole roster. Alexis Durden: Shut up! All of you. The fact is, we’re the Anti-Diva Movement, and we won’t just go through all of you, we’ll mow you down one-by-one and destroy each of you. Skye steps into Alexis’ face and pokes a finger into her chest. Skye Haynes: I’m sick and tired of you ADM creeps thinking you somehow run this place because you’re affiliated with Ambiance. You’re nothing but puppets to her. Without you, she’d find another one or two to come in and serve her needs. Sierra Starr: Easy Skye… but honestly, you two are a joke. I’ve seen ADM before. The real ADM. Ambiance has been down this road before and she might think she’s the queen, but she’s wrong. When we take out her… jesters? She’ll be powerless. Malika Flores Chan: You’re wrong. She gave us an opportunity to reach the highest levels of EWS. Gemini: And you think that means she’ll give you a chance to be Rage women’s champion when she can? You’re… well you’re not too smart. Blaze: She means you both are idiots. You’re as dumb as you look. Mackenzie Reigns: It doesn’t matter what any of you think anyways. The fact is, I’m the best. Gemini: Don’t you mean we? Mackenzie Reigns: We? Who, Tubbs McGee back here? I have to drag her ass around the ring and do all of the work to even get by. She’s… an accessory really. I bring her with me on my journey to the top. Gemini: You’re terrible! Gemini approaches Carrie Rae who is standing back by herself, almost away from the conversation. Gemini: You don’t have to let her treat you this way. You could squash her so easily. Mackenize Reigns: Don’t listen to her Sasquatch. To your cave… now! Mackenzie Reigns marches past Gemini, glaring as Carrie Rae shuffles slowly behind her, staring at the ground. Gemini and Blaze head off in the opposite direction, shaking their own heads. Skye and Sierra stay just inches away from their ADM foes. Sierra: Kendra might be on the shelf for awhile, but Skye took Ambiance out at Reckless Endangerment, and I’m getting her ready to take you two out at the first chance we get. Malika Flores Chan: There’s a fat chance that’ll ever happen. Sierra Starr: After we take you two out… Ambiance is going down, too. Alexis goes nose to nose with Sierra until Malika pulls her away and they walk slowly backwards. Alexis points at Sierra, her expression looking like she’s deranged. Sierra smirks and looks at Skye as the scene ends. Edited by Brutalikus, Mar 27 2015, 11:49 PM.
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MATCH 3 – *If Orion wins, they trade entry numbers* Slamsley McBody vs. Marcus Orion _____________________________ Cordelia Stewart: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with the added stipulation that if Marcus Orion wins, he and Slamsley McBody must trade entry number for the St. Louis Rumble match! Introducing first, from New York City, New York.... weighing in at 220lbs..... MARCUS ORION! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyaNlZaVOpc "Worlds Greatest " begins at the beginning. The lights in the arena flicker on and off, and as R. Kelly belts out the first lines, the lights blast on A light Red and White. Orion walks out with his hands stretched out with a big smile followed by his personal ring announcer, Scotty Arniel. He stops and slowly turns around showing off his jacket that has "In Orion We Trust" written in the back. He walks backwards slowly with his head tilted up. Halfway down the ramp he turns back around and lowers his hands, but begins waving to crowd with a big smile. Orion walks the steel steps and then jumps on to the second turnbuckle and pumps his fist. Orion goes in to the top turnbuckle and jumps into the ring. He moves to center if the ring and falls to his knees with his arms stretched out again as the song ends. Cordelia Stewart: And his opponent, from Penoca Beach, Phloriphornia (muttering “Where the hell is that?” under her breath)... weighing in at 266lbs....... SLAMSLEY MCBODY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIPS4LyveJs Cameras pan up revealing "Re: Generate" on a video wall with a picture-in-picture video of one random audience seat. Sporting a red New Era baseball cap with his face being shielded by the bill, a lime-green Armani sports jacket, banana-yellow slacks custom-tailored by L.L. Bean, and a pair of Muckmaster Boots..."Son of Slam" Slamsley McBody appears on screen. "The Workrate Warrior"/"The Walking Weapon"/"Son of Slam" Slamsley McBody raises his head as "Back in the Saddle" by Aerosmith resonates through the arena. McBody takes his seat, raises his hands in a slamming motion, and high-fives fans en route to the ring. He, Slamsley, proceeds to hop over the barricade when able before rolling into the ring to meet Orion who is giving him an almost goofy looking glare. Tom Hartman: Earlier tonight an interesting stipulation was put on this match, if Orion should win, he will trade rumble entry numbers with Slamsley, who seemed to be pretty confident with the number he drew. Scotty Arniel: Are you sure he wasn’t just happy because he has not one, but TWO chances to compete with the glorious Marcus Orion tonight? Dexter Finch: YES, I am sure. Orion and Slams exchange words before the match, Slams especially looking rather confident as the two of them circle up and lock up with Orion quickly turning it into a side headlock that he wrenches for all it’s worth. Slams shoves him away and goes for a backbody drop when Orion rebounds, but gets kicked in the face as Orion bounds off the ropes again, only to get caught by Slams in a scoop powerslam! Slams follows Orion to the upper left corner and biel throws him back out to the center as Orion then tries to call for a timeout in the lower right corner, but Slams charges in looking for a clothesline, but hits nothing but buckle as Orion ducks and runs the ropes at top speed, going shotgun front dropkick- but gets caught by Slams who catapults him over the ropes out of the ring! Tom Hartman: And Orion sent soaring to the floor! Is this any indication of what could come later in the night! Scotty Arniel: No, because this is a standard singles match Tom! If it mattered, Orion would have held on with ease. Slams slides out of the ring and goes to whip Orion back into the ring, but Orion rakes the eyes and hits a roundhouse followed by getting back in the ring and shoving Slams back first into the announce tables with a baseball slide dropkick. Orion climbs back out onto the apron and measures up Slams, running across the apron for a diving tornado DDT- CAUGHT! Orion looks scared as hell as Slams runs him over to the south barricade and drops him chest first across it as the ref starts the count! ... 1 ... 2 Slams gives a shoutout to the crowd as he pulls Orion over the barricade and vertical suplexes him out on the floor! Slams goes to roll Orion in on the south side, but the sneaky Orion drop toe holds him, dropping him face first onto the apron! ... 3 ... 4 Orion picks up Slams in a backdrop position and drops him crotch first on the guardrail and then knocks him into the crowd with a roundhouse kick, then shouting, “ORION!” before sliding back in the ring and waiting out the count! Scotty Arniel: ORION WINS YET AGAIN! And when he wins the rumble tonight, he will be 17-0 at Gateway V! Dexter Finch: Whatever you’re smoking, I want some. Seems like you head is anywhere but here. Tom Hartman: Up his ass is more like it.... Dexter Finch: HA! ... 5 ...6 Slams is up and moving towards the barricade as Orion looks pissed! ... 7 ... 8- The count is broken when Orion goes for another baseball slide, but Slams pulls him out into an AA spinebuster on the floor! Slams rolls Orion back into the ring and goes for a pin! ... One ... Two ... Thr-kickout! Slams seems dissapointed that Orion kicked out, but continues, lifting Orion for a military press, but Orion struggles out, raking the eyes and falling behind Slams for a CRUNCHING back stabber that makes Slams cringe! Orion follows it up with a running knee lift an Orion-Sault (lionsault), then calls out “IN ORION WE TRUST!” to the crowd that boos the living hell out of him! Orion picks Slams up once more looking for the Orions' Belt (Gutwrench Powerbomb)- but somehow Slams counters midair, falling and locking him up and Throws Away The Key (Anaconda Vice)! The crowd is roaring as Orion is flailing around like a fish out of water, contemplating tapping out, but somehow he is able to flail around enough to get his feet on the ropes, forcing the rope break to a loud BOOO! Scotty Arniel: They aren’t saying, “boo”... they’re saying “Boo-rion!” Tom Hartman: Then you obviously aren’t listening Scotty, Dexter Finch: I was saying Boo-rion... Slams gets up and goes for The Hat Trick (Suplex with his left arm, switch over to a Suplex with his right arm and followed up with a Sit-Out Powerbomb) - but Orion rolls him up with a surprise school boy pin with the tights hooked! ... One ... Two ... Three-NO! Slams barely gets out! Orion is throwing a tantrum now as he goes to grab Slams by the legs for a boston crab, but gets double booted back into the corner and bounces straight back out into a swinging side slam! Slams pops to his feet and gets the crowd even more riled up as he goes to the top rope! Tom Hartman: What is Slams doing? I think the big man is gonna fly! Slams stalks Orion, waiting for Orion to stand, but the crafty Orion, whether by accident or on purpose slumps down on the top rope, causing Slams to get crotched on the buckle! Either way Orion notices this and climbs up the buckle looking for a top rope frankensteiner- but Slams doesn’t budge! Instead, Slams lifts Orion up who screams comically as Slams flies all the way to the mat with a flying sitout powerbomb! That garners a nice, “HOLY SHIT!” chant! Dexter Finch: Holy POOP! Holy POOP! Scotty Arniel: ORION! NO! SAY IT AINT SO! Slams gingerly rolls over and falls on top of Orion for a cover! ... One ... Two ... Three-NO! Orion got his foot on the ropes! Scotty Arniel: Glorious day! What ring presence by the future St. Paul Rage champion! Tom Hartman: St. Paul? Do you even know where we are right now? Dexter Finch: I’ve been here for months and I still don’t know where I am. Slams is running out of ideas now as he goes to pick Orion up for a dragon suplex- but Orion blocks it, stomps on Slams’ foot and uses the distraction to spin around and take Slams down to the mat with In Orion We Trust (Anaconda Vice)! Orion wrenches it in tight as Slams attempts to get to the ropes, but they are stuck smack dab in the center of the ring! Slams sits there for several seconds, seemingly having lost the will to continue as Orion starts shouting, “YES!”, but that’s when Slams suddenly rolls Orion into a modified school boy pin of his own! ... One ... Two ... Thr-NO! Orion gets out! The crowd is loving the back and forth competition tonight as Orion chops Slams with several shoot kicks and then goes one final buzzsaw kick to the head-CAUGHT by Slamsley and pulled into a military press powerslam that bounces Orion off the mat! Slams goes for The Hat Trick (Suplex with his left arm, switch over to a Suplex with his right arm and followed up with a Sit-Out Powerbomb) once again, suceeding withe first suplex and then the second! When he goes for the sitout powerbomb, Orion somehow leaps over his head into a victory roll pin turned into a jacknife cover! ... One Tom Hartman: ORION HAS THE ROPES! ... Two ... Three! Spoiler: click to toggle The crowd boos heavily as Orion goes over to Cordelia Stewart and retrieves Slamsley’s number card bringing it up the ramp with him as he and Scotty celebrate Orion’s sleezy victory! However, Slams doesn’t appear to be upset; on the contrary, he is laughing! Orion begins to wonder why he is laughing and that’s when Slams calls for a microphone. Slamsley McBody: Haha, I’ll be you’re wondering why da “Original Vanilla Shilla” is laughing huh? You know I lost one match tonight, but I’m not too worried, considering when I walk into the St. Louis Rage rumble tonight, no matter what number you traded me, I know it’s better than the one that you just won! Orion looks pissed as he is demanding to know what Slams means. Slamsley McBody: You see Orion, I kinda figured you’d pull a stunt like this, so like any good poker player, I bluffed you! You just expected that I had a better number than you, but you never looked at da cards to confirm it! Why don’t you take a look at your card and see what number you just “won”.... Orion for the first time notices that he hasn’t even bothered looking at the number that Slams traded him and when he does, his face goes white as a ghost! Orion shakes his head no and tries to get Slams to trade back, but Slams won’t have it! Slamsley McBody: Sorry, no trades back, See you in the rumble tonight! Slams plays to the crowd as Orion gets on his hands and knees shouting, “NO! NO!NO!” and throwing a tantrum as we fade elsewhere. _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We open with Darius Jackson standing by the tumbler with entry numbers for the St. Louis Rumble in them. In walk The High Flying Connection, Billy Shaw, Acer Stone, and Sebastian Jankowski to a roar from the crowd, as Billy Shaw nods with approval to the crowd. Darius Jackson: “Playas, you know the drill. Pick a number.” Billy Shaw picks his number first, a slight grin on his face. Acer Stone follows, simply nodding at his number, and lastly Sebastian who picks last and rubs his neck, not sure what to make of his results. Billy Shaw: “I believe that I will win!” Acer Stone: “Not if I have anything to say about, buddy.” Sebastian Jankowski: “Nah, I’ve got this one guys.” The trio walk off, discussing who will win when sauntering is Mikey Mitchell with his stylists and of course, his new manager, Scott Topper. Scott Topper: “Darius, may I say I love what you did with this office. Could use a few more portraits of my client Mikey Mitchell, maybe a poster from one of my sold out concerts.” Darius sighs. Darius Jackson: “Stop talking and start picking, playa.” Scott Topper: “Very well. Mikey, you’re a lucky guy, let’s do this.” Mitchell reaches in and pulls out a number. He grins and shows it to Topper who smiles too, slapping Mitchell on the shoulder. Scott Topper: “Excellent, Mikey! That deserves some mojitos and some talk of strategy. Sorry, Darius, but duty calls!” Darius rolls his eyes as Topper Productions all walk away. Not long after, New Tokyo Drift, with their new Rage Tag Team Titles, arrive with Togo taking up the lead. Oni concedes to let his partners pick first. Kaz and Yoshi do and seem to be discussing their numbers when Togo picks his next. Togo Oni: “Only a true warrior will win this battle.” Kaz: “Yes, I will.” Yoshi: “You’re wrong, partner.” Togo Oni: “Perhaps..both of you are wrong.” Oni smirks and walks off as Kaz and Yoshi keep talking. Darius takes a step back as the monster, Chris Evens, accompanied by Joey Parker, enter the scene to a chorus of boos. Joey Parker: “Oh the people we’re going to destroy. I’ll do the honors, Darius. Chris doesn’t have time for such trivial things. It won’t really matter what number he gets anyways, he’s your man tonight.” Parker reaches in and pulls out a number. Parker actually starts to chuckle. Joey Parker: “Oh it’s going to be a LONG night for the Rage roster tonight! Come on, Chris!” Evens glares at Darius before walking out with Parker, Darius nodding as the rumble approaches. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We go backstage to see the High Octane champion, The Billy Way standing in a dark area backstage as the camera focuses in on a side profile of his face. He then turns his head and gives a creepy smile with his High Octane title as he is sporting Two Face-esque makup on the other half of his face. The Billy Way: So it has come to this.... for the first time since I left this hellhole of brand, The Billy Way is back on the Rage stage baby! AND I bring with me this... your precious High Octane title, the one that NO ONE from Rage was able to defeat me for in my new home of rEvolution Wrestling (PWR). Mikey Mitchell, Billy Shaw... did you learn nothing from our past encounters? Every time you step in the ring with me, you end up flat on your back, helpless, broken and begging for me to stop... but I've got news for you; I'm just getting started! But the Billy Way grows tired of you. What I need... what I crave is rage, but all I learned from my time on this brand is that Rage is a lie when there is no one on this roster that can hold a candle what TRUE rage is. The Billy Way is a man that knows what he wants and if you aren't going to give it to him willing, well, I'll just have to take what I want from you by force... the Billy Way. Billy Way steps off camera with a creepy snicker as we go back to the arena. _____________________________ ***BACK AT RINGSIDE*** _____________________________ MATCH 4 – High Octane Tile Falls Count Anywhere Triple Threat Match The Billy Way (c) vs. Billy Shaw vs. "Marvelous" Mikey Mitchell _____________________________ Cordelia Stewart: The following contest is a falls count anywhere match scheduled for one fall, and it is for the High Octane title. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KLkpe_6c6k The beginning of, "I've no strings"(Age of Ultron version) plays as the lights goes out. The deep bellowing of a clock tower striking midnight can be heard as suddenly the Jumbo Tron lights up to reveal various crazy artworks, including creepy mannequins, marionettes, dolls, and portraits of all sorts of surrealist things that almost seem to make no sense in this reality.... The ominous music plays as all sorts of chaotic noises go on in the background including a familiar but terrifying laughter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA5hj7wuJLQ Cordelia Stewart: Introducing first, from Tulsa, Oklahoma... weighing in at 215lbs. ...... he is the High Octane champion.... THE BILLY WAY! "It's the start of the end Surrender the throne The blood on my hands covered the holes We've been surrounded, by vicious cycles Are we truly alone? The scars on your heart are yours to atone We've been surrounded Let them sing, let them sing" The clock tolls again as the lights come on to reveal The Billy Way in the center of the ramp doing the windspan pose while the song changes to, "Empire(Let Them Sing)" by Bring Me the Horizon. Billy Way looks around the arena with a creepy smile before making his way to the ring when we hear the verse. Instead of getting in the ring however, he makes his way around the ring, pulling tons of weapons out from under every side of the ring and scattering them around the ringside area! Dexter Finch: What's Billy Way looking for under there? I don't think any leprechauns are hiding under there. Trust me, I've checked. Tom Hartman: The Billy Way defected to the recently renamed rEvolution brand of EWS a few months back and it looks like he's brought a few tricks from his new home here to Rage... namely the use of weapons that rEvolution has become known for. But what Billy Way may not expect is that Billy Shaw and Mikey Mitchell aren't shy around weaponry themselves. Dexter Finch: Actually I think The Billy Way is counting on it Tom. He's kind of a weird guy like that. "One Night Only" takes over the arena as "Marvelous" Mikey Mitchell makes his way through the curtain. Donned in colorful tights and a furry vest, he stops before the ramp, looks directly into the closest camera, and blows a kiss before he begins his walk to the ring followed closely by his Stylists who are still fawning over him with mirrors and combs while his new manager Topper obnoxiously spouts crap to the audience about how Mikey is the next Scott Topper. Cordelia Stewart: And his first opponent, weighing in at 206 pounds, from Riviera Beach, Florida..."MARVELOUS" MIKEY MITCHELL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMdv4OCKYnw Mikey makes his way to one of the far turnbuckle posts, before climbing onto the apron. He sits on the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd, and blows another kiss into the camera. He swings his legs over the top rope into the ring and now stands in the ring. From his vest pocket, he pulls out his iPhone, and checks to make sure he looks perfect before competing, and may even take a selfie. He deems that he looks perfect to compete, and removes his vest and hands it as well as his iPhone to a ringside official before waiting for the match to start, looking around at the weaponry that The Billy Way is scattering at ringside. Cordelia Stewart: And his final opponent, weighing in at weighing 170lbs...From Stillwater, Oklahoma...."The Aerial Emperor"....BBBBBILLLLLYYYYY SHAW! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2YiRgGjF1Y Einstein by Tech N9ne is playing. A few pyros blast off at the entrance as Billy Shaw walks out as he starts bouncing along and nodding to the song. It also has the whole crowd hyped as they begin to jump to the song as Shaw sprints to the ring as he stops by the steel steps as he looks out towards the crowd. Shaw has a shirt that on the front reads " I believe " with the back of the shirt reading " That we will win " He yells out from the steps to the crowd:: Billy Shaw: I believe!!! Fans: I BELIEVE! Billy Shaw: I believe that! Fans: I believe that!! Billy Shaw: I believe that we can!! Fans: I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN!!! Billy Shaw: I believe that we can win!!!! Fans: I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN!!! I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN!!! I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN!!! As the fans are chanting the whole arena is deafening as the entire crowd is chanting and jumping up down. Tom Hartman: This always gives me goosebumps seeing just how much the crowd loves Billy Shaw. This whole thing started when Mikey's Stylists screwed Shaw out of the title in a ladder match several months ago and continued in a ladder match later that Billy Way interfered in, stealing the title from both of them that time. Now we come full circle and- Dexter Finch: -Woah nelly! As Billy Shaw finishes off leading the I Believe chants, Mikey and Way bum rush the corner in which Shaw is standing as they run up the corner and pull off a double belly to back suplexes as they plant him near the middle of the ring. Mikey fixes up his hair as he looks at a mirror that one of the Stylists raises at ringside as Way sneaks up from behind as he creepily dances behind Mikey as it freaked him out. Mikey quickly dives out of the ring and picks up a kendo stick and slides back in, swinging it wildly at Way trying to knock him out but Way does a provactive dance as he ducked each attempt until he springs off the ropes and hits a flying Billion Dollar Kick (Roundhouse kick) that catches Mikey flush on the chest as it stumbled him backwards into a school boy roll up by Shaw! ... One ... Two-BROKEN UP BY WAY!!! Shaw and Way get into each others faces as Shaw tells him that the High Octane title is his and he didnt appreciate having to play hide and go seek to find it. Mikey stands up behind Shaw and goes for a spinning side kick as Shaw notices this on the big screen and he side steps it in time for the kick to catch Way in the stomach as Shaw springboards off the ropes into a fame asser that planted Way. Shaw stands up as he catches another Mikey sidekick and follows it quickly went for a step over heel kick that sends Mikey crashing into the ropes. Shaw hops to the corner only to peer over to see a huge twenty foot ladder as he jumped down and sets up the ladder near the ropes while Mikey hangs out over the apron. He goes to the top, shouts out, "I believe" with the crowd echoing as he does a front flip into a leg drop as he lands on the back of the neck of Mikey as this sends Mikey shooting backwards towards the middle of the ring rolling in pain as Shaw crashed off the apron to the floor! Dexter Finch: OH MY GOD Birdy dived like a falcon... or a pelican because I like pelicans. Toucans too. Tom Hartman: Good lord! At this rate, how are either of these men going to compete in the St. Louis rumble match later tonight?! As Mikey shoots backwards towards the middle of the ring a chair toting Way comes in and slams a chair off the dome of Mikey flooring him again as Way then transitions to slamming the chair off the chest of Mikey. Billy Way hoists Mikey up and hits a sick snap DDT onto the chair and quickly covers Mikey! ... One ... Two ... Th-NO! All of a sudden Shaw comes flying in with a senton onto Way's back to break the pin, keeps running the ropes and does a senton onto Mikey only to stand up and turn right into a chair shot from Way as this wobbled Shaw backwards and then through the ropes as he falls right back to the floor. Way readied himself with the chair as he waited for Mikey to stand only for Mikeys Stylist leap to the apron as Way comes chair swinging towards them as they drop to the floor and then spray Intensity spray in Ways face as he quickly wipes at his face as Topper passes Mikey a kendo stick that Mikey floors Billy Way with floor by as Mikey goes to caneing the crap out of Ways body! Mikey sits Ways body up into the corner in a tree of woe as he then sits a chair against his face. Mikey takes a couple steps towards the middle of the ring only to be whistled at as he noticed Shaw purched in the corner and then Shaw leaping off for a corner to corner drop kick into the face of Way as the chair and momentum of Shaw slams into his face causes Way to drop from the corner and then to the outside as he is in a great deal of pain! Shaw gingerly gets up from that huge move as he ducks out of a way of a cane shot as he lands a pele kick that drops Mikey in the corner as Shaw quickly slides out as he tosses in the huge ladder. As he slides back in one of the stylist grab at the leg of Shaw, tripping him chest first onto the ladder as they both slide in and do their best of beating up on Shaw as he fully stands up and laughs at them when they both low blow kick him as Shaw drops to his knees. Tom Hartman: Not this again! Every time Mikey brings the Stylists, it's practically a no brainer that they're going to interfere and- wait look at this! Here comes the cavalry! Dexter Finch: Actually here comes the High Flying Connection Tom! You need to get your eyes checked man. Acer and Seb come running to ringside as they slide into the ring and double clothesline the Stylists over the ropes as they then climb the corners and jump, crashing into the stylists as those four are in a heap on the floor. Mikey comes out to the floor as he canes both Acer and Seb as the stylists slowly get back up and help out with kicks, punches and eye gauges. The crowd goes into a frenzy as they see Shaw has set up and now stands atop of the huge ladder in the ring as he whistles at the men below. Mikey and his stylist look up as Seb and Acer hold onto them as Shaw front flips off into a corkscrew as he comes crashing down on all five men as they drop to the floor in a heap as the crowd chants- Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! As Shaw landed on the outside on the men, Billy Way is tossing tables into the ring as well as another ladder. He leaned that ladder in a teter toter effect against the ropes as both Shaw and Mikey slowly get back into the ring. Way blitzes Shaw by tossing him a chair and then nailing a big boot to it and then turns his focus to Mikey with numerous kicks and punches as he grabbed him in The Billy Way (Swinging Reverse STO.) and then slammed Mikey right into the ladder that was teter totering on the ropes as the outside portion slammed up into the face of Shaw sending him crashing into the floor below that even garners a small "P-dubya-R!" chant! Tom Hartman: Good lord! Dexter Finch: Oh crap! Billy Way messed up Mikey's beautiful face! That's his money maker Tom! Way slowly goes for the pin, it is quickly broken up by Topper who is livid that Way has damaged the face of his protege! Way gives sick smile and pulls Topper fully into the ring as he then planted him quickly with a DDT as he rolled out of the ring and sets up a table. He then grabs Topper as they go to the top of the corner and Way sets up for to vertical suplex Topper all the way out to the floor- but he is stopped when Mikey runs in and cracks a mirror off Way's back! Mikey climbs up the turnbuckle and sets up for an incredibly dangerous top rope Mikey Spike (Boom Shakalaka) onto the mirror in the ring, but Way low blows Mikey and then grabs him by the hair yelled out mockingly to the crowd " I believe " as he leaped out with Mikey and planted him into the table outside with Simply Awesome Buster(Sitout Facebuster)! Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! HOLY SHIT! As Way slowly gets up from the carnage, he slowly starts to go through the ropes only to get dropped by a drop toe hold and then quickly blasted in the face with a running drop kick by Shaw. Shaw takes a long time getting the table that was laying in the ring against the corner and then gathers what's left in the tank and leaps up to that corner. Readying himself for Way, he noticed a sprinting Mikey running towards him, seeing this he leaped then somersaulted towards Mikey as he finished it off, countering with a Frankenstiner that sends Mikey head first through the table as well as through the ring ropes as the momentum had his head bounce off the table knocking him out as he crashed to floor near the laid out stylist, Acer and Seb! Tom Hartman: Good God! I don't think anyone has taken more disturbing bumps in this match than Mikey Mitchell! I may not like his attitude, but I'm growing to really respect his endurance in the ring. Dexter Finch: When he isn't fussing over his hair and taking selfies without Dexter Finch that is. After the move a smirking Shaw fired up the crowd only to be blasted from behind by a chair wielding Billy Way. After denting up the chair on Shaw, Way mocked him with the "I believe" chants as he goes to slap the face and then kick and stomp on Shaw. Way sets him up in the corner as he takes a couple steps back, runs forward and leaps for Feel This! (R-Truth's Corkscrew flying forearm smash) only for Shaw to drop down as Way crashes into the corner and spills to the outside! Shaw readies himself on the apron as Way stumbles to his feet as Shaw spring boards off the ropes and catches Way with a ddt as he takes him out with the ddt on the floor! Shaw staggers to the spanish announce table and empties off the broadcast table as well as tells the announcers he is sorry, he rushes over to Way as he places him on the table. He stops as he notices a laid out Mikey and smirks, he rushes over and plants him atop of Way as he rushes back into the ring as he scoots the 20 foot ladder near the ropes! The crowd is starting to catch on as he takes a long look around the arena as he begins his chant- Billy Shaw: I believe!!! Fans: I BELIEVE! Billy Shaw: I believe that! Fans: I believe that!! Billy Shaw: I believe that we can!! Fans: I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN!!! Billy Shaw: I believe that we can win!!!! Fans: I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN!!! I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN!!! I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN!!! Shaw then leaps off the ladder and right into a corkscrew spin into a shooting star splash as the move Shawanator ( corkscrew shooting star press) all the way down to the spanish announce table compeltely ANNIHILATING all three men and completely destroying the announce table as the announce table dive away from bodies and table debris!! Crowd: HOLY SHIT! THANK YOU BILLY! I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN! THIS IS AWESOME!!! Tom Hartman: I-I-I.... (completely speechless) Dexter Finch: I CAN'T BELIEVE HE F***ING DID THAT! F***! AND I DON'T SAY F*** UNLESS I SEE SOMETHING REALLY F***ING CRAZY!!!! The crowd is in awe of Shaw gingerly crawls over and puts his arm across Billy Way as the ref leaps over for the pin attempt as the crowd EXPLODES in chants for Billy Shaw! ... One ... Two ... Three! Spoiler: click to toggle After the crowd finishes with the ref as they blow the roof off in cheers as Shaw gingerly gets up as he hugs the title and he drops to his knees and cries tears of joy as he gets helped up by Acer and Seb as they help him around the ring as he raises the title up letting the crowd touch it as they head to the back while medics rush to check out Billy way and Mikey. Tom Hartman: I've seen a lot of matches in my time and I have to say that this is one of the most spectacular outings that I have EVER seen! Congratulations to Billy Shaw and same to The Billy Way and Mikey Mitchell for putting on a true classic here tonight! _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We open backstage, where Darius is running the tumbler for the rumble number picks as the camera pans out to show AUB and newcomer "The Canadian Arch-Angel" Brandon Gabriel. The two don't seem to like each other after their recent EWS.com outing as AUB reaches in first and pulls out his number, looking at it with a smirk. AUB: “I’ll be a-lookin’ mighty forward to dis, kind sir. I will take great pleasah in wiping the common rabble from this rumble such as y'self.” Brandon Gabriel: “Heh. Optimism. That’s cute, Colonel Sanders. I’m next!” Brandon is indeed the next one to reach in and grab a number. He looks at it, rubbing his chin. Brandon Gabriel: “I’m not one to borrow lines from a song, but I’ve got a feeling, that tonight is gonna be a good night.” Onto the scene saunters Charles Williams, a smug look on his face, clapping for the two of them in a truly mocking fashion. Charles Williams: “Bravo, bravo. I do suppose the two of you have to at least attempt to ease the inevitable sting of defeat when you’re both thrown over the top rope but someone with such high class such as myself.” AUB: “Sir, I may not appreciate this gentleman beside me, but we can both agree on one thing. We don’t like you-“ Brandon Gabriel: “Colonel Sanders here is right, Williams, we don’t like you, which is one thing we can agree on, but there’s actually a second thing. We’ll work together if it means dumping your smug ass over the top rope!” Charles Williams: “If you two are even there when I enter.” AUB: “We’ll see about that.” AUB scoffs and exits first, with a smirking Brandon Gabriel close behind. Williams then pulls out his number from the tumbler, not really reacting one way or the other, simply accepting his fate or luck as it were. He turns and nearly bumps right into Justin Moreno to a roar from the crowd! Charles Williams: “What in the bloody hell are YOU doing here?” Justin Moreno: “Hiya, broseph. Nice to see you too.” Charles Williams: “Maybe you can’t hear me clearly, you fool. What are YOU doing here? You don’t even work here anymore!” Justin Moreno: “You’re right, Chuck I don’t work here, but I didn’t come here to compete tonight, I came here to confront you.” Charles Williams: “Oh really now?” Justin Moreno: “Oh yeah, definitely. For months now its been eating me alive, your poor sportsmanship at the end of our match. Your piss poor attitude, bro, it’s going to catch up to you, unless you make a change of course, and luckily there’s still time for that.” Charles Williams: “Well, I hate to tell you, but you wasted your air fare. I don’t have time to listen to some overrated, overhyped no talent hack like you. If you’ll excuse me.” Williams goes to leave, but Moreno steps right in front of him. Justin Moreno: “Oh, but I won’t excuse you. Not without asking you one final question. Now is your time to decide how history will remember you. Will you be remembered as one of the all time greats, or will you be remembered as the most honorless coward that we've ever seen?” Williams gives Moreno an intense stare, but you can see the words have affected him a bit, so he just waves a hand in front of Moreno and storms off. Moreno rubs his chin with a small grin. Justin Moreno: “Yeah, you go think about that.” _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ |
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MATCH 5 – Old West Burial Match Hayden McClane vs. Jack Tombstone _____________________________ Cordelia Stewart: The follow contest is the Old West Burial Match (Buried Alive) and will only end when one of the participants is buried alive! The crowd pops as we get a shot of a grave site sitting on one side of the stage, various western themed props surrounding it including a small shack labeled “saloon”, tumbleweeds, cacti, and various maniquens depicting old west archetypes such as the gunslinger outlaw, sheriff, indian (Native American) and even a very life-like looking horse pulling a carriage with dirt in . Cordelia Stewart: Introducing first, weighing in at 230lbs..... HAYDEN MCCLANE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNZBDkwHV34 "It's a Fight" by Three 6 Mafia plays and out walks "The Natural Born Killer" Hayden McClane. He’s wearing a black sleeveless zip up hoodie [with the hood over his face] and the words “TAP OUT” on the back. He wears black MMA gloves, a black t-shirt underneath with “Full Contact Fighter” in blue and red and black and white “TAP OUT” Trunks. Instead of moving down to the ring, he grabs a shovel from the gravesite and waits at the entrance for Tombstone to arrive! Cordelia Stewart: And his opponent, from Vulture City, Arizona... weighing in at 305lbs... .JACK TOMBSTONE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0MIFHLIzZY "Aint No Grave" by Johnny Cash plays as the arena goes dim, a cloud of smoke ushering in “The Bounty Hunter” Jack Tombstone! He proceeds to the edge of the ramp and turns to see McClane fly at him with a shovel shot to the forehead as the bell rings! Tom Hartman: This one’s starting off fast and furious! I doubt this one will even make it to the ring at this rate! Dexter Finch: OUCH! He’s going to rearrange Jack’s face like Little Nicky! McClane continues to slam the shovel viciously on Jack’s back and gets him into a shovel-assisted camel clutch across the throat for several seconds before allowing Jack to crawl on his feet and then running in for an EXPLOSIVE spear that sends both him and Jack off the stage and straight into the grave! McClane and Tombstone continue to fight 6 feet under, but McClane is out of Jack with punches, knee strikes, and stomps! Once he is finished, McClane climbs out of the grave and starts shoveling the dirt on him! Tom Hartman: McClane has come out of the box with pure aggression! This one might be over in seconds at this rate! Jack gets to hit feet in the grave, but McClane relentlessly continues to attack him until Jack slips a rope around one of McClane’s leg in the midst of the fight and climbs out the other side of the grave. McClane tries to take the rope off his leg, but by that point, Jack gets to his feet on the other side of the grave and pulls the rope causing McClane to be tugged into the grave himself as Jack is now the one beating him with a shovel every time he tries to get out! Jack continues to pursue the attack until McClane throws some dirt in his face and climbs out right behind him, throwing Jack through the gates of the old saloon shack nearby and climbs in with him! We get a camera glimpse from inside the shack as the walls appear to be lined with different types of alcohol bottles as there also sits a bar counter and a small wooden table with a few chairs surrounding it- but the most dangerous thing is a barrel labeled “TNT” on it! Dexter Finch: HOLY CRAP they’ve got dynamite! This might become a living looney tunes cartoon real fast! Tom Hartman: So that’s why we have a large fence surrounding the gravesite... I hope that will be enough to catch any shrapnel that goes flying if that things blows! Both trade blows back and forth until Jack grabs McClane by the throat, chokeslaming him back first on the counter and then ramming him all the way across the table, knocking beer bottles all over the place before sliding him off to the wooden floor. Jack hits a facebreaker knee smash goes to big boot McClane’s head through the wall, but McClane dodges and hits a low blow as Jack’s foot crashes through the wall! McClane grabs Jack with a cradle backdrop suplex, smashing him right through the wooden table and then grabs a bottle of heineken off the wall, taking a big swig before pouring the rest on Jack and then smashing the bottle on his back! The room shakes with every shot as bottles come falling from the walls and McClane takes several more bottle and wooden chairs and smashes them over Tombstone, leaving him in a heap and exiting the saloon. Tom Hartman: Lord this thing has turned into a regular bar room brawl! Dexter Finch: Wait, what is Mr. Muscles doing now? McClane is looking around the area near the grave inspecting the manequins and finding various things like a lassou, a flask (which he promptly take a swig out of), playing cards and other mundane things. McClane finally finds something of interest on one of them; a book of matches! McClane goes back into the saloon and starts pouring alcohol everywhere with the intention of setting it on fire- but Jack charges at him and literally floors him with an EXPLOSIVE STO on the wood floor! Jack somehow manages to muscle McClane up with a powerbomb (McClane’s head nearly touches the ceiling) and RAMS McClane back first into a wall full of beer bottles before powerbombing him onto the counter! Jack grabs the matches, lighting a few of them and tossing them in different spots inside the saloon, causing some of the wood and alcohol to ignite into flame! One spot is dangerously close to the TNT barrel as Jack walks outside the saloon and grabs a pack of cigarettes and a small chair near the grave, treating himself as the shack starts to catch flame! Tom Hartman: McClane is in there! I don’t like the guy much either, but he is going to blow up in there! Is Jack Tombstone insane!? Dexter Finch: Uh oh, the audience might be getting showed with McClane’s ashes if he doesn’t get out of there fast! McClane stumbles out of the saloon a few moments later, holding his ribs and tossing a bear bottle at Tombstone as Tombstone gets up and dares him to come at him! Moments later, the shack erupts in FLAME a small EXPLOSION blasting a hole in the back wall of the saloon as the structure starts to collapse, both competitors hitting the deck! Dexter Finch: WOAH HO HO! THAT PLACE LITERAL EXPLODED IN AWESOMENESS!! Jack and McClane recover and go back to battling each other with McClane actually tackling Jack back first into a live cactus, causing pain to shoot up Jack’s body! McClane grabs Tombstone and runs him headfirst into the carriage and the the two fight behind it, McClane whipping Jack into the cage wall behind the Western props and then flying at him with Kryptonite Punch HARD! Jack goes down McClane beats him into the cage wall reminiscent of his MMA days to the point where Jack is a bruised and battered mess! Hayden then picks Jack up in a front chanceery as starts unloading brutal knees before picking him up in a butterfly lock transition into a VICIOUS codebreaker that he calls the 15 Seconds of Hell (Repeated knees from a clinch, into a double butterfly lift, into a code breaker)! Tom Hartman: GOD DAMN THAT IMPACT! You could hear Jack’s skull bouncing off McClane’s knees and he might be legitimately knocked out! Dexter Finch: But isn’t this a buried alive match? So... would McClane still even be able to win this match if he kills him before he can bury him alive? Tom Hartman: It looks like McClane is running into a new problem now; how the hell is he going to haul all 300lbs. of that deadweight over to the grave! As strong as McClane is, he is indeed having a problem moving Jack back towards the gravesite, being behind most of the props by this point. Eventually McClane has an idea as he grabs some rope from one of the mannequins and ties it around Jack’s feet McClane wraps it tight around his own arm and shoulder for leverage and begins to pull Jack across the ground and slowly but surely, he pulls him back right near the grave. McClane slams Jack’s face off the tombstone in front of the grave and then shoves him mercilessly into the grave as he takes a shovel and starts to dump dirt on Jack once again! After several seconds, Jack’s body is mostly covered in dirt as the ref is just about to call the match- when Jack yanks the ropes still attached to his feet and McClane’s armand pulls him back into the grave unceremoniously! Jack grabs McClane in the grave and DRIVES him straight into the dirt with the Hangman's Noose (Impaler DDT) followed by a rope assisted-guillotine choke! McClane is bucking and struggling as much as he can, but even the beastly former MMA fighter isn’t escaping this one as his movement slows to a snail’s pace, the choke nearly blacking him out! When Jack feels satisfied, he lets go, removes the rope from his feet and climbs out of the grave gingerly, moving over to the carriage and operating some sort of spinning mechanism with a handcrank that spins the large carriage around so that the back is hanging over the grave as we can see that the carriage is filled with dirt! Tom Hartman: Oh my! Jack is going to dump that whole carriage full of dirt on McClane! Jack is going to put him in the ground! Jack is just about pull the lever to dump the dirt into the grave when he sees that McClane is up and moving again! McClane slowly climbs out of the grave as Jack grabs a shovel and tries to beat him back into the grave and then eventually grabs McClane by the throat with the intention of chokeslaming him back in, but McClane kicks him in the groin and jumps for the Entrapment (Flying Cross Armbreaker Takedown) out of nowhere! McClane is roaring as he yanks on Jack’s arm while Jack yells out in pain! The big man tries to reach for the shovel, but it is no use! McClane has him synched in, torquing the arm unnaturally for a LONG time until he is good and finished and leaves Jack laying there in a heap near the grave! McClane hits a couple stiff kicks in the ribs and attempts to shove Jack into the grave, but Jack charges him with one arm back first into the carriage! McClane tries to hit him with a lariat, but Jack dodges and drops him with a sick hangman’s neckbreaker! Jack is tending to his arm which appears to be in bad condition, but he is still able to lead McClane towards the front of the carriage, slamming him into the mannequin horse only for McClane to modified belly to belly/back body drop Tombstone over the horse hard onto the ground! McClane goes to pick up Jack and leads him to the top of the dirt filled carriage overlooking the grave! Tom Hartman: Look how high above the grave they are! A fall from their is liable to kill them! Dexter Finch: Aint no grave my ass! McClane teeters Jack closer and closer to the edge with each punch until Jack falls on one knee, completely at McClane’s mercy as he makes some sort of crack at Jack with a smirk! Hayden lifts Tombstone up for the Irish Car Bomb (Ki Krusher), but Jack falls out of the back and counters it into a Tombstone Piledriver straight down on the dirt filled carriage! McClane looks to be out as Jack stands up to a roar from the crowd and makes a cut throat sign, indicating that he is ready to finish this! Jack stalks McClane and waits for him to stand, overlooking the grave several feet below and then grabs him by the throat for a chokeslam! Jack lifts McClane high into the air- but McClane jumps out the back and counters into the Suzuki Double Tombstone putting the exclamation mark on Jack! McClane then takes the rope still tied around his are, and takes it off, using it to hog tie Jack’s hands and feet! Tom Hartman: Jack’s been hogtied! If he gets dropped into that grave, how will he be able to get out?! Dexter Finch: Simple; he won’t. Even I know that Tom. Yeesh. Jack is completely at McClane’s mercy by this point as McClane take his time rolling Jack to the edge of the carriage, and with one last might kick, he shoves Jack all the way off the carriage into the grave, still bound by his hands and feet! We get one last glimpse of Jack Tombstone, practically unconscious and helplessly tied up as McClane laughs as a bloody, beaten mess and then goes to pull the lever, causing the carriage to dump the dirt on top of Jack Tombstone! Spoiler: click to toggle McClane looks damn proud of himself as he stands triumphantly over the grave of Jack Tombstone, raising his arms in victory as the crowd showers him with boos! _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ The crowd roars as the cameras flash backstage and Meghan Cross comes into focus, standing with the Rage women’s title on her shoulder, looking at Freddy Morris. She smiles hearing the reaction and gives a nod into the cameras. Freddy Morris: Backstage with the new Rage women’s champion, Meghan Cross. And Meghan, I know it has to feel fantastic to finally have the belt. Meghan Cross: I can't tell you just how much this means to me in words hun! It feels like it’s the prize I’ve been trying to win on this long journey, but it’s not the culmination of anything for me. I’m amazingly happy that all that hard work to get here paid off, sure, but now that I have it, now begins the new challenge; I want to prove myself as a champion and keep it. So to anyone out there who thinks they can take it… bring it on. Ambiance, Skye… I know you both feel you’re deserving and I’m sure you’re not the only ones. Freddy Morris: So are those the two that you think you want to fight as your first title defense? Meghan Cross: I’ll fight who ever, Freddy. Like I said, there are probably people out there who think I don’t deserve this, but if they get in the ring with me they will understand that I earned this. When it was down to me and Skye, who fought her tail off by the way, I made her tap to give up her shot at this belt. After that, I have no doubt that Skye has what it takes to be a champion someday, but I won't let her or anyone take it without a fight! Freddy Morris: I wanted to ask you about after the match… you know when it appeared Cailin Dillon was going to steal your belt. What were your thoughts on that? Meghan Cross: I actually don’t have anything to say about it. It’s nothing. The crowd boos as the camera pans out and Cailin Dillon approaches Meghan from behind and stops next to her. Cailin looks at the shining gold on Meghan’s shoulder and then up to her face with a smirk. Freddy Morris: Speaking of… Cailin Dillon: I’m sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to point out how great Meghan Cross looks as a champion. Am I right? The crowd quickly changes course and cheers at the sudden about face. Meghan looks down as Cailin seems to take over the interview. Cailin Dillon: Now I might be wrong about this, but I think Skye defeated both me and Ambiance in that match. I think Skye and Meghan would be an unbelievable match for the Rage women’s title, but… I don’t make those decisions. Sometimes it’s Darius, sometimes it’s the shadow guy. Chuckles are heard from the crowd at the soft joke and Freddy covers his face. Meghan looks back up and at Cailin. Meghan Cross: Are you following me? Why do you keep showing up where I’m at? Why did you kiss me? Why did you say those things after the match, when you presented me this belt? Freddy Morris: Wait a minute, what did she say? There’s a silent pause and a stare between Cailin and Meghan. Cailin Dillon: It’s nothing, Freddy. Cailin bites her lip and turns around, walking away quickly. Meghan reaches a hand out like she’s going to stop her, but then keeps herself. Her demeanor changes quickly and she looks angry. Freddy Morris: Meghan, what did Cailin Dillon say to you after the Rage women’s title match at Reckless Endangerment? Meghan Cross: Sorry, Freddy… Meghan bolts past him in the other direction, bumping him slightly as the camera pans to follow her as she disappears through the hallways of the arena. The crowd is uneasy as the cameras shoot back to Tom Hartman and Dexter Finch. Tom Hartman: Well certainly something going on there… Dexter Finch: I’ve always noticed there’s this time of the month where women just get so… Tom Hartman: Anyways, let’s move forward. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ Match 6 – St. Louis Rage Title Match DDV (c) vs. Josh Hominick _____________________________ Cordelia Stewart: The following contest is set for one fall and is for the St. Louis Rage title! Introducing the challenger, from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada..... weighing in at 255lbs..... “The Juggernaut” JOSH HOMINICK! “Fire It Up” by Black Label Society kicks in, and "Juggernaut" Josh Hominick walks out from the back, wearing his black and white, double strapped singlet tights with his trademark white skull with Devil Horns pictured on the front. He’s also wearing a black motorcycle vest, with the same emblem on the back. With a roll of black tap, he finishes his taping of his wrists right there on the ramp, before tossing the roll into the crowd. He walks straight to the ring, never taking his eyes off of it. Pulling himself up onto the apron, he wipes his boots on the apron, and enters the ring, looking around all four sides of the ring at the crowd, before crouching in his corner, working his wrists. "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?" Cordelia Stewart: Introducing, from Boston Mass, weighing in tonight at 215 pounds, he is the St. Louis Rage champion........ DANNY DE VRIES!!! The instrumental opening of P.O.D.s "Boom" rings through the arena as "Hoochiah" rings through the speakers as the St. Louis Rage champion Danny De Vries pulls back the curtain and takes a few steps. He stops, stares hard at the ring and looks around at the crowd, then shouts ‘D-D-V!’ as he pumps his right fist into the air twice and then punches both fists into the air diagonally from his body, holding them in a ‘V’ shape for a few seconds. De Vries then strolls confidently down to the ring, jogging the last few steps and goes to give a kiss to his wife, Ember Garfield, who is sitting at ringside and is several months pregnant by this point. She offers DDV some words of encouragement that make him ever more determined as he slides underneath the bottom rope and roars out to the crowd, oozing intensity (but not the Sean Foster kind). He bounces up to his feet, punching both fists up again and bouncing on the soles of his feet and the goes nose to nose with Hominick the two exchanging harsh words as DDV holds the title in the air before the referee backs them up! Tom Hartman: A very tense situation is brewing here as we are about to witness the long awaited rematch after DDV unseated the Juggernaut for the Rage title at the end of 2014. DDV looks very determined, especially with his wife and soon to be mother of his child, Ember. But one can’t overlook the determination of the former champion Hominick who has been known to steamroll opponents in the past and seemingly will stop at nothing to reclaim what he believes is his. Dexter Finch: Hominick is a beef stick if I’ve ever seen one. Seriously, how did his mother ever squeeze him out looking like that? Tom Hartman: I don’t even know where to begin with everything wrong with that sentence. The bell rings as the crowd is roaring for the two most dominant competitors on Rage, the both of them circling and looking for a test of strength when Hominick tries to kick DDV in the gut- but DDV catches it with ease! What DDV doesn’t expect is for the large Hominick to whip up an enzuigiri him in the back of the head! Tom Hartman: Woah! I’ve never seen the big man do something like that! Perhaps he has added a few moves to his arsenal since last these two squared off? Dexter Finch: All that rigorous training has made him hard as a rock Tom. HE IS HARD! Hominick starts a ground and pound strategy beating DDV into the ropes as the ref tries to intervene, but DDV muscles Hominick Hominick up into an atomic drop in the center of the ring flowed straight into a sharpshooter attempt! Tom Hartman: Look at this! I think DDV caught on and is showing off some new moves in his arsenal as well! Looks like they are both trying to master as many ring techniques as they can so that they can catch their opponents off guard. That’s the mark of a true ring general right there. Hominick kicks DDV back to the center and catches DDV with and elbow when he comes running at him in the lower right corner, giving Hominick an opening to running spear shoulder thrust DDV all the way into the upper left corner like a rampaging rhino as things are starting to really ignite now! Hominick blasts DDV with shoulder thrust while DDV clubs his back, but the second that Hominick lifts his arm for a lariat, DDV slips around and tosses him with a german suplex! DDV goes to whip Hominick across the ring, but Hominick spins through and pulls DDV into a knee in the breadbasket and then snaps a sitting cobra clutch on DDV as the big man wraps his legs around the torso like a muscle bound boa constrictor, choking the life out of DDV- an unusual tactic for him! DDV struggles in the hold, but eventually gets to his feet only for Hominick to cobra clutch suplex DDV across the ring so hard that he tumbles out of the ring on the west side! Hominick follows DDV out and wastes no time picking the champ up and ramming him crotch first into the lower right corner post and then follows through with a back drop throw that gets DDV a full sideways rotation before he lands on the south floor with a THUD! Tom Hartman: Hominick is just ragdolling the champion! Good lord is this man strong! The ref is starting the special 20 count for Rage title matches as this thing gets more and more out of control! ... 1 ... 2 ... 3 DDV crawls towards the south stairs and Hominick charges in for a Toothless bicycle kick that misses and kicks the stairs WAAAY over as DDV then throws the turning Hominick with a Judo armwhip that looks similar to a snapmare and then starts unloading against the barricadde with SICK chops to the chest of Hominick that turn Hominick’s chest red with a SMACK! ... 4 ... 5 - but Hominick snaps DDV and throws him overhead with a belly to belly suplex into the audience section as security is getting the crowd out of the way! DDV’s spine contorts hitting the chairs as Hominick follows him into the crowd, scoop slamming him onto several standing chairs to the groan of the crowd! ... 6 ... 7 Hominick sets DDV in a sitting position on the barricade and runs to big boot him over the barricade back into the ringside area, but DDV jumps for a tornado DDT planting Hominick face first into the chairs! ... 8 ... 9 ... 10 The two of them fight their way further into the stands and up to an isle area overlooking the lower crowd bleachers. DDV picks Hominick up in a fireman’s carry, possibly looking to death valley driver him onto the section of chairs below, but Hominick fights out the back and slams DDV’s face off the railing with a wheelbarrow facebuster complete with a THUNK flowed straight into a german suplex HARD onto the concrete! Dexter Finch: Ooooh that’s gotta hurt! Tom Hartman: Good God! This is concussion city back there! ... 11 DDV is clearly hurting after that one, but Hominick once again wastes little time propping DDV up on the railing for another big boot attempt set to knock him to the sea of chairs below, but DDV averts disaster at the last moment and BIG back body drops Hominick over the railing to the chairs below! Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! ... 12 ... 13 ... 14 These last couple dangerous spots actually has the referee already calling medics to check on these two as Ember looks on with concern etched across her face. DDV eventually stumbles down to Hominick, neither sitting still long enough for medics to check on them as DDV clearly intends to end this one in the ring. DDV begins dragging the battered and bruised Hominick back to the barricade and leans him against it, taking Hominick over the barricade with a big time Boston Strongarm lariat! ... 15 DDV rolls back into the ring to break the count and then back out, attempting to get Hominick back into the ring next, but Hominick counters with a AA spinebuster back first on the lower half of the stairs! Ember cringes in the north audience area as Hominick begins swiping off the newly replaced Spanish commentary table (just a regular table now) and sets up the top stairs nearby, pulling DDV along and setting him up for a powerbomb! ... 16 Hominick makes sure to smirk at Ember as he lifts DDV and throws him straight down through the table with a VICIOUS Powerbomb! Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Tom Hartman: Hominick is a monster! This is a soon to be father that he is trying his best to cripple! You can’t tell me that that isn’t what he’s trying to do! ... 17 ... 18 Hominick makes sure to go over to Ember on the north side, taunting her about how her kid’s daddy will be in a wheelchair by the end of the night before grabbing the champ, rolling him into the ring and stalking him for the Toothless bicycle kick! Ember is pleading for Danny to get up when Hominick charges across the ring and goes for the vicious kick- CAUGHT WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!! Hominick hits the top turnbuckle back first and flops to the mat as both men recover and the crowd goes into an uproar! After several long moments, DDV gets to his feet with a look of reinvigoration about him as he roars out to the crowd and starts him Amping Up sequence with a corner running snap forearm, dragged out to the middle then clinch + Big Knee, then rebound Boston Strongarm to the back of Hominick’s neck dropping him in a heap. DDV then walks into the corner slapping his knee, then and waits for Hominick to rise, flying at him for a running knee trembler- but gets DRILLED with a ribshaking Starstruck Three-point stance spear! Hominick shakes out the cobwebs and covers! ... One ... Two ... Thre-NO! DDV kicks out! Hominick mounted punches DDV for a bit and then picks him up and hoists him over head with an agonizing Strapped Down (torture wrack)! Hominick holds it for several grueling seconds, punishing the rib area of DDV and looking to drop him with a backbreaker- but DDV slips out the back and counters with an inverted headlock backbreaker of his own flowed into a judo-style inverted headlock over-the-back throw flowed straight into a DEEP crossface! Tom Hartman: Back and forth, move for move. These guys know each other so well and are pulling absolutely no punches to prove who is the best once and for all! Dexter Finch: Hominick’s face is going to look like a mixed up Mr. Potato head if DDV keeps that hold on for much longer! DDV has it synched in tight as Hominick struggles around the ring trying his hardest to get a rope break- and succeeds after a long struggle! DDV gets to his feet and stalks Hominick for Dragons Flight (Rolling Release Dragon Suplex)- but Hominick CRACKS DDV in the nose with the back of his head, aand reverses into a full nelson slam on the mat, being sure to give the crowd an “up yours” gesture as he then crotches DDV on the north ropes with a back suplex lift. Hominick then runs to the ropes, leaping to the middle and turning in the air, slamming into DDV with a burning lariat driving him to the floor! Hominick then backs into the middle of the ring as DDV rises and then charges and leaps through the ropes with a double flying forearm/headbutt he calls the Flying Juggernaut! DDV is out on the floor as Hominick notices Ember yelling at him nearby and approaches her in a very uncomfortable fashion, the two exchanging words until Hominick gets too close for comfort and Ember attempts to slap him- only for Hominick to catch her arm! Hominick gives her an almost murderous look when DDV bursts forth and tackles Hominick to the ground like a bat out of hell! The crowd is cheerign DDV on as he hammers away at Hominick for daring lay a hand on his wife and then rolls him into the ring and hits a running knee trembler that drops Hominick like a ton of bricks before calling for the end! DDV goes to lock in the Boston Stronghold' (Elevated Cloverleaf Stretch Muffler)- but Hominick snaps him into a triangle choke! DDV is fading fast as Hominick locks it in tight and DDV goes down as the ref raises his hand, but it goes down! The ref raises DDV’s hand a second time... same result. Ember is cheering her heart out for DDV as the ref raises the hand for the third time..... ONLY FOR DDV to come to with a burst of adrenaline, lifting the massive Hominick up and dropping him with an ASTONISHING Strong Bomb (Sheer drop Powerbomb), but DDV collapses to the mat before he can make the cover! Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! Tom Hartman: What an unbelievable contest! That powerbomb took just about everything out of the champion, but it look like it knocked the challenger’s lights out too! DDV slowly crawls in for the cover! ... One ... Two ... Three..... NOO!!! Shoulder up at the last possible moment! DDV holds his head in disbelief, not knowing what it is going to take to put Hominick down for good, so DDV decides to change his tactics by climbing the lower right buckle! DDv’s climb is a bit too slow as Hominick runs and desperation shoves his legs out, causing DDV to get crotched on the turnbuckle! Dexter Finch: OUCH! Looks like DDV isn’t going to be having anymore kids after that! Hominick climbs up the corner with DDV and hooks him for a superplex- but DDV slips out underneath him in powerbomb position and runs the Juggernaut out to the center with the Spinal Tap (Powerbomb to Leaping Double Knee Backbreaker) as Hominick cringes in excruciating pain! ... One ... Two ... Three....... NNOOOOOOOOO!!!! Hominick still gets the shoulder up! DDV can’t believe it as he stumbles over to the upper left corner this time, noticing Ember cheering him on and with that, he summons every bit of energy that he has left, climbing to the top and measuring up Hominick and then when he’s good and ready.... DDV takes flight through the air with a BREATHTAKING Stargazer (A very graceful shooting star press) landing flush- ON HOMINICK’S KNEES! The crowd groans as Hominick makeshift cradles him over into a pin! ... One ... Two Tom Hartman: HOMINICK’S GOT HIM!! ... Three! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DDV still gets the shoulder up as the crowd is in an uproar! Hominick is LIVID now as he pounds the hell out of DDV and starts rumbling across the ring over and over, building speed as he goes and waits for DDV to get up and when DDV finally does, Hominick swings an unbelievably powerful Meat Hook Lariat- CONNECTING WITH THE REFEREE! The referee gets turned inside out when DDV ducks and Hominick immediately notices his mistake, turning around straight into a desperation DDV Driver (Snapmare Driver) as DDV goes for the pin......... but he doesn’t realize that the referee has been knocked out! Tom Hartman: Good God did you see the whiplash that the referee took?! He might have a broken neck for being in Hominick’s line of fire! Dexter Finch: Poor bastard would have been better off getting hit by a truck after seeing how bad Hominick mangled him on that one. DDV is lucky that that wasn’t him, otherwise he might be in a wheelchair just like that ref probably will be. Medics are checking on the ref as ringside as DDV comes to and goes to check on the ref, not sure of what to do when he walks straight into a Painkiller (iron claw chokeslam) by Hominick! Hominick picks DDV up and hoists him high into the air, driving him straight into the mat with the Juggernaut Press Slam (modified military press powerslam)! With the referee out, Hominick can’t do much however, so he climbs outside the ring and grabs a chair, making sure to taunt Ember who is pleading for him to stop! Hominick climbs into the ring and snaps the chair around DDV’s throat, climbing to the second buckle, looking for a vader bomb that could very well end more than just DDV’s career when.... Tom Hartman: OH MY GOD! MAGNUM WOLF IS HERE!! He must be here for revenge after how Hominick interfered in his EWS Tag Title match at Reckless Endangerment! Hominick gets down off the buckle and looks on at the ramp, waiting for Magnum to come out, but instead, Magnum comes from behind and spins Hominick around straight into an EXPLODER suplex that spikes Hominick HARD on the mat! Wolf pulls the chair off of DDV’s neck and drops it to the mat, lifting Hominick and SPIKING him onto the chair with the Drain Bamage (stalling double underhook implant brainbuster)! And just for added measure, Wolf lifts Hominick up and drills him with the Drain Bamage one more time as Hominick convulses on impact! Wolf smirks at the damage done and then turns around, looking dead ahead at DDV who is staring him down! Tom Hartman: Oh boy! Magnum Wolf and Danny De Vries face to face once again! These former partners have been at each other’s throats and it looks like things could explode! DDV staggers to his feet and starts arguing with Wolf about his interference, the Shooters and all the bad stuff Wolf has done lately! Wolf barely responds, except by grabbing DDV by the throat, spinning on a dime and driving the Rage champion into the mat with a THUNDEROUS Smoking Barrel (Leg Trap Fall-Forward Chokebomb)! Dexter Finch: SMOKING BARREL! Ember better get ready to explain why daddy can’t walk anymore! DDV falls to the mat in a heap as the crowd responds in shock! Wolf decides to leave, but before exiting the ring, he pulls DDV over Hominick! Wolf exits the ring as a new referee comes flying out past him to the ring and counts the pin! ... One ... Two ... Three! Spoiler: click to toggle Tom Hartman: What a shocking finish! Wolf has screwed Hominick and has laid out his former friend and student, DDV! DDV will be leaving the arena on his own two feet or otherwise as the champion, but I know he won’t be happy with the way this ended when he comes to. DDV and Hominick are still barely stirring in the ring as the ref drapes the titles over DDV while up on the stage, Wolf gives a smirk before walking to the back, having made the impact that he wanted tonight. _____________________________ ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** _____________________________ _____________________________ ***SCENE FADES TO BACKSTAGE*** _____________________________ We open with a shot from behind the back of Benedict Iscariot, concealing his face, as he walks down the hallway. A young secretary greets him just outside Darius Jackson’s office. Secretary: “Mr. Iscariot, you’ve got phone calls waiting from a Ms. Marsh and a group of people calling themselves “The Board Of Directors.” Benedict Iscariot: “Thank you, Tracy.” Tracy: “You’re welcome, Mr. Iscariot.” Iscariot opens the door to the office to find Darius Jackson sitting in his chair, looking completely stressed out. Darius Jackson: “Benedict, we need to talk. Listen-AW HELL NAW!” We hear the door shut as the camera slowly pans to the towering monster known as Xavier Smith, to a chorus of boos as he stands behind Benedict Iscariot with a sly grin. Darius Jackson: “I don’t know what he’s doing here, but Xavier was suspended from EWS indefinitely, and he sure as hell won’t be on my show after everything he’s done-“ Iscariot steps forward a bit. Benedict Iscariot: “Darius, I hired him.” Darius Jackson: “Benedict, why?! Don’t you know what he’s capable of?” Benedict Iscariot: “Relax, I get it. I know all about it. Alex Hawke came to me and requested specifically to bring him to Rage, and I must say that he had a pretty er, convincing proposal.... don't worry Darius, I've got this. Itt’s going to be okay.” Iscariot turns and faces the monster, Xavier Smith. Benedict Iscariot: “You’re going to follow MY rules, correct?” Xavier smiles wide, like the cat that ate the canary. Xavier Smith: “Of course I am.” Xavier laughs and begins walking away, and to the shock and rage of one Darius Jackson, Benedict Iscariot begins walking off with Xavier! Darius Jackson: Alex Hawke? What the hell did that shady motherf***er say to you to convince you to bring that maniac in?! Just then, his secretary enters the scene again, whispering something into Benedict's ear. Benedict Iscariot: “I see. Thank you. My apologies, Darius, but I have some business to conduct. We’ll continue this conversation..later. Just trust me... I know what I'm doing” The duo leave, shutting the door, leaving a fuming Darius Jackson stewing at his desk before the scene dissolves to ringside. Darius Jackson: I sure as hell hope you do Benedict... Edited by Brutalikus, Mar 27 2015, 12:30 AM.
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MAIN EVENT – St. Louis Rumble Match! _____________________________ Cordelia Stewart: It is now time for the main event and it is the St. Louis Rumble match! (pausing for effect) The rules of the contest are as follows:
Cordelia Stewart: No introducing the participant who drew entry #1... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCebJodm0lY Spoiler: click to toggle As the opening of "300 Violin Orchestra" by Jorge Quintero hits, a somber orange hue develops the top of the ramp, almost like a nice sunset. Two small cannons rise up on either side of the ramp and they fire off a round of exploding white pyros with a BOOM. The song picks up as the crowd already begins clapping and stomping their feet to the emerging Notch who bobs his head to the music with a grin. He makes his way to the ring, slapping hands with the fans as he goes. He stops half way down the ramp and rubs a pair of dice together. With a carefree toss they are flung forward as an orange pyro blast explodes. The Notch, with a focused look on his face, makes his way to the ring. He scales a turnbuckle and looks out onto the crowd as they give him some serious hero worship. The Notch flings his visor into the crowd and leaps down, taking off his matching button down shirt, looking primed and ready as his music fades out. Tom Hartman: The Notch hasn’t had the best of luck tonight, having lost his match with Aeolus Wrath earlier tonight in controversial fashion and matters are only going to get worse for him since he has to outlast 29 other strong competitors. Cordelia Stewart: And now introducing the participant that drew #2... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyaNlZaVOpc Spoiler: click to toggle "Worlds Greatest " begins at the beginning. The lights in the arena flicker on and off, and as R. Kelly belts out the first lines, the lights blast on A light Red and White. Orion walks out waving a flag with his face etched in stars on it, waving it proudly despite looking almost sick to his stomach that he is in the match this early while Scotty Arniel follows him throwing confetti. He stops and slowly turns around showing off his jacket that has "In Orion We Trust" written in the back. He walks backwards slowly with his head tilted up. Halfway down the ramp he turns back around and lowers his hands, but begins waving to crowd with a big smile being sure to reassure that crowd that he is going to win the St. Louis Rumble. Orion walks the steel steps and then jumps on to the second turnbuckle and pumps his fist. Orion goes in to the top turnbuckle and jumps into the ring. He moves to center if the ring and falls to his knees with his arms stretched out shouting “ORION!” again as the song ends. Dexter Finch: Oh boy! I guess we know why Orion threw a tantrum after Slamsley tricked him earlier. Scotty Arniel: What did you just say?! Tom Hartman: Oh no not you again... Scotty Arniel: Quiet Tim or whatever your name is! I’ll have you know that it was the great Marcus Orion that won the one and only Trial of Chaos match in Empire Pro Wrestling a few years ago and he did it so easily that tonight, he decided to challenge himself by taking the #2 spot and mark my words Bartman, he’ll go all the way and win the St. Louis Rumble! LONG LIVE ORION! The ring is surrounded by referee as one of them raises the Rage title contract briefcase into the air and sets it on a 1st-2nd-3rd place podium near the announce tables, calling for the bell as the crowd roars in approval! Notch and Orion start to circle up in tense fashion as Notch calls for a lockup, but Orion looks at him like, “Really?” and then goes on to lecture the Notch about their shared history in EPW a few years back and about how just like back then, The Notch is going to be out of the match long before Orion wins it. Notch tries to talk back but Orion suddenly ignores him and shouts out to the crowd “LONG LIVE ORION!” to one side of the ring and then when Notch tries to confront him again, Orion does the same thing to the other side of the ring as the crowd absolutely despises him! Orion then goes back to confronting the Notch in the center of the ring, talking about how the crowd loves him more than a “nobody” like the Notch and that’s when Notch snickers to himself and suddenly SLAPS Orion across the face so hard that he goes rolling to the upper right corner as Notch charges in and starts stomping on him! Notch then pulls Orion out to the center of the ring with a bulldog followed by the The West Sider (S2H style bulldog followed by The Worm and a legdrop) as the crowd shouts along “W-O-R-M!” and Notch drops the big leg drop to a HUGE pop from the crowd! Orion backs against the south ropes and calls for a time out and then shouts, “McClane! Get in here!” causing Notch to turn around, but as it turns out, Orion is only bluffing as Orion then grabs Notch and whips him over the ropes on the north side- only for Notch to skin the cat back into the ring! Orion doesn’t notice however as Notch taps him on the shoulder and suddenly whips him over the south ropes- but Orion’s feet are dangling over the floor in a panic as Notch desperately tries to eliminate him while the countdown clock begins! Tom Hartman: We could have an elimination already and here comes entry #3! Scotty Arniel: ORION! NO! I will save you sweet prince! (with that Scotty gets off commentary and waddles over to Orion, but falls flat on his face as Dexter starts laughing his ass off!) 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mZaUE12SZQ Spoiler: click to toggle Deacon Black comes out from the back, looking rather pissed from what happened earlier and being flanked by Komodo who follows him down to the ring. Notch hasn’t even taken notice as he is desperately trying to kick-shove Orion off the apron to the floor, but Scotty Arniel crawls under Orion’s feet and allows Orion to stand on his back, preventing Orion’s feet from touching the floor! Dexter Finch: HAHA! He’s using Scotty as a footstool! Why didn’t I think of that?! Meanwhile, Deacon enters and comes from behind Notch, tossing him over the ropes as both Orion and him are dangling from the ropes using only their arms and Scotty as a footstool! Orion and Notch comicly try to knock each other off Scotty’s back while Deacon tries to kick them out from inside the ring- and that’s when Komodo gets involved by pulling both Orion and Notch off the ropes in a powerbomb position! Tom Hartman: Komodo has Orion and Notch completely removed from the ring! They’re gonners for sure! Komodo turns around and tries to powerbomb them both into the barricade, but in desperation, both Notch and Orion get their hands on the ropes and both of them struggle enough to where they both manage to hop off Komodo’s shoulders back onto the apron and then roll through the ropes to safety while Deacon gloats, having thought that they’d been eliminated as the countdown begins! Dexter Finch: Holy Shnikies! They are still in this and it looks like we are counting down! 3, 2, 1, Ah-ah-ah! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLa0-sQg1YM Spoiler: click to toggle Dexter Finch: It’s the Japanese Tigger! The wonderful thing about Tigger’s is that he’s the only one! Deacon, Orion and Notch are fighting as the “Japanese Trigger” Togo Oni sprints to the ring and gets met by a jumping discuss knee strike attempt from Deacon Black, but Oni kicks him in the gut and out of the air with a pin point accurate shuffle side kick! Orion hits Oni with a knee to the bread basket followed by european uppercuts into the lower left corner as he attempts eliminate Oni over the corner, but Oni hangs on and Notch grabs Orion from behind with a backdrop lift and crotches Orion on the south ropes to a laugh from the crowd. Orion hangs their as Oni gets to a standing position on the corner, jumps and cuts Orion across the back of the head with The Trigger (springboard ax kick) , spilling him onto the mat in a heap! Meanwhile, Deacon takes Notch down with a very well executed springboard knee strike and then clotheslines Oni over the the south ropes, but Oni hangs on! Deacon then grabs Notch and goes for the Black Damage (Brain Buster), but Notch counters into the The Sugar Notch (Fisherman’s DDT) as the countdown clock starts! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYWklAV_cwQ Spoiler: click to toggle Williams looks to be in a foul mood as he stomps his way down to the ring, mouthing off to the referee’s surrounding the ring, telling him that he’ll enter the ring when he is good and ready! Tom Hartman: It looks like Williams is none too happy with his position in this rumble match or the fact that his old rival Justin Moreno is in the building watching this match tonight. In the ring, Notch and Oni are fighting with Deacon and Orion while Williams continues to cause a scene on the outside. Notch-Orion ends up in the upper right corner while Deacon-Oni ends up in the lower left corner, Orion and Deacon both using cheap shots to win their respective exchanges. Then they look at each other, nodding in agreement as they irish whip Notch and Togo towards each other in the center of the ring, but Notch uses his veteran savvy to slide on all fours in the center of the ring as Oni flings towards him, springs off his back and plants Orion in the chest with a shotgun dropkick that pushes Orion back first into his corner at full force! Deacon comes running at Notch, but Notch catches him with a flapjack as Oni springs into the air, taking him to the mat with a cutter (3D)! The countdown starts again, but that’s when Williams sneaks in the ring behind Notch’s back and BLASTS him on the jaw with a High Class Strike (superman punch) 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w29QjvGg3U4&list=PLB7B5081671C8B341 Spoiler: click to toggle The second member of the New Tokyo Drift, Kaz Hashimoto rushes down to the ring as Williams and Oni do battle as Kaz and Oni begin teaming up on Williams with various strike combinations and then take Williams out with a leg sweep and spinning wheel kick combo! Kaz sets Williams up for the Limitless Explosion (Wheelbarrow facebuster (Kaz) / Cutter (Oni) combination), but Deacon comes from behind and low blows Oni dropping him with a spinout powerbomb while Williams counters the wheelbarrow hold from Kaz into a bulldog. Williams and Deacon get up and confront each other in the center of the ring! Tom Hartman: This is interesting, we’ve got a staredown by two former stablemates in the Gentlemen of Fortune! Will they work together or are they too far beyond that at this point? Deacon apparently is trying to convince Williams to join forces with him in this match.... and Williams seals it with a handshake! Williams and Deacon turn their focus to eliminating Oni and Kaz when suddenly Williams whips around and blasts Deacon in the face with another High Class Strike (superman punch)! Dexter Finch: WOAH! I guess this ring is only big enough for one pompous rich snob.... and a bunch of other guys, but still.... Williams whips Deacon over the ropes to the outside of the ring near the announce tables- but Komodo catches Deacon and lays him on one of the announce tables to rest as the countdown clock is ticking! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nFKPVfDrgU Spoiler: click to toggle Williams continues to work away at Notch, Orion, Kaz and Oni in the ring. Meanwhile instead of Jason White entering the ring, he makes his way around the ring straight towards Deacon on the English Commentary table! Tom Hartman: Uh-oh! Not only do we have Deacon laying out in front of us, but we having Jason White presumably trying to eliminate him right here! Dexter Finch: Hit the deck! (Dexter dives out of the way even though nothing has happened yet, looking like an idiot in the process.) White makes his way towards Deacon, but Komodo blocks his path as the two slug it out back and forth! Komodo goes for his signature Thug 4 Hire (chokeslam backbreaker), but White jumps out the back and locks Komodo in the Whitemission (Kata ha jime) on the floor while Deacon begins to teeter precariously on the table, knowing that if he touches the floor, he’s eliminated! White lets go of his choke and then gets up in an attempt to throw Deacon off the table to the floor, but Deacon swings a buzzsaw kick off the table at White’s head level and connects, knocking White to the floor! With White and Komodo on the floor, Deacon demonstrates his surprising agility by using their backs as stepping stones from the table and somehow he is able to leap back to the ring apron and roll in to safety Tom Hartman: Man that was close! I can’t believe that Deacon managed to cross from our table to the ring over the backs of his ally and former ally! Dexter Finch: He’s like Frogger! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIPS4LyveJs Spoiler: click to toggle A spotlight hovers around the arena to find Slamsley sitting amongst the crowd as he stands up and makes his way down to the ring through the audience and immediately gets in a fist fight with Orion as soon as he slides into the ring! Tom Hartman: Well it looks like #8 was originally Marcus Orion’s entry number until he made a bad bet with Slamsley earlier! Orion looks none-too happy about that! White also slides into the ring and tackles Deacon as the two of them begin to brawl it out and even roll out of the ring under the ropes on the north side. Kaz and Togo notice the two of them fighting and run the ropes diving through them with a tandem suicide dive that harpoons both White and Deacon into the barricade! Tom Hartman: The action is even spilling out of the ring with all of the chaos going on! Remember folks, they went through and under the ropes, so none of these guys have been eliminated yet. In the ring, Slams eventually picks Orion up on his shoulder for a front powerslam, but Williams darts in for an Ode to Wyndham (Superkick) that floors Slams and together he and Orion attempt to throw Slams out over the ropes, but Slams hangs on! The two of them try so hard to eliminate Slams that they don’t notice the Notch come from behind and drop both of them with a reverse DDT! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McIxMlOXbS0 Spoiler: click to toggle Dexter Finch: Why does it suddenly smell like KFC in here? Tom Hartman: That’s because Kentucky’s own Ambrose Ulysses Beauregarde is here and if you’ll remember a few weeks ago, he vowed to eliminate his old stablemate, Charles Williams after things turned sour with them. Ambrose takes his time strutting down to the ring with Miss Jessie Rae and his bodyguard/butler Freeman. The refs try to usher him into the ring, but he spends a long time making sure to converse with every referee around ringside, leading some to accuse him of just trying stay out of the ring as long as he can. Meanwhile, Kaz and Oni roll White and Deacon back into the ring and join the fray that involves the Notch, Slams, Williams and Orion already. There are several elimination attempts from most of them, but nobody manages to get far with them as the countdown starts again! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liW-kWFiXtQ Spoiler: click to toggle As soon as the imposing figure of Chris Evans steps out onto the stage followed by his manager Joey Parker, all of the action in the ring comes to a hault, but you even find the strange instances of “face” and “heel” guys helping each other up so that the 8 of them can take on the 6‘8“ powerhouse together! Evans enters the ring and immediately gets jumped on by Deacon, Orion, White, Kaz, Oni, Notch, Williams and Slamsley- but somehow Evans still fights back and starts throwing them around like ragdolls! While this is going on, Ambrose sneaks in from behind and BELTS Williams in the back of the head with his titanium cane before passing it back out to Freeman! Ambrose attempts to eliminate Williams over the lower right corner, but Williams is dead weight while Evans throws Deacon with a throwing scoop slam, knocks Oni out of a springboard crossbody with a big boot, samoan drops Kaz, spinebusters the Notch, discus elbows White and finally squares up in the center of the ring with another big hoss- Slamsley McBody! Slamsley and Evans go back and forth with punches and Slamsley actually wins the exchange when Evans goes for a big boot but gets caught and thrown with a mighty t-bone suplex! Evans leans up against the ropes as Slams runs the ropes looking to eliminate him- but Joey Parker grabs his leg to stop him! Slams takes a swat at Parker, only to turn around straight into a collosal big boot from Evans dropping him to the canvas! Most everybody is down in the ring except Evans and AUB as the countdown clock starts again! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZEJMTM4aIA Spoiler: click to toggle Dexter Finch: WHAT?! Where did he come from? Tom Hartman: It’s Mercer Prime! This man was making big waves in Rising Sun several months ago, but what is he doing here? Prime lumbers down to the ring and goes face to face with Chris Evans in the center of the ring, the two sharing a staredown to a large pop and then start immediately throwing HUGE strikes to each other! Around them, we have Ambrose still trying to eliminate Williams over one of the corners, Oni and Kaz stomping away at Deacon in the upper right corner when their old rival White taps them on the shoulder and orders them to back up before running in with a knee strike straight to the face of Deacon! Dexter Finch: Holy crap! I think I just saw a tooth fly out! If anyone finds it, tell me because I can put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy, Dwayne Johnson. Tom Hartman: We are a little over the 15 minute mark folks, and both Orion and Notch have been in the whole time... Speaking of Orion, I don’t think anyone knocked him out recently, so why is he laying down in the corner like that? Orion is indeed laying sprawled out in the upper let corner, seemingly trying to make his presence low-key for once while Prime and Evans battle around the ring when Prime finally counters a big haymaker into a Primal Slam (Full Nelson Slam) and gives an animalistic roar to a bigtime pop from the crowd! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFUjwj_RB5o Spoiler: click to toggle Dexter Finch: What? The Stylists are competing in this match! My bet is that he doesn’t last 10 seconds! Tom Hartman: I’m going with 5. Rupert comes out with Thad rubbing his shoulder and telling him that he’s got this and then Thad runs full tilt to the ring and goes for a flying forearm at Mercer Prime- but Prime catches him in a military press and tosses him clear out of the ring! Rupert has been eliminated! Dexter Finch: HAHAHA! We need to get some slow motion replays of that stat! Tom Hartman: And with that we have the first elimination of the match! While this is going on, Chris Evans starts fighting with Oni, White and Kaz, allowing Deacon to sneak away and attempt to dump Mercer Prime over the ropes from behind! Prime barely hangs on however as Deacon is trying desperately to take him out! Even AUB stops trying to get rid of Williams long enough to help Deacon attempt to eliminate Prime, but they still can’t get the job done! Elsewhere in the ring, Williams and Orion are still pretty much out in the corners while Notch and Slams get back in this thing by grabbing Deacon and AUB from behind and tossing them with tandem german suplexes! Prime climbs back in to safety as the countdown starts! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb_pPrVYgEo Spoiler: click to toggle The lights go out as bright green lasers light up the backstage area while a lone figure steps through the entrance way- MIKE CRAVEN! Tom Hartman: It’s “The Dragon” Mike Craven! We haven’t seen the former EWS Jr. Heavyweight champion in EWS for months, but now he is back and in the rumble! The lights return to normal as Craven rushes down to the ring to a BIG pop from the crowd and starts lighting into everybody! He kicks things up a notch by tossing the Notch with a belly to belly suplex, throwing Kaz with a hip toss, counting the springboarding Oni with a spinebuster, dodging a Texas Kick (bicycle kick) from White and throwing him with a german suplex and then countering a lariat from Slamsley into the Perception Check (Skull Crushing finale) and then catches AUB with a Fireball Spear (Goldberg style-spear)! Craven is then leveled from behind by Chris Evans who then picks him up for a two handed choke bomb, but counters it into a beautifully executed rolling armbar as Evans is groaning in pain! That is until Williams springboards into an Air England (Springboard into either a 450° splash) straight on Craven! Tom Hartman: It looks like Williams is back in this thing and remember folks, these two have a history after Craven successfully defeated Williams for the EWS Jr. Heavyweight title awhile back. Williams goes to work on Craven and then lifts him up looking for the England Driver (Pumphandle half nelson driver), but Craven somehow counters midair into a crazy looking Perception Check (Skull Crushing finale)! Practically all of the 13 guys in the ring are down as the countdown clock begins! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f8I4foA9Nw Spoiler: click to toggle The crowd counts down with the clock as finally the buzzer comes out, fans craning their necks to see who the next entry is, when suddenly what sounds like Latin pop mixed with some kind of standard cheesy 90s pop kicks in.. Tom Hartman: “Who is-aw, not this guy!” Indeed, Topper has emerged, spinning around and dancing, generally making a complete ass of himself, the fans booing his every move. Dexter Finch: “Tom, why are they booing? We couldn’t get the Topper’s hit from his 1994 album “Stop And Think It Over.”, “Never Let You Down” for copyright reasons, so we had to go with this music. I kinda like it though! Tom Hartman: “Dex, I hate to tell you, but I think you’re the only one.” As Dex snaps along to the music and is enjoying himself, Topper pulls a mic from his pocket as he makes it to ringside, his music fading out, all combatants still down in the ring. Dexter Finch: “Do you think he’s going to sing, Tom?” Tom Hartman: “He’s hoping he decides against that, Dex, but one thing is for sure, I don’t think anybody expected Topper to enter this thing.” Topper: “How ya feeling? Are you feeling good?” Topper actually says this to both the crowd, who continues booing, and to some of the down participants in the rumble, who obviously don’t respond. Topper shrugs. Topper: “Oh well, I guess they just can’t handle the raw star power of me, your ol’ pal, Scott Topper! But you know what this rumble needs? No, I’m sorry, I’m not getting enough money for this gig to play your favorite 90‘s sensation, “Stop and Think it Over", but never fear all my little Toppers out there, cause I created a brand new song for this rumble, made exclusively for all of you by yours truly, Scott Topper! Somebody hand me my keytar and hit my music!” The lights actually go down as a single spotlight shines on Topper, as he starts singing, playing his keytar, and dancing, whether he’s good at any of them is questionable, the crowd giving near nuclear levels of heat for this. Dexter Finch: “He’s singing, Tom! He’s dancing! He’s a singing and dancing machine, and look at that sweet white keytar! I wish I had one.” Tom Hartman: “This is not how our fans were hoping this night was going to go.” Suddenly the lights go back to normal as the crowd pops, Topper obviously thinking it’s for him, jamming out a bit on his keytar before turning and running right into.. all 11 participants (excluding Orion who is still pretending to be knocked out) in the ring! Evans, Deacon, AUB, Williams, Craven, Notch, Slamsley, Oni, Kaz, White and Prime all surround Topper and start beating the living hell out of him to a tremendous POP from the crowd! Evans takes Topper’s keytar and bashes it against his head, the 11 of them then hoisting Topper collectively above their heads and dumping him out to the floor just as the countdown begins! Scott Topper has been eliminated! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlznNbMjePo Spoiler: click to toggle Tom Hartman: We’re halfway through this rumble now with “Marvelous” Mikey Mitchell and the ring is filling up with tons of guys now who want so badly to win this rumble match that they’ll do just about anything to stay in it! Mitchell’s Stylist make sure he is looking good before he proceeds down the ramp, crossing paths with his manager Topper who tells him to get rid of all the garbage in the ring for treating him so disrespectfully! Meanwhile, in the ring 11 of the guys are still brawling as Deacon Black has broken off into yet another fight Jason White, Slamsley Prime and Notch are once again working to eliminate Chris Evans, Williams and AUB are trying to fullfill their vows of eliminating each other and Craven is getting dissected by Oni and Kaz who hit him with the Limitless Explosion Limitless Explosion (Wheelbarrow facebuster (Kaz) / Cutter (Yoshi) combination) and then attempt to eliminate him. Deacon is finally fed up with this as he commands Komodo to get in here and starting causing havoc! Komodo slides in the ring behind Jason White and helps Deacon northlights suplex him over the ropes to the floor! Jason White has been eliminated! White is pissed off as Deacon sees Kaz and Oni trying to eliminate Craven on the west side as him and Komodo sneak over behind them and dump Oni and Kaz to the floor as well right in front of Mikey Mitchell! Togo Oni and Kaz Hashimoto have been eliminated! Tom Hartman: That dastardly son of a bitch! Deacon has now been involved in four eliminations, but I don’t think he has been responsible for a single one on his own! Dexter Finch: Well if the referees are going to let a hulking bodyguard at ringside, things like this tend to happen. Mikey Mitchell is still outside and trying to physically pull Craven out of the ring- and he succeeds as Deacon and Komodo kick at Craven from inside the ring and eventually cause Craven to lose his grip falling to the floor! Mike Craven has been eliminated! Craven and Mitchell get into shout-off and shoving contest on the outside as the referees eventually have to break it up. Inside the ring, we still have The Notch, Marcus Orion, Deacon Black (+ Komodo), Charles Williams, Slamsley McBody, AUB, Chris Evans and Mercer Prime are still in this one as the countdown begins for the second half! |
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| Brutalikus | Mar 25 2015, 12:41 AM Post #5 |
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The Unremarkable
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10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7TkzqrAdE8 Spoiler: click to toggle Tom Hartman: Ooooooh man.... here comes trouble. Earlier tonight we saw this man mangle the equally imposing Jack Tombstone and bury him right near the stage. There might be room in that grave for a few more if he has anything to say about it. Dexter Finch: Speaking of which, Jack Tombstone is still in that grave isn’t he? Dude’s totally dead by now. That’s kinda grim. McClane makes his way down the ramp, taking a moment to go over to the grave near the stage that he buried Jack Tombstone in earlier and spits on it before heading down to the ring with a confident smirk! Again, the exhausted crew The Notch, Deacon Black (+ Komodo), Charles Williams, Slamsley McBody, AUB, Chris Evans and Mercer Prime and the fresh but still damaged Mikey Mitchell all stop what they are doing in the ring and await McClane who casually walks down to the ring and slides immediately tossing Mikey halfway across the ring with an Exploder Bodycheck (Pounce)! Komodo is summoned to attack McClane and then the mammoth Chris Evans also jumps on him, but McClane powers out an catches Evans with a Marufuji Capture Suplex and then bulldozes Komodo over the ropes to the floor! Dexter Finch: Komodo is eliminated! Tom Hartman: He was never in the match to begin with! Deacon tries backing into the lower left corner trying to bribe McClane with money to leave him alone and at first McClane is considering it- but while this is going on AUB, summons Freeman into the ring as the former bare knuckle boxer gets into the ring and starts teeing off on McClane, actually teetering the brutish Irishman! Freeman is hitting McClane HARD, but McClane’s MMA background shows that he is no fool and pick up spears Freeman to the mat where he starts a ground and pound assault! McClane gets up as Freeman staggers to the east ropes and looks ready to plow him over the ropes as well when suddenly Orion comes running across the ring and clotheslines Freeman out for himself and than triumphantly shouts, “ORION!” and holds up one finger to indicate that he thinks he just got his first elimination to the crowd who is laughing at him! Dexter Finch: What? Orion is still in this thing? I thought he was sleeping! Tom Hartman: He’s been laying low for so long that I don’t think anyone noticed he was still around, but the joke is on him because he seems to think he just eliminated Freeman from the match when Freeman was never in the match to begin with! McClane looks almost insulted, but Orion slaps him on the shoulder and awaits the next entry while McClane seems to be contemplating eliminating Orion himself! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk Spoiler: click to toggle The lights go dark as the bell tolls and then after a few seconds, the lights strike back on to reveal The Preacher to a shocked pop from the crowd, holding his signature baseball bat! Dexter Finch: HE’S BACK! Tom Hartman: It’s The Preacher! I knew we’d have some surprise entries, but I had no idea that one of them would be the former Rage champion and EWS Hall of Famer himself! McClane is anxiously awaiting his chance to tangle with the Preacher as Orion is trying to discuss a game plan where he hides while McClane does the heavy duty stuff, but they are interrupted from behind by AUB who has retrieved his titanium cane from Miss Jessie Rae and slams it into the back of the head of Orion and then nails McClane with it, stumbling him back! Preacher enters the ring and starts wailing on Orion and McClane with the baseball bat and when him and Ambrose are finished, they get in a staredown in the center of the ring! Preacher spits right in AUB’s face and Ambrose pulls out a dueling glove and shouts, “You have insulted mah honor good sir and f’that, I challenge ya to a duel!” and slapping Preacher in the face with it! With that, Preacher and Ambrose start swinging their bat and cane respectively at each other, the two implements clashing against each other several times until Ambrose wins the duel by knocking the bat out of Preacher’s hands and laughing briefly- but it is cut short when Preacher jumps into the air and takes AUB down with a Genesis (Rko)! The crowd is loving this as Deacon and Williams rush Preacher into the upper right corner and attempt to eliminate him while Slamsley starts to fight with McClane who is bleeding from the forehead but doesn’t seem to care less! Meanwhile, Orion tries to get out under the ropes, but he is pulled back in by the Notch as the first two entrants start beating the hell out of each other in the upper right corner, and Evans and Prime are going at it in the lower right corner while the countdown timer ticks down! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3maemHRKjw Spoiler: click to toggle Tom Hartman: It’s Acer Stone! This young man has shocked the world before on several occasions, especially when he was the first person to ever unseat Charles Williams for the High Octane title sometime back! Can you imagine the underdog story this would make if Acer could go all the way to the end and win this whole thing? Acer rushes to the ring with a ton of energy, sliding in under the ropes and starts going to work on Deacon and Williams with stiff kicks, pulling them back towards the center of the ring and planting them with a swinging DDT that gets Acer a ton of elevation when he jumps! Orion is in the corner having just poked Notch in the eyes when Acer runs in jumping double knee strikes Orion in the chest, transitioned to a monkey flip that tosses the #2 entry across the ring! Mikey and AUB attack Acer from behind and attempt to toss him over the east ropes, but Acer hangs on, runs to the lower left turnbuckle and takes them both down with a double diving bulldog! Acer is on a roll, but that is put to an end when Preacher catches Acer out of nowhere with a Genesis (Rko)! Preacher attempts to eliminate Acer over the upper right corner while Notch-Orion, McClane-Slams and Evans-Prime continue. During this, Slams is surprising McClane by being able to keep up with him and Slams even attempts to dump McClane out with a fireman’s carry, but McClane slides out the back and spikes Slams HARD on the back of his neck with a german suplex that causes Slams to roll out to the floor as the referee’s check on him! Tom Hartman: Good lord! Slamsley might be out cold! Dexter Finch: What happens if a guy gets knocked out instead of the top rope? Do you think Slams will be able to come back a couple weeks later and claim that he is the unofficial winner of the rumble? McClane stalks Notch from behind and waits for him to turn around and when he does, McClane BLASTS him with a sickening Busaiku Flying Knee Kick and then unloads on the veteran with the heinous 15 Seconds of Hell (Repeated knees from a clinch, into a double butterfly lift, into a code breaker) that might have legitimately knocked the Notch out! Tom Hartman: Oh my God! The Notch looks to be unconscious! We need medics down here now! McClane and Orion are looking to eliminate the Notch when... 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! FEED MY FRANKENSTEIN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rglNMh5qtPo Spoiler: click to toggle Orion’s eyes go WIDE like he’s seen a ghost as the crowd goes into an UPROAR at the arrival of Vincent Thorn! Tom Hartman: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING! VINCENT THORN IS HERE! Thorn, now sporting longer hair (https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608048411906411284&pid=15.1&P=0) walks down to the ring and points straight at Orion and McClane as Orion immediately dives out through the ropes while Thorn rushes the ring and goes toe-to-toe with McClane! The two former stablemates from the EPW era are throwing HUGE bombs at each other, but McClane is still the stronger of the two and wins the exchange, only to get caught with a BIG TIME VTS (Jumping Cutter)! The crowd is loving this as McClane staggers to his feet and Thorn comes in with a full-force clothesline spilling McClane from the ring! Hayden McClane has been eliminated! Orion slides back in from behind Thorn and tries to eliminate him, but Thorn hangs on as Orion is trying so desperately to get rid of his old protege! Orion is trying everything he can shove Thorn off the apron, but Thorn jumps into the air and drops Orion with a VTS (jumping cutter) throat first across the top rope! Orion rolls all the way to the north ropes as Thorn gets back in, runs and cactus clotheslines them both over the ropes to the floor! Marcus Orion and Vincent Thorn have been eliminated! The fight escalates on the outside as Thorn and Orion go at it with Orion trying to sneak away several times, but Thorn jumps back on top of him and beats the living snot out of him over and over again until officials have to filter down to the ring as practically every referee in the area is trying to restrain them! Meanwhile in the ring, the Notch remains in the ring, albeit practically unscious as medics check on him on the west side while Slamsley stumbles back into the ring with Deacon, AUB, Williams, Evans, Prime, Mitchell, Preacher and Acer all left over as the countdown begins! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2YiRgGjF1Y Spoiler: click to toggle The crowd pops HUGE for His Airness as Billy Shaw appears to be tending to some bruised spots from earlier but is still feeling great as the crowd chants, “I Believe We Can Win!” The refs are still occupied with the Thorn-Orion situation however as McClane shoves his way past the referees and exploder bodychecks Thorn so hard that he smashes through the barricade! Dexter Finch: Those referees better get out of the way because Hayden McClane hits harder than a car! But what is Billy Shaw doing? Is he hiding under the ring? Cause that’s what I’d do. Billy Shaw is indeed digging under the east side of the ring- pulling out the 20-foot ladder from his match earlier! Shaw sets it up right on the ramp as Slams, Deacon, AUB, Williams, Evans, Prime, Mitchell, Preacher and Acer all collect in the center of the ring just in time for Shaw to climb the ladder and SOAR through the air with diving plancha into the ring that floor EVERYONE as the crowd chants... Crowd: I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN!” Tom Hartman: Listen to this crowd cheering for Billy Shaw! You have to believe that he is one of the fan favorites going into this match and if the crowd has anything to say about it, Shaw may just be the man to win this whole- Dexter Finch: - Wait their goes British Boy! Somewhere in the midst of this, Slamsley dodges an Ode to Wyndham (Superkick) and throws Williams over the ropes to the floor! Charles Williams is eliminated..... or is he? Williams hits the floor and starts throwing a fit until he notices that none of the referees actually saw him get eliminated! With that, Williams sneakily reenters the ring as if he had never been eliminated at all! Tom Hartman: That sneaky bastard! Williams was clearly eliminated, but the referees were too occupied with breaking up the situation with Orion, McClane and Thorn here at ringside! Speaking of which, McClane has by this point locked Thorn in a guillotine choke so hard that Thorn goes limp until the referees finally manage to break McClane off of him, security escorting him and Orion to the back while medics rush down to the ring with a stretcher which they eventually wheel Thorn to the back in! In the ring, Williams blindsides Slamsley while, Deacon, AUB, Prime, Evans, Mitchell, Preacher, Acer and Billy Shaw are still trying to eliminate each other! Tom Hartman: We are two-thirds of the way to the end, so who could we possibly see next? 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2dJxFIV28Y Spoiler: click to toggle The Kumquat Kid makes his way out to the ring followed by his army of goofy characters called the Kumquats of Acme! KK throws himself backwards and the KoA catch him and move down the ramp putting him on the ladder standing in front of them and KK climbs up top, diving at the crowd in the ring just like Shaw did a few minutes earlier, but this time everyone dives out of the way except Evans who is caught in the middle with a high flying crossbody from the top of the 20 foot ladder! KK staggers to his feet as the Preacher is stalking him, causing the crowd to instantly boo as it brings back memories of Preacher’s bloody feud with KK sometime ago and Preacher then goes for the Genesis (Rko)- but gets countered into an UNBELIEVABLE Pez Dispenser (Cross Rhodes) counter to a big time pop from both crowd and the Kumquats of Acme at ringside! With that, Kumquat Kid sends Preacher soaring over the ropes to the floor, but not before Deacon reaches out of the ring and two-hand touches Preacher on the way down! The Preacher has been eliminated! Tom Hartman: Wait... did Deacon just try to help with that elimination? No wait... maybe he’s trying to take credit for it! That fiend! Dexter Finch: What’s so bad about that? It got the job done, didn’t it? Who cares if it is a moral dillema? Ambrose bullrushes KK from behind and tosses him out of the ring- right into the hands of the Kumquats of Acme who set him right back on the apron while AUB runs right into a spear from Mercer Prime! Williams goes in for a High Class Strike (superman punch) to Prime, but Prime catches him in powerslam position while Slamsley grabs Mercer from behind and tosses Mercer with a german suplex while Prime tosses Williams with a fallaway slam that gets Williams caught up in the ropes, but he doesn’t go over! Shaw and Acer are trying to eliminate Mikey in the lower right corner as the countdown begins again! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my6bfA14vMQ Spoiler: click to toggle The third member of the High Flyin’ Connection rushes to the ring slapping hands with fans before sliding in and immediately going to help Acer and Billy Shaw push Mikey out of the ring, but Mikey continues to linger by a thread! It’s at this point that Deacon rallies AUB and Williams- the former Gentlemen of Fortune and convinces them to work together to eliminate the High Flying Connection from behind! The three of them stalk their prey when Williams suddenly turns on a dime an Ode to Wyndham (Superkick) and then dumps Ambrose over the ropes to the floor! Ambrose Ulysses Beauregarde has been eliminated! Ambrose comes to fairly quick in rage and pulls Williams through the ropes to the floor and starts stomping the hell out of him for his betrayal! Tom Hartman: Williams called his elimination and took out Ambrose! Ambrose certainly isn’t taking it very well either! This whole thing results in Deacon being the only one to rush Shaw, Acer and Seb as he gets pissed at Williams and AUB for leaving him hanging like that and the High Flyin’ Connection takes advantage with a Polish Stunner (back kick to stunner variant) followed by a Stone Cutter (scissors kick), a Backflip Disaster (springboard Moonsault Senton, with theatrics; opponent lying down), a shining wizard from Seb and finally a Stuntin' 101 (Springboard corkscrew moonsault)! This whole sequence also allows Mikey to roll to safety as The High Flyin' Connection continues to do cool triple team moves on Deacon! In the center of the ring, Prime and Slams tyr to team up to eliminate Evans, but exhausted as they are, Evans levels them with double running lariat! Evans picks up Mercer and uses his incredible strength to buckle powerbomb him and then goes for Slams, only for Slams to lock him up and Throw Away The Key (Anaconda Vice)! Meanwhile the whole High Flyin’ Connection goes to eliminate Deacon, but Deacon hits a double uppercut low blow to Acer and Seb simultanously and then kicks Billy in the groin, flooring all three as he catches his breath, looking totally punch drunk! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNU3ubeoLS4 Spoiler: click to toggle Tom Hartman: And here we have the official debut of "The Canadian Archangel" Brandon Gabriel, and what an opportunity for this young man as he has a chance to win a Rage title contract in his debut! Gabriel walks right by AUB on his way out and waves “bye-bye” to him, causing Ambrose to want to cane him, but Miss Jessie Rae restrains him as Gabriel dives into the ring, ignoring Slams who is still wrenching the hold on Evans and goes right for Deacon Black, trying to eliminate him right away, but Deacon resists, going for a back elbow to the face, but gets caught with The Archangel's Vengeance (Fallaway Slam swung out into a GO 2 SLEEP) that knocks Deacon out on his feet as Gabriel comically pushes him over! Mikey Mitchell hits a step up enzuigiri from behind Gabriel and attempts to whip him over the ropes and shove him off the apron, but Gabriel won’t go that easy! Meanwhile we, notice that Kumquat Kid has basically spent all of the last couple minutes sitting on the apron playing a gameboy color without anyone noticing, but Mikey Mitchell then goes to baseball slide kick him out of the ring only for KK to toss the gameboy color to his KoA friends and roll out of the way! KK then leaps in over the ropes into a modified thez press on Mikey, punching him as he shouts, “You screwed up my game of Tetris!” The rest of the guys (, Gabriel, Shaw, Seb, Acer, Prime, Slams, Evans, Deacon, Williams) are recovering in and around the ring when.... 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWyB447vNjg Spoiler: click to toggle Tom Hartman: Oh..... my..... god..... this is NOT good for anyone in that ring or even outside of it for that matter! Dexter Finch: Hiding under the table Tom.... tell me when the scary man is gone. Xavier makes his entrance with a sinister grin on his face, everyone in the ring taking notice as this mammoth of a man slowly looking to enter when he notices the very buxom blonde woman from the Kumquats of Acme at ringside... the predator approaching her with sinister intentions as she attempts to hide behind the Kumquats of Acme! The cupcake and cake themed super heroes from the crew attempt to rush Xavier outside the ring, but he grabs them by the throats and double chokeslams them on the floor with ease! This prompts Kumquat Kid to suicide dive out of the ring at Xavier- but that does prove to be a suicidal move as Xavier lifts his knee and KK collides with it face first! Xavier continues to use his immense size to man handle KK by choke tossing him into the barricade corner and stomping the hell out of him while the Kumquats of Acme swarm him, but Xavier just swats them away like flies! In the ring, the remaining guys resume fighting until Xavier has decided that he’s had enough of throwing around the Kumquats of Acme and enters the ring and Prime, Slams, Shaw, Acer, Seb, Williams, Evans and Deacon gang up on him- but Xavier shoves them all away almost with ease! Xavier then goes on to lay waste to all of them with a jumping side kick to Prime, a double noggin knocker to Acer and Seb, a powerbomb counter to a hurricanrana when Billy Shaw flies at him, a swinging reverse STO to Slams and then the Devastator (hellavator backbreaker) to Gabriel to devastating effect and by this point Deacon, Mitchell and Williams lay low in their corners, knowing they are likely to get eliminated in more ways than one with Xavier. The monsterous Chris Evans is the next to challenge Xavier- but instead he offers a handshake to Xavier as Xavier smiles, the two behemoths having sided together! Tom Hartman: What the hell is going on here?! Are Xavier and Evans working together!? No one stands a chance in the ring if that is the case! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nFKPVfDrgU Spoiler: click to toggle The crowd gives a nice pop for the young man despite his heel alignment, recognizing his abilities in the ring as Randy Shaw makes his way down to the ring and climbs the 20 foot ladder at ringside! Xavier and Evans look up at him wondering what the hell this kid is going to do as Randy Shaw attempts bravely to take out the two biggest men in the match and SOARS for a corkscrew crossbody off the ladder- caught by Xavier in a VICIOUS lariat that causes Shaw to flip and almost defy gravity, falling into a broken heap on the mat as the crowd looks on in shock! Xavier and Evans show their collective power with a double hellavator that drops Randy to the mat in a heap! Xavier and Evans grab Randy Shaw by the head and toss him out of the ring with Deacon running from behind and grabbing Randy’s foot long enough to take credit for the elimination as Randy flies out to the floor in a heap! Randy Shaw has been eliminated! The crowd showers them with boos including a “Fuck you Xav-ier chant!" as Xavier and Evans then turn their attention to Deacon Black, grabbing him by the arms and pulling him in for a double chokeslam hard on the mat! This is when all 3 members of the High Flying Connection rush Xavier and Evans in desperation, but the combined might of these behemoths is too much as they throw them around the ring with ease! Seb and Acer both try to mount offense with Seb catching Evans with a Polish Stunner (back kick variant) and a super kick to Xavier by Stone, but it only stuns the big men momentarily as Acer ansd Seb run to opposite ropes and come back at the behemoths, but both eat big boots for their troubles! Then Xavier grabs Acer and Evans grabs Seb, tossing them out of the ring as Deacon once again barely dives in and gets two fingers on each of them right before they are sent soaring over the ropes and into the barricade! Acer Stone and Sebastian Jankowki have been eliminated! Xavier and Evans look around at all the downed bodies around them (some of the heels playing possum) when only one stands tall- The NOTCH! Dexter Finch: The Notch is back from taking a nap over at ringside! Now I’m going back to hiding again. The Notch stands up to both behemoths, still looking banged up from McClane’s assault earlier but he bravely stands up to them, waiting for Evans to charge him and pulling the ropes down enough for Evans to crotch himself on a bigboot attempt! Xavier goes for Notch with a jumping side kick, but the wily veteran catches his leg and attempts to pull Xavier down into and STF- but Xavier is just too big to let it happen as the count starts! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4 Spoiler: click to toggle The second of the Stylists runs to the ring as Xavier breaks out of the STF attempt and scoop slams Notch on the canvas and as soon as Thad enters the ring, Xavier gives him a deathstare and Thad IMMEDIATELY screams like a banshee and jumps over the top rope to the floor, eliminating himself out of sheer fear! Thaddeus has been eliminated! Xavier snickers at this result as Thad books it up the ramp and Mikey Mitchell can’t help but facepalm at the showing from his Stylist! With that, Xavier starts to turn around the ring, seeing Notch, Prime, Deacon, Williams, Slams, Mitchell, Billy Shaw and Brandon Gabriel all surrounding him! Xavier doesn’t look scared in the slightest as he dares them to bring it on, but is suddenly caught offguard by a superkick from the returning Kumquat Kid! The monster goes down on one knee as the 9 of them pounce on Xavier and start throwing everything they’ve got at him- but Xavier STILL manages to shoves all of them away! Thinking quickly Gabriel comes in with a shining wizard to Xavier, followed by an STO by Prime, a running knee strike from Deacon and then a mighty assisted powerbomb by Slamsley that takes the effort of all 9 of them to execute! From there, the guys organize themselves, holding Xavier down as Williams hits a beautiful standing shooting star press while Mikey climbs the top turnbuckle and hits the Marvelous (Imploding Somersault Leg Drop), followed by the Kumquat Kid hitting the 5 Alive Frogsplash and then the Notch gets a crazy look in his eyes and starts dancing around, doing the worm and then jumping for the The West Sider (S2H style Worm and a legdrop) across Xavier’s throat! Billy Shaw climbs the top turnbuckle, looking to put the final stamp on Xavier when Mikey suddenly flies across the ring and shoves Shaw to the floor to a MASSIVE round of boos! Billy Shaw has been eliminated! Tom Hartman: I can’t believe it! Billy Shaw was one of the fan favorites going into this and that opportunistic Mikey Mitchell took him out before he could! The crowd is booing Mitchell heavily for that shocking elimination (though they haven’t turned on the match like some rumbles...) as Shaw looks shocked, staring up at Mitchell who snickers and says he got the last laugh! The countdown begins while Evans gets back into things by double clotheslining KK and Notch and then taking on Gabriel, Prime and Slams- Williams latches onto the ropes with his arms, grabs Gabriel by the head with his legs and executes a modified reverse hurricanrana that dumps Gabriel out of the ring as Deacon again dives in and pushes him with both hands at the last second! Brandon Gabriel has been eliminated! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyW9KknfwLU Spoiler: click to toggle Hawke walks out to the ring to a chorus of boos, point to the black star on his mask and insulting the crowd all the way to the ring while Deacon is trying to kick Williams off the apron and out of the ring, but Williams manages to dive through the ropes to safety. Xavier and Evans are again battling it out with pretty much everybody as Alex Hawke slides into the ring and helps Xavier and Evans clean up by knocking out KK with a one handed bulldog, Notch with a codebreaker, Prime with a springboard tornado DDT, and Mikey with a fireman’s carry gutbuster. Hawke starts talking to Xavier and Evans as if this was all a part of the plan and then points to Slamsley as they all go for him! Tom Hartman: WHAT? Does this mean Alex Hawke was in cahoots with Chris Evans and Xavier Smith this whole time?! Dexter Finch: PLOT TWIST! Slamsley tries to fight back, but it is no use as Xavier and Evans stomp him into oblivion while Hawke laughs and calls for a microphone. Alex Hawke: Ahahahahaha! I love it when a plan comes together! Do you see this Darius? Xavier and Evans are working for me and together, we are going to DESTROY everything you’ve built, starting now! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w29QjvGg3U4&list=PLB7B5081671C8B341 Spoiler: click to toggle Yoshi comes out, but cautiously approaches the ring, seeing the behemoths destroying Slamsley. Xavier and Evans lift the large frame of Slamsley high above their heads for double military press set to toss Slams out of the ring head first, but that’s when the Kumquat Kid flies in with a spinning heel kick to Hawke and then a double dropkick to Xavier and Evans causing them to toss Slams- but not far enough as Slams gets guillotined on the top rope and slingshots back to the center! KK goes superkick crazy nailing Hawke, Evans and Smith and shouting, “VIVA LA KUMQUAT!! When the lights flicker out and static comes over the tron! Sovereign... Systems... ONLINE! ... and with that, the lights return, revealing Sovereign standing right behind the Kumquat Kid! Dexter Finch: It’s the robot alien guy! Get out of their Kumquat Kid! For the love of God get out of there! Sovereign pounces KK with the Overdrive (running spear+mounted punches) that look so brutally robotic as if this is no mere human doing this until Sovereign seemingly knocks KK unconscious! With that, the lights flicker off and when they return, Sovereign is gone! Evans and Xavier take advantage of Sovereign’s handiwork by throwing Kumquat Kid over the ropes to the floor while Hawke grabs the micophone again. Kumquat Kid has been eliminated! Alex Hawke: Hahahaha! Guess what, Sovereign is one of mine too! Hahahaha! Tom Hartman: What is going on here?! Alex Hawke has assembled an army underneath our noses! The Kumquats of Acme carry KK off to the back while there aren’t many guys left in the ring that can stand against the might of Hawke, Evans and Xavier as they once again focus their attention on eliminating Slamsley, but suddenly Slams BURSTS Evans over the top rope with a belly to belly suplex that drops him to the floor with a THUD! Chris Evans has been eliminated! Xavier goes on the attack beating Slams down, but Deacon, Williams, Mikey, Notch and Prime all rush Xavier from behind, helping Slams hoist the second behemoth and dropping him over the top rope to the floor while Yoshi springboards in for a FujiDT (Springboard Satellite DDT) on Hawke to keep him at bay! Xavier Smith has been eliminated! Hawke is IRATE while the crowd POPS HUGE for Slams and the crew while the countdown begins! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFx65CjyJK4 Spoiler: click to toggle Tom Hartman: We are nearing the end folks and the man here earned the right, albeit dubiously, to enter second to last in this match when he attained a questionable victory over the Notch earlier tonight. That leaves one to wonder; just who is #30? Wrath comes out, tossing the hood off his windbreaker and exclaiming that this is HIS match! Wrath runs to the ring and immediately goes to work on his rival the Notch who has been in this match for well over 50 minutes by this point while Hawke picks a fight with Williams, Slams and Mikey and Deacon-Prime break off into their own fight while Yoshi runs over to help the Notch by planting Wrath with several sharp kicks! Wrath goes for The Oppression (running knee strike) but Yoshi monkey flips him and Wrath draped over the ropes, allowing Yoshi to go for the Fuji Feint Kick (619) and it connects! Wrath tumbles back to the center of the ring while Yoshi climbs the top turnbuckle and goes for a Fujistar (shooting star) Press only to be CAUGHT out of the air with the AeoShocker (Top rope RKO) dropping Yoshi to the mat with a heap as the crowd roars for that move, despite disliking Wrath! Dexter Finch: WOAH! How he do dat!? Wrath picks Yoshi up for the AeoMagnus (Splash Mountain sitdown powerbomb), flinging him over the ropes and to the floor! Yoshihiro Fujiwara has been eliminated! With that, Wrath turns around gets caught with a jumping tornado DDT by the Notch as Notch sprawls out, virtually spent! The fights between Hawke-Slams-Williams and Prime-Deacon continue with Williams missing a High Class Strike(Superman Punch) aimed for Hawke and nailing Slams while Mikey grabs Hawke from behind with the Mikey Spike (Boom Shakalaka) while the countdown to the final entry starts! Tom Hartman: This is it! #30! Who’s it going to be? Dexter Finch: The suspense is killing me- literally! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BUZZZZZ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tnrhX55mzI Spoiler: click to toggle Tom Hartman: OH- MY- GOD!!! IT’S HIM!!!!!! Dexter Finch: RAGE IS SCREWED!!! Again, everyone in the match stops what they are doing all tired and hurt from a night of none-stop action.... 8 men against 1..... MAGNUM WOLF! Tom Hartman: This is the end! The Notch, Deacon, Wrath, Mitchell, Williams, Slamsley, Hawke, Prime and Wolf! Three of these men will walk out with Rage title shot contracts, but only one of them will walk out with a guaranteed shot at the St. Louis Rage title! Wolf slides in the ring as the 8 exhausted men take swipes at him him, Wrath being first as he gets caught with a HUGE sledgeshot (polish hammer) and Wolf motions for the rest of them to come at him! His old Rising Sun colleague Mercer Prime is the next to challenge Wolf,l ocking up with him and hoisting Wolf for No Mercy (Fireman's Carry Cutter) , but Wolf slides out the back and tosses him with a tazzplex! Williams is the next to try by dropkicking Wolf into the upper left corner and going for a corner shining wizard only to be dropped with the ST-NO! Slamsley charges in next as Hawke, Mikey and Deacon follow in desperation behind him but Slams gets caught with the Click Click Boom (bicycle kick) as the other three start to beat down on Wolf, but Wolf breaks out and nails Mikey right in the face with a spinning backfist, Deacon with a belly to belly suplex and finally him and Hawke go face to face as Hawke pleads with him “Remember the deal Mike!” and Wolf nods to him, saying, “FINE! But if it comes down to you and me, the deal is off!” Tom Hartman: What is going on here?! Alex Hawke struck a deal with Magnum Wolf? This guy has far more connections in high places than we could have possibly imagined! Dexter Finch: Wait, Magnum Wolf isn’t going to kill him? It’s like we’ve entered Bizzaro World! The crowd doesn’t know how to respond to this as there is only one man left standing besides Hawke and Wolf, drawing their attention; The NOTCH! He’s beaten and battered but the crowd is in an UPROAR waiting to see these veterans of the business collide as Magnum verbally dresses the Notch down as being too far beyond his time to be worth it and that’s when Notch stumbles forward, staring Wolf down and SLAPS him straight across the face! Dexter Finch: Okay, now someone’s gonna die! Wolf goes for a MASSIVE lariat set to take Notch’s head off after that one, but Notch counters into a neckbreaker! Wolf gets up and is caught by a hiptoss and then another and another followed by a dropkick as they can’t believe that Notch is taking Wolf to school! With everything that Notch has left, he goes for the The West Sider (S2H style bulldog followed by The Worm and a legdrop) nailing the bulldog and the crowd is completely behind him as he dances around, looking for the worm when Wrath comes flying out of nowhere Your Anti-Christ (springboard roundhouse kick) taking Notch down! Wrath goes to eliminate Notch over the west ropes, but Notch holds on and hangs him up by the neck on the ropes, fighting with everything he’s got! Wrath is pissed now as he charges at Notch, only for Notch to pull the ropes down sending Wrath soaring to the floor to HUGE cheer from the crowd! Aeolus Wrath is eliminated! Tom Hartman: WRATH IS OUT! And the Notch was the one that eliminated him! What a turnabout of fate! I can’t believe the upset we’ve just seen! Dexter Finch: Wrath doesn’t look like he can believe it either! Notch smirks and waves goodbye to Wrath as Wrath is stomping around ringside. livid isn’t the word for just how freakin’ mad he is! Wrath stomps over to the announce tables and grabs a chair, sliding in the ring and BASHING Notch in the forehead with it, causing him to start bleeding all over the place! Tom Hartman: Now this is absolutely uncalled for! Wrath was eliminated fair and square and now he is out for blood! With Notch completely limp, Wrath whips him over the ropes to the floor near the announce tables and continues to bash Notch with the chair over and over! The Notch has been eliminated! Tom Hartman: The Notch was in this match for just shy of an hour! It’s despicable that it had to end like this! In the midst of this, Deacon low blows Prime and throws him over the top rope and starts to celebrate, thinking that he eliminated him, but Prime hangs on! When Deacon turns around, Prime grabs him by the throat with both hands from the apron and throws him over the ropes to the floor! Deacon Black has been eliminated! Deacon looks in shock as Prime smirks at him, but is suddenly bodychecked off the apron into the barricade by Wolf and Deacon throws a hand over and touches Prime before he hits the ground to claim that elimination for his own! Mercer Prime is eliminated! Security is trying to break up Notch Wrath attack on Notch this time as he lays Notch on top of the stairs and raises the chair high above his head,smashing it into Notch and knocking him out cold! Wrath drops the chair and escorted out of the arena with a smirk on his face, looking at a couple of crying children in the crowd and their parents shouting at Wrath about how he should be ashamed of his actions! In the ring, there are 5 remaining; Slamsley, Hawke, Williams, Mitchell and Wolf! Wolf is still looking relatively fresh as the other three of the four come at him from all four corners, but Wolf still manages to throw their exhausted frames around like ragdolls as this is barely even a fight anymore. Hawke is directing Wolf as Wolf goes for Mikey next, but Mikey shoots at him with a superkick- caught by Wolf and pulled into the Smoking Barrel (Leg Trap Fall-Forward Chokebomb) laying him out flat! Magnum sits Mikey up on the top turnbuckle as the crowd is actually starting to get behind Mikey, being an underdog in this one as Wolf comes running across the ring for a Click Click Boom (bicycle) kick- but Mikey jumps off the corner with a beautiful spinning wheel kick knocking down the multiple time world champion! Hawke has had enough as he comes from behind Mitchell , looking for a superkick- but he dodges seeing Williams come flying at him for a High Class Strike that nails Mikey instead! Mikey is out on his feet as Hawke quickly dumps him over the ropes to the floor! Mikey Mitchell has been eliminated! Hawke turns around, walking right into a Cyclorama(Belly to belly moonsault slam) from Williams and then Slams levels Williams with a AA spinebuster! Slams turns around this time into a DOI (Over the Shoulder Cradle Back to Belly Piledriver)! Wolf has had enough playing around as he picks Slams up on his shoulder, looking to deposit him over the ropes when suddenly he is SPEARED nearly out of his boots by.... Tom Hartman: JOSH HOMINICK!! My lord what a spear! He must be here for revenge after Magnum Wolf cost him the Rage title earlier tonight! Hominick immediately slides out of the ring and starts walking up the ramp as Wolf gets to the ropes clutching his ribs and exclaiming that Hominick’s gonna die for that! The distraction caused is so strong that Slamsley and Williams come from behind Wolf and dump the multiple time world champion over the ropes to the floor! Magnum Wolf has been eliminated! Tom Hartman: MAGNUM WOLF HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!! SLAMSLEY AND WILLIAMS JUST ELIMINATED THE MULTI-TIME WORLD CHAMPION!!! Dexter Finch: F*** F***EDY F*** F*** F*************!!!!!!!!!! CROWD: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! Wolf can’t believe that he was just eliminated by two young guys looking to make their mark on this business! Wolf looks like he is going to get back in the ring, but decides against it, shooting another death glare at Hominick who dares him to fight! Wolf rushes up the ramp and gets into an all-out slugfest with Hominick that security once again has to break up! Tom Hartman: Security is definitely earning their paychecks tonight. How many fights have they had to break up in this match alone? Dexter Finch: Don’t look now but it looks like we are down to the final three! Mr. British, The Masked Psycho and Muscles McBody! The atmosphere in here is EEEEEEEELLLLECTRIC!!! Slams, Hawke and Williams all get to their feet slowly, looking at the briefcases sitting at ringside; all three of them will receive a title shot of some sort after this, but only one will get the grand prize; a St. Louis Rage title shot! Williams and Hawke nod to each other and go to team up on Slamsley, beating him down until Slams explodes forth and drops them both with a double spinebuster! Slams lets out a primal scream as he runs at Williams looking to eliminate him with a clothesline- BUT Williams pulls the ropes down on him- ONLY FOR SLAMS TO HANG ONTO THE ROPES WITH ONE HAND! One foot hits the floor- but Slams uses it to bounce back up and back onto the apron! Meanwhile, Hawke looks to hit Williams with a codebreaker but Williams counters it into a catapult that sends Hawke over the ropes and to the apron next to Slamsley! Slams and Hawke are battling on the apron as Williams comes running and looks to double dropkick them off the apron, but they dodge and pull Williams over the ropes between them! Tom Hartman: THIS IS IT! ALL 3 ARE ON THE APRON! ONE OF THESE MEN IS GOING TO WIN THIS! Williams is kind of screwed as he tries to fight back against both Hawke and Slams, but it is no use! Hawke backs up and superkicks Williams into Slamsley’s arms as Slams spinebuster Williams off the apron to the floor! Charles Williams is eliminated.... OR IS HE?! Slams and Hawke slide back into the ring and circle up, but what they don’t notice is that when Williams landed on the floor, one of his feet landed on the stair- NOT THE FLOOR! Tom Hartman: What the hell is this?! Williams has been eliminated twice tonight, but the referees are claiming that he isn’t in because his feet haven’t touched the floor?! Curse that rule! Dexter Finch: That’s it, I’ve seen it all! I can go to bed tonight knowing that there is nothing left in this world that can possibly surprise me! Slams and Hawke muscle each other around the ring with Slams winning until Hawke low blows him and plants him with a jumping reverse STO! Hawke indicates that it is time to throw Slams over the top, but when he tries, Slams picks him up and hits The Hat Trick (Suplex with his left arm, switch over to a Suplex with his right arm and followed up with a Sit-Out Powerbomb)! Slams indicates that it is time for Hawke to go this time as he goes to throw him over the ropes, but Hawke hangs on and attempts to eliminate Slams too! Both of them are leaning over the south ropes when suddenly Williams climbs up the stairs, reenters the ring and dumps both of them to the floor! Spoiler: click to toggle Tom Hartman: IT’S OVER! MY GOD HE DID IT! After EVERYTHING , he survived two questionable eliminations to win! I’m being told that Slamsley’s feet hit the ground first, so he will receive the High Octane title shot briefcase while Alex Hawke will receive the Rage Tag Title Shot! But in the end, it is that man right there, Charles Williams that is now guaranteed a shot at the St. Louis Rage title anytime he wants within the next year! Dexter Finch: Well it looks like cheating does lieing, cheating and stealing does pay off! Williams hit the ground twice but still didn’t get eliminated! He’s practically uneliminatable! Tom Hartman: Well that’s it for our show folks and there are many developments to look forward to on the next edition of Rage. Until then folks, good night! Slamsley is seen looking up at Williams in disbelief while Hawke is throwing a fit at ringside while Williams celebrates with his Rage title shot briefcase with an elaborate fireworks display going on in the background. COPYRIGHT EXCELSIOR WRESTLING SOCIETY 2014 |
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